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  • He makes me giggle but I wish he'd stay still.

  • If anyone watches the show skins you should recognize him as proffesor blood

  • he's such a cunt

  • It's good, but it's not genius.

  • theres something really annoying about this chap!

  • THANKS ARSERAP!

  • NEVER MIND FOOTBALL. I'm gunna throw that tree. c:

    xD Brilliant.

  • Chris Addison would make a great Dr Who. But sadly he's a bit young. Think we should go for a man late 50s next time.

  • @Planetoxo According to wikipedia, he's actually around 40 years old, which is truly shocking because he looks so young!

  • I love this guy.

  • Epic..... Nuff said ^^

  • Lol! This guy makes me laugh!!! xD

  • fucking awful

  • Shit

  • I cried from laughing :)

  • Chris Addison is the new Tony Slattery.

  • arse raptor is amazing!

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  • i <3 you nuff nuff jigally puff

  • Why does the video keep cutting back to the audience? I can hear them laughing already, I want to see the funny bloke on stage.

  • Another "comedian", who THINKS he's funny. Him and Jack Whitehall really do appeal to the simple minded.

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  • @1Thompsonmusic its that uni look. They haven't lived real life, so they aren't gonna know much about real life situations to joke about.

  • @BENJIMANBREEG33 he's better than jack whitehall

  • @iamXSTEALTHZX i'm not going to dispute that. Jack whitehall is the worst comedian i've ever seen. Most comedians just aren't funny now. Thanks to Political Correctness.

  • @BENJIMANBREEG33 Actually, political correctness has gone down when it comes to comedy.

  • @IKillBabyKittensLOL  How'd you work that out.

  • I might be seeing him in December! :D

  • thumbs up if ur gunna get urself a spring loaded coffin lolz XD

  • If you weren't expecting much from him you must not have done your homework and discovered that he's been a standup since the beginning of his career.

  • hahahaha xD Never mind 'bout football, I'm gonna throw that tree! <3

  • unless they run like dodgems

    actually killed me

  • Never mind about Football.. im gonna throw that tree! haha fucking quality, liked + favd :)

  • Can anyone tell me what the song is called at the start? I think it's Ash but I'm not sure.

  • Not funny.

  • If you don't like Chris Addison, then WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR HIS VIDEOS?!!

  • 278-12

  • Direct line, "It really is quite straight forward"

    U go Chris!! XD

  • Just because we are on the Internet doesn't make it ok to insult him. You wouldn't say it to his face so don't be so bitchy and critisize someone you don't know. If you don't like him, dont watch the video! Sorry, rant over.

  • he's a legend!

  • this guy is amazing :)))))

  • haha he's like a hyper little kid........love it!

  • Happy Pirate ;)

  • @CaterinaTalksUR Or maybe you just don't like his humor. Try to phrase things nicely if you're trying to be nice.

  • Something about these posh boy comics that I don't find funny.

  • hehe goto admit arseraptor is a legendary name, well funny lol arse raptor !

  • I love this guy!

  • the last bit was tooooooooooooo funny

  • i got his aurograph 3 weeks ago :D

  • And he seemed so mellow in "In the Loop!"

  • He's gorgeous and funny... I'm on my way to being a stand up too !

  • @MusicInMyHeadphones Best of luck.

  • @MusicInMyHeadphones howfar you got now?

  • HAHA xD I'm an archaeology student :D

  • pirate bits got me, couldnt breathe

  • ahahahaha hes cute and has an accent

  • I choked laughing at the 'spring loaded coffin' joke! Funny as hell!

  • he's so very very attractive...

  • Spring Loaded coffin..........I like it!

  • arseraptor i think you are a legend and have the best name on earth

  • @1kimla Oh, stop it, you're making me blush... :)

  • @1kimla Well, i think theres a contest between ArseRaptor and DeadArseClown which is my PSN :)

  • The 11 dislikers have got no soul...Chris Addison is just bloody amazing!

  • chris addison is TOP quality!

  • Love Him!

  • 2 highest comments opposingly praise and scorn him

  • I went to see this dude 2 days ago and he was hilarious!!

  • i'm subscribing, not only for the awesome comedy, but just the epic name.. Arse raptor, god i love the internet

  • He reminds me of Eddie Izzard :P

  • "Never mind football! I'm gonna throw that tree!" ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • "Well I don't get it Bill. Here is another one bueried the same way: Arse in the air surrounded by eight toasters" ha ha ha ha

  • im from aberdeen this made me chuckle!!

  • 0:06 - thats Konnie Huq

  • WOO ABERDEEN! <3 xD Im from there ;P I love this guy hes hilarious :3.

  • hilarious ;)

  • join my fan page or don't, i don't mind

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  • he,s crap

  • thumbs up if you think guy is hilarious

  • @iwannabeaturtle why r u thumbin your own comment u fkn sad twat? your an unoriginal weak slimey twat just like addison,u already r a turtle. aturtles head anyway haaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa.

  • @iwannabeaturtle open your fake channel fagtard, buk buk buk i smell a chkn shit.

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  • this guy is awesome, thought he would be wierd but hes sooo not !

  • Oh god I love Chris Addison. Thanks for uploading!

  • This guys a bit...strange. X)

  • skeletons that live underground! lol

  • WOTA AN UNFUNNY TWAT

  • Those of you saying 'What a try-hard' 'He's not funy at all' Well, how about this? FUCK YOU, If he's so unfunny, how come hes won 2 comedy awards? Wait i think more, Explain that bastards. Thanks for listening.

  • @TedKrusty sad twat

  • @MrStraight2hell lmao thats the worst comback ive ever heard,

    you have a crap name aswell.

  • @TedKrusty haha too though numpty,enjoy being a fag,your name is gay.2 comedy awards,so wot,he,s still shit.but i suppose it gives u nerds sumfin to enjoy,anyway i think your bus is leavin so run along ugly.

  • @TedKrusty u fail as a wannabe stand up,your channel is utter shit,i,ll enjoy never seeing u perform wannabe.

  • @MrStraight2hell LMFAO! Really? I dont see you making any big achievements you low life fucktard

  • @TedKrusty haaaaahaaaahaaaa you fkn deluded twat.big achievements????wot ,like making a few shitty videos with your ugly spaztiard self tryin to be funny? read your comments dickhead,youre a tit.u fkn fail bigtime loser.get a life saddocunto.

  • @MrStraight2hell You think your the best arguer between us because you use lots of 'scaryyy' insults? With nothing better to do with your life but come on youtube give people a load of ballcrap? NOBODY wants to here your bullshit mate, think it through

  • @TedKrusty haaaaaq im not your mate fag,it dosent take much to scare u turd,dont comment on my comments if u dont like ballcrap.sad cunt.ted crusty owns u allday long wannabe.

  • @MrStraight2hell Its a figure of speech and if your too thick to know that i think i have the best over you at the moment.

  • @TedKrusty have the best over me? wot r u on about saddo.im starting to feel sorry for u.your such a tit that its actually sad.

  • hes wank

  • It's great to see a new stand up with SO much energy. Chris is absolutely brilliant. :)

  • Fav'd this vid 1.05 in, he's hilarious!

  • wow...bad. did people pay to see this guy?

  • @mrfrostynova - no, lol

  • ArseRaptor, you just earned yourself another Subscribor! Keep it up ^^

  • @ReezeGoingSenseless cheers mate!

  • @Bleumange "ARSE" like in "Damn, what a sexy ARSEHOLE"?

  • @ReezeGoingSenseless no, you're stupid :D

  • @Bleumange Well, Thank you! I happened to earn a helluvalot Comments, yet none of them simply calling me an ARSE! Thanks.^^

  • @ReezeGoingSenseless I wus referring to the uploader's name which i found hilarious in yorkshire-lad terms.

  • @ReezeGoingSenseless I think I'd subscribe simply because of the name "ArseRaptor" lmao

  • Murray get a cloth! XD Win

  • what a fuckin try-hard, not funny at all

  • I like him much better with the John Lennon bonnet.

  • i LOVE time team. ima be an archaeologist!

  • Just saw him on mock the week. Was soo funny =]

  • this guy's taste in shirts :P Gotta love him :)

  • i will kill again.

  • Hope he does a longer set next time

  • no not a tuff crowd...just muppetts! and i for one thought he was very good

    funny lad. good that he got on t.v and grow from this coz he is young enough well done son!!!!

  • Tough crowd tbh, he was loads funnier than the audience reaction suggests, still good tho.

  • He has forever changed my view of pirates.

  • good as new.....HAPPY PIRATE XD

  • Lol so funny! i saw him live when he was at the Komedia club in Brighton. it was excellent

  • I will kill again! Lol!

  • lol note to self put in will bury me in coffin like on this

  • Haha. I'd get one of these coffins XD

  • He's 37!!! Does not look a day over 25, lucky bastard

  • i agree pirates now days dont no nothin'

  • he's like a vaguely funny michael crawford - ooh fucking betty....stick to in the thick of it mate, and twitter, play to your strengths

  • he went to our school, Manchester Grammar! w00t

  • Is he Jasper Carrott's love child?!

  • his joinn eastenders in april uno

  • haha woohoo aberdeen

  • I may have gone insane but was this guy in a Skins episode recently?

  • @Projectrez Yes! He's the headmaster or whatever at the kid's school.

  • Pretty funny guy!

    The song is Angel Interceptor by Ash

  • He is so gorgeus! He is also looks younger than i thought about

  • @Chelseamad42 I saw him in the Thick of It. That show must add about 10 years to their appearance

  • @Chelseamad42 Yeah, I know! And he looks great in those jeans!

  • David Blood!

  • He reminds me of Johnny English! :D

  • this guy is brilliant :) watch him on argumental.

    SE2EP1

  • what's the song he walks on to?

  • he looks like frodo :')

    fuuuuunneeeee ;D

  • aaarrrg the black and decker lol too funny

  • i love him...and time team

  • He reminds me sooo much of Jasper Carott!!!!! its well good!!

  • agreed

  • God I absolutely love him - was alway a fan on him in "The Thick of It" but I'd never actually seen him doing stand up until I saw this. He was brilliant on Mock the Week this evening as well :-)

  • i have a disablity and am now going to return to the profession of my ancients!

  • I was about to say nearly the same thing. Mind if I join your crew?

  • just checked with the captain, we are good to go!

  • LMAO! "I will kill again" I'll do that.

  • LOL i love chris addison! so great to another vid of him

  • he's like an amazing stick insect

  • Happy Poirate ^_^

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