Geico Drill Sergeant Commercial

[DukePassMasters]

No, the answer is no.

[YouAreABunghole]

I really need to stop watching clips on youtube and just see the whole damn movie!

[MsRandy316]

Don't you recognize the guy? Vincent d'Onofrio from Law & Order, Criminal Intent. Detective Robert Goren! Still crazy after all these years!

[TheRockpower21]

DrIl sergeant skylanders much

[GruppeSechs2004]

Wow, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard! Thank you!

[Iankillerkane]

Badass my fav movie

[Justin5637]

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMNUT!? I OUGHTTA UNSCREW UR HEAD AND TIE IT TO UR BALLZ!

[chuckv321]

I lol'd.

well played sir.

[TheLadyPoe]

LOL!

[DJGrazzyGraz]

Lame.

[puppykitty22]

Ummmmm

[hayhaymonster2539]

umm what the heck did i just watch ahaha.

[BabyDyce32]

I Always Wondered Where Stickdeath(dot)com Got That Quote From.

[joshscorcher]

OMG IT'S DRILL INSTRUCTOR. MARINES DON'T HAVE DRILL SERGEANTS!

[phsycoblah]

Private Pyle? As in Gomer Pyle?

[MegaSpock78]

DAMN

[mrsiriselric2]

FULL METAL JACKET!!!

[Butttercup22]

it was hilarious how the Geico spiel comes up right after he gets shot... perfect timing for the ad pitch bahahaha

[masterofgames12345]

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

[thekidoftheyear]

not too long for humor to surface. love the geico name and spiel at the end, right after he gets shot

[caramelkissesaywat]

i laughed HAHAHAHAHA

[TheMostAwesomeMan242]

this is too bloody to be a Geico commericial!!!

[stryker9412]

FAIL FAKE AND GAY!!

[ninoinquieto182]

I did not understand it but i laught ode

Full Metal Jacket

[porsche911girl]

That was hilarious! Great work!

[ferrari9800]

ah that was a good movie

[russ805]

its drill INSTRUCTOR goddamnit

[bev666444]

awesome, even tough its drill instructor in the marines.

[50srocknrollfan18]

Usually when a person pulls a gun on you, you shut up. But R. Lee Ermey doesn't take crap from anyone!

[slylover88]

Full metal jacket!

[Thewowfan66]

:41 my uncles calls one of his dogs numb-nuts. so do i

[rosemarie8762]

Drill INSTRUCTOR not sergeant!

[MrAirbuster57]

what did I just watch?

[soaringsolo]

@MrAirbuster57 I'm still trying to figure this out myself. WTF???

[drizzlenumba1]

@MrAirbuster57 Fuckerage

[0180917]

"And that's why yellow makes me sad, I think."

-"I admire your honesty...hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!" *throws tissue box at the patient, who cries*

-"What is YOUR major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

*patient pulls out a gun and shoots the therapist*

Geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

[havocwing910]

Revelation 17:14

[BouncingFerretFilms]

@havocwing910 its a very pretty quote, in all its violent glory... but what's it got to do with this?

[havocwing910]

@BouncingFerretFilms Maybe Jesus daddy was a drill sgt (or just like one), maybe that is why jesus is crazy. His daddy made him into a crazed madman. He killed his father for not glorifying him and forsaking him.

[havocwing910]

@havocwing910 or wanted to, ever seen the passion of the christ?

[havocwing910]

abominations make abominations

[BouncingFerretFilms]

@BouncingFerretFilms you mean then number "100"? its the 100th video i've done.

[donsell]

@havocwing910  that one bad mother fucker

[wojtuniakfrog]

@havocwing910 GTFO with the religious crap.

[yazyh]

this is totally hilarious! LOL

[MultiEricProductions]

Lmfao

[TheSovietBears]

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

[TalonRG]

I love it. More people need to hear this.

[joekoe97]

Aony who dislikes this is not a fan of dark comedy.

[ExtremeEpicChaos]

holy hell im glad they didnt air this with all that in there

[countryslicker100]

Hahah num nuts!!!! LMAO

[aaronzack14]

not funny, instead its 34 people are communist fuckers who had ther head unscrewed and someone took a shit down ther necks.

[musclerocker]

whats your major malfunction numnuts!? guy with the shot gun took a shit in paints.

[andyszczubelek]

too soon, TOO SOON!!!

[JCpatriots]

You know, I love the movie Full Metal Jacket, but this just isn't... funny. I'm sorry. :/

[RUDYTHEOPHIN89]

i prefer the original commercial

[deathoflink]

gay as fuck shut the fuck up retarded motherfucking asshole the other one is way fucking better you piece of shit get a fucking life

[NatWolff43567890]

NO!!!!!

[italiankilla58]

what is your major malfuction numbnuts?!

[OddFacade]

It's too long for any actual humor to surface.

[BouncingFerretFilms]

@OddFacade such is the problem with establishing the fact he has a gun and is NOT in the right state of mind, though i'm trying to figure out how to make it shorter

[OddFacade]

@BouncingFerretFilms I just don't think you should edit the idea. x.x  Geico nailed it on the humor.

[ilovejerusalem]

Totally love it! FMJ forever! hehe

[1000whatboy]

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