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  • i dont remember saying anything about hating god actually. maybe if you understood what i was saying about free will and such.. but maybe, as your name states "Boy Jewish" you are a child and just believes everything the establishment tell you. GOOOO SHEEP!!!

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  • @lalaurentide Natural selection "selects." You need to produce information to make brains eyes lungs and skin.

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  • @BoyJewish

    Atheists have no need to provide scientific evidence. The burden of truth lies on the one making the outlandish claims. You provide the proof.

  • I thought I remembered David Cross being funny, so I decided to watch some of his comedy... turns out my memories served me wrong. Lay off the God-bashing and do some real comedy. Finding out there's no Santa Claus must have hit him REAL HARD.

  • @infragablecrunk he is funny your just a prick or dont even understand why he says what he does

  • @BoyJewish

    Did I ever say I was one? There never was any debate. Just you typing for a long time.

  • @passiveMenis So you agree science teaches life only comes from life? Good!

  • @BoyJewish

    what.

  • @TheManWhoKilledGod You may call me names.....but you can't defend life from non life, matter and energy from nothing.....and 60,000 miles coming about by chance.

  • @TheManWhoKilledGod I am all ears to hear yor answer it....but you won't......the core of atheism is depression and bitterness...I will pray for you.

  • @TheManWhoKilledGod I fully understand your desire to not answer my question. I have been debating this shit a long time and know that evolutionists are snake oil salesmen. So answer my question, I am a design engineer and have taken college biology, tell me the mechanics of how humans got 60,000 miles of blood vessels. Provide evidence. Prove me wrong by not emotionally dismissing em.

  • @BoyJewish

    hilarious

  • @passiveMenis As a design engineer, I feel hearts, lungs, brains, livers, kidneys, eyes, ears and your passive menis is designed. It is not hilarious but pitful you would try to argue otherwise....your belief is a result of depression, not logic and science.

  • @BoyJewish

    hilarious

  • @passiveMenis Truly, if you want to deal with your depression, give thanks for what you have and be humble to God. Thinking blue whales are properly arrange star dust is no way to go through life son.

  • Humans have 100 billion miles of DNA smart guy........humans have 60,000 miles of blood vessels Einstein.....oh it is just properly arranged star dust....yeahhhhhhhh

  • @BoyJewish Magnificent, isn't it? It beggars belief.

  • @Johngc390 As a design engineer I don't have enough faith to think the human eye happened by chance

  • @BoyJewish Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure it's not truly beyond your comprehension.

  • @Johngc390 As a design engineer, I need it explained to me...I will make it easy for you...simply describe to me in detail how the human circulatory system evolved...the heart, blood, blood vessels....I took college biology so you can go deep there too. I want to see your best explanation....I would be happy to be an atheist but I need reasons...to me piping systems with proper pumps and proper medium (liquid) is a design.

  • @BoyJewish I fear I won't be able to do a good enough job, I defer you to wiser men than myself, I'm sure Charles Darwin could put it much better than me, many others also. On the matter of your being a designer you need to suspect yourself, design is what you know, what's familiar to you, you think design so when you look at the world you see design. Just like an oncologist looks at a hard to diagnose sick person sees cancer but the neurologist looks at him and sees a brain problem.

  • @Johngc390 I respect your beliefs and your answer. But be honest with me on this: can you not see the logic in concluding 60,000 miles of blood vessels is the result of design? If you discovered a pyramid in central america you would never dream it arose by chance....and your circulatory system is much more complex.

  • @BoyJewish I hope you won't take that as an insult to your intelligence.

  • @Johngc390 what?

  • @BoyJewish There use to be only 1 cell organisms, once multicell organism started to arise they became bigger and bigger. So big that that they needed someway to transport elements to all cells, because many of the cells didn't have access to the invironment to aborb it. Once in a while an organism was born that had a couple of cells that could transfer elements (mutation). The organism had a bigger chance to grow and survive and thus reproduce.

  • @Diamondhide1994  WHAT

  • @BoyJewish What evolved first.....DNA or proteins?

  • @BoyJewish No idea...sorry

  • @Diamondhide1994 DNA makes proteins...but DNA needs......proteins or else it can't make proteins.....if you dig into details atheism falls apart and creation makes sense! What came first...the chicken or the egg?

  • @BoyJewish Actually ribosomes make proteins, DNA is in the nucleus of a cell but ribosomes are made of RNA which later synthisizes proteins. And proteins have been made in a laboratory by just water, mud, some sulfer and CO2- add electricity and you have proteins( amino acids) and Dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens existed, so the egg.

  • @BoyJewish you know if you trace it back far enough, the direct translation of the word "atheism" means 'im just gonna believe whatever the fuck i want to, you closed-minded religious fruitcake.' believe me, i did 13 years of catholic schooling just to find that out! im sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but your god and pretty much all the other ones too, allowed human beings FREE WILL. respect peoples right to believe what they want without criticism.

  • @MaeKadoodie222 If i was reared in the catholic church I too may be bitter and anti god and a god hater. Give Him another chance...for me!

  • all the conspiracy nutters on this vid

  • Socialism is distinquished from communism for very good reason, even if you guys are too dumb to be able to tell what the differences are. Unregulated capitalism WILL lead back to feudalism and the end of democracy, ADAM SMITH warned about this if any of you had bothered to learn about capitalism. Tell me how the Kardashians and every athlete making millions create jobs for YOU? Why do the Hilton sisters "deserve" untaxed inheritance? WE need equality of OPPORTUNITY, as in a decent education.

  • @inthebiscuits Pay for your own decent education.

  • @inthebiscuits While Communism and Socialism have differences the similarities far outweigh them.Many communist will tell you that communism is a much more refined version of socialism.There is also no need for the intellectual dishonest.There have been MANY who came from nothing and made something of themselves because of the free market. Equal opportunity? Start preaching to people that they need to earn their keep and stop reliance on the government or a group to do everything for them.

  • @inthebiscuits i cannot like comments with so many CAPS

  • My god he sucks. Funny in scary movie but his part was not written by him.

  • @MYARSEHOLEBURNS watch arrested development, or get a sense of humor. Scary movie sucks. All of them.

  • @SigmaSigmaGnarly I did watch it and it SUCKED cock but not as much as David has.

  • @MYARSEHOLEBURNS then fuck off. 

  • @thesparitan I will fuck off knowing David cross is a liberal cum dumpster.

  • @MYARSEHOLEBURNS Good that is all I ask, and now have a nice day.

  • @thesparitan nice name mate

  • @sirzach1206 Thanks mate.

  • fuck now I gotta find what @leshager2009 said.

  • another cliched faggot/propagandist...if he was against "The Man" nobody would have heard if him pseudo-intellectual faggots

  • @GodHatesPortugal

    You are a very bad troll...and we all know you are trolling on purpose, but you suck at it...give it another go then, maybe someone will think you are serious and will take offence=0

  • @GodHatesPortugal David Cross is against the man!

  • TOBIAS GREW A BEARD.

  • @lordnimr0d socialism is forced equality.

  • @karsown STFU ON THE POLITICS ASSHOLE

  • @karsown Any kind of social equality is forced equality you fool, that's the point, equality doesn't exist in nature and in order to create a better society we need to overcome such shortcomings in our nature.

  • @7th75thCallaghan hmmm. So you acknowledge that equality does not exist naturally, and I agree completely. So should we constantly fight against nature? Up until fairly recently, individuals who were genetically unsuitable were less likely to reproduce. Now any dumbass can crap out 6 children. The world is getting smaller every day, and the resources needed to run our world are running out. Natural selection is coming, balance will be restored, like it or not.

  • @karsown I didn't say that. I said that in order to create a stable and successful society we need to overcome our natural shortcomings, not our nature. That would be stupidity of religious proportions.

  • @7th75thCallaghan you keep on using words like "fool" and "stupidity" when referring to others, yet your ideas seem confused. we need to overcome our "natural shortcomings" not our "nature"? How are those things any different?

  • @lordnimr0d Socialism isn't really equality, it can be seen as take money from people who actually are responsible and work for it and give it to those that aren't, for the most part, there are a few execptions.

  • @0wls2k What happened to the guy who told a bad joke in the comments section? He got reported for racism

  • @JedSkates may you choke on a thousand penises

  • @0wls2k Thats only extremely old and unoriginal now.

  • the Lord gives us these beautiful women, which we can't see on the internet naked because porn is a sin. I BELIEVE the Lord has a sense of humor...

  • @leshager2009 too soon

  • @a1n9g5u5s how about now?

  • 2 jews cant take a joke

  • @jheetman *rolls eyes

  • @jheetman hah! Is the religious asshole upset?

  • he's great

    

  • I think DC has too much vitriol for his own good. He's too smart and naturally funny to be talking out of his ass as much as he does.

  • fAITH THAT THERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE sOMETHING OUT THERE. gOOD LUCK, aTHEISTIC aGNOSTICS! keep the faith>

  • I enjoy Cross' tv and film work, but his stand-up is disappointing. His material lacks brevity. The set-ups are too long with lackluster punchlines and not enough "jokes on the way to the joke." He's more focused on social commentary than on getting laughs; this is more spoken word than stand-up. This is what ruined Dennis Miller: namely, feeling the need to educate me and show off how smart he is. Consequently, Miller's work suffered after "Black & White" and the "Off White Album."

  • @TheLeroyMoon Do you feel the same way with Bill Hicks?. I see a lot of Hicks in Cross's act. As for Leary , wasn't he accused of pretty much stealing Bills act?

  • @222Miller As a stand-up, I prefer Hicks: though, IMO, his star is inflated due to his early demise. Sharing culture & the human condition, acts inevitibly overlap. Hence, copyright law doesn't cover jokes. Debating who "stole" from whom is useless unless it's verbatim or it regards comics whose style is stamped on their every joke & gesture (e.g. Emo, S. Wright). IMO, Jimmy Tingle mixes the right amount of insight & ha-ha. He has the humility Maher lost once he escaped the Avocado Jungle.

  • @222Miller I've been watching some of Tingle's more recent work, and I'm not so sure I still agree with my previous remark about his humility.

  • @TheLeroyMoon Just the opposite for me.

  • =D

  • @bestplugins Hence the title "atheist". Jojoinhere is an idiot. Atheists dont believe in ANY supreme being. Agnostics believe there may be one, but if so its an impersonal force.

  • @Funnymanfrank76

    Wrong. One can be an Agnostic Atheist as the terms are not mutually exclusive; the terms truly mean something different than what is commonly reported.

  • no atheist deny god, they just deny all evil and man made god like the christian and muslim one..

  • @jojoinhere I think you misunderstood the term 'atheist'. The prefix 'a-' denotes to no/none/without, and 'theism' means belief in god. Usually atheism is the strictest form of scepticism in terms of non-belief. Agnosticism is a scepticism in terms of facts of any existance of a deity, but not a total rejection of the notion of a higher being. Deism is a belief in a non-intervening, non-persona supreme being, which is about as theoretical and insignificant as pantheism.

  • @nonaligned

    gee your smart!

  • @jojoinhere i know many atheists that deny the existence of ANY kind of god.

  • @gordonbloyershow you are crazy

  • Carolina Theatre, Durham, North Carolina. You can see me in the upper right balcony.

  • i thank god alot for not letting me think god might be something i can contain in my brain so easy, like facts of bent space making round planets and stars, ....so realistic and worthy of total comprehension(box worthy)

    ...this last part is sarcasm

  • @Idolcruisefix

    Ya think? Haha

  • @Idolcruisefix It's extremely interesting that you just said something about space being bent around. On intense mushroom trip I was having these realizations about space and time and it all ended with a picture of earth really being a space holding in its own vortex of time and almost folding in on itself and hosting us but also creating a sphere with gravity.

  • @betsingerb sounds like carlos castanedas talk of siting on the lines of the world. these lines are in many diagrams as well showing how the earth might displace space. space itself is supposedly made up of infinitly long lines with an infinitly small degree of arc, thus it is bent and strait and also a circle and not a circle? read einstien stuff for that.

  • @Idolcruisefix PMJI, I believe there is a universe of at least a dodeca-illion number of galaxies inside every quark.

    One day, a group of people were talking. An old woman said, "The earth is just a flat object sitting on the back of a giant turtle". A skeptic says, "Well, upon what is that turtle standing?" She replies, "Don't get smart with me, it's turtles, all the way down".

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