Craig Ferguson Longs To Be Russian

[chess747]

there all doing this I think they are worried about chinese population getting out of hand ...hey chill out its just an obviation I am not being rude or racist...it just appears this way.

[alinn71]

older self employed people take the wednesdays off in Istanbul ...I am not sure what that stands for but it is very often in that area to find excuses for laziness..

[xhellonhighheels69x]

ya heard the latest wax cylinder from Madonna, she's crackerjack!

[MrRichardsome1]

Man, it'd still be 94% today if our president wasn't a communist. Craig Ferguson for pres. 2012

[Jonathan19279]

Yeah...she looks really good for her old age...(unsubscribes). Just Kidding!

[smpowis]

Doesn't open.

[OddlyRandomPro]

this clip looks like its from the 80's. haha.

[marichixradze]

why doesn't this video open? is this what's happening to everyone, or is it just me?

[WINNNY22]

americans are so silly...im happy to be european

[JuniorProducer1996]

@WINNNY22

Europeans rely on stereotypes to fund they're opinions on foriegners

as do Americans......

ok in all reality, we all suck, dont start shit, just enjoy

[x0xxbittersweetxx0x]

@JuniorProducer1996 so does the UK. >> and canada..... the only people who dont even say anything are the people in asia and africa...and south america. :L

[JuniorProducer1996]

@x0xxbittersweetxx0x

basically any previously or current racial country does.....sad

[lehapankov]

@x0xxbittersweetxx0x Don't know why you are singling UK and Canada out. UK = Europeans, Canada = Americans. Btw, Asia is more racist than Europe and America all together.

[adamsdarrellj]

I've never seen this show, but he's a riot!

[recurveninja]

"She's cracker jack!" LOL

[amyexmercury]

"She's crackerjack!"

[italianny23]

whats is propriate? 

[tuy456]

@italianny23 Its procreate my friend.

[Pradadevilll]

@italianny23 he says procreate. a day to make babies :)

[laorjlse]

@italianny23 its "procreate" it means to create new life, or have sex

[laughinghystericaly]

i love the fact that people arfue so much on youtube because they think thier oppinion matters. people arguing about islam, weather or not america landed on the moon, which by the way, why is it that noone argues about the ISS and the fact that we send shuttles up there so often? oh and one last thing, no one cares about grammar on youtube

[FroobRadio]

@laughinghystericaly

Lol arfue oppinion.

Of course people care about opinion. Which is why people, like myself, comment on them. That means we care about them. ^___^

[NoirDelu]

@laughinghystericaly I care about grammar on YouTube. :3

[JeremyBarandela]

Isn't it a little comical that a Scotish guy is better at this stuff than the four American's he "competes" with? haha

[WasItDeepEnough]

"the other 6% work for cbs"

"she turns 49 today, that's right, Elton John's 49 today"

"she's quackajack!", omg i laughed so much

"madonna shows her crack, whitney smokes, you know, her...not anymore" HA HA

This guy is absolutely amazing

[tropicat]

Humpday :D!

[MusicalMelluzine]

She's cracker jacks!!! LOL!!!

[pogularocky]

the crack thing at the end cracked me up big time. LMFAO

[Solnceization]

Comrad is not a Russian word))

[Solnceization]

I am Russian and I had no idea about this holiday )) It's funny though )) Especially when Craig says that "IT"S TRUE!"

Anyway... Now I am thinking why would he make this up?

Yeah, I guess it's a political issue... Otherwise I just have no idea what's the point of that

[novola1972]

I've heard about it too , its true

[Solnceization]

@novola1972 How it can be true if it never happend? )) I LIVE in Russia. We've never had such a ridiculus day off. Russian government is very rigid - it's impossible to even imagine such kind of holiday.

All that you've heard I guess was rumors. And the question who is that funny guy who first came up with this 'true' joke?

[23DEATHNUMBER]

@Solnceization Russia rules!

[shortyamv]

@Solnceization I say you should demand a redo so you can have a day off for procration fun too. lol

[shortyamv]

@shortyamv Procreation*



[lonewolf604]

this guy needs his own late band

[aaronloverro]

that would detract from his humor...he doesnt need a side kick...he needs more airtime

[napw81]

I'm from Detroit.. Who the hell are you?? LOL

[czarinavella]

He clearly got the concept that Madonna is a poser... If you are from Motor City then step up and talk the lingo! Madonna dropped the ball.

[airman317]

In Soviet Russia day humps you!

[XKataomoiX]

Total WIN. Great comment, A+

[23DEATHNUMBER]

@airman317 XDD nice

[WasItDeepEnough]

@airman317 nice job, man. nice.

[1funnykid3]

HUMP DAY!

[eragon98031]

happy birthday!

oh wait....

[charmstwirl89]

I'm NOW MOVIN TO RUSSIA!!!! hahaha

[ANormalGuy]

6% of americans work for CBS.

Ohhh...

[Xavier21358]

MY GOD this vid was posted on meh birthday!

[tw1hart]

Me too! Lol. I normally don't care, but it's exciting to see someone born on the same day, seeing as I don't know any other August 17s. =P

[HisIslandPrincessa]

madonna lol

[hydrosaint]

we're living in a material worldd govnuh!!!

[animeonperseest]

first!!

[funnylozr]

this is a CRAIG FERGUSON video.

NOT the passion of the christ.

if you people are going to have a conversation, do it on your own channels.

[Jsouthwell2006]

u must be a girl cus ur pmsing, if ppl wanna have a "convo" on this video then they are allowed

[mmasny]

@funnylozr This is youtube, not a whorehouse. If you are going to tell people what they should do, find yourself a submissive whore.

[general333333]

0:29-0:40 is so funny

[general333333]

0:36 is funny

[DSJTV]

He's talkin about hump day and yall are talkin about evil religions, arabs... why?

[DiiDee66]

that's what i was thinking! i want to see comments for Craig! not that stuff. my point is......i agreee=]

[toohardz]

and u n ur family should be gang raped n murdered u racist mother fucker

[junglemaster2014]

Argh whats a matter cant take it that islam is a political ideology of death. would you say the same thing after you have seen videos on here that have muslims ordering non believers to be beheaded? yeah thats what i thought you hypocrite.

[buminachair]

i agree

[buminachair]

i agree

[jademm]

"Madonna shows her crack; Whitney smokes hers" Bwahahahahaha!!!!

[DarknessTheRebelTeen]

"The other 6% work for CBS" lol that was fucking funny lol

[unodiner0]

I hate Madonna

[allygodinez]

"The other 6% work for CBS" lmao.

[cortezawwris]

Really interesting I never heard of it. Silly Americans learn the facts.

[cpuwizard9225]

Nah, he's probably gay.

[Anglichanen]

this is shit! It's not funny at all. Rent a laugh audience too i guess. I dont find American comedy funny at all. It makes me cringe that they laugh at everything when it's absolutely pathetic

[forestskog]

Anglichanen I can't give you your hair back, but I can give you some advice: Stop making every tiny issue - like a 3 minute Youtube video - and trying to turn it into some gigantic statement about America. It's boring, lightweight thinking.

[Anglichanen]

Boring enough for you to make a long 3 line statement. Truth hurts eh?

[cpuwizard9225]

Come off it, if you really hate America so much then get the fuck of youtube and the internet in general. After all, we invented it.

[Anglichanen]

We? I seriously doubt you could invent your way out of a paper bag. Besides you have your facts wrong. It was actually a British guy who invented the internet but was happy to not profit from it and allow it to be used worldwide and also other people contributed to its development which was multi national. You probably think you was 1st in space which you wasn't it was Russians and you have yet to get to the moon as it was done in a studio. Besides, US space technology was actually German.

[cpuwizard9225]

The internet was developed from ArpaNet, a program to protect the US from Soviet attacks therefore the internet is US invention, look it up twat.. And our space technology wasn't German. We took what we learned from the Germans, specifically the V1 and V2 rockets, enhanced, improved, and made it our own. You, ma'am, should probably stay of the internet when you are on your period, PMS plus hatred equals you making yourself look stupid.

[Anglichanen]

regards to the internet your claims are false. You watch too much hollywood buddy. The V1 and V2 rockets were old hat. It was the nazi scientists which you decided to let of any war crimes and use them for space technology. Actually i think it was a good idea. Besides, if the US was any good at making anything why are all your cars fucking shit and they fall apart at under 50,000 miles. So how the fuck can you get to the moon? It's more a case of which studio it was badly made in.

[cpuwizard9225]

I don't watch any Hollywood, the newest movie I saw would have been I Am Legend, you lose there. The net was still an American invention, and our cars don't fall apart after 50,000 miles. If you were to look through a Car Trader magazine from the South, all you will find is cars that are still kicking even after 200,000 miles. That is the way it is, and it will be that way until you show me proof. Give me a website I can go to that will validate your claims. Till then, STFU.

[2easyftw]

You are a moron, sir !

[cpuwizard9225]

Why?

[psozeldaphreak]

Just as a side note, you wouldn't NEED to invent your way out of a paper bag. It would be much easier (thus more efficient) to just rip through.

[Gimelbub]

Any idiot knows the Russians were the first in space. And America was the first to get to the moon. I don't see why people think otherwise. Wait a minute. "...which you wasn't..."? Proper grammar please. I can forgive that in someone who isn't a native English speaker, but you're British for God's sake!

[Anglichanen]

I hardly think Shakespere is going to turn in his grave at that! Besides, i'm a very successful individual which in the current climate makes up for a slip of grammar. My English may not be perfect but, i bet my Russian is better than yours but who cares? But America has done many great things but i have big doubts they went to the moon though. Even if they haven't it was a genious bit of propaganda and I take my hat off to them for that.

[Gimelbub]

I was just joking about the grammar, but I'll give you that one. If there's one thing the American government knows how to to, it's lie to the people.

[ifJesusplayedbass]

not all muslims want to kill you but a load more do after that comment.

[yomathu]

backwards? ever read a history book? the crusades NOT from the european point of view, perhaps? it was us euros that were the slums of the earth, illiterate and preached by an tyrannical pope and his inbred band of royal puppets that found ourselves humbled by the progressive thought and intellect of the arabs. half of our scientific thought, particularily mathematics (AL gebra), and medicine (Avicvina) and not to mention literature was stolen from muslims. .

[Gwen102938]

Yes, yes, I know all about the Catholics and their screwed up version of Christianity. The Arab culture was, at one time, very progressive and they were far more intelligent then Europeans. But they're not progressing anymore. They fight constantly amongst themselves, hate others not of their religion, encourage suicide bombers, and generally treat their woman with disrespect. That short list is enough for me. I dont want them walking MY streets.

[yomathu]

i agree there is a problem, but blatantly labelling a people evil as if their faith or the colour of thier skin immediately made them so is not fair at all. traced back, the problem is OUR fault. just like the problem with the native indians is OUR fault. we can't keep looking at the people we have hurt and say "ew, get off my lawn"- eventually we have to take the blame and HELP them. understand their hate and CHANGE thier minds. not bomb them again and hope they will simply come to love us

[yomathu]

the deranged, angry muslim youth of today are only the result of our predecessors' manipulation of the area, and people. it is the result of a long history of imperialism, dehumanization, weakening their govts and educating systems. much the same, but in a far more extended and elaborate version, as the dehumanization and deintellectualization of the american black population, and the central americans at large, by the WASPS officials of the past few decades.

[yomathu]

Christianity, too, is a faith FUNDAMENTALLY basd on LOVE & PEACE, but ther r christians who- often painfully illiterate- justify killing others of non-faith, or racially different using religion. there is an entire world of christian haters. Islam, similarily, is only an ideology, first inspired to b created to save little girls from being buried alive. but like all ideologies, if u break the people bearing it, it can easily b convoluted to justify unjustifyable actions. lets educate ourselves.

[DThaeman]

thats no surprise.. muslims want to kill everyone who makes fun of them

[holdenbane]

@ifJesusplayedbass lol no need to exploit the insanity of islam, it does a fine job on it's own.

[Anglichanen]

Many Americans themselves doubt the US have gone to the moon. The shadows from the sun in the studio set are facing in the wrong direction for a start. And if it was that easy why havent they gone back since? The answer is with all the leaps in technology they couldn't even do it today.

[cpuwizard9225]

Those Americans are the ones who work for the National Enquirer and shit. Nutcases. And you still haven't presented me with proof that will hold up in court that we did not go to the moon. We did go. We would go again, but have you ever wanted to buy a new car, or TV, but know you couldn't afford it? Money is what stops us from going back to the moon.

[chookter1]

Its easy to knock him for not being funny but there are obviously serious constraints on what he can say. Non blue is extremely difficuilt to be funny.

[gagothesith]

Craig Ferguson IS funny--but like different kinds of humour, the audience needs to have a taste for (or at least 'get') the respective types.

For example,

1 someone who considers MAKING FACES the ultimate comedy would be happy with Jim Carey but not with everyone else;

2 someone who likes a lot of SHOUTING AND JUMPING AROUND would like Dane Cook;

and

3 someone who likes finding HUMOUR IN ABSURD OR BITTER REALITIES would know why Craig Ferguson is funny.

[chookter1]

Very true.

Lee evans is a funny face specialist too

I think he was voted the funniest man in the world at one point.

[kristinajonas]

i like dane cook and craig and jim she what am i someone who finds everything funny that sux

[gagothesith]

KRISTINAJONAS:

You might wish to consider reconstructing your sentence(s) into something close to COHERENT.

[kristinajonas]

uhhh if that means i spelled wrong my bad but im only 13 and have no clue what that means!

[Gwen102938]

My dear...when I was 3 I knew what Coherent meant. Perhapes a Grammar book would be a good idea? Or maybe a bit of reading? Some Classics perhaps? Pride and Prejudice is a good girl bookor you might try Bronte. PLEASE stop watching the Jonas brothers, they really arent all that talented and their music is sucking away your potential.

[yomathu]

that comment had nothing whatsoever to do with the debate. u are resorting to cheap throws just for the sake of rebutting. Sad. I guess u have sworn to be a hater and fling compassion to the winds. good luck with that

[kristinajonas]

fyi i dont listen to the jonas brothers anymore im done that fase and 2: i said i dont know what one word meant! i can me smart when i wanna be but just cause i dont show it off on youtube doesn't mean im stupid! and one more thing maybe you should get you fucking attitude checked cause no one likes a bitch!

[crowbarmario]

you are my new best friend, and hannah montanah is an incest redneck

[SwampDaddy7]

@Crowbarmario.

No, not even the rednecks want 'er. Trust me.

[LoriCiani]

I've just found this and my youngest son said that he could hear me laugh outside the house. All very well but we have double glazing.

[bagelundercouch]

we're liiiiving in a material word (guv'nah!)

i thought she was from detroit!

SO TRUE. madge, you can move to london, you can try on an english accent, but in the end, you're the same out lipstick stained crazy lady from michigan.

[gagothesith]

I did not even notice--until others pointed out what it was SUPPOSED TO BE--any 'British accent' while watching interview clips of her.

All I noticed was that she was being BITCHY AND PRETENTIOUS.

[shoulderkolibri]

hahaha i love the expression he gave in the end after he said "not anymore"

[CelineDionFan4life]

ha it's thursday today...it made me think of this :)

[paperitahra]

Craig is absolutely the funniest guy on TV. :D

[iamVERYrandom]

I love Craig :)

[clickclack52]

It's Thursday Hooray!!!!

[songcovers]

so funny

lol 5 star gold

[chiaroscurist]

The best comedy talk show host on American TV... and he's from Scotland... How kewl is that...!!!

~D~

[redraven24]

I love him....and he's just made me want to go to Scotland to fetch me a hubbie! LOL...love the accent and the humour!

[BaraoVermelho]

lolll, but not all Scotish man are like that i would say. hehehe but go ahead and try :P

[Pamathey]

Madonna's contemporaries: Whitney Houston... Beethoven... lol

[hazdar19902000]

those 6% work for CBS."Craig is the best

[scotpens]

That joke was probably used by Bob Hope in 1952! But it's still funny.

[zonkov88]

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

that look of him at the end

haaahaha

only Craig can do that :D