i don't work i don't drive a car i don't fucking ride in a car i don't handle money i don't turn on the oven and i sure shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!!!!!!
Not doing anything electronic on Shabbos sucks. I always spend it on the computer but occasionally I have to stay away from anything fun and suffer. According to biblical jews, not working is not having fun, don't drive, watch tv, draw or go on the computer. But i's okay to walk to synogouge and pray, there's no work at all in that.
@mizkex Well, during the winter, I understand what you're getting at. But, during the rest of the year, I don't mind walking to synagogue. I like walking, it's good for your health.
By the way, I'm not a big fan of Shabbos either, but I deal with it anyway because it's part of my religion; it's part of who I am.
Walter: I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos.
Or the car scene....
Walter Sobchak: I'm saying i see what you're getting at dude,he kept the money. My point is here we are it's shabbas,the sabbath,which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death.
The Dude:Will you come off it Walter,you're not even fucking Jewish man.
What happened was, I side-swiped a car at McDonald's on Sunday, the day after Yom Kippur. I left some scratches on the guy's left rear. Instead of walking into McDonald's and asking whose car I scratched and if the guy wanted my insurance information, I drove off and went grocery shopping. I knew God would get me. And today, my hot water heater broke. The leak has ruined the ceiling on three floors. I'm unable to do anything now but watch Big Lebowski clips.
I have this scene as my ring tone on my phone!! I made it myslef too. I didn't go to some stupid ass website to download it like those amateur's always write on here....
@highwind8124 Yes for observant/traditional Jews. It is keeping or honoring the Sabbath. No work, no driving, no using electricity. But lots of excellent other stuff like being spiritual, reading singing hanging out with friends amazing food and a glimmer of what real peace would be like
@highwind8124 it is beautiful. It means keeping the Sabbath and traditional/observant Jews keep shomer shabbos. There is no work no driving no electricity but there is amazing food, hanging out with friends, singing, spirituality and a taste of peace both inner and world peace..Very cool if you can do it..
Goodman's man boobs sure roll, don't they?
ggdeibiza 1 month ago 2
1 person rolls on shabbos.
NoahHorwitz 3 months ago 4
1 person is an anti-Semite.
dbl0sevenboy 3 months ago 2
its good to see the top rated comments aren't some pathetic attempt at being clever and craving attention, just good o'l shomer fucking shabbos
21Rushisaband12 4 months ago 5
i don't work i don't drive a car i don't fucking ride in a car i don't handle money i don't turn on the oven and i sure shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!!!!!!
SHOMER SHABBOS!!!!!
TheDarkwingj 5 months ago
In this scene the Dude looks a bit like Donnie
Tony955555 5 months ago
This is just amazing. Masterpiece.
TheGrandBrand 5 months ago
shommer fuckin shabbos!
LeGuardian1 5 months ago
I wish I worked at a bowling alley where my manager asks me to come in on a sunday. Cause that is how I would respond to him.
PeePeeSprinkles 6 months ago
@PeePeeSprinkles too bad shabbos isn't on sunday fucking retard
jrebackoff1234 1 month ago
Donny, shut the fuc....when do we play?
SVROverlord 7 months ago
but they're amateurs
matthewlawrence93 7 months ago
8 year olds Dude...
SIZZLEBIZZLE1982 8 months ago 2
SHOMER SHABBOS! Walter how am i gon.. Shomer fucking Shabbos!
PromiserOfDeath 8 months ago
I'm going to use this at work
5959512 9 months ago
1 person rolls on shabbos
liebers09 10 months ago 16
@liebers09 hahahahaha excellent
aaron11854 6 months ago
Great movie. Walter was hilarious. CALMER THAN YOU ARE!
wherareI 10 months ago
SHOMMER SHABBOS! >:(
NetworkLive 10 months ago
lol
freedmanjoey 10 months ago
"Fucking baby"
Shmicheals 11 months ago
He switches from shomer to arab shabbos the second time he mentions it lol
cogzi65 11 months ago
who is that guy w/ the yellow shirt and where have i seen him b4???
utluvr 11 months ago
@utluvr he is Steve Buscemi, and here his imdb page: imdb.com/name/nm0000114/
MrEkmekarasi 11 months ago
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov1
casperado666 11 months ago
here comes a generic moron on YouTube kind of comment: "1 person isn't shomer shabbos""
burf12345 1 year ago
@burf12345 i find them remarks quite funny..guess im a 'generic moron' too
CulturalMyths 9 months ago
Shomer fucking Shabbos!
GoldenCenturion 1 year ago
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PatriciaRamoss 1 year ago
Not doing anything electronic on Shabbos sucks. I always spend it on the computer but occasionally I have to stay away from anything fun and suffer. According to biblical jews, not working is not having fun, don't drive, watch tv, draw or go on the computer. But i's okay to walk to synogouge and pray, there's no work at all in that.
mizkex 1 year ago
@mizkex Well, during the winter, I understand what you're getting at. But, during the rest of the year, I don't mind walking to synagogue. I like walking, it's good for your health.
By the way, I'm not a big fan of Shabbos either, but I deal with it anyway because it's part of my religion; it's part of who I am.
ZukoHalliwell 1 year ago
Shomer - literally means to "guard". Guardian of Shabbat.
yonaknic 1 year ago
Shomer: to be observant of the laws pertaining to (in this case, Shabbos)
msheinberg 1 year ago
wtf is "shomer"
79hyperwave 1 year ago
That's just the stress talking, man
SuperAkebono 1 year ago 2
"big fucking baby"
rkkim 1 year ago 2
If you will it, it is no dream
SuperAkebono 1 year ago 3
hahahah, "i sure as shit don't fuckin roll!" *man boobs bounce up and down*
ambercarribeantan 1 year ago
1 person rolled on Shabbos.
JokerScars69 1 year ago 5
"I told that Kraut a fucking thousand times, I don't roll on Shabbos!"
CitizenKANE2277 1 year ago 4
שומר שבת
vereno1986 1 year ago
@vereno1986
tabahs remohs
asunduko1 1 year ago
Walter: I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos.
Or the car scene....
Walter Sobchak: I'm saying i see what you're getting at dude,he kept the money. My point is here we are it's shabbas,the sabbath,which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death.
The Dude:Will you come off it Walter,you're not even fucking Jewish man.
Walter:What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude:Man,you're fucking Polish Catholic.
Alturqeyathome82 1 year ago 4
I love how Walter is really calm and then he suddenly gets really effing angry
SonHouse245 1 year ago 9
What happened was, I side-swiped a car at McDonald's on Sunday, the day after Yom Kippur. I left some scratches on the guy's left rear. Instead of walking into McDonald's and asking whose car I scratched and if the guy wanted my insurance information, I drove off and went grocery shopping. I knew God would get me. And today, my hot water heater broke. The leak has ruined the ceiling on three floors. I'm unable to do anything now but watch Big Lebowski clips.
brelfan 1 year ago 3
this is most likely the funniest movie i have ever seen because of the situations and hilarious characters lol
AJWP4 1 year ago 4
..And at the end of this clip Walter mouths silently about the Dude "a fucking baby"
sternumagnum 1 year ago 4
This guy looks exactly like my fucking dad.
stfunoobomghax 1 year ago 3
I felt as if two separate worlds met when I first saw this, it was so surreal hearing someone say shomer shabbos in an american movie.
schulz 1 year ago 3
I have this scene as my ring tone on my phone!! I made it myslef too. I didn't go to some stupid ass website to download it like those amateur's always write on here....
SHOMER SHABBOS.......................... SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS!!!!
pdd420 1 year ago 3
sure shit dont roll on shabbos
ceroeck 1 year ago
This NEVER gets old! Walter rules!!!
stephie4066 1 year ago
Love this film - Shabbos Dude!!!
rokedetbamidbar 1 year ago
lmaoo
edike 1 year ago
He already posted...
WELL HE CAN FUCKIN' UNPOST IT!!!
DrMindBender76 1 year ago
Shomer Fucking Shabas :)
Taipen35 1 year ago 2
I love this scene so mutch that its part of my user name SHOMMER SHOBBOS!!
JDshabbos 1 year ago
YES! This is one of my favorite scenes of ALL TIME!
stephie4066 1 year ago
"Sheesh!"
NeilFraudstrong 1 year ago
Shomer shabbos? Is that an actual thing?
highwind8124 1 year ago
@highwind8124 Yes for observant/traditional Jews. It is keeping or honoring the Sabbath. No work, no driving, no using electricity. But lots of excellent other stuff like being spiritual, reading singing hanging out with friends amazing food and a glimmer of what real peace would be like
sharala1 1 year ago
@highwind8124 it is beautiful. It means keeping the Sabbath and traditional/observant Jews keep shomer shabbos. There is no work no driving no electricity but there is amazing food, hanging out with friends, singing, spirituality and a taste of peace both inner and world peace..Very cool if you can do it..
sharala1 1 year ago
I told that Kraut a thousand times! I don't roll on the Shabbos!!!!
elSMOG57 1 year ago 4
LOL@ How his moobs jump.
QoolEntent 1 year ago 2
and i sure shit dont FUCKING ROLL!!!
walzy00 1 year ago 70
Geartest scene in cenematic history.
crustinc 1 year ago 2
i've been telling everybody that i don't roll on shabbos, but they don't get it, SHOMER FUCKIN SHABOS!, I SURE AS HELL DON'T ROLL!!!
silkyjohnson123 1 year ago
shommer fuckin shabbos!
dmuse1981 1 year ago 101
@dmuse1981 you said it all man....... lol
tlv156 1 year ago
Great shit i was looking everwhere for this vid!
dmuse1981 1 year ago 3