Jimmy Carr Jokes late late show

[Wyrdo418]

Atmosphere there looks pretty stale...he was doing well to get any response.

[MerrynKerrigan]

what's up with the audience!?.. up tight fuckers..

[mikelheron20]

Not his best performance. 

[brawlerwoods]

What's boring, ugly, irish and doesnt have a sense of humour??

Ireland

[macroboyable]

@brawlerwoods hope you get killed by one of your current homies ..over a bag of crack..

[villadbest]

You can't condemn the whole of Ireland, The Late Late Show is not really made for comedians, too many older people.

[MrMiki272]

Irish people don't get jokes

[UTFRG]

Stupid americans arent smart enough to get jokes that arent about a fucking celebrity

[JaCkMiChEaLs0n]

@UTFRG um captain obvious- that wasnt an american program, it was irish

[2Dcornflake]

@UTFRG Im american and jimmy carr is my favorite comedian, get fucked

[moyvilla9]

It's a poor routine from Jimmy. He has much better jokes.

[TheGinjaNinja96]

Worst audience ever.

[ItsOrlaith]

The Late Late Show isn't a great place to perform..

Its full of old women...

[cm3007235]

The Late Late Show audience are always morons for some reason....

[floddell]

this is great but plz jimmy come up with new jokes

[FuckKikesAndTheIRA]

Damn Polacks!

[LDP060681]

Oh jaysus he cant say dat canee?

[SoBettoBetto]

dog shit and condom jokes get the only real laugh. nice one audience ...

[LDP060681]

@SoBettoBetto you only realised now that Irish people are humour-retarded?

[oBARFLYo]

@LDP060681 Really? That flys in the face of the common preception that they're very funny and quick witted. Been to Ireland plenty of times and can say they are the friendliest, funniest people I've met. Performing on the Late Late Show is like doing comedy in front of the Countdown audience.

I do realise you could just be throwing lazy racist remarks around though.

[18booma]

The crowd tried to laugh. But I guess they don't speak english.

[Aeoliandorian]

@HOW7EY I think you'll find that Scottish people 'laugh the most'.

[MeadbhMc]

I live in Ireland, worked at one of his shows, the crowd loved him, its just the Late Late audience :P

[PowBlock96]

Well.. At least he doesn't get interrupted?

[milkybarkid456]

ZOMBIES! oh wait..no..it's just the late late show audience :/

[WILLYUMZZZ]

whoa tough crowd, straight over their heads.

[strv]

i laughed at one of those jokes and that was the peace and quiet one, others were just cheezy or old.

[YamaKazoo]

What do you expect !!!!!, its the fkn late late, its for granny's.

[HOW7EY]

i think this proves that english and welsh people laugh the most. and im right about the welsh because i am and i was rinsing over it and ive heard the jokes before <3

[phoney98]

damn ireland, laugh, it won't kill you...

[reverendbigred]

Shit crowd...

[jejo02]

His face at the end lol..it's like "Thank God this is over, this audience blows"

[ezet]

the awkward moment when you realize the crowd is too stupid for your jokes

[TheTechController]

@ezet nah its not they dont get it.. its just getting a little old, these type of jokes have been going for years.

[thecian]

the late late is not a reflecton of the Irish, they are all auld ones and grannys. RTE shte

[junglenun]

I thought the irish supposed to have a great sense of humour?! Proper shit audience.

[seristnan69]

@junglenun caz most the crowd are old maybe?. i saw jimmy carr last week in killarney,ireland, and he had a great audience who couldnt stop laughing

[MutatedElephant]

Tough croud

[JohnnyRazor69]

Being a comedian must be a thankless job when your sense of humour surpasses the audiences' intelligence.

[EmmaStar92]

Jimmy Carr - NOT the best man for a late late show audience :P

[utuberoxxz]

i love how once he says no one is laughing, the show constantly cuts to a close up of one person laughing



[jasonofaolain]

He's toned it down dramatically here.

[gh3rulz69]

im laughing jimmy, its ok

[chloeirnes]

Damn - that is a tough crowd....

[gamz4tlol]

awful audience.

[CasparWilson]

baby carrots, ha ha ha ha oh wait. Weak material

[dilwich123]

There a religious crowd and they know he's an atheist so anything he would say they wouldnt laugh.

[grainne247]

wat a shit audience, poor jimmy carr, i was laughn away der. he is such a legend

[AlanF1994]

For gods sake, lay off the crowd, are they not entitled to just sit there and not laugh if they DON'T find something funny?

I'm a Jimmy Carr fan but this is some fairly weak material by his standards.

[ravertrancerpsy]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST!!!

[bl4ckwh1teblue]

Blimey, are they awake? 

[87square]

the average age of a late late show crowd is 90

[aahhmmeedd112233]

What a shit audience

[DjembeDjam]

Woah...tough crowd

[aussieracer41]

Heres another joke:

Women's rights

[Sabre809]

They stole his silent treatment joke! D=

[youngfeniansofeire]

thick fuckers of an audience

[IRISHREM1234]

@youngfeniansofeire yeah, i agree. I only like about 10 Irish people. And Im one of them.

[youngfeniansofeire]

@IRISHREM1234 i know how feel, i think irish people have a bad taste of comedy tbh

[DrShovelhands]

@youngfeniansofeire eh, dylan moran?

[LiamDeGreat]

@youngfeniansofeire Its called ireland -_- try living here

[Kejenaa]

lame audience -_-

[mypinis]

Id say most of the audience seen the pat kenny slaughter.

[bboyteknique]

Agh! He didn't finish off with the Alzheimers joke by saying it a second time!!

[jamescat1]

to be fair they were shit jokes and Im a big Jimmy fan

[acronus]

Two word joke and contradiction.

"Microsoft Works"

[Pandonodrim]

Tough crowd, but he is usually much funnier than this. Most of these jokes weren't that great.

[MrHowsu]

shizer... thats a pretty tough crowd out there for him... he pulled it off alright tho.

[sixincabs]

tough crowd..geez

[livstar93]

dont worry, the people at home are DEFINATELY laughing a lot more than that audience

[Gafaton]

ugh...horrible audience.

[senordingdongify]

@Gafaton Agreed. But they are RTE Late Late Show audience so its not really surprising. I was watching John Bishop on the Late Late and they were so fucking boring. Confused laughter the whole way through as if they needed permission to laugh at certain parts....flutes.

[mufcrdbst]

god watabuncha fagats in the audience. i was pissin myself the whole way throuth. bet he felt bad 2 cuz no1 was alffin

[chinahands100]

i think the crowd was mostly religious people that was the debate before hand..and he had took the piss out of them so..

[dirtymonkey55]

Old irish people, how you embarrass the young!

[redzer06]

not surprised with the audience as they are mostly 85 yr old bog arse retards up for a weekend in the big smoke, afraid of their own shadow and probably went to confession after this to repent their sins

[gavmcguinness8024]

Jimmy Carr is not really an Irish friendly comic. Irish people prefer comics that have more of a story-act like Tommy Tiernan or Dara O'Briain. Rather than Jimmy Carr and his quick fire jokes.

[AjLeapz]

Was he not aware that the late late crowd is made up old people who are waiting to die

[jakekrause]

Am I the only one who pissed themselve's laughing when he said 'Their babies' ???

[haigh152]

I was a little disappointed when I watched this at home. He's hilarious! No ones laughing.

[DaBlackSmokeMonster]

That was bloody awkward to watch. Jimmy's a legend but that audience was awful.

[mark0032]

LOL you know your to much of a fan when you blame the audience, he bombed simple as that, not his normal crowd. When you go to a Jimmy Carr gig your in a room full of Jimmy Carr fans, the show is going to be better because of the atmosphere. Haha the audience fault, you bomb or they laugh.

[limestonemedia]

Wow, Jimmy Carr really sucked on this one... tough crowd..

[HiivaViiva]

@limestonemedia No, the crowd sucks, he was fine

[luhario]

Holy shit... this crowd is pathetic.

[DackxJaniels]

@luhario I feel so bad for Jimmy :(

[TVFILMBUFF]

I think that the fact there is like 15 people in the audience would have something to do with the lack of reactions.

[leecaitday4]

Irish people's humour is of high standards, this video proves it !

[dust185]

Stationary store moves... lol

[halfdogderek]

WTF was wrong with that audience I was dieing and I heard some of them before

[rorychally]

You can't help but believe the Irish stereotype of them being stupid after hearing how little the audience laughs at these jokes...

[dylankellyyyy]

@rorychally troll



[Coltaculuss]

@rorychally

It's an audience full of old people. What would you expect?

[welsh007]

Audience might not be great but neither were his jokes. I've seen him do better material but then on the other hand I prefer comedians who don't just do one liners.

[DylanColeman09]

the only reason people didnt laugh is because that most of the people in the audience are pensioners on the late late show

[johanneswiberg]

It's a mistake to start with two pretty weak ones, although he saved it by dissing the audience.

[mdfd]

Right jokes, wrong audience. Billy Connolly said on the late late show, sometimes all you could hear was the boiled sweets clicking against the false teeth.

[paul150365]

If he was truly funny the audience would laugh unfortunately this performance was at best mediocre, would have been interesting though if he'd of used the joke ; I dont understand irish politics but I believe in a unified Ireland,(wait for crowd to stop cheering) and then hits them with the punchline, under British rule.

[LeoHwzrChannel]

Not his best material

[360army]

since most people commenting and saw this was american you are probably religious or believe in a form or another order but since england isn't really religious so his jokes are funnier to those who arn't delusional

[ireland3310]

Where are the Jokes?

[dashadowdogg]

@ireland3310 twat

[ArchhereticK]

Only retired people watch this show.

[TheNo1MovieMan]

@ArchhereticK Why are you watching it then???

[ArchhereticK]

@ArchhereticK I find wrinkly people erotic.

[JOHNNYCFC18]

at 2:12 you can hear some guy say what haha and i dont blame him all these jokes are fucking shit

[UnDermynes]

im embarrassed to be irish!

[MissFotini]

15 people were a part of that shit audience.

[Chemeleon86]

the audience laughed more when he paid out on them... lol

[abebe5017]

What a terrible audience

[andymacceltic]

Do these idiots not get the jokes? Lol

[MrEndrika666]

I have two words joke: womans driving

[ThatPerfectTen]

The guy who roars laughing after 'One in three Scottish women is clinically obese'!

[JustValeriefy]

"Hello I'm Jimmy Carr and these are my jokes."

No shit.

[pseven21]

I literally laughed out loud at 1:03

[MCAMVP]

clearly this crowd was expecting more fecal jokes

[MDCVFIF]

Possibly the worst audience in the world...

[tugstag]

Fucking dry old audience in ireland

[nguyenimproved]

im a pedophile priest and i was quite offended by his jokes

[999Ballistic]

Yeh that audience was terrible 

[jmasters24]

Are the audience fucking drunk ?!?

[blaze225]

awwwwwwkkkkkwwwaaaaarrrrrrd xD

[HLecterPHD]

what can you expect of an audience of people who are willing to be part of the late late show audience.

(other than the smell of soiled adult nappies)

[Urb4nbob]

@PrehistoricPinup Worst comedian of all time? I'm guessing you're either religious or a dunce; probably both. Either way, if you don't like him, take your little cross shaped cursor away from videos with his name in the title and back on to Bill O'Reilly clips.

[PrehistoricPinup]

@Urb4nbob Religious? I fucking hate religion. A load of shit to keep the sheep (i.e. you) from saying "why" to their master. I said worst comedian of all time, because he leaves his flock (i.e. the English morons) and comes to Ireland, yet they do not laugh that much...he even has to make comments about it....NO Mr. Carr, it has nothing to do with the audience. It is YOU. You cannot alternate your style to suit various audiences. This makes you SHIT.

[999Ballistic]

@PrehistoricPinup if u honestly think that of jimmy carr u have no sense of humor im afraid. i believe the phrase is "its a joke" no need to get ur knickers in a twist.

[ryanbrownnew]

he didnt exactly start with his best stuff

[StoneageDinosaurs]

Fucking hell, I'm Irish and I'm embarrassed at how dense that crowd was.

[busbybrit58]

Brave, talking about Catholicism and Atheism in Ireland. Bravo

[westside1love]

Is the audience Americans? lol

[fowzie777]

tough crowd....

[Epicrenamon777]

Jimmy is a fucking legend this crowd sucked hard XD its a good job britain see how great he is

[mussskitz]

the 4, 3 and 2 word jokes were epic

[peterhejlejensen]

Ripped for pleasure? Why the fuck would anyone bother then?

[Flowerblood]

@peterhejlejensen Ribbed.

[ThanatoselNyx]

Evidently Fans of Jimmy Carr and Fans of the Late Late Show are mutually exclusive.

[robertgaudlitz]

HORRIBLE audience!!!

[Zaarin2007]

lol it makes it funnier that he's bombing with quite funny jokes

[mickthekindstranger]

crowd of pensioners on late late dont get great comedy

[Burncourtable]

The stupid crowd is way too fucking slow

[Chg01992]

Chess joke was gd, but this wasn't his best

[gahzeyboe]

The audience was crap, plus he had to tone down his jokes for the show.

[stoprainingonme]

The chess joke was good.

[CuibusAlecs]

@stoprainingonme No man...was fuckin awesome :))

[occultdude17]

Hate to say it, but those weren't his best jokes.

[Socks170]

Dude ive seen allllll thease jokes on sickipedia lol

[NatInAcid]

@Socks170 You're not -seriously- suggesting that Jimmy Carr gets his jokes from Sickipedia, are you..?

[passingpoor]

@NatInAcid probably did.

[rockshandify]

@Socks170 please shut up

[Socks170]

@rockshandify fuck up u goon.

[xlittlemisshappyx1]

audience is pretty shady ;/

[IqbalHamid]

This is what you get when you try to target american audience with british humour. He's far too subtle for yanks.

[marty2086]

@IqbalHamid its an irish audience the problem is their usually a bit older than his usual crowd

[TheMightyTurtleHead]

@IqbalHamid what a ridiculous statement

[GrinRieper]

12 people saw this live.

[carrotxdawg]

he offended the audience earlier, so the audience responded negatively

[jjleung100]

what a fuckin shit audience, props to him for finishing his set

[SuperTinkerhell]

LOL....a proper funny comdien on the late late and the audience is totaly shit and unresponsive......maybe they prefer fucking patt short and his stupid bullshit and crap humor.

[STARSMember0823]

Was this recorded at one of his deaf charity gigs?

[KosmoAntoninus]

@STARSMember0823 Oh, that's why they did not laugh at his jokes, they couldn't hear them!

[RIXLAZZZ]

@STARSMember0823 haha only old people watch this shite in ireland, what the fuck is jimmy carr doing on the late late show

[hollandiam1]

one word joke..........women

[sihaooo]

lol playing Cars to introduce Jimmy Carr.

[AchillIsland80]

They can't lack that much imagination if they all have the same imaginary friend!!

[tintiringa]

It's because the audience is religious! They didn't respond well to his atheist talk in the interview either. Backward mofos lack imagination :)

[percdann]

AS in irish person, that audience is embarrassingly bad.....

[happyguycol]

@percdann Its the late late show, its full of auld biddies

[differences83]

what a shit comedian

[springbokk4life]

3:07...

Audience are mostly virgins.

[don11hur]

that was just shit