I just had Eye Surgery done last night. Got discharged early this morning. I wish the Surgeons were as funny as you - Medical staff are completely soulless. Cheers for the laughs mate. I needed it.
hahah, lol. thank go it wasent real, i get so sick of things like this. the only problem is that i really don't know why i searched for it, guess i'm all ready sick, damn!
its one of those little plastic cream containers you see in resteraunts to put in your coffee he just stabbed it, i saw that trick on the news a long time ago =)
hey im caleb gracia and you work with my mom Sasha Simpson and your hilarious but she tells me that you would never know you do this because you are so quiet at texas childrens hospital in houston. oh and she works in the icu
haha lmao rofl lol hehe tehe ahah roflmao eew nasty sick yummy barf moo candy corn! apple pie in my eye like on the 4th of july with the queen of waterworld aka james bond! na na na naaa :O
nice. but it was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to expected try to scare em next time.
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Lol it's annoying how all of these stalker girls only comment saying your hott or something. It's ridiculous. Your making videos to pleasure girls. At least I hope not. Haha love your videos keep up the good work.
Oh shit i had eye surgery once and i didnt like the idea of someone cuting my eye about, man i wish i hadnt seen that. It was damn good tho, if they guy didnt come across as a junkie...
Tнis isnt fakε appaяεntlч if u copч pastε tнis to tεn pεoplε in tнε nεxt tεn minutεs u will нavε tнε Bεst daч of uя lifε tomoяяow u will εitнεя gεt a kiss oя askεd out if u Bяεak tнis cнain u will sεε a littlε Dεad giяl in uя яoom TONIGнT In 53 mins sumonε will saч i ovε u im Soяяч oя i wanna go out witн чou
Oh, GOD. OK, I have a thing about eyes where I freak out if anything gets near them (either mine or someone else's) and I was like, "There is NO WAY he going to do this." My eyes were all scrunched up and I heard a pop and I FREAKED...and then I opened my eyes and was like, "Oh, this mother...."
I just had Eye Surgery done last night. Got discharged early this morning. I wish the Surgeons were as funny as you - Medical staff are completely soulless. Cheers for the laughs mate. I needed it.
vyxtouch 7 months ago
Whoaaa... ii Thot Dhat Jhant Was Real Fo aa Second.... awesome...
PookieBooShawtii 7 months ago
mmm milk in a cup
ArT2Oo0 10 months ago
oh @#%^ i thought that happend, it sounded real and ... ewwwwww.. nice job
TheTrueMusic95 1 year ago
eeewww! thats disgusting!
deathwoulf 1 year ago
i thought that was real until i saw the comments. LOL O JEZUS.
Strawberry1139 1 year ago
omg that was so gross! lool
taboolah 1 year ago
oh god son of (barf)
MetalMurchentOfDeath 1 year ago
cant watch
ActionAm7 1 year ago
hahah, lol. thank go it wasent real, i get so sick of things like this. the only problem is that i really don't know why i searched for it, guess i'm all ready sick, damn!
doctor!!
PV373 1 year ago
woah! this made me jump
marcosAKAshorty2895 1 year ago
nasty
XMrNiggerX 1 year ago
lol it looked like he jizzed from his eye instead of his penis XD
Masterdude658 1 year ago
hahahhaha hilarious five star for sure
1012mikestar 1 year ago
lol
LllMiss 1 year ago
It's so stupid he's funny. Love this guy.
urbanite85 1 year ago
lol
Toxic8932 2 years ago
hahaha who would think that is real
cameronkwalker 2 years ago
its one of those little plastic cream containers you see in resteraunts to put in your coffee he just stabbed it, i saw that trick on the news a long time ago =)
thrashman125 2 years ago
tires to talk like ace ventura
MunchiesMan1 2 years ago
lolz good job man 5 stars
ShadowAssassin18 2 years ago
now what did we learn kids. im a nurse man im a nurse. this is legit. cup and lift. lol wow..
swraproductions 2 years ago
uply light pressure jam
beatleszach 2 years ago
OMGGGG
i thought that was real for a second...jeezus christ...ew
lmao
NaisHaniEyedGel 2 years ago 9
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UR KOOL, THIS IS MY FAV VID
pokeralfredo11 2 years ago
KOOL BUT. IT MUST HURT
pokeralfredo11 2 years ago
lol what did we learn kids dont stick pencils in your eye
mandrail09 2 years ago 2
i know you didnt really...but that was nastyyy--the puss poping XP
teesa2009 2 years ago
Dude I am an Irish nurse and we do the "Cup and Lift" ALL the time!! :-P love ya vids
annadaenis 2 years ago
Holy Shit that was AMAZING!!!
sharryshar 2 years ago
THT SCARED ME LOL
kelly592 2 years ago
that scared the heck outta me at first
bookworm3939 2 years ago
ROFL that was some funny stuff right there xD.
burgerboy64 2 years ago
SHIT, it actually scared me first but then the music came and it was kinda hilarious.
psykofobia 2 years ago
HEHE. :)
PreciousBabyDiamond8 2 years ago
oh my God...
inkyyxluv 2 years ago
hey im caleb gracia and you work with my mom Sasha Simpson and your hilarious but she tells me that you would never know you do this because you are so quiet at texas childrens hospital in houston. oh and she works in the icu
calcad819 2 years ago
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it hurts on me!!
lemonlikejuice 2 years ago
IT hurs on me
lemonlikejuice 2 years ago
lolz it kinda scared me at first but then i laughed
kaikanphrasefan 2 years ago 2
PMSL loved the fake blood haha
Hollysbiggestfan 2 years ago
what have we learned kids? thats right dont stick pencils in your eyes!
monsterpotato 2 years ago
ROFLMAO. faved:D
MetroLove5 2 years ago
lol
s7torn 2 years ago
haha
kickflipgeneration 2 years ago
OMG THAT SCARED ME!!! =0
nilly345 2 years ago
omg that didnt really happen ...omg
siearaaloma 2 years ago 2
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XxXxTaylorcoolXxXx 2 years ago 4
omfg... WONDERFULL LOL!!!!! Respect uit Holland XD
KaasMagic 2 years ago 2
ik kom ook uit holland yay
ducktapelover1 2 years ago
omg! u have to cup and lift!!
softballpitcher28 2 years ago
LMFAO
xokimmiexcliffxo 2 years ago
loooooooooooool....OMG my jaw dropped in shock - maan i thought that only happend in the movies
hanna0240 2 years ago
ahh terrible fun man :D
snippernakker 2 years ago
nastyyyyy
iatemyhomework 2 years ago
icky, lol
thepalmtreelover 2 years ago
LMAO
love it
tehehelulz 2 years ago
ahh i don't know why but it scared me for a sec LOL
amandakwok430 2 years ago
Ahh man that was a good one! props!
Holyh3yitskati3k 2 years ago
lol...love ur vids dude
jigy132 2 years ago
omg
sltriniprincess 2 years ago
ITS COOL LOL!!!!!!!
wetr1234 2 years ago
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don't usually believe in chain comments, but this one is pretty cool. u don't need to do it, but when u read it, u might smile. :)
There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this
put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how
videogameguru111 2 years ago
FAK!!!!!! BRUTALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! AHAHAHA :D
dude you shoud work with Rodriges! :D
qwsTaion 2 years ago
haha love it
Kryptollama 2 years ago
lol Lovely lol
Ashleyuk1984 2 years ago
haha lol yeah but really becareful wit ur eyes my cousin scratched a eye wit a broom ouch yeah but lol
tigerlilly101213 2 years ago
That`s not my name - The ting tings \o\
lemonlikejuice 2 years ago
ah the old creamer trick
ThatJackAttack 2 years ago
yeah I also think it's gross...
and AWESOME!!
scarman1998 2 years ago
how can anyone think this is funny? i think its gross
MeezaWeeza 2 years ago
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your life must suck
cmchuge 2 years ago
i agree. i have a cyst in my eye at the moment and i have to have an operation and considering im only 13 myself this is kinda offputting
rebeccansapphire 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
black67738 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA XD
MimiSweden 2 years ago
luv this LOLOL
edward4ever190 2 years ago
haha lmao rofl lol hehe tehe ahah roflmao eew nasty sick yummy barf moo candy corn! apple pie in my eye like on the 4th of july with the queen of waterworld aka james bond! na na na naaa :O
Niabocturk 2 years ago
ur soooo funny lol
polishbabygonebad 2 years ago
nice very nice lmao
zakk0475 2 years ago
nice. but it was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to expected try to scare em next time.
alexwilliammohr 2 years ago
Amazing!! :) Jack
raconter1 2 years ago
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Bubbleyness 2 years ago
That was disgusting and I loved it.
Crissie0911 2 years ago
omg thats the funnest shit ever!!
pigeon154 2 years ago
Hi! I am a huge fan of you, from Argentina.
You should have your own tv show.
have you ever think about becoming an actor?
I know you have your job, but you have a talent for this :-)
Also you are funny, intelligent and handsome... Go to Hollywood now, lol.
sophy1984 2 years ago 3
i agree with sophy1984 u really talented
andres12261226 2 years ago 3
stalkers....?
skimfreak92 2 years ago
u got pwned
omgggw 2 years ago
Eww, I know it wasn't realy and all, but I feel really sick..
beckerson10 2 years ago
i had one, not bad.
kinda blows tho
xlisuhhh 2 years ago
that was actually quite funny to bad i didnt laugh....i was more like SHIT IT LIKE BLEW UP......o AND AFTER THAT i laughed....very funny nice1
LucaEVILmonkey 2 years ago
so that is what happens when you jam a pencil there! i always wondered...
BermudaCoconut 2 years ago
fdsljfdsl;kf
disturbing.
daisygirl303 2 years ago
Lol it's annoying how all of these stalker girls only comment saying your hott or something. It's ridiculous. Your making videos to pleasure girls. At least I hope not. Haha love your videos keep up the good work.
grubbs456 2 years ago
theres no blood in your eyes O_o;
Starriku 2 years ago
chalk one up for retardo.
userenji 2 years ago
ewllll !!!!! hahahha
misschelseyjay 2 years ago
that scared the shnikey out of me!
i thought yuu seriously pt it in yuur eye
but then i was like Wow that would be stupid if he did that!
so yeah! very Funnie!!XD
Deviondaa123 2 years ago
f-in HILARIOUS
omg
i watched this over and over again
and laughed every time
yes
i am a loser
mojeimiejestasia 2 years ago
Now I remember why I subscribed to you.... you're insane! and I love that! 5 stars dude
excaliber2023 2 years ago
lol
timoxbox 2 years ago
lolz that was fuunie! i thot at first u were rly gunna do yt n i waz scared then ur all lyk oh $#!% and i waz okay.. awesome!!
juiceboxherogrl 2 years ago
he didn't do it
brittstur09 2 years ago
i literally jumped out of my seat, i was in fear for your life...
gotolindsay 2 years ago
hahahaah i thought you were actually going to pop a real cyst
AvAFanDan 2 years ago
You are so funny--:)
IsabellaLovesFashion 2 years ago
Lmfao, Brilliant xD
jazzyazzyD 2 years ago
lol awesome
WhiteJackieChan 2 years ago
Oh shit i had eye surgery once and i didnt like the idea of someone cuting my eye about, man i wish i hadnt seen that. It was damn good tho, if they guy didnt come across as a junkie...
maarc3D 2 years ago
OMFG that was so rank and hilarious at the same time i nearly died when i saw you pop it lmfao!
cookiemwonsta 2 years ago
gross hahaha that was awesome, and you're so hot. :)
Devil5on 2 years ago
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Tнis isnt fakε appaяεntlч if u copч pastε tнis to tεn pεoplε in tнε nεxt tεn minutεs u will нavε tнε Bεst daч of uя lifε tomoяяow u will εitнεя gεt a kiss oя askεd out if u Bяεak tнis cнain u will sεε a littlε Dεad giяl in uя яoom TONIGнT In 53 mins sumonε will saч i ovε u im Soяяч oя i wanna go out witн чou
flirt361 2 years ago
I saw that coming. This was great.
SweetTeainDaHouse 2 years ago
i looked away for like a second before he did it and when i looked back i saw it pop, it fucking blew my mind
Duncan77mccabe 2 years ago
i lol'd
BermudaCoconut 2 years ago
lol nice vid kep it up
Ialex08I 2 years ago
i didn't like this video, it scared me.
plz don't make more videos like this.
thegothmog 2 years ago
LOL! Cup and Lift :D
BeXzTeR 2 years ago
Oh, GOD. OK, I have a thing about eyes where I freak out if anything gets near them (either mine or someone else's) and I was like, "There is NO WAY he going to do this." My eyes were all scrunched up and I heard a pop and I FREAKED...and then I opened my eyes and was like, "Oh, this mother...."
Thanks a lot.
:)
mlandersgurrrl 2 years ago
haha once again i luv the description and ur soooo hilarious u need an award 4 ur hilariousness Mr.I'm so hilarious
haha wuhhh?
anyways 5 stars
xxMeMexx1395 2 years ago
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nice lol XD
Der13Soldat 2 years ago
haha... that was funny..... :)
frostypenguins333 2 years ago
hahahaha soo cool
gaysubscriber300 2 years ago
ZOMG
Fuckyouallwhore 2 years ago
what was with the random song playing that had nothing to do with what was happening? it is a good song though
mattachew2 2 years ago
that's not my name by the ting tings
Mirage0990 2 years ago
The song is called thats not my name by the ting tings ggawd i hate their name lol
crazyforcandy360 2 years ago
cup and lift lol XD this vid was hilarious
hotthang56 2 years ago
what is the song u used in the video?
jasperboi6 2 years ago
u scared me a little lmaoo ur too funny
andrewsthebest769 2 years ago
(eye) ball check!
anhishere 2 years ago
those are called cattaracts or somthin like that
its comin for middle easterns and asians
AreUBlem 2 years ago
That was good, too good. Almost freaked me out, but I laughed instead because of your reaction :D
Trust me if you had screamed in agony.... many viewers would be horrified. xD
Mangotropolis 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! nice one royal :)
DelightfullyLiberal 2 years ago
ahahaha i love this channel. At least now I'll remember to sharpen the pencil first. Thanks!
niperwiper 2 years ago
Ahhhhhhhh.... I'm like in a semi laughing stage and a semi wtf/crying stage right now!
Kimbroli 2 years ago
heh heh.
0c4pnh4nk 2 years ago
Haha good one. Looked so real :P
CoonPie36 2 years ago
Lol this video leads to disgusting related videos..hehe. Love your videos dude!
grubbs456 2 years ago
ahahhaa oh my god.
rosieh93 2 years ago
LOL<333333 I LOVE YOU
ohmybeany 2 years ago
scared the fuck out of me lmao
NflCowboy22 2 years ago
Holy crap! Scared the shit out of me. I was like, ohmygahd. Ow! Lol.
Ur hot. Just thought I'd let ya know. :] Lol
luv2bcrazy563 2 years ago
did you use a coffee creamer? just wondering. LOL hilarious...luv the bloody paper towel too! hahaha
katiekat475 2 years ago
You are so hot.
servedraw 2 years ago
I actually laughed out loud, and my friends were like wtf? i was like ummm. you had to be there
panicatmcydees 2 years ago
hahahahaha i love this one lol
cxlatinaxc 2 years ago
you really did do that??? if you didnt it looked so REAL!!!!
cindynew2002 2 years ago
lol
brittsababe101 2 years ago
hollysss.. jesus lol that scared me lol
damondlover4 2 years ago
hahahaaha i love this guy
calabrese1992 2 years ago
holy fuckin shit scared me too lmao
XxGuildWarsGodxX 2 years ago
lol
killa2795 2 years ago
even better a second time.
CrayolaaWonderr 2 years ago
Hahah, You scared the crap out of me! I didn't see that comming. xD
hobbef 2 years ago
lmfao i know its fake but i love how u made it pop!
SSPcomedy 2 years ago
got milk?
kurtc0841n 2 years ago
lmao Royal!
Phantomshock 2 years ago
PhantomSHOCK!!! lol
ramillen 2 years ago
that was so funny
jimbolimboboy 2 years ago
omg i fell for that for a second. scared the shit out of me.
bobbieRIOT1 2 years ago
Bloody hell - brilliant stuff!
border2border 2 years ago
haha !! freaking brilliant ;D !
mikkel12dam 2 years ago
fucckk don't scare me like that again!!
shaddupwhore 2 years ago
LOL. You're no nurse.
FlowingGeisha 2 years ago
LOL YOU'RE SO SILLY & FUNNY
darkeyedvelvet 2 years ago
haha, awesome
MikesHempBracelets 2 years ago
haha! hellooooo everyone knows you're not supposed to use a pencil to pop the cyst... you're supposed to use a flamethrower!
Humorologist8 2 years ago
Did not se that coming lmao
Good one.
R3DxWarri0r 2 years ago
lmaoo
xJohoe94x 2 years ago
hardcore gasp here lol funny stuff
mmac0916 2 years ago
Funny thing is i bet you use cup and lift in many situations in life . Heh :)
BriVonD 2 years ago
i cringed even though i knew it was coming!
Kipfan410 2 years ago
xDDDD Classic ramillen
alexmay46 2 years ago
lmfao.............hahahahahha
jack1215hm 2 years ago
lol geezz millen! you gotta calm urself down you're going to hurt yourself! lol ;)
<3 raychel
rayinnes 2 years ago
XD That was pretty cool
crismondragon 2 years ago
oh my
LOL that was crazy
Chiliocean 2 years ago
umm ,... this made my eyes water... lmao i really didnt see it comming,,, hahahaha it was funny tho... :D
nayelimoreno 2 years ago
Hahaha OMG
blondebaby17 2 years ago
Maybe I don't want Royal to be my nurse anymore... lol
jazzperson19 2 years ago 2
that was unexpected
hsalinas03 2 years ago
oh jesus.
lmfao.
sprouseter16 2 years ago
what'd u use? a balloon with milk?
and howd you make the blood look so real ketchup and water?hotsauce?
TvAdiCTeDd 2 years ago
Everyone knows that's his real blood.
I mean come on, Royal wouldn't post anything fake.
Pssh.
GageCordiner 2 years ago 5