Footprints In The Sand

[jeffkreisler]

too soon

[malcolm13552]

I ain't religious but I ain't an idiot either, that wasn't funny that was shite.

[klfly]

@dancegal28 You abuse of pronouns renders your comment cryptic. Put what on where? Oh wait, sin, never mind, I just remembered that I don't care.

[SuperHighspirit]

You who think this is better than the original has no logic at all.. why, you merely got your blasphemous concept. Try harder.. satan reigns in your heart but He can never ruin heaven and earth. Your heart will forever be restless and at the hour of your death, you will know who you blasphemed.

[klfly]

@SuperHighspirit I'll know at the hour of my death? Cool, then I'll take care of business then. Don't know why your guy couldn't make it clear now, couldn't do now whatever it is he'll do at the hour of my death, but whatever, better late than never. See ya in heaven.

[rkyobo]

@klfly This is near to being one of the most offensive things I have ever seen on Youtube. Thankfully for you, I'm not God. :) He loves you and He will forgive any sin. I saw on another video that you were expecting a child to be born. You know, even when you raise a child to be an atheist, like Madalyn Murray O'Hair did, one of them can end up becoming a preacher. William Murray is a Baptist preacher. Her life is an example of how atheism ruins lives. Check her out on Wikipedia.

[freedomdances]

BLASPHEMOUS!?!?!?! That's what it is! Man, it's like mocking Jesus to HIS face the way this song is. And yeah, i'm offended! I'm HIGHLY OFFENDED!

I don't know if you are an athiest, but in the bible there's a descriptionn for such a one....it says, "He who does not beleive is a "FOOL". See that?? That's a perfect description of one. Athiests do not believe in God. I pray GOD has mercy on your soul. Receive Jesus as LORD over your life and you will never be the same.

Read Romans 10:9, 10. :)

[T4148]

My son, an atheist, was ticked off that my mom, a religious nut, gave my daughters a "Footprints" mug. I'm sending him this vid. Hopefully it'll make him feel better.

[matchapmonkey]

IM AM OFFENDED.......that the vid does not have a millon views heheheheh its awsome

[scooterdooter]

I know many Christians don't understand Atheists, but now I also know the reverse is true.

[Dramphooey]

That was a hell of a lot better than the insipid original.

[VelcroBanana]

Classic...

[Xinadium]

Freaking out and eating dirt, rofl.

[RealityBend]

ROFL

[jax252000]

Now THAT was awesome. Very clever, and sooo funny.

[Itabar]

That was so... *sniff* inspiring...

hehe

[WARDOG1138]

....or having....well, fonzie jump over a shark in Arrested Development.

Naw, when you've copped out in the past you've always admitted it. Just felt like the balloon needed a lil' more hot air. The baby fact does change that a bit.

[klfly]

They had Fonzie jump the shark on Arrested Development? That's pretty cool.

[WARDOG1138]

yea, yea, that was good and all...but, that was atheist church for the week? Tell me you're not jumping the shark!

[klfly]

I'm going to have a kid, like any day now. So, I'll put out what I have time to put out during this time.

Jumping the Shark doesn't mean copping out. It means going to ridiculous extremes to get attention when you're running out of steam, like having Fonzie jump over a shark on water skis when Happy Days was getting old.

[ihavenospaces]

love the ending. tell me what you think about the blogtv thing. I would definatly come to a scheduled event with you. I bet others would too. You could do a whole show on it.

[klfly]

I will probably try blogtv, but after the baby is born. :D

[ihavenospaces]

of course.

[pamorale]

I didn't like that much... but it's a nice parody of the famous bullshit poem of jesus carrying the guy in the sand.

[googoo120]

amen!

[GuerrillaAtheism]

Pure Poetry!

[Mathenaut]

Oh wow. This is classic.

I'm a big fan of your comedy, but never really caught on to the atheist church bit. But this..I like this.

[MikeBcomedy]

Coming from a Preacher's Kid, I thought that was freaking hilarious! Great job. I loved how you flipped it at the end and made you be the one who was being made fun at. Very classy

[RoseSkye]

The ending was win.

[klfly]

Thanks!

[Buschox]

I especially liked the 5 feet part xD Am I the only one that got that? :P

And don't be so negative positivelady!!!

[guitarplayer654]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That was great!

Its even better after reading the original!

:D

[monkeybiznis1]

=( positivelady makes me sad...a false worshipper?? o.O i thought god taught loove of everyone.. guess not huh? well its easy for people to say the bible is equivocal and therefore they can say who and what will burn in hell, but harder to accept that they are just scared of thinking on their own... at least in my opinion.

hey man that was classic.. keep on keepin' on.. don't worry if you do go to hell apparently you will have a V.I.P. lounge.. thats awesome.

[PT109Boat]

Amen!

[ryanomaly84]

this might be almost funny if my dead grandpap really liked the footprints poem even though in the end he was agnostic.

[rageoftyrael]

that was funny.

[positivelady]

Hell Has Built A Separate Suite Just For You

When It Comes To Jesus It's Not Safe To Play!!!

IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE SIGNED YOUR FAITH IN COMEDY HAVE A GOOD LAUGH WHILE IT LAST!

[kreestor]

My god could beat up your god =)

[TLSlayer]

well,its people like you who are the butt of the joke.

[jjmblue7]

"'butt' of the joke" I see what you did there! haha!

[TLSlayer]

yep,theism is something to be laughed at.

[klfly]

I love that your moniker is positivelady.

[klfly]

A suite?! I get a suite?! Awesome. And since Jesus built it I'm sure it'll be amazing, he was a carpenter after all. Yay!

[RatorJay]

lame

[DickScary]

Very, very nice

[12dollarsand78cents]

You are going straight to hell, or outer darkness or something for this... if there is/was a god(s).

I'll see you there, if it is.

[klfly]

I'll bring the potato salad!

[Hamhark98]

Oh geez. I guess I have to become Christian because I HATE potato salad. Especially when it is cooked, deep fried, burnt and made entirely of ash and fire.

[12dollarsand78cents]

You're a good man!

Love Atheist Church.

Hope you come to Salt Lake City someday.

Yes, there are Atheist in SLC, Utah.

[freedomdances]

@12dollarsand78cents,,,,Mormon­s are athiests? hmmm I believe it cuz they don't beleive in Jesus Christ as being the true Son of God. They follow after this dude Joseph Smith who claims he is the Christ. How wrong he is. lol Well, we'll see someday when Jesus comes again, is it gonna be Joseph coming thru the clouds or is it gonna be Jesus? I'll take my chances n beleive it's gonna be Jesus cuz of what the true BIBLE says,not Joseph Smith's mormon bible. It's so full of lies.Read it n u'll know.

[freedomdances]

@12dollarsand78cents Oh! and I know u didn't say mormons are athiests. I added that in cuz they are. They don't believe in the true and living GOD. They just believe in a "god" who is dead and never to be alive again. Jesus is alive and living.

If you ever read the BIBLE, read in Romans 10:9, 10. BELIEVE on the LORD JESUS CHRIST, and you shall be SAVED. :)

[nestorrfortuna]

i almost puke of laughter after the whole god fucking mary before joseph...

in fact the whole christianity exist because a jewish slut 2000 some years ago got fucked (and impregnated) by some other dude that was not her spouse.... what a fucking retard that joseph, if he was less gullible today we would have only the crazy batshit scientology

[klfly]

Every day I wake up, full of hope, that this will be the day I make someone puke of laughter. Today was almost that day.

[Pjatten]

Haha, great poem :)

[BioMechGlitch]

Beautiful, I cried......just beautiful, like child birth except with less blood and more comedy.

[nestorrfortuna]

good ANALogy....

[THEREIZNOGOD]

lol... fucking beautiful. so blasphemous, even jesus says "fuck it, that's funny!"

[iwantcandywebsite]

sweetness

[orgixvi3]

Damn, even for an atheist that's dark! XD

[jaywolfe82]

You're welcome.

[TheEddyMetal]

LOL. I laughed to hard at this!

[DarkMatter2525]

Beautiful.

*single tear rolls down cheek*

Fat guys, drunken sex, pwned Jesus, huge shlong.

It has everything.

[Exorania]

That was amazing hahahaha very nice!

[Gaawachan]

Best. Poem. Ever.

[antropoloscar]

Jesus had 2 daddies..haha kewl

[rmac40]

HAHA

[dtm52]

So Jesus had 2 fathers before gay marriage was banned?

I think those pock marks were where the

Spider was playing with his Pope.

[klfly]

Yes, Jesus Had Two Daddies, which needs to be a kid's book.

[dtm52]

Keith, Maybe you could write the kids book with an appropriate cd. A good title, Daddies gone wild. Good job Keith.

[TomMSTie]

Or a TV show...oh wait, they already did MY TWO DADS.  Wait, does that mean Paul Reiser is God?

[alexd29]

wtf

[M1ST3RHYDE]

I thought the dragging mark was going to be from his dick, God does have a big dick....Opps I mean he Is A BIG DICK.

[enochalvarado]

LOL.... I love your sense of humor.

[klfly]

Thank you!

[supervillan]

enourmus feet jesus XD

[primalscream666]

Hilarious video.

[klfly]

Thanks!

[yodabejedi]

inspired :) not long till you're a Dad dude! Good luck!

[klfly]

Any day now which is pretty freakin' intense!!!

[yodabejedi]

can imagine. Well when the event finally happens I think I speak for all your subscribers when I wish yourself and your good lady the best of luck. Hope the night bag is packed :)

[CousinoMacul]

All five feet: LOL!!!

Have you heard the song "The God Who Wasn't There" by DJ Madson (aka. Brian Flemming)?

Great ending FTW!