Chuck Norris Lessons Commercial

[diegos781]

whats up with you people .

chuck is just doing hij job...

you do yours

whats all this jealousy???

pityfull envyous humans hahahahahahahaha

[RusticLou]

and thats how he created the delta force

[OldSchoolYugioh1]

Chuck Norris = NO REAL LIFE

[Raptor3873]

CHUCK NORRIS!

[thrash42]

Chuck Norrisica

[zionrose515]

FACT: chuck norris has a PINK belt in karate not BLACK

[ResultantForce]

12 people don't want to kick drugs out of america

[QshLEr]

Chuck Norris eats Lightning and craps thunder.

[SNUQ333]

this is terorist camp!!

[miquellos12]

Gun sleeps with chuck norris under his pillow

[Thealphaai13]

when the boogieman goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris.

[KenniCrazy]

Chuck Norris listens to music that hasn't been written yet

[TheDorkySquirrel]

@KenniCrazy Chuck Norris has no need for music. He listens to the cries of his enemy's

[wiganlatics1000]

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

 .

[wiganlatics1000]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

[DarkDragon187II]

The Dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

[DarkDragon187II]

The Dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

[HappyYOOGS]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

[airadoz]

since when are there orange belts.

[catassassinstudio]

It was an Honor being trained by Chuck himself.

A Great honor. I still know him to this day. I trained with him while i was 10, even tho a young age, it was still worth it.

Chuck has brought me a black belt and fuckin' everything. Truely enspiring person.

[satmtca]

@catassassinstudio does he still teach classes? and if so where?

[catassassinstudio]

@satmtca Nope.

But it was awesome.

[JohnWeskar]

@catassassinstudio fail

[kickass0608]

@catassassinstudio did he show you where osama bin laden lives for training

[Dav704]

God wanted 10 days to make the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6

[Ponchito99999]

when they were done filming chuck took them all out in 1 roundhouse

[Stevmay09]

Chuck Norris is training his 10-year-old army to destroy the world for him.

[75Scout2Man]

But Chuck Norris Can destroy the World By himself.

[taledarkside]

@75Scout2Man

Chuck Norris needs to rest on the 7th day

[75Scout2Man]

true...

[henriquetl216]

@Stevmay09 yeah,and i hear that the train end next year

[CaptnEvil]

fuckin nice mix Metallica and Chuck Norris

[jssstephenson]

that is from the first part of a 2 part episode of walker from season 1 called somthing in the shadows

[xxlonestarxchickxx]

everybody loves raymond: except chuck norris.

nobody loves sara lee: except chuck norris.

[Ruilmen]

Well... I dont like them either... :/

[SeanConnery9000]

LOL

[REAL6]

Word!!! Bwhwhahahahahahaha

[gussinajninen]

shit how loud man

[AeSoP16]

what song is this

[Doutss]

Frantic by Metallica

enjoy!

[xxlonestarxchickxx]

awesome.

[Megadeth36176]

yeah...Chuck Norris and Metallica rocks.

[firemaniac10010]

lol you are so right bonrocker oops!!! i rofled...

[Pinkpegasus]

HELP! I'm searching for a commercial, I can't remember is about Sprite or Mountain Dew, but is about an UGLY guy who starts to drink another soda and he becames himself cute and cuter, until after 3 or 4 pop cans he s transformed like the cutiest hunk. Suddenly, he had to pee and when he's in the toilet and does his thing... voilà! he's ugly again. My mom really liked the commercial and cried for laughing at that, but I can't find it. Can you help me please? Thanks for the pepperoni.

[bonrocker]

those children are all about to die.

[Jeremyguru]

Lol.

[Megadeth36176]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[orangesofdeath]

Chuck Norris and Metallica.

You better watch the fuck out.

[x7knights]

nice