Portal Cake Mixture How -To

[kagssegal]

I will add all the edible things this robot said and eat this damn cake! xD

[kagssegal]

Uhh you said sugar twice

[LTJessup]

I found everything but the damn sediment shaped sediment.

[Raenoleah1014]

someone should seriously make a video of making this... XD

[AGoldSoldier]

i am surprised there is no fish shaped rhubarb

[nickup9]

deep penatration agents= acid

thats a guess, mind you

[GLaDOSandChell]

How do u make a cake from that.... Wow that core is supost to be smart but it dose not know how to make cake

[TALONandSPLAT]

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE SOMEONE TURN THIS INTO A CAKE

[TheClone6298]

will it blend...?

[Mornedil]

THIS WAS FUCKING AWESOME <3!!!!111oneoneone

[LTJessup]

The cake is a lie and the pie is a spy.

[vangel4e]

@LTJessup ...and the spy is a cake :D

[MegaSonicfan09]

2:03 peerrrvvvvzzzzz >l:3

[mattbatcraz]

lol, Needler from Halo

[lizardgizzard108]

DEEP PENETRATION ASIANS

[ArsonistInUrFirewall]

I think its agents not Asians.....

[TheDevilbuster]

Let's throw it in the fire, and that'll be that.

[legacysage]

Wait wait wait wait.... why do garnishes need to be shaped at all? o-O

[JustSpastic]

hmmmmm tasty

[BillyDoyleSpeaks]

so far 15 people didn't like too much Rhubarb

[BadVoodo0]

2:24 lol whats up with that

[codymeful]

you will be baked lol not begged lol

[lijpelo9000]

Theres no sense crying over evry mistake, you just keep try this until you get the cake.

[pivotjuggalo]

deep penetration asians? cool ass cake.

[Ahkenatan]

Sediment-shaped-sediment

[CrownRadio]

Fiberglass. Mmmm...

[legomad666]

2:04 um.. wtf?

[elel70]

I'd put more rhubarb on, but it's on fire.

[JAIMediaTV]

just get in the F***ing furnace

[TeamGarryProductions]

2:05 lolwut

[greyskull161]

dont forget fish shaped rhubarb

[runeraper98]

Yeah that will prob fock up my Easy Bake oven.

[Rayman400]

do you have that picure at 2:05

[JunkHornet]

I have a sudden urge to forcefeed a particular 12 people with the cake.

[Anthonyk312]

Needs some Fish-shaped Rhubarb!!!

[PJSkittle]

So..... much....... rhubarb.......

[snakehead404]

i actualy used all of the avalable ingreadients...it looked like death

[Dylanjraub]

deep penetration? really?

OHHOHOHO! THAT'S HOT!

[dracotheferret]

Actually sounded pretty appetizing until "putrid tissue" was mentioned. Eurgh.

[JJAB91]

@dracotheferret Oh because the 12 pounds of rhubarb, needles and all the different lethal chemicals and agents sound SO appetizing.

[GrizzlerBorno]

@JJAB91 also fish shaped solid waste.

[dracotheferret]

@JJAB91 rhubarb is awesome though D:

[doctorwholover1]

for the injector needle gun you should have used the needle gun from team fortress 2, after all, they are both valve games.

[JAXJAK218]

Deep penetration agents made me laugh SO HARD

[Halfadomino]

XD yay!

[marcster1994]

Now I wish the cake WAS a lie!

[SagittoFX]

F*** When I made it I forgot the sediment shaped sediment

[FrogBlaster77]

Heh. Deep penetration agents.

[electricmayhem47]

i tried making this. it could have used more adjustable aluminum head positioner.

[mrstrawberryusagi]

ok... that head thing is kinda FREAKIN' ME OUT!!!!!

[jordinyc]

epic rhubarb!

[phillipjfry6]

lol "deep penetration"

[kloiten]

Really taseteless... but...

That's what she said.

[Joker1ruler]

lol.

[Anthony883]

"sediment shaped sediment" lAWL!

[APOSTEL6]

WTF! FISH?!?!?!?!?!

[KillerDroide]

@APOSTEL6 lol, nah, what she says is jsut a lie like always :P

its a normal choclate cake with special things outside as decoration^^

[vaxeh]

sediment shaped sediments...

[FroztByte4]

After eating.One won't be STILL ALIVE.NOT even GLados

[KTMax1990]

@FroztByte4 lol

[sephirothsoul999]

@FroztByte4 Are you kidding? She could take a bath in it. Put it on cereal; rub it in her eyes. It isn't deadly at all.....to her.

^_^

[jthotshot]

this guy loves fish and rhubarb

[PatrickT22]

Why did I laugh so much at the fish shaped dirt bit? xD

[idonthatethissite]

I think you should bake it at 4000 degrees kelvin! XD

[RealGenius37]

And add "Portal Device" to cake ingredients so we can see what happens.

[Anarasha]

@idonthatethissite No, 3999 degrees kelvin. Otherwise, the cake might be damaged.

[idonthatethissite]

@Anarasha THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anarasha]

@idonthatethissite That's because it was baked at 4000 degrees Kelvin then :o

[hanger1800]

whoppers are fucking volatile!

[Snipaaz]

lol deep penetration

[michelle13579123]

0:37 is not fish dirt noob.There's ice cream inside and it is an ice cream sandwich noob

[michelle13579123]

Wdf is deep penetration?

[CV02KagamineLen]

Well I learned how to make a cake.

[PatrickT22]

Don't forget the deep penetration agents xD

[RealGenius37]

That was the best part.

[MayorCris]

lolz deep penetration thingy xD

[EnkerSS]

lol at the rhubarb stuff

[Natsopaan1]

lol deep penetration agents

[venichen1]

1:59

LOL, needler. xD

[mike802]

i laughed my ass off too

[jonste182]

sounds like a cake for smackheads lols, yummy!

[mooselady1]

Everybody loves rhubarb with their needles and resins.

[BestKHparodies]

I don't even want to see what this cake would look like, much less eat it

"Injector needle gun"

[finky4u]

"sediment shaped sediment" lol

[TheInkaMinka]

So much rhubarb :o

[Redek70]

Rhubarb, on fire.

[bilbotitface]

i think ill give it a miss

[profjaykay]

LIEEEESSS!!!!!

[Xiiltharra]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[TheBossWeasel]

MMM good cake! LOL

[MySerpentine]

Fish-shaped things, resins, rhubarb, and needles. Yummy.

[sherbertflavor]

it's like half fish half rubarb

[spudastic]

damn thing has poisons in it

[dumdum675]

lol

[silverleaf7878]

its made from fish ?

[PureAdvice]

lol i just got a black forest cake from safeway lol i put the whipped cream and cherries

[xGothimox]

it taste like a mixture between dirt, flowers, metal, and that shitty vampire edible teeth you get on haloween, dont make it, also for like 3 ingrediants wal-mart threatened to call the cops on me, customer service my ass

[emailmemrstara]

@xGothimox

LOL!!!

[BJBlaskowits]

@xGothimox were they the 3 involving needles?

[marcster1994]

Now I wish that the cake was a lie!

[bzcoolness]

You know, coincidentally, that image of the Coconut Pecan Frosting is the exact same brand that I bought today.

I'm actually making this for my friend tomorrow.

[blstrgmr]

You tryin to kill him? O_O

[SilverHeretic]

the begining sounds like a good fudge cake but then fish shit the core losses it

[halowarsfan123]

deep penatration how the hell are you supposed to have sex put in a cake

[PureToxicYouth81]

LOL idk i think you put sex juice in it

[auniversalstick]

lol that comment was funny

[FREDSVIDS96]

i dont think that cake would taste very nice

[ijelisavcic]

It's deep penetration agents, btw. ;)

[guky667]

Deep penetration asian, lol :)) :)) 2:03

[FalzarGregar]

Rofl. that was so stupid rofl

[CommunalRhythm]

i hope someone makes this in my lifetime.

[datrulz12]

i want to see some one make that exactly from the game and die!!! lol

[joshissocool92]

ENOUGH RUBARB!!!!!!

lol=]

[DarkElvenVampire]

Me: Hmmm.... I should try that. *makes cake and lies flat on the floor*

(5 hrs. later)

Random victim #9726: Oooooh! Cake! *takes the last bite and instantly dies from extreme food poisoning*

Me: *gets up* That make it... *sees pile of dead bodies* OVER 9000!!!

[spudastic]

who'd wanna penetrate a cake O.o... messy...creamy...tasty

[wayneimkool]

how do you get deep penetration into a cake?

wtf?

*orgasm*

[berretaboy357]

OOOHHH YEEAAHHH! deep penatration!

[1MotoXRacer1]

I couldn't stop laughing at all the "rhubarb" stuff ya' got to put in there! XD

[swaGa1nRz]

wow, he forgot the cherries and the whipped cream...

[ponytamer541]

Sediment shaped sediment lolololololol!!!!!!!!

[StRuTsY99]

WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT ON 1:47???

[programaster]

Think they use it to slaughter cattle

[letterphase]

adjustable aluminum head positioner lol

[loolollol]

wth is that on 2:11???

[swaGa1nRz]

putrid tissure, of course!

[x5132]

it must be delicious

[rluix]

Thats not a cake!!!!!!! thats the formula used in half life 1 to make a portal to xen!!!! ( in other words, its posion)

[Meshehetube]

injector needle gun and deep penetration was lolz

[tiftmasta]

omg deep penetration was awesome

[sgtqwerty]

why cencor "deep penitration"?

[BrotherPrimus]

RHUBARB lots of it, +electromagnet RHUBARB

[itsquinnlolz]

LOL sediment shaped sediment

[xOnyxTheHedgehogx]

The cake is the ultimate truth!

[AlexThePaleZombie]

How can all of that fit in a cake? @___@

[maplestory788]

Fish shaped crackers.

Fish shaped candies.

Fish shaped solid waste.

Fish shaped dirt.

Fish shaped ethyl benzene.

Pull and peel licorice.

Fish shaped organic compounrs and sediment shaped sediment.

Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.

lol

[Eatinsumwaffles]

lol 3 tablespoons of rubarb on fire

[BowlingAlleyProd]

RHUBARB RHUBARB RHU RHU.... RHUBARB!

[GravitationLova]

I love this..!

[teothedemon]

The way he says letter "P" or "B" or any other things that sound like e at the end, makes him sound fat

[Agentdezo]

xD HAHAHHAHAHA

[TehFishez]

Does it really say this in the game.

[Linkpwnsyouall]

yes, the blue eyeball says it during the GLaDOS fight.

[teothedemon]

Yea but the instructions he gives u could kill u!! U can't eat a gun or dirt or waste

[saiyoucho]

The recipe is also on various computer screens through out the game if you look really close.

[wonkathelawyer]

deep penertration was gross..............

[darken27]

Lol, how are we to fit deep penetration into a cake...

O.O Please don't anyone answer that question!!!

[SexyMage1337]

Oh my where do i get the needle gun...... meh i guess this gernae will have to do.

[T3XComet]

Depends if you want 2 at a time or not xD

[chmava]

halo 1,2 & 3, the game....

[darken27]

That's a lot of rhubarb. XD

[MadGameBoy]

OH MAN IM HUNGRY NOW WELL MIGHT AS WELL SELECT ANOTHER VIDEO....DOH!(lol all the other vids are about cake!)

[killerbug93]

LOL So many Companion Cubes at 2:36 lol

[Sch1zophr13nd]

ROFLMAO!

[yello55588]

LOL fish xD

[iDJSlick]

Im acctuly thinking of making a cake with everything listed... Imagine... Maybe its some secret reciep like its gona be something AMAZING

[Alkia12]

xD great one...^-^

deep penetration... greeaaaat xD

[olek1234567890]

lol

[pokemon12345678912]

2:04 xD

[comadre2780]

ajajajajaa i got diarrhea

[airsoftlamblover]

YOU NEED MORE FISHEYS !!!!

[HTFDUDEHTF]

Yeah i seened a easter egg what your saying in a console screen you see 2 cups and other things

[lanceman2001]

lolz! that cake would taste like major shit!!!

[gmodderlegend]

I think it needs to be in for 45 minutes at 4000 DEGREES KELVIN (a Portal song)

[rokie24]

lol needler from halo =) lol

[yoshimtu]

3 Table spoons of Rhubarb on fire. ROFL

[marknewman49]

mmmmm, make that ppl!

[tidalboxer]

num-yummy.....this makes me pee my undies

[OMGMANBOOBS]

penatration

[sharpmanexe]

NEEDS MORE FISHEZ >=0

[Randomer876]

It needs More Rhubarb XD

[juspe17]

MELON IS HOBO STYLED PENETRATION IN US

[carmen510]

Rhubarb on fire is needed to light the fish-shaped candle!

And that other rhubarb is probably for the fillings. We also need those needle injectors for piecing the cake together! :D

[Ho0lihan]

I made the cake at last!

*tastes cake*

needs more rhubarb

[Gunman610]

I tried the cake...yaah...its a lie