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  • Oh i thought this was the '81 movie...guess not?

  • why is like a minute of the movie in black and white

  • Isn't it strange that youtube doesn't delete bullshit movies?

  • asuming this is a real movie how old is this?

  • @1Martinmeza well... if its 2011 now... and it came out in '05... I'd say maybe 6 years... wow six whole years... as a kid I loved this movie... now... its like I'm only watching it to remember the days of my youth... haha now in retrospect I do remember being one of about.... ehhhhh 4 people in the theater.... the other of course was my dad who was asleep and adding soundtrack to the movie with his snoring...

  • @Qb3X1 Lls mane you are funni.

  • @babygurl45ify thanx... I try hard ya know!!

  • @Qb3X1 yea i knw.

  • @1Martinmeza - 6 years by this point. Came out in '05....I know makes no sense right.

  • UWE BOLL IS THE GOD OF SHIT!!!!!

  • the car chase was Uwe's idea, he said to his partner "there's not enough car chases".

    everything he touches turns to shit.

  • at the top of comments thumbs up for it being a shit movie, did these people watch it and go back to part one to slate it or did they give up by end of part one. i saw the last 15 minutes of this film when i got in one night and thought the ending was good. good enough to want to watch the whole thing now. yes the text intro is too much info, maybe people who dont like, gave up then as they had to read a bit, but from the first part here the movie has set up a sense of mystery nicely

  • I can't believe they got Mr. Slave from South Park to read the intro.

  • 09:47

    As Spoony once said, what is it with the physically impossible Street Fighter move?

  • this freakin sucks''

    

  • god i wish somebody had kicked uwe bol's ass.

  • in the beginning i felt like star wars was coming on took way too long for movie too start

  • god its torture getting passed the opening

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  • i've never heard of the game alone in the dark what's it about?

  • @supermariofan03 It's about an investigator who goes into a haunted mansion to get a suicide note and has to fight some creatures. It's a survival horror game and has... nothing to do with this film whatsoever. Not dogs or experiments and stuff.

  • @supermariofan03 there is original trilogy set in 1920s, New Nightmare set in 2001 and this movie is based on it and Inferno, but that game sucked, games are about detective Edward Carnby who gets caught by paranormal on his cases, original trilogy and New Nightmare rule

  • So...is it worth $3 or should I take it back? 

  • this movie is so crap that i would rather have a buffallo take a diarrhea dump in my mouth and than rape me for a week

  • @TFSONICFAN100 omg xD

  • the taxi driver is from rampage, probably the best boll film

  • This movie wasn't as good as everyone says it was.

  • wasnt there a old moveie of this

  • did u jackasses even watch the whole movie,seriously

  • This film is so shit it makes shit look like delicious bacon.

  • The film is so shit that it doesn't even deserve to be pirated. 

  • This film was so shit it felt like my eyes had been raped.

  • knocks his glasses off 9.55 then there back on 9.57  WANK DIRECTOR

  • the acting, story and film is so shit......... and these people call themselfs professionals lol

  • I read that in one scene, someone who was killed could be seen getting up and leaving the stage. If someone knows, can you tell me where that scene is?

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ik wil mijn dvd van 'Alone in the dark' + de pc-game verkopen. Ik woon in de buurt van Antwerpen. De prijs valt overeen te komen. Ik dacht aan zo'n 15euro.

    Als je interesse hebt, kan je me gewoon contacteren via youtube.

    Dank u wel

  • "SONIC BOOM!!!!!" 09:46

  • Take pleasure in knowing that Uwe Boll is never going to direct movies based on awesome games such as Metal Gear Solid, Grand Theft Auto or World of Warcraft, the companies that created those games know better

  • The people who say: "Because it's made by Uwe Boll ,it's gonna awful",

    ARE awful by nature.

  • this movie wasn't so shitty as people say

  • @xerxesmv Absolutly

  • @xerxesmv WHAT!!??

  • @xerxesmv WHAT!!?? ITS MORE CRAPPY THAN THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ON MORTAL KOMBAT ONE AND TWO PUT TOGETHER WITH CHRISTIAN SLATER

  • i loved the movie but i love all movies but one yall like

  • One of the worst movies I ever saw. remember being excited about it. Couldn't make it past 30 minutes and not going to do it now

  • Of course I was 'fucking shitting' you. This movie is directed by Uwe Boll which by default means it's gonna be awful.

  • Of course I was 'fucking shitting' you. This movie is directed by Uwe Boll which by default means it's gonna be aweful.

  • i think the movie is pretty good but not the best

  • this isn't THE alone in the dark, it's the more reecnt one. fuck off

  • doesn't slater look like charlie from it's always sunny in philadelphia?

  • I'm just gonna find that fight scene in the warehouse for some good laughs, like the slow impalation put to catchy video game music.

  • real shame that boll got his hands on this cos the original concept and script for this movie was actually pretty decent

  • Ok, now I know a movie that is crappier then battlefield earth.

  • @tangyuehao But the book's really great. :P

    Mr. Boll is known as one of the most terrible directors of all time. No more words are needed to give a full impression of what the quality of this...thing...is.

  • Uwe Boll stop bringing shit to our world.

  • This is the best movie ever made.

    Honestly. Stunning.

  • @TheRealJonnySniper You gotta be fucking shitting me. This movie's totally fucked up in every damn way. All the video game cinematic combined with would make a much better story than this shit-popper of a movie.

  • @TheRealJonnySniper lol sarcasm

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