Why do you have to act and behave too femmin and soo gay... it makes the gay people look bad.... you should be more Masc and behave more like a MAN not a femmin Women in the way you talk and act
Why do you have to act and behave too femmin and soo gay... it makes the gay people look bad.... you should be more Masc and behave more like a MAN not a femmin Women in the way you talk and act
I've had str8t people try to fix me up with a woman they always think us gays can change to heterosexual if we try to have sex with the opposite sex, Not true I will always like men and no one can change me.
One guy asked a question and I almost punched him in the mouth. "So, ur gay. Do u worry about hemorroids? (can't spell). One guy asked if I owned thongs....and of course my favorite question "Wait, you actually dated a girl before?"
im a transsexual and straight guys wer shock when they found out and they always ask where do u hide it.....why is ur body and face so feminine.....did u chop it off???
Hunny, i never say any crazy ass shit, i just wanna have your sweet tight ass in my bed, after all im only a woman in lust for a gay man to ravish me, i guess thats asking to much.
lol that line at the end made me laugh cause straight people are the only ones who can reproduce... without spending money on some insemination or whatever.
So I'm mostly straight and I have no problem with straights, gays, lesbians, inbetweens whatever. Just be who you are. I cant stand overly fem gay guys or trannies or any of that. If your not happy with your sex get a sex change. Nobody wants to see your hairy man ass walking around walmart in a mini skirt. Just felt like throwing this out there...
@x2b0y Okay, first you say be who are, then you say you can't stand overly feminine guys. You also say that you can't stand trannies but if someone is not happy with their sex to get a sex change (that's what trannies do). Do you think it's that simple? Gender transition takes years. You can't automatically look like a woman just because you realized you want to be one. You sound really ignorant.
Ok, When my brother found out I was gay, he asked how long it would be before I got AIDS. I asked him why he would even think that, and he said he thought it was automatic because a guys sperm would automatically give another guy AIDS because it was not natural. OKAY, this was back in the late 80's, but still, come on........ and yes, he seriously asked me this.
Also because my partner is a fairly butch & big(bearish, shaved head) Fireman and a little older than me my people are like: "Dude your dads HOT" .. thanks but he's my BF
Sometimes when str8 people hear I'm gay they try to actually defend me.. "No, he's not gay... cuz dude -he doesn't "ACT" gay" they have to actually hear it come from my mouth then are like .. "are ya SURE"? LMAO
The entire time I couldn't keep my eyes off your nipples because half the time they were on screen and half the time they weren't so I ended up playing this race game seeing which nipple would disappear first.
my mom does't say this now,but she used to say"Some guys don't have the confidence to pursue a girl,so they choose other guys,cos they're more comfortable with them."so that was a run-on sentence,but-ohmygod-my head would almost explode whenever she said this.For a long time, other guys my age or older(and sometimes younger if they were more macho)scared the living shit out of me.i had to put myself out there to get over it,and it's opened doors to awesome friendships.but i'm still gay :)
@awesomerika HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Oh gosh, I love you! No offense, i'm gay, and so are you, but in the opposite ways, but wow, that was hilarious! ^-^
@wickydkewl Not sure if you were sarcastic but I trake it as if you were howeeeever... Not all gay guys likes penis. I know I don't, I like the person. ^-^ And yeah, sure, the penis is a part of his body but I don't take special notice to it. ^-^
@gymbuilt Because his personality isn't "straight"? If that's how he is then too bad for you, he's still going to be the same no matter what you think.
@nikkijay1115 Oh! I know, right?! I'm Bi too, and someone actually said "You're married to a guy... so that means you're straight now, right? *rolls eyes*
lmao "Omg i have a gay friend, his name is John-do you know him?" haha I get that ALL the time- and more often than not, they actually suggest people in far flung cities that I either don't frequent or have never even been to to begin with lol...
"I was wondering...in your relationship, who's the man, and who is the woman?" My response..."well, since we both have penises, and neither has a vagina, that would make us BOTH men!!!!!!"
whenever someone introduces me to a person i dont know they say "This is my friend Roxanne, she's bi :)" makes me want to punch someone. or with my friend taylor "This is Taylor, he's gay :)"
"Gay guys have all the same qualities as girls, so why don't they like us??" I'm straight, but I felt like I could rip the girl's head off. Straight people do say the darndest things. It's amazing how ignorant people can be. ='
"You're gay!? I would have never guessed! No, seriously, I couldn't tell! You're not like.. a normal gay guy, you know?" as if this is supposed to be a compliment. Just because I'm not obviously gay doesn't mean I'm trying to hide it, and if I was, I wouldn't feel "successful" in fooling you. Hiding who you are never feels good.
The str8 guy " OMG!!! A gay guy, let me hide because you never know !!! "
Yah of course because not only do we have an army of gay men inside our pants ready to attack on command but we also dont have any sort of taste as long as you are a guy we are good to go...... Keep dreaming! Even fast food with their shitty menu has different combos for different taste.....
Wait... If heteros didn't reproduce, then all of human society would end and the population would diminish. You guys can do what you want, but I'm pretty sure that heteros need to reproduce.
That match maker one does happen like all the time, one that I heard once that was like the one SSB3006 put up, "Hey ya never know man one of the founding fathers could've been gay" reply "Haha Nooo they did have gay back then" wtf
Omg the matchmaker one happens so often, they even go so far as bringing the gay guy with them unexpectedly and expecting that we'll commence the babymaking process cause he's gay and I'm gay >.<
Stereotypes are the things that really piss me off.
I hate fashion. In fact, most gay people are not into fashion.
I despise Cher. Musicals make me want to scream. I couldn't care less about interior design. Britney Spears.... ugh... don't get me started.
Yes, I like to play football (but not watch it). I may not like heavy metal, but I do know how to fix certain cars. Baggy pants aren't my thing, but carbohydrates... yeah, sure.
My favorite question is "So, who is the man and who is the woman in your relationship?" UMMM last time i checked we both have penises..... so um no woman in this relationship!!!!!
Ughh i hate it when people ask me "if you like women and you practically dress like a guy are you goin to change your sex?" my answer to that is NO just cuz i wear mens clothes cuz they r comfy does not mean im gonna have a sex change i am a proud lesbian and happy for who i am.
my favourite one is....Why can't you just take some hormone replacements??? My answer is why don't you make those hormones by kicking them in the guts!!!!!
@fang88915 I had the same, when I came out in my class when someone went all, ''are you gay?'' and I said yes, it took them almost a week to finally realize I wasnt kidding. He kept asking '' Yesterday/2 days ago/3days ago/ETC you were kidding right?''
I'm female, and when I came out my best friend she said to me, "You know that I'm straight, right? You know that I only like guys huh?" and I was like, "I'm not attracted to you, just because I'm gay doesn't mean that I want to date all women - I have a very distinct taste and I'm really sorry but you just don't do that for me. I'm just telling you that I'm gay because you're my friend, not for any other reason." Fortunately she's come to terms with it. :-)
@dreamingunderthesea haha Same here, I came out to my straight friend and he said, completely seriously, "Are you attracted to me?" I answered coldly, "No". I wasn;t sure if it was relief on his face, or if he was a little offended.... To be sure, straights are as vain as gays...
Where i come from at the ground of football = soccer. The straight fucks say ''we can see u holding hands'' and we say ''ur too fucking ugly to be gay. :)
Last week at an open mic this guy was hitting on me and asked if I had a boyfriend. I said "no, i'm gay", clearly uncomfortable and not interested and he grabbed me and said "I fucking love gay girls, they turn me on so much" - that's nice for you, i'm sure that gets you a lot of sex. asshole.
my sister said to me " you just need a hot gy to go down on you, then youll change your mind . . . lets face it all the other guys you tried we like dead ugly." . . . thanx sis thats exactly what i need
love you!!!! i get a lot of stupid questions because Im a bisexual woman....people are soooo ignorant!!! just because I like men and women doesn't mean that I have sex with a man and a woman all the time!!!
Well, I'm mostly out at my religious school, and one of my friends was like "So, like, when you see a naked Jesus hanging in the cross, do you, like, get hot?"
and they say things like when they see a hot girl they start saying things like "I still dont understand why you´re gay.." then I see a really really hot guy and Im like "I still dont understand why you're straight" haha... and they're always asuming that all of us gays love LADY GAGA, MADONNA, BRITNEY SPEARS and Glee!
my straight friends will always start a story with, "I'm not gay, but..." and then proceed to tell a story that would lead anyone to question if they were at least bisexual.
When straight guys say,"I'm not gay" almost within seconds of meeting a gay guy.My comeback is,"I know you're not gay,'cause you're too fucking ugly to be gay" Oh,& my favourite,"Nice cock,pity it's attached to a complete cunt"
I don't know about you, but I'm tired of girls who call me "girlfriend." It's true I don't go flashing my dick around, but I would think that most people can figure out who is male and who is female without seeing genitalia.
My friends boyfriend came up to me and told me to stop saying I like her clothes and thought she looked nice , because he was worried I was going to steal her from him !
I actually had a straight woman that i had just met come up to me & ask me "Whats it like taking it in the butt?" Mind you I had just met this woman 5 minutes before.
@phoenix1985 I had a woman whom I had *just* met at a party ask me for advice on making anal sex less painful. I said I didn't like anal sex very often and she said "how is that possible? you're gay!" sigh.
1) "How could you possibly know your gay?" urmm...I like penis? How do you know your straight?? 2) "You ac different since you turned gay" hmm, so I turned gay did I? And I don't act differentl I'm just finally beig myself. 3) "Being gay is against the bibe, your going to hell" The bible says women ho have sx before marriage go to hell. And that you should put your children to death for misbehaving. Had sex before marrying? Have a kid who misbehaved which you didn't kill? see you in heeelll!!!
awwwww i love your gay ass too-im a straight woman and you're awesome!!! i didnt understand at 1st when my cousin said he was gay and like fucking men in the ass but not getting fucked in the ass...i asked him why he didnt just get a girlfriend who likes taking it in the ass
I know someone who is friends with gay people, some of whom dress in drag, and she is herself bi but it seems like an act so she can be "different" and stir up controversy. Like she wants to have that stereotypical gay friend.
@TheDarkmagi I didn't meant o say her being bisexual is an act. I meant her wanting to have the stereotypical gay friend is an act. I don't believe being bisexual is an act because I'm bisexual myself, so yeah. And I know this girl personally and she likes to stereotype people.
@TheDarkmagi the problem the bisexual community has is that some gays and lesbians especially when they are young will say they are bisexual and try to be bisexual so they are not "all the way gay" and then come all the way out in later life. even some straight girls pretend to be bi because they get attention. This make the bisexual community look flaky and fake, its a horrible disservice to real bisexuals and the bisexual community, but that is why its sometime seen as an act.
"OMG I love that you're gay! Now I have someone to go shopping with!" 1) I do NOT wanna watch you try on a million different outfits saying each one makes you look fat, then have to reaffirm your self image after each one. 2) I am not one of the Queer Eye gays; I do however know what you should wear more often to hide your tummy pooch...workout attire, bitch; put down the Cinnabon and let's go to the gym. 3) Yes, I still wanna go to Scheels even though I'm gay. STILL. A. DUDE.
@tmasters321 I just hate that! Some straights just don't understand it's about TWO MEN (or two women, for that matter). They keep pushing a gay relationship into their heterosexual context.
Way too lecture-y....the other shit people say are more engaging and fun...sorry...why the lecture...I am not in school....make it fun...arent you gay?
@brennada Oh, brennada, you caught him! He can't be gay because this actually is a thought provoking video. Gay people could NEVER educate or create a well-made video. We are just supposed to be ridiculous, so that you can laugh at us. We all try very hard to be entertaining. In fact, we have to train several months to be hilarious before they actually let us join the club. Thank you, again, for pointing this out how un-gay this is. You clearly captured the message of this video.
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Why do you have to act and behave too femmin and soo gay... it makes the gay people look bad.... you should be more Masc and behave more like a MAN not a femmin Women in the way you talk and act
gymbuilt 6 hours ago
Why do you have to act and behave too femmin and soo gay... it makes the gay people look bad.... you should be more Masc and behave more like a MAN not a femmin Women in the way you talk and act
gymbuilt 6 hours ago
I've had str8t people try to fix me up with a woman they always think us gays can change to heterosexual if we try to have sex with the opposite sex, Not true I will always like men and no one can change me.
DWJ202 17 hours ago
why are you always shirtless!? lol
fdograph 21 hours ago
I love you for the Lesbian comment at 1:10 xD
Best shit ever ♥
Organization333 1 day ago
I love you. We have the same views on everything when it comes to being gay.
hanners710 1 day ago
One guy asked a question and I almost punched him in the mouth. "So, ur gay. Do u worry about hemorroids? (can't spell). One guy asked if I owned thongs....and of course my favorite question "Wait, you actually dated a girl before?"
Justask79 1 day ago
im a transsexual and straight guys wer shock when they found out and they always ask where do u hide it.....why is ur body and face so feminine.....did u chop it off???
hitomi2232 1 day ago
ur hot
ciarrabug10 2 days ago
awesome man :) loved your video.
MrChrisdl90 2 days ago
Hot gay guy= More single sexy girls ;)
LiitleSceneBitch 2 days ago
Hunny, i never say any crazy ass shit, i just wanna have your sweet tight ass in my bed, after all im only a woman in lust for a gay man to ravish me, i guess thats asking to much.
Haggie38 2 days ago
straight people will never understand how hard it is never
rainbowlover477 2 days ago
"He has too good of genetics not to reproduce."
Well...what are we now? Steers? Do we all just HAVE to make babies because we've got good genetics? No. I don't think so.
SilabusxAlistine 2 days ago
Haha my name is Bryan................. oh wait
Bryan2012BXCW 3 days ago
lol that line at the end made me laugh cause straight people are the only ones who can reproduce... without spending money on some insemination or whatever.
ratlover35 3 days ago
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omgggggg shoappinga!!!!!!!!!!!!!
peaceloveunderstable 3 days ago
I assume you like Audrey Hepburn, judging from the picture behind you :D
thoserubyslippers 3 days ago
So I'm mostly straight and I have no problem with straights, gays, lesbians, inbetweens whatever. Just be who you are. I cant stand overly fem gay guys or trannies or any of that. If your not happy with your sex get a sex change. Nobody wants to see your hairy man ass walking around walmart in a mini skirt. Just felt like throwing this out there...
x2b0y 4 days ago
@x2b0y Okay, first you say be who are, then you say you can't stand overly feminine guys. You also say that you can't stand trannies but if someone is not happy with their sex to get a sex change (that's what trannies do). Do you think it's that simple? Gender transition takes years. You can't automatically look like a woman just because you realized you want to be one. You sound really ignorant.
SaruCharmed 2 days ago
Ok, When my brother found out I was gay, he asked how long it would be before I got AIDS. I asked him why he would even think that, and he said he thought it was automatic because a guys sperm would automatically give another guy AIDS because it was not natural. OKAY, this was back in the late 80's, but still, come on........ and yes, he seriously asked me this.
Kvesp 4 days ago
"Your just not gay..."
and
"Your not the typical gay"
are things i get A LOT
fetabeta12 4 days ago
Hes gorgeous
ice73cream 4 days ago
not a waste, life is just unfair. *sigh* WHY u gotta leave us women with the ugly guys? geesh
Reallynow84 4 days ago
Will you stop saying that all gay guys like dicks. We don't! Like you said: "We don't all like the same things."
marcluc1988 4 days ago
Also because my partner is a fairly butch & big(bearish, shaved head) Fireman and a little older than me my people are like: "Dude your dads HOT" .. thanks but he's my BF
RustedWheeI 4 days ago
Sometimes when str8 people hear I'm gay they try to actually defend me.. "No, he's not gay... cuz dude -he doesn't "ACT" gay" they have to actually hear it come from my mouth then are like .. "are ya SURE"? LMAO
RustedWheeI 4 days ago
I am straight and I am gonna ask you a crazy question. Would you fuck a shemale?
souleater1994122 4 days ago
we do say the darndest things. <3 It's out of ignorance though.
Eerie0Innocence 4 days ago
taco salad :D
lvalen17 5 days ago
I had a couple of women tell me "You're just saying your gay because you think I'm fat or not pretty enough" the amount of denial is astounding.
papibuddy 5 days ago
Hahahaha baggy pants and carbohydrates!!
thefinalflower 5 days ago
That's the worst: the "what a waste" comment. As if we were created to be of service to the opposite sex. Ugh!
tritepoet 5 days ago 2
@tritepoet Jesus.....dont flatter yourself!!!
redverter 4 days ago
My mom's book club members always seem to have a favorite niece in Miami waiting to meet me. LOL...
newtongrubby 6 days ago
i always get "are you a top or bottom?" or "whos the woman in the relationship?" -____-
alberto14able 6 days ago 2
The entire time I couldn't keep my eyes off your nipples because half the time they were on screen and half the time they weren't so I ended up playing this race game seeing which nipple would disappear first.
pastastic 6 days ago 10
Just commenting about the shit straight people say, i like, "Does it hurt to have sex?" I always answer honestly.
OneSpyke 1 week ago
my mom does't say this now,but she used to say"Some guys don't have the confidence to pursue a girl,so they choose other guys,cos they're more comfortable with them."so that was a run-on sentence,but-ohmygod-my head would almost explode whenever she said this.For a long time, other guys my age or older(and sometimes younger if they were more macho)scared the living shit out of me.i had to put myself out there to get over it,and it's opened doors to awesome friendships.but i'm still gay :)
GingerTheMusical 1 week ago
'except penis, we all like that.' best line ever LOL
obsessivecowdisorder 1 week ago
Each time i see a hot gay (male) i think "Yay! 1 more hot girl being single!"
MyTilted 1 week ago 20
@MyTilted exactly.. I wish all guys were gay
madnessdexter 1 day ago
@MyTilted LOL!!!
DARTHRAGUS 1 day ago
At my school they all assume that im a tranny
willfitz100 1 week ago
taco salad!!!!
hotjuanito 1 week ago
"I can't believe I saw a another hot gay guy...what a waste"
I can't believe I saw another girl on 16 & pregnant today, what a waste.
RaigBow 1 week ago 2
@DylanRach no, guys with nice bodies almost always have their shirts off. dumbass.
devonfreeman 1 week ago
why do u never wear a shirt? GREAT BODY BTW!!!!
CHeapCuteMe 1 week ago
Gay guys are almost always shirtless.
More power to you for showing yourself off, but it's something I've noticed.
DylanRach 1 week ago
I love this video! Heres my typical scenario
Straight Guy: You're a lesbian because you haven't been with me.
Me: Well I guess I will always be a lesbian. :)
awesomerika 1 week ago
@awesomerika HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Oh gosh, I love you! No offense, i'm gay, and so are you, but in the opposite ways, but wow, that was hilarious! ^-^
@wickydkewl Not sure if you were sarcastic but I trake it as if you were howeeeever... Not all gay guys likes penis. I know I don't, I like the person. ^-^ And yeah, sure, the penis is a part of his body but I don't take special notice to it. ^-^
Wuvs, Yagami.
InFlamesHeavier 1 week ago
"My boyfriend doesn't think so." xD I love that. You make great points.
ScrodngrsCat 1 week ago
all i can say to this is "YOU GO GIRL" snap your fingers left and right and put on your pink dress.
gymbuilt 1 week ago
This guy is soo gay and soo soo flamming.. he is DEF not masc or Butch or str8 acting at all.
HE IS SOOO FLAMBOYNT.... Why cant he be more str8 acting and normal.
gymbuilt 2 weeks ago
@gymbuilt Because his personality isn't "straight"? If that's how he is then too bad for you, he's still going to be the same no matter what you think.
FinalFantasyXPro 2 weeks ago
I've Been asked..... Oh my god! Do you do like do drag and stuff!?! Cuz, you would make one hot girl!!
baskell19 2 weeks ago
I'm bi and someone said: Well, you'll never be satisfied with only one person.
-__-' Really bitch?
roxxy4859 2 weeks ago
@roxxy4859 or they tell you your selfish. I had a girl tell me that because at the time she found out I am bi I was dating a guy that I was straight.
nikkijay1115 2 weeks ago
Being a bi woman the first thing straight guys ask me is if I am in to threesomes....I tend to tell them they will never find out :P
nikkijay1115 2 weeks ago
@nikkijay1115 Oh! I know, right?! I'm Bi too, and someone actually said "You're married to a guy... so that means you're straight now, right? *rolls eyes*
CaptKujata 2 weeks ago
@CaptKujata what? wow. that's ridiculous.
nikkijay1115 2 weeks ago
Is that the picture from new Cap city in the back?
MovieTrim 2 weeks ago
My friend dated one guy(whom was bi) who cheated on him and now he claims that all people that like two genders are cheaters. I'm pansexual D:
Amyarillo 2 weeks ago
Im straight, and this video is halarious kuz i have friends that say this all the time xD
BaconChild23 2 weeks ago
lmao "Omg i have a gay friend, his name is John-do you know him?" haha I get that ALL the time- and more often than not, they actually suggest people in far flung cities that I either don't frequent or have never even been to to begin with lol...
emil1317 2 weeks ago
"oh, you're bi...well you're just confused"
"can you change"
"it's just a phase"
"you're going to hell"
BLAH BLAH BLAH
vikvik16 2 weeks ago
@vikvik16 Yeah my own mom told me I was going to hell. It was fun! >.>
CaptKujata 2 weeks ago
"I was wondering...in your relationship, who's the man, and who is the woman?" My response..."well, since we both have penises, and neither has a vagina, that would make us BOTH men!!!!!!"
alanpg2000 2 weeks ago 2
whenever someone introduces me to a person i dont know they say "This is my friend Roxanne, she's bi :)" makes me want to punch someone. or with my friend taylor "This is Taylor, he's gay :)"
BlueidDakota 2 weeks ago
"Gay guys have all the same qualities as girls, so why don't they like us??" I'm straight, but I felt like I could rip the girl's head off. Straight people do say the darndest things. It's amazing how ignorant people can be. ='
CakiePieSquared 2 weeks ago 3
I "liked" your video because of the optimum nutrition whey protein in the background....I'm a strait male lol
ieatppl3 2 weeks ago
It is amazing that straight people can reproduce lol most stupidest shit I've ever heard a gay man say
RayofEaRtH 2 weeks ago
"you have a girlfriend?? omg do you like kiss and stuff?"
-___- nooo. not at all. we just touch each others lips.
SneakatokeUndead420 2 weeks ago
I am straight, and loved this, I just hate morons and bigots, everybody else can live
jacquietharp 2 weeks ago 3
"You're gay!? I would have never guessed! No, seriously, I couldn't tell! You're not like.. a normal gay guy, you know?" as if this is supposed to be a compliment. Just because I'm not obviously gay doesn't mean I'm trying to hide it, and if I was, I wouldn't feel "successful" in fooling you. Hiding who you are never feels good.
FDVCE 2 weeks ago
@FDVCE I'm trans* so the "Hiding who you are never feels good" Really hits home for me.
UrMomWatchesThis 2 weeks ago
Disagree. All gays know each other in the city haha.
HeesenIG 2 weeks ago
The str8 guy " OMG!!! A gay guy, let me hide because you never know !!! "
Yah of course because not only do we have an army of gay men inside our pants ready to attack on command but we also dont have any sort of taste as long as you are a guy we are good to go...... Keep dreaming! Even fast food with their shitty menu has different combos for different taste.....
monkeypawn 2 weeks ago
Wait... If heteros didn't reproduce, then all of human society would end and the population would diminish. You guys can do what you want, but I'm pretty sure that heteros need to reproduce.
NapalmSMELLER 2 weeks ago
"I can't believe he's gay. What a waste."
I never say that. What I say is more on the lines of:
"I can't believe he's gay... no fair!!"
ZOMGsnails 2 weeks ago 52
That match maker one does happen like all the time, one that I heard once that was like the one SSB3006 put up, "Hey ya never know man one of the founding fathers could've been gay" reply "Haha Nooo they did have gay back then" wtf
tuffgayz 2 weeks ago
Omg the matchmaker one happens so often, they even go so far as bringing the gay guy with them unexpectedly and expecting that we'll commence the babymaking process cause he's gay and I'm gay >.<
ArtForTheEars 2 weeks ago
You probably have one of the most fantastic bodies I have ever seen. just saying.
xlauraroccox 2 weeks ago
clicked on this cause i saw a shirtless guy.
Lilasbathinginink 2 weeks ago
Two kids talking in my school, I didn't hear what the first kid said but the responce cought my attention.
"Dude, you're wrong. Gay was invented in the 1990's."
True story
SSB3006 3 weeks ago 80
@SSB3006 O_o For real?! we're invented now?! Welp guess I was right, I'm NOT related to my sister xD
jeremybronon 2 weeks ago
@jeremybronon Yep, for real.
SSB3006 2 weeks ago
@SSB3006 actually I think Lesbian was created in the 90's
greezymofo 1 week ago
Stereotypes are the things that really piss me off.
I hate fashion. In fact, most gay people are not into fashion.
I despise Cher. Musicals make me want to scream. I couldn't care less about interior design. Britney Spears.... ugh... don't get me started.
Yes, I like to play football (but not watch it). I may not like heavy metal, but I do know how to fix certain cars. Baggy pants aren't my thing, but carbohydrates... yeah, sure.
And yes, despite all of these things, I am gay.
GayGreekGuy 3 weeks ago 2
My favorite question is "So, who is the man and who is the woman in your relationship?" UMMM last time i checked we both have penises..... so um no woman in this relationship!!!!!
MrGayboyfriend 3 weeks ago 4
Straight friend: "Oh god, not another one." Me: ...
aikat3rine 3 weeks ago
Ughh i hate it when people ask me "if you like women and you practically dress like a guy are you goin to change your sex?" my answer to that is NO just cuz i wear mens clothes cuz they r comfy does not mean im gonna have a sex change i am a proud lesbian and happy for who i am.
avatarsteph 3 weeks ago 2
my favourite one is....Why can't you just take some hormone replacements??? My answer is why don't you make those hormones by kicking them in the guts!!!!!
jot2074 3 weeks ago
haha my straight friends said that im not gay, and she still believes to this day that im straight too lol, straight pple haha
fang88915 3 weeks ago
@fang88915 I had the same, when I came out in my class when someone went all, ''are you gay?'' and I said yes, it took them almost a week to finally realize I wasnt kidding. He kept asking '' Yesterday/2 days ago/3days ago/ETC you were kidding right?''
jeremybronon 2 weeks ago
This is awesome. Solidarity.
SyKmGl 3 weeks ago
I'm female, and when I came out my best friend she said to me, "You know that I'm straight, right? You know that I only like guys huh?" and I was like, "I'm not attracted to you, just because I'm gay doesn't mean that I want to date all women - I have a very distinct taste and I'm really sorry but you just don't do that for me. I'm just telling you that I'm gay because you're my friend, not for any other reason." Fortunately she's come to terms with it. :-)
dreamingunderthesea 3 weeks ago 4
@dreamingunderthesea haha Same here, I came out to my straight friend and he said, completely seriously, "Are you attracted to me?" I answered coldly, "No". I wasn;t sure if it was relief on his face, or if he was a little offended.... To be sure, straights are as vain as gays...
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Heat5465 3 weeks ago
Where i come from at the ground of football = soccer. The straight fucks say ''we can see u holding hands'' and we say ''ur too fucking ugly to be gay. :)
gayproud1 3 weeks ago
Last week at an open mic this guy was hitting on me and asked if I had a boyfriend. I said "no, i'm gay", clearly uncomfortable and not interested and he grabbed me and said "I fucking love gay girls, they turn me on so much" - that's nice for you, i'm sure that gets you a lot of sex. asshole.
SmashMiacca 3 weeks ago
"Seeing that you're so pretty but dating a girl is such a waste."
gtfo, I love my girlfriend.
xTheWhiteCrowx 3 weeks ago
His nipples are completely and utterly weirdly placed.
xabana 3 weeks ago
being gay isn't equal to being a women
14ikan11 3 weeks ago
Davey did you see the vid 'Sh*t Straight Girls Say To Lesbians' here on youtube by Catlowman? So funny and so true!
Sorchify 3 weeks ago
1:09 No, that's how Vulcans have sex. XD
Yazora 3 weeks ago
my sister said to me " you just need a hot gy to go down on you, then youll change your mind . . . lets face it all the other guys you tried we like dead ugly." . . . thanx sis thats exactly what i need
sismomo101 3 weeks ago
omg =.=
tasky2000 4 weeks ago
love you!!!! i get a lot of stupid questions because Im a bisexual woman....people are soooo ignorant!!! just because I like men and women doesn't mean that I have sex with a man and a woman all the time!!!
Jazzy1mmd 4 weeks ago 2
I've gotten the famous "But wait, you can't fix cars?" and "Why don't you have a buzz cut?" for being a lesbian! :D
ManufacturedDeity 4 weeks ago 2
Well, I'm mostly out at my religious school, and one of my friends was like "So, like, when you see a naked Jesus hanging in the cross, do you, like, get hot?"
TheViperNerd 4 weeks ago 3
@TheViperNerd OMG XD LOL
XxKitsuneHeartxX 1 week ago
:) you're adorable!!
oogen 4 weeks ago
best one ive ever heard comes from my best guy friend...."Man I love you....No Homo!"....like he needs to clarify that hes not hitting on me! lol
dfaust14 4 weeks ago
someone has an ego...
PUT UR CLOTHES ON
daringgab 4 weeks ago
All my friends are straight (except for one)
and they say things like when they see a hot girl they start saying things like "I still dont understand why you´re gay.." then I see a really really hot guy and Im like "I still dont understand why you're straight" haha... and they're always asuming that all of us gays love LADY GAGA, MADONNA, BRITNEY SPEARS and Glee!
akatsukigoku1010 4 weeks ago
@akatsukigoku1010 not all of us, but 3 out of 4 is not bad, ill yet you guess which one i don't like and actually sort of always hated.
Fireflygamer 3 weeks ago
my straight friends will always start a story with, "I'm not gay, but..." and then proceed to tell a story that would lead anyone to question if they were at least bisexual.
Nickotine111 4 weeks ago
Carbohydrates?!
zaiddagamseh 4 weeks ago
When straight guys say,"I'm not gay" almost within seconds of meeting a gay guy.My comeback is,"I know you're not gay,'cause you're too fucking ugly to be gay" Oh,& my favourite,"Nice cock,pity it's attached to a complete cunt"
popazz1 1 month ago
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virgo623 1 month ago
Friend I haven't seen in a while: So... do you still like girls?
Me: Nope, I magically turned straight overnight.
FANGwoof 1 month ago
If they weren't allowed to reproduce, then you wouldn't be here... correct? But yes most shouldn't be allowed to reproduce at all.
smitty7527 1 month ago
"toss your taco salad" I love your choice of words man. =)
jerbearjerith 1 month ago
@jerbearjerith Explain this metaphor to me.
zurechtweiser 1 month ago
@zurechtweiser how?
jerbearjerith 1 month ago
I don't know about you, but I'm tired of girls who call me "girlfriend." It's true I don't go flashing my dick around, but I would think that most people can figure out who is male and who is female without seeing genitalia.
katlovers1 1 month ago 3
CARBOHYDRATES?
goodguy630 1 month ago
LOL it's not a waste, it just seems like most hot guys are gay. Straight hot guys are douches. xD
X3iMeep 1 month ago
@X3iMeep News flash, most of the Gay hot guys are douches too, hell even most of the ugly ones are.
bocaknights1 3 weeks ago
Thank you for being such a cutie and for being an awesome spokesperson for gay rights and breaking illusions on stupidity. ^___^
fisho3211456 1 month ago
"Why are all the cute guys gay!?!?" Said often by lonely straight girls. Ummmm, honey...the grass is always greener on the other side.
klins061 1 month ago
"You're gay! OMG you're immediately my best friend."-ditzy straight girls
adeters1988 1 month ago 31
@adeters1988 I know it's annoying, then they ask for realtionship advice, "I'm gay and I'm man, I don't care about your boyfriend"
pepinocho9 2 weeks ago
"I'm not homophobic. I have gay friends." Yeah cause that TOTALLY doesn't mean your homophobic. (sarcasm)
yosy19 1 month ago
My friends boyfriend came up to me and told me to stop saying I like her clothes and thought she looked nice , because he was worried I was going to steal her from him !
pottvict 1 month ago
You're such a cutie :)
Rodimalina 1 month ago
Crazy shit my parents say: "GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE U FAGGOT"
TheVideoVector 1 month ago
@TheVideoVector People like that aren't worthy to call themselves your parents.
Inclousid 1 month ago 3
"the real thing is attached to a man" lol yes!
laurenfizzle 1 month ago
Dude im straight but you are hilarious man. I dont care if your care you seem like a cool guy.
Riodijimmy 1 month ago 2
I actually had a straight woman that i had just met come up to me & ask me "Whats it like taking it in the butt?" Mind you I had just met this woman 5 minutes before.
phoenix1985 1 month ago 3
@phoenix1985 I had a woman whom I had *just* met at a party ask me for advice on making anal sex less painful. I said I didn't like anal sex very often and she said "how is that possible? you're gay!" sigh.
tomb2402 1 month ago
your skin just wow; "pretty" much love. by the way i hate it when the guys say "then can i join"?
SylviaSlate 1 month ago
"so like, are you the girl or the boy?" pretty sure there's always 2 boys in a gay relationship!
joshuawilliamsaunder 1 month ago
@joshuawilliamsaunder
regardless, one does kinda play female.... at least that's just what we think...
anime8explode 1 month ago
love u davey lol this video is soooooooooooo damn true
Dazed60 1 month ago
your gay
zethystar 1 month ago
1) "How could you possibly know your gay?" urmm...I like penis? How do you know your straight?? 2) "You ac different since you turned gay" hmm, so I turned gay did I? And I don't act differentl I'm just finally beig myself. 3) "Being gay is against the bibe, your going to hell" The bible says women ho have sx before marriage go to hell. And that you should put your children to death for misbehaving. Had sex before marrying? Have a kid who misbehaved which you didn't kill? see you in heeelll!!!
vaughanh7 1 month ago
awwwww i love your gay ass too-im a straight woman and you're awesome!!! i didnt understand at 1st when my cousin said he was gay and like fucking men in the ass but not getting fucked in the ass...i asked him why he didnt just get a girlfriend who likes taking it in the ass
pjarrells 1 month ago
the other day at brunch a total stranger (female) told me I could almost pass for straight...if it weren't for the boots I was wearing. Hmm...
amdada 1 month ago
I wanna lick ur nipss
WishingXBelowXDreams 1 month ago
put on a shirt! ...yes I am jelly
caatabatic 1 month ago
I know someone who is friends with gay people, some of whom dress in drag, and she is herself bi but it seems like an act so she can be "different" and stir up controversy. Like she wants to have that stereotypical gay friend.
sexmachinebum 1 month ago
@sexmachinebum- Well, as a bisexual man I can honestly tell you I'm bisexual because I find both genders attractive. It's not an act.
TheDarkmagi 1 month ago
@TheDarkmagi I didn't meant o say her being bisexual is an act. I meant her wanting to have the stereotypical gay friend is an act. I don't believe being bisexual is an act because I'm bisexual myself, so yeah. And I know this girl personally and she likes to stereotype people.
sexmachinebum 1 month ago
@TheDarkmagi the problem the bisexual community has is that some gays and lesbians especially when they are young will say they are bisexual and try to be bisexual so they are not "all the way gay" and then come all the way out in later life. even some straight girls pretend to be bi because they get attention. This make the bisexual community look flaky and fake, its a horrible disservice to real bisexuals and the bisexual community, but that is why its sometime seen as an act.
Fireflygamer 3 weeks ago
"OMG I love that you're gay! Now I have someone to go shopping with!" 1) I do NOT wanna watch you try on a million different outfits saying each one makes you look fat, then have to reaffirm your self image after each one. 2) I am not one of the Queer Eye gays; I do however know what you should wear more often to hide your tummy pooch...workout attire, bitch; put down the Cinnabon and let's go to the gym. 3) Yes, I still wanna go to Scheels even though I'm gay. STILL. A. DUDE.
Cydrian 1 month ago
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he looks like a young til schweiger <3
MaLizze14 1 month ago
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MaLizze14 1 month ago
You're cute! I wish I were a man and gay!!
ElenineProductions 1 month ago 7
my favorite comment is always, "so like who is the man and who is the woman?" um... we are both men ... duh!
tmasters321 1 month ago 36
@tmasters321 I just hate that! Some straights just don't understand it's about TWO MEN (or two women, for that matter). They keep pushing a gay relationship into their heterosexual context.
Kikrokos 1 month ago
i like lesbos not gays girl to girl action is hot....
MrReddmyst 1 month ago
@MrReddmyst stupid.
moonlightaddict11 1 month ago
Way too lecture-y....the other shit people say are more engaging and fun...sorry...why the lecture...I am not in school....make it fun...arent you gay?
brennada 1 month ago
@brennada Oh, brennada, you caught him! He can't be gay because this actually is a thought provoking video. Gay people could NEVER educate or create a well-made video. We are just supposed to be ridiculous, so that you can laugh at us. We all try very hard to be entertaining. In fact, we have to train several months to be hilarious before they actually let us join the club. Thank you, again, for pointing this out how un-gay this is. You clearly captured the message of this video.
scottly80 1 month ago
@brennada well this was from more than a year ago so the whole "shit people say" shit wasn't around was it?
marv70001 1 month ago
I have to admit I have been upset the a gay guy was smokin, but i'd never say it was a waste!!! lol
Sophia123273 1 month ago
If we didn't reproduce who would?
Love the video <3
cassieacr 1 month ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
If straight people didn't reproduce, gays wouldn't have existed.
If the world were only gays, humanity would eventually die off.
Be grateful, faggot.
jed112 1 month ago