This guy is a representation of how shit comedy is nowadays. If you laugh at this, you have either never read a book, or you have autism. Stop wasting your time and go watch Bill Hicks or Sam Kinison and stop watching retards like this perform.
@iamXSTEALTHZX i'm not going to dispute that. Jack whitehall is the worst comedian i've ever seen. Most comedians just aren't funny now. Thanks to Political Correctness.
If you weren't expecting much from him you must not have done your homework and discovered that he's been a standup since the beginning of his career.
Just because we are on the Internet doesn't make it ok to insult him. You wouldn't say it to his face so don't be so bitchy and critisize someone you don't know. If you don't like him, dont watch the video! Sorry, rant over.
@iwannabeaturtle why r u thumbin your own comment u fkn sad twat? your an unoriginal weak slimey twat just like addison,u already r a turtle. aturtles head anyway haaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa.
Those of you saying 'What a try-hard' 'He's not funy at all' Well, how about this? FUCK YOU, If he's so unfunny, how come hes won 2 comedy awards? Wait i think more, Explain that bastards. Thanks for listening.
@TedKrusty haha too though numpty,enjoy being a fag,your name is gay.2 comedy awards,so wot,he,s still shit.but i suppose it gives u nerds sumfin to enjoy,anyway i think your bus is leavin so run along ugly.
@TedKrusty haaaaahaaaahaaaa you fkn deluded twat.big achievements????wot ,like making a few shitty videos with your ugly spaztiard self tryin to be funny? read your comments dickhead,youre a tit.u fkn fail bigtime loser.get a life saddocunto.
@MrStraight2hell You think your the best arguer between us because you use lots of 'scaryyy' insults? With nothing better to do with your life but come on youtube give people a load of ballcrap? NOBODY wants to here your bullshit mate, think it through
@TedKrusty haaaaaq im not your mate fag,it dosent take much to scare u turd,dont comment on my comments if u dont like ballcrap.sad cunt.ted crusty owns u allday long wannabe.
God I absolutely love him - was alway a fan on him in "The Thick of It" but I'd never actually seen him doing stand up until I saw this. He was brilliant on Mock the Week this evening as well :-)
He makes me giggle but I wish he'd stay still.
durgledoggy 2 weeks ago
If anyone watches the show skins you should recognize him as proffesor blood
undeadjacob 2 weeks ago
he's such a cunt
Nahtanojllerevo 1 month ago
It's good, but it's not genius.
naryanr 1 month ago
theres something really annoying about this chap!
ibholder 1 month ago
THANKS ARSERAP!
CrazyKid0o0o0 2 months ago
NEVER MIND FOOTBALL. I'm gunna throw that tree. c:
xD Brilliant.
SomebodyElseOfficial 2 months ago
Chris Addison would make a great Dr Who. But sadly he's a bit young. Think we should go for a man late 50s next time.
Planetoxo 2 months ago
@Planetoxo According to wikipedia, he's actually around 40 years old, which is truly shocking because he looks so young!
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This guy is a representation of how shit comedy is nowadays. If you laugh at this, you have either never read a book, or you have autism. Stop wasting your time and go watch Bill Hicks or Sam Kinison and stop watching retards like this perform.
13deku 2 months ago
I love this guy.
knowledgeablewaffle 2 months ago
Epic..... Nuff said ^^
deathisarichbitch 2 months ago
Lol! This guy makes me laugh!!! xD
ultamatefrogmaster 2 months ago
fucking awful
elstroshitnonstop 2 months ago
Shit
tresor85 2 months ago
I cried from laughing :)
BeautifulLyrics01 3 months ago
Chris Addison is the new Tony Slattery.
effall2see 5 months ago
arse raptor is amazing!
JewishKoalaBear 5 months ago
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1Thompsonmusic 5 months ago
i <3 you nuff nuff jigally puff
ImAHooligan101 5 months ago
Why does the video keep cutting back to the audience? I can hear them laughing already, I want to see the funny bloke on stage.
simisola 5 months ago
Another "comedian", who THINKS he's funny. Him and Jack Whitehall really do appeal to the simple minded.
BENJIMANBREEG33 6 months ago
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1Thompsonmusic 5 months ago
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1Thompsonmusic 5 months ago
@1Thompsonmusic its that uni look. They haven't lived real life, so they aren't gonna know much about real life situations to joke about.
BENJIMANBREEG33 5 months ago
@BENJIMANBREEG33 he's better than jack whitehall
iamXSTEALTHZX 4 months ago
@iamXSTEALTHZX i'm not going to dispute that. Jack whitehall is the worst comedian i've ever seen. Most comedians just aren't funny now. Thanks to Political Correctness.
BENJIMANBREEG33 4 months ago
@BENJIMANBREEG33 Actually, political correctness has gone down when it comes to comedy.
IKillBabyKittensLOL 3 months ago
@IKillBabyKittensLOL How'd you work that out.
BENJIMANBREEG33 3 months ago
I might be seeing him in December! :D
StarryVision 6 months ago
thumbs up if ur gunna get urself a spring loaded coffin lolz XD
1996WHITESHADOW 6 months ago 5
If you weren't expecting much from him you must not have done your homework and discovered that he's been a standup since the beginning of his career.
2n2equals5 6 months ago
hahahaha xD Never mind 'bout football, I'm gonna throw that tree! <3
PatrikLarssonRang 6 months ago 3
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i used to live next door to him
chellyjez 6 months ago
unless they run like dodgems
actually killed me
mindydrummer 6 months ago
Never mind about Football.. im gonna throw that tree! haha fucking quality, liked + favd :)
Whoop1243 7 months ago
Can anyone tell me what the song is called at the start? I think it's Ash but I'm not sure.
ozena52 7 months ago
Not funny.
1878EFC2008 7 months ago
If you don't like Chris Addison, then WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR HIS VIDEOS?!!
melina880 7 months ago 3
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glenh31061 7 months ago
Direct line, "It really is quite straight forward"
U go Chris!! XD
KT926 8 months ago
Just because we are on the Internet doesn't make it ok to insult him. You wouldn't say it to his face so don't be so bitchy and critisize someone you don't know. If you don't like him, dont watch the video! Sorry, rant over.
Quacki29 8 months ago 3
he's a legend!
melina880 8 months ago
this guy is amazing :)))))
dudeeee76 9 months ago
haha he's like a hyper little kid........love it!
lambrevel1 9 months ago 7
Happy Pirate ;)
Soodgy 9 months ago
@CaterinaTalksUR Or maybe you just don't like his humor. Try to phrase things nicely if you're trying to be nice.
Kinsey2285 9 months ago
Something about these posh boy comics that I don't find funny.
gymnosophy 9 months ago
hehe goto admit arseraptor is a legendary name, well funny lol arse raptor !
CarpMagic95 10 months ago
I love this guy!
tinyniel 10 months ago
the last bit was tooooooooooooo funny
msmizfit 10 months ago
i got his aurograph 3 weeks ago :D
coltmanm 10 months ago 3
And he seemed so mellow in "In the Loop!"
utterlyviolet 11 months ago
He's gorgeous and funny... I'm on my way to being a stand up too !
MusicInMyHeadphones 11 months ago
@MusicInMyHeadphones Best of luck.
Kinsey2285 9 months ago
@MusicInMyHeadphones howfar you got now?
passingpoor 7 months ago
HAHA xD I'm an archaeology student :D
666psychoneurosis666 11 months ago
pirate bits got me, couldnt breathe
speccwolf 11 months ago
ahahahaha hes cute and has an accent
borntobeusful 1 year ago
I choked laughing at the 'spring loaded coffin' joke! Funny as hell!
GhostAholics 1 year ago 3
he's so very very attractive...
bifflemcchuff66 1 year ago 3
Spring Loaded coffin..........I like it!
Ople60 1 year ago
arseraptor i think you are a legend and have the best name on earth
1kimla 1 year ago 84
@1kimla Oh, stop it, you're making me blush... :)
ArseRaptor 1 year ago 69
@1kimla Well, i think theres a contest between ArseRaptor and DeadArseClown which is my PSN :)
Tempehhh 3 months ago
The 11 dislikers have got no soul...Chris Addison is just bloody amazing!
ooori21 1 year ago 2
chris addison is TOP quality!
wtfbollos 1 year ago 2
Love Him!
HorsemadxEmma 1 year ago
2 highest comments opposingly praise and scorn him
thelexus 1 year ago 2
I went to see this dude 2 days ago and he was hilarious!!
ThatChrisGrubicShow 1 year ago
i'm subscribing, not only for the awesome comedy, but just the epic name.. Arse raptor, god i love the internet
PhantomSilent 1 year ago
He reminds me of Eddie Izzard :P
tibbakoi 1 year ago
"Never mind football! I'm gonna throw that tree!" ha ha ha ha ha ha
KasperBrattestedTV 1 year ago
"Well I don't get it Bill. Here is another one bueried the same way: Arse in the air surrounded by eight toasters" ha ha ha ha
KasperBrattestedTV 1 year ago
im from aberdeen this made me chuckle!!
deanmlfc1994 1 year ago
0:06 - thats Konnie Huq
andywatson932 1 year ago
WOO ABERDEEN! <3 xD Im from there ;P I love this guy hes hilarious :3.
Missblackparade94 1 year ago
hilarious ;)
kyproula88 1 year ago
join my fan page or don't, i don't mind
Chrisaddison123 1 year ago
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Chrisaddison123 1 year ago
he,s crap
poorambo 1 year ago
thumbs up if you think guy is hilarious
iwannabeaturtle 1 year ago 3
@iwannabeaturtle why r u thumbin your own comment u fkn sad twat? your an unoriginal weak slimey twat just like addison,u already r a turtle. aturtles head anyway haaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa.
MrStraight2hell 1 year ago
@iwannabeaturtle open your fake channel fagtard, buk buk buk i smell a chkn shit.
MrStraight2hell 1 year ago
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LittleMizzRandom 1 year ago
this guy is awesome, thought he would be wierd but hes sooo not !
indiacandy125 1 year ago
Oh god I love Chris Addison. Thanks for uploading!
CosplayingCassie 1 year ago
This guys a bit...strange. X)
onelessninjapirate 1 year ago
skeletons that live underground! lol
JohnSmith193 1 year ago
WOTA AN UNFUNNY TWAT
poorambo 1 year ago 13
Those of you saying 'What a try-hard' 'He's not funy at all' Well, how about this? FUCK YOU, If he's so unfunny, how come hes won 2 comedy awards? Wait i think more, Explain that bastards. Thanks for listening.
TedKrusty 1 year ago
@TedKrusty sad twat
MrStraight2hell 1 year ago 4
@MrStraight2hell lmao thats the worst comback ive ever heard,
you have a crap name aswell.
TedKrusty 1 year ago
@TedKrusty haha too though numpty,enjoy being a fag,your name is gay.2 comedy awards,so wot,he,s still shit.but i suppose it gives u nerds sumfin to enjoy,anyway i think your bus is leavin so run along ugly.
MrStraight2hell 1 year ago
@TedKrusty u fail as a wannabe stand up,your channel is utter shit,i,ll enjoy never seeing u perform wannabe.
MrStraight2hell 1 year ago
@MrStraight2hell LMFAO! Really? I dont see you making any big achievements you low life fucktard
TedKrusty 1 year ago
@TedKrusty haaaaahaaaahaaaa you fkn deluded twat.big achievements????wot ,like making a few shitty videos with your ugly spaztiard self tryin to be funny? read your comments dickhead,youre a tit.u fkn fail bigtime loser.get a life saddocunto.
MrStraight2hell 1 year ago
@MrStraight2hell You think your the best arguer between us because you use lots of 'scaryyy' insults? With nothing better to do with your life but come on youtube give people a load of ballcrap? NOBODY wants to here your bullshit mate, think it through
TedKrusty 1 year ago
@TedKrusty haaaaaq im not your mate fag,it dosent take much to scare u turd,dont comment on my comments if u dont like ballcrap.sad cunt.ted crusty owns u allday long wannabe.
MrStraight2hell 1 year ago
@MrStraight2hell Its a figure of speech and if your too thick to know that i think i have the best over you at the moment.
TedKrusty 1 year ago
@TedKrusty have the best over me? wot r u on about saddo.im starting to feel sorry for u.your such a tit that its actually sad.
MrStraight2hell 1 year ago
hes wank
poorambo 1 year ago 13
It's great to see a new stand up with SO much energy. Chris is absolutely brilliant. :)
SCXBAYBEE123 1 year ago
Fav'd this vid 1.05 in, he's hilarious!
GoldenUnderpants 1 year ago
wow...bad. did people pay to see this guy?
mrfrostynova 1 year ago 13
@mrfrostynova - no, lol
TheWanderingAngel 1 year ago
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crap,,,,,,utter crap
MrStraight2hell 1 year ago 13
ArseRaptor, you just earned yourself another Subscribor! Keep it up ^^
ReezeGoingSenseless 1 year ago 43
@ReezeGoingSenseless cheers mate!
ArseRaptor 1 year ago 29
@ReezeGoingSenseless ARSE
Bleumange 1 year ago
@Bleumange "ARSE" like in "Damn, what a sexy ARSEHOLE"?
ReezeGoingSenseless 1 year ago
@ReezeGoingSenseless no, you're stupid :D
Bleumange 1 year ago
@Bleumange Well, Thank you! I happened to earn a helluvalot Comments, yet none of them simply calling me an ARSE! Thanks.^^
ReezeGoingSenseless 1 year ago
@ReezeGoingSenseless I wus referring to the uploader's name which i found hilarious in yorkshire-lad terms.
Bleumange 1 year ago
@ReezeGoingSenseless I think I'd subscribe simply because of the name "ArseRaptor" lmao
SirrSnowman 1 year ago
Murray get a cloth! XD Win
AmyasFarsight 1 year ago
what a fuckin try-hard, not funny at all
Parkerthe1 1 year ago
I like him much better with the John Lennon bonnet.
thecortni 1 year ago
i LOVE time team. ima be an archaeologist!
CCS4LIFE2010 1 year ago
Just saw him on mock the week. Was soo funny =]
xIxInfamousxIx 1 year ago
this guy's taste in shirts :P Gotta love him :)
YazminoBambino913 1 year ago
i will kill again.
celticbhoycrosas1888 1 year ago
Hope he does a longer set next time
belisariusorb 1 year ago
no not a tuff crowd...just muppetts! and i for one thought he was very good
funny lad. good that he got on t.v and grow from this coz he is young enough well done son!!!!
theHatchett1 1 year ago
Tough crowd tbh, he was loads funnier than the audience reaction suggests, still good tho.
HodgiPodgi 1 year ago
He has forever changed my view of pirates.
hoorayforhipppos 1 year ago 4
good as new.....HAPPY PIRATE XD
Braddaz101 1 year ago 4
Lol so funny! i saw him live when he was at the Komedia club in Brighton. it was excellent
TheNatsuhana 1 year ago
I will kill again! Lol!
BrillianceoftheMoon 1 year ago 5
lol note to self put in will bury me in coffin like on this
MiniWarGamingUK 1 year ago 7
Haha. I'd get one of these coffins XD
Cletus575 1 year ago 5
He's 37!!! Does not look a day over 25, lucky bastard
rch51 1 year ago 7
i agree pirates now days dont no nothin'
CyanideFeelsPerfect 1 year ago 2
he's like a vaguely funny michael crawford - ooh fucking betty....stick to in the thick of it mate, and twitter, play to your strengths
swisscottagelondon 1 year ago
he went to our school, Manchester Grammar! w00t
puffcock 1 year ago
Is he Jasper Carrott's love child?!
KungfuCow5 1 year ago 2
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stef88sf 1 year ago
his joinn eastenders in april uno
martin01306 1 year ago
haha woohoo aberdeen
XLianaLushX 1 year ago
I may have gone insane but was this guy in a Skins episode recently?
Projectrez 1 year ago 7
@Projectrez Yes! He's the headmaster or whatever at the kid's school.
StrangersWithCourt 1 year ago 7
Pretty funny guy!
The song is Angel Interceptor by Ash
avfcfan2 1 year ago 4
He is so gorgeus! He is also looks younger than i thought about
Chelseamad42 1 year ago 37
@Chelseamad42 I saw him in the Thick of It. That show must add about 10 years to their appearance
tau000 1 year ago
@Chelseamad42 Yeah, I know! And he looks great in those jeans!
thecortni 1 year ago
David Blood!
mutantpig08 1 year ago
He reminds me of Johnny English! :D
LoveFilmStoriesMusic 1 year ago 4
this guy is brilliant :) watch him on argumental.
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dancingpaws1 1 year ago 4
what's the song he walks on to?
leol307 1 year ago
he looks like frodo :')
fuuuuunneeeee ;D
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good try .nice shirt
Inteledge 1 year ago
aaarrrg the black and decker lol too funny
BubblyLace 1 year ago
i love him...and time team
watchinyouwatchme 2 years ago
He reminds me sooo much of Jasper Carott!!!!! its well good!!
nik2289 2 years ago
agreed
biocazman 1 year ago
God I absolutely love him - was alway a fan on him in "The Thick of It" but I'd never actually seen him doing stand up until I saw this. He was brilliant on Mock the Week this evening as well :-)
Voyeuristik 2 years ago 6
i have a disablity and am now going to return to the profession of my ancients!
chuggieforever 2 years ago 10
I was about to say nearly the same thing. Mind if I join your crew?
TheHighlandSnail 2 years ago
just checked with the captain, we are good to go!
chuggieforever 1 year ago
LMAO! "I will kill again" I'll do that.
Roadie92 2 years ago 5
LOL i love chris addison! so great to another vid of him
luvcomedy123 2 years ago 5
he's like an amazing stick insect
EHSpikystar 2 years ago 36
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6:24 fail :D
spardaking 2 years ago
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wow he killed it.
patelien 2 years ago
Happy Poirate ^_^
0daydReem0 2 years ago 4