Jon Lajoie - The Phone Call

[handsomebrick]

mc canadian stereotype fixes all the bitches faucets

[115darkstar]

@Howieglenn fuck you

[hattric2001]

Chainsaw this

[hattric2001]

@IMS181 are you fucking stupid? It's arrow TO the knee

[XxADTRxFanxX]

@hattric2001 Actually it's arrow in the knee, if you had any game experience in Skyrim you would know, so sit down before you make yourself look stupid.

City guards say: I use to be an adventurer like you, until i took an ARROW IN THE KNEE

[tomyo669]

wow where did you get this

[Sithguy77]

Fixing a mans faucet is going too far. That means that your not a real man.

[HowieGlenn]

this isn't funny

[Thisisfun45]

@HowieGlenn your not funny

[ELMOmybrotha143]

you should make a second one



[soccerlova12345]

It's a cold day in hell when you wife gets another man to fix the faucet.

[DarKcS2]

I fixed it I'm so sorry **sob*sob* *cryyyy*

[yeahhayhay]

...face!

[k10boy50]

I laugh every time lol!

[cattymax45]

I used to give a chainsaw, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[IMS181]

It is arrow IN the knee. If you are going to spam something stupid, at least get it right.

[thedadam1]

i used to be a neighbor but then i took an arrow to the knee

[BASEBOSTED]

@thedadam1 i will kill u

[thedadam1]

@BASEBOSTED i will arrow in the knee you. ill go to heaven but you will forever say I TOOK A MOTHER FUCKING ARROW TO THE KNEE.

[ukchill1]

best

[TheRussianGamer93]

So awesome ! :D

[miniclip42]

i was going to fix the faucet but then i took an arrow to the knee

[Elvinknight9]

I used to make phone calls like these, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[omgwaffels96]

@Elvinknight9 Shut the fuck up before i fix your faucet !

[Efren1511]

Hilarious!

[Nixilius]

it's funny because having an affair with your neighbours wife is much worse than fixing his faucet :D

[Thackattack18]

@Nixilius you are a fag and ruined the joke. HOMO

[Nixilius]

@Thackattack18 and the top comment didnt do the exact same thing?

[SuperLusername]

@Nixilius it didn't, the top comment was written in sarcasm

[MrGiants27]

LMAO

[slade23777]

Lolololol!!!

[LootFragg]

Man, why isn't this video flagged? I can stand all kinds of shit from pornography involving feces to extreme violence against animals and documentations of fascist crimes but seriously, there's gotta be a limit man. Talking about fixing another man's faucet, I'm speechless. That's so despicable. You've got to know when to stop. Just plain gross. Imbearable.

[iJustFlyDammit]

Forrest Gump watched this 82 times.

[awesomness1000]

MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU FUCKING FIXED MY FAUCET YOU BACKSTABBING FUCK NOW I'M GOING TO FIX YOUR FACE YOU HERE ME!!!!! I'M GONNA FIX YOUR FUCKING...

[BarenakedLadiesLive]

You backstabbing FUCK!

[deiomix32]

we gave it to her boy, in every hole!

[shawnswteal]

You fixed my faucet you mother f*ck*ng piece of sh*t!!!

Now I am gonna fix your face!

[DRAGONpiccoloBALLZ]

answer the f#cking question!

[deff352]

:D holy shuffle

[tlv13wt]

It's one thing to fuck a guy's wife, but when you fix a man's faucet that's just crossing the line.

[DRAGONpiccoloBALLZ]

@tlv13wt he didnt fuck his wife, he was jus acting like it, but the only f***ing thing he did, which is not to excuse is; (and you aint believe it!) he fixed that boy´s facuet i mean; what the hell was he thinking...

[Skunkanoid]

he touched jons faucet!? oh shit just got dangerously real

[XxmadelboxX]

Is my name FORREST GUMP?!? No.... THEN WHY ARE YOU TREATING ME LIKE A F*CKING RETARD?!?! xD

[HeCameHeSawGROID]

You fixed my faucet, now I'm gonna fix your fucking face!

[uuuserunknown]

Was that ment to be funny??

[thezombie724]

@uuuserunknown Was that MEANT to be spelled right?

[KINGCALLO]

aahaha xD

[aristophane32]

in canada everyone shares wifes

[yamisosteez]

you fucking fixed my faucet you backstabing fuck!!!!!!!!

[herbert1234567891011]

@yamisosteez

+b

[yamisosteez]

@herbert1234567891011 ???

[chillococo]

Is my name forrest gump? ahhahahahahaa

[Hippyjonnycomics]

'Oh yeah in every hole'

ROFL

[awsom7]

oh im just fan fuckin tastic

[fnk4ce]

Oh, hey there jake...this is fuckin' terrible!

[ciranno]

FAN FUCKIN' TASTIC

[Gone2Skate]

LOL when hes explaining their fuck he seemed so politely interested.

[MrToriss]

now the CC button of laughter works ..... 1:35 .... so why you treat me like Im a fucking retard..... subtitles : lol so why you treat me like a macbook

[jessalvarado213]

@MrToriss haha It told me "why you treating me like a fucking sports car LOL

[BattosaiKen24]

Put it on transcribe audio, and go to the end of the video...

What it really says: I'm gonna fix your fucking--

Subtitles: pocket

...xDDD

[BattosaiKen24]

"No, no. Its not."

xDD RIGHT when the pic that said "Its for you" came on :D

[clipdan]

I'm gunna FIX YOUR FACE!

[Timodez]

Hahahaha

[MegaDk911]

need to make a video for this

[ropeadopaderp]

She was very wet and feeling dirt-ey.

[McShane1996]

didn't know mc canadian stereotype's name was jake

[Xeidasx]

that was awesome.

[enrique4086]

lmfao i cant stop luaghting lol hahahahahahaha he should make more videos like this

[xxmortified]

You fucking fixed my faucet you backstabbing fuck! LMFAO!! WHAT.

[topcat1995kat]

im gunna fix ur fuking face

[topcat1995kat]

im fan fucking tastic jake

[MichalaErin]

ANSWER THE FUCKIN QUESTION! hahahahahahaha

[JourneyRehp]

is this what its like up in canada? o.O

[TheEmilkl]

what a freak bastardo :DDD



[PaltryFreD]

I have an idea, LET'S ALL THUMB UP THE SPOILERS! -.-

[TheCabbageLord]

Thanks top comment for ruining the video

[The313juggalo]

@TheCabbageLord sorry :(

[cowsgomoo871]

IM GUNNA FIX YOUR FUCKING FACE!!!!!!

[Girlgamer125]

Wait a minute... What's so bad about getting your faucet fixed... 4 free?! WTFF??? lol... Too fucking funny!!

[xxNeXxxx]

you and my brother double teamed my wife? xd

[NinjaDarkLord619]

Is my name forest gump

urm no

so why are you treating me like a fucking retard!

[acloverdc9]

hahhahahaha. we had sex in the kitchen for awhile and then we had sex in the living room... YOURE FUCKING LYING TO ME, AND I REALLY DONT LIKE IT JAKE!

[2hot2handle97]

Is my name Forest Gump Jake? ahh what. Answer the fucking question is my name Forest Gump. Ahh well no. So why u treatin me like im a fuckin retard.

Your wife made me fix the faucet.... thats crossing the FUCKING line.

[bartman464]

is he talking to M.C. canadian stereotype? O.o

[trixter2009]

@bartman464 Course Not Canadian Stereotype Is Always Polite

[raiduk]

Pulp fiction hommage ? :)

[bartman464]

@raiduk mm now thats a tasty burger..

[leburne920]

oh my gosh...... YES.! to funny.!

[iQfRAG1]

ohhh my god! xD realy funny :D

[jonathansanders12345]

and feeling DER-TEE

[aprillovescookies123]

lol, wow.

[themortalkombatable]

who needs 3 hours to fix a faucet...kind of a retard

[bhblack02]

ha

[Troy83x]

no comment lol

[iGunnYBeaRR]

Hahhahhaahahah

[SonsOfMars01]

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[RedNeckTanner]

\"_"/ lol wtf

[Grayworgen]

Funny as hell! xD

[xLovexMuffinx]

Is my name FORREST GUMP?!?

[SLITTHROAT13]

@xLovexMuffinx Answer the f#cking question!

[LiL4bl4ze]

thats great ^^

[tylerphillips1211]

I fucked ur wife and left lol

[Zornklisch]

Don't you EVER chainsaw with a man's faucet!

[AlmightyCracker119]

ROFL 

[vp255]

Yeah I'm doing FANfuckingTASTIC.

[zabachuj]

I m gonna fix your face yo

[VirgoPoetry]

Play my remix for a laugh on my page. Jon is the man.

[emokidcutmebad]

WTF!?!?!?

[roxasnriku1]

Theres masturbation in the tags o.o

[bloodtimer]

@roxasnriku1 oh god...o.o lol

[gamerderzocker]

@roxasnriku1 masturbation

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Universe

[SuperMetallicafan84]

the guy hes calling sounds like MC canadian steroetype

[doctor42o]

u sound like the guy on postal 2

[VeroKassy]

LOL, he dosnt care that he did his wiife, but he flips about hiim fixing his faucet? niice ;)

[IAmFurrret]

Sounds Like Dane Cook?

[BarbieBlondie777]

At least Jake is honest....lmao

Bob is a smart ass

[WHOOSHer3]

So MC Canadian Stereotype's name is Jake

[salamsirsalamsir]

hahahahahahahahar har ha har har hohohohoho heeheehee hahahahahr harhar har

[ford1broncoII]

I guess you could say he was "layin pipe"

[DarionAOD]

3:25-3:41 . Funniest fucking moment of my life.

[AndrewHaddock]

Isn't his name Jon, not Bob?

[4eternitjuggalo]

@AndrewHaddock yeah but its still funny

[AndrewHaddock]

@4eternitjuggalo I know :3 Everything he does is funny :p

[legoandstuff100]

@AndrewHaddock but hes playing a character in this retard!!

[AndrewHaddock]

@legoandstuff100 No need to be an insulting troll, And nor am I a retard, you may be one but not me.

[BatHunterofDevon]

Ahahahaa! What a back-stabbing traitor! What kind of man fixes a pipe in your house while your away? It's evil!!!!

[4eternitjuggalo]

This is fucking funny

[RacinRudy3]

Is my name forrest gump lmafoooo

[TheKiff11]

id be pissed too

[kz1717]

i iya, i went over to your house, around one oclock and iya i i fucked your wife annd then i left...

[kz1717]

i was just at your house and...fucked your wife, thats it i promise!!

[DieNotausDruecker]

OH MY GOD, HE'S GOING TO FIX HIS FACE!!!

[ForgeMyLife]

OMG JAKE IS STEREOTYPICAL CANADIAN GUY FROM WTF COLLECTIVE 2 :O

[DuMb666SkUlL]

uh oh...my name is jake.........

[nickski1000]

My fosset stopped leaking unexpectedly too! hmmmmm

[BMoscow]

Mc vagina randomly pops up

[milkcowx]

69 people got their faucet fixed.

[DopeBass]

@milkcowx thats not even funny u stupid piece of shit.... i go over to ur house every day and fuck the shit outta ur wife...she said u have a 2 inch cock

[The313juggalo]

It's one thing when you fuck a guy's wife.. but when you fix his faucet you just crossed the line

[gaurmedia]

@The313juggalo haha, he is such a genius

[Islandboyy02]

@The313juggalo It's true.... Just FUCK HER AND LEAVE!!! Fuckin' Faucet Fixing Family wreckers!!!

[JakH242]

It's MC Canadian stereotype

[Rambuzzle]

lol 69 dislikes

[mufasabich]

You were in my house for three hours!!!

LMFAO XD

[94251442]

Thats some fucked up shit... Hell no... No one fixes his faucet

[minddude]

Woah that's messed up.....he fixed his fuckin faucet man. That's not even cool sky

[SickM3nace]

Lol.

O-o-oh yes...

We gave it to her Boi...

[metalsolosandcovers]

jon: is my name forrest gump jake?

jake: uh, wat?

jon: answer the fucking question jake! is my name forrest fucking gump?!

jake: uh, no?

jon: then why r yhu treating me lyk im a fucking retard???

[fusazzo94]

Jon's voice looks like Cole Phelps (l.a. noire) voice  at 1:54! LOL

[ABLETOUSEDUDEE]

he lied because he fixed the leaking pipe.... wtf....

[ABLETOUSEDUDEE]

i came at 1 o'clock and i fucked ur wife and i left!

really

yes really i swear!

[GtoThaillDog]

haha gotta love the canadian accent

[ottoelperro]

You're fucking awesome!

[bioshockrulesoverall]

IM GONNA FIX YOUR FUCKING (vid cuts off) HAHAHA!

[gringozolano2001]

i love that Canadians are cool with sharing their women. that's the kind of world that i would some day like to live in

[besthitsonly]

ROFLMAO of MrUrochordata comment and 441+ thumbs up XDDD

Seriously Youtube I <3 you XDD

[JonathanS995]

"is my name forest gump jake?!"

"ahhh.. what??"

"answer the fucking question. Is my name forest gump?!?!"

"ahh... well.. no"

so why you treating me like im a fucking retard!!"

HAHAHA fucking epic XD XD

[MyReedsBroke]

please jake enlighten me

[PigsOnATrain]

Best Jon Lajoie skit by FAR

[MARKO8885VTC]

i fucked your whife and then i left :D

[macbeasty]

This is fake...It only takes 2 hours to fix a faucet.

[mayorjohnadamwest]

Damn bro all ur vids r hella funmy

[vaske2340]

PHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHAHAHHAHAHHA xDDDDDDDD

[shitvideoguy73]

your a fucking retard i hate people who put up stupid comments like this the only people more retarded than you are the people who bealive it

[Squall8675309]

DONT U EVER FUCKIGN FIX MY FUXKIGN FAUSIT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!

[brycedog20]

What kind of ass does sink fixing without permission?!?!?

[crasherball]

....face

[ThePencilman1]

i went over fucked her and left thats all ay

[GetxItxRight]

Fucking asshole......what kind of prick does plumbing at your house WITHOUT PERMISSION?

[ScanDaddyLovin]

@SunnyLovetts what do you mean how is comedy dead

[jasshole333]

@aCronicSTD123 same rofl

[k0uRvV]

is my name forest gump!?

[SunnyLovetts]

Comedy is dead. 

[candywrapp]

@SunnyLovetts If you don't think this is funny I have no respect for you.