Many of us KNOW he doesn't exist. He has shown us nothing but misery, suffering, war, famine and pestilence down through the ages. So much for omniscience and omnipotence.
@gabbstarrr Well, sorreee, but can you show me any evidence of his care, love and attention to his little old creation down here? I've seen countries flooded, hit by earthquakes and tsunamis, radiation spreading around the world, thousands of children dying every day, war, murder, rape and every other kind of mayhem. Where is Gob when all that is going down? Sitting on her fat ass, smoking a joint and laughing her fat ass OFF! (Except she doesn't exist). Prove me wrong!
@CalumGilhooly death in itself takes another toll. for example if everyone stopped dying then the world would be packed.... the planet is nature run and on it's own course if we had constant baby sitting from god then what would be the point of being here? we'er here for the purpose of creativity to give us an experience we would never get in heaven...liek in simms we play simms to direct another's life. death is just rthe equaliser in chaos.
@ferretonmeth God is neither male nor female in this movie so he/she can be, and is, portrayed as both. In the beginning/middle (SPOILERS) God is the old man in the hospital, and then at the end God is a woman. So God is seen as a man and a woman, hence the "he"/"she" pronoun usage.
"Satan, the evil prompter, and the Angel of Death are all one."
- Babylonian Talmud: Baba Bathra 16a
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"... the Zohar states positively that the angel of death, evil desire, satan and the serpent which seduced our first mother (Eve), are one and the same thing."
- The Religious Philosophy of the Hebrews [1843] by Adolphe Franck
@jogabonitafutbol Yeah I agree, that line was important for theogical reasons. I think under the comedy of the movie there is a deep message, I feel sorry for the Angels
I love this movie. it did the thing i could never do for my nephew: make him abandon his crazy religious bullshit that his asshole father shoved on him and adopted his own beliefs....or ideas....
@jacksawild sure, as long as you don't harm my teacher "Bob". Drunk with power ha, no not me. Yay one person wants to join the peace army, it's a start. Where are all you baby boomers at? Don't they remember flower power and peace?? That's right it's coming back! Question to the hippies- do u know what *peace symbol* means?
Besides the angels of death aren't so bad, if you smoke a joint with them ;)
And in that speech Bartleby gave to Loki, he was talking as if he were a selfish child. Thinking he deserves to get what he wants because someone said fuck him. Kinda like the older brother gets all the praise and patience of the parents while the younger brother has to work hard to be noticed.
Thinking only of himself and blinding himself to the consequences of his actions. Remember that lesson people because you must always consider your actions and what may come as a result.
@DrAchO2 I actually disagree. I mean, put yourself in his shoes. Really do it for a second. How do you think it would feel to be ignored and loved less by the person that you loved most? Of course it's not Gods fault, but if any Person/being has the process of thought, then being rejected in such a way would definitely leave you resenting, even hating those who took the love away that you once were given.
I can always count on Jay and Silent Bob to make me laugh my ass off. There's always some point in each of there movies that totally does it...this one starts at 2:49 when Jay wakes up and says "I didn't cum in you Pete, I swear".......In Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, it was the time he he did the hand motion of tickling a clit with one finger and holding a dick and giving head with the other...and right away he's like "no, no wait a sec, that's wrong" lol...thanks a lot for posting this :-)
The lost books of the bible were NEVER even considered as part of the canon of scripture before 397 because in fact they were not connected to the early church and not in circulation among the church's in early christianity. They are not historically reliable; i.e. not written in the first century like the synoptic gospels and the gospel of john. Therefore, they are counterfeits.
Interestingly, there actually is a lost book of the bible that deals with the 18 year gap he discussed. It was removed by the church for many reasons, the most important of which is that it discusses Jesus throwing a rock at a woman on a roof and thus accidentally killing her.
The discussion in this last bit is kind of nonsensical to me. Rufus argues that there's a cover up of the missing 18 years of Jesus' life and that it's closely tied in with his family but doesn't really explain why that's important or what the intervening 18 years was about (divine denial?). Then the conversation somewhat naturally segues into Bethany's heritage. I get that it was meant to bridge the gap to her lineage but the cover up bit seemed like a throwaway line. Thoughts?
@Callumseven Well, in the beginning, all he just wanted to go back to Heaven. He just thought it was a way to get back in, with everything workin out since they would be forgiven. By killing those people, he was doing the job he once denied, and frankly those people might've deserved it.
Right now he realizes that this isn't just about going home, this is about something else. He doesn't want to create all this trouble, he just wants to go home, but if it causes that much trouble, he wouldn't.
Bartleby and loki, damn good foking acting.
Andohish 2 weeks ago
4:22 Now that's a Perfect time for a cigarette!
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@TFG548 he says can't I just get off at the next stop lol
lost619 4 weeks ago
I didn't come on you, Pete, I swear.
SpaceCowboyMcCoy 1 month ago
Bob is beast
animelove2021 1 month ago
"the apostle" ROTFL
jamesholmes48 1 month ago
What does Ben Affleck say as he's being thrown off the train?
TDG548 1 month ago
@TDG548
"Schueler Bob? I'll get you for this, Schueler Bob!!!"
Affleck thought Schueler was German for silent, but it's a goof. Though I still think its a funny delivery :)
JimmySteller 3 weeks ago
I love the wave.
sarahp005 1 month ago
"No ticket."
warpedwiselegoman 1 month ago 4
no ticket
M3plusYOU 1 month ago
2 dislikes really?
terrybra 2 months ago
Many of us KNOW he doesn't exist. He has shown us nothing but misery, suffering, war, famine and pestilence down through the ages. So much for omniscience and omnipotence.
CalumGilhooly 2 months ago
@CalumGilhooly "know" huh? so what your all the prophets of knowledge? you know everything? just proves bartlebee right >->...
gabbstarrr 1 month ago
@gabbstarrr Well, sorreee, but can you show me any evidence of his care, love and attention to his little old creation down here? I've seen countries flooded, hit by earthquakes and tsunamis, radiation spreading around the world, thousands of children dying every day, war, murder, rape and every other kind of mayhem. Where is Gob when all that is going down? Sitting on her fat ass, smoking a joint and laughing her fat ass OFF! (Except she doesn't exist). Prove me wrong!
CalumGilhooly 1 month ago
@CalumGilhooly death in itself takes another toll. for example if everyone stopped dying then the world would be packed.... the planet is nature run and on it's own course if we had constant baby sitting from god then what would be the point of being here? we'er here for the purpose of creativity to give us an experience we would never get in heaven...liek in simms we play simms to direct another's life. death is just rthe equaliser in chaos.
gabbstarrr 1 month ago
5:03 - 8:10 epicness
Darkknight4759 2 months ago
My Favorite scene; "you sound like the morning star"...
Gives me the chills
bluexv222 2 months ago 10
"No ticket."
mohea1 2 months ago
no ticket
TheClumsyCrane 2 months ago
religion is a waste of time
baconbigmac 2 months ago
i thought god was female in this movie? why does bartleby keep talking about god as male?
ferretonmeth 3 months ago
@ferretonmeth God is neither male nor female in this movie so he/she can be, and is, portrayed as both. In the beginning/middle (SPOILERS) God is the old man in the hospital, and then at the end God is a woman. So God is seen as a man and a woman, hence the "he"/"she" pronoun usage.
Neenea13 2 months ago
@ferretonmeth I think that it's meant in the form that God is both male and female.
GoldenBlue437 2 months ago
Being Christ's brother or sister would suck....
TheHazmatt13 3 months ago
No Ticket.
LilBittPR2196 3 months ago
Zebeedes i mean
chuyfromsalas 3 months ago
Scratch that the father of james was zelebeez or something like that but his mother was mary
chuyfromsalas 3 months ago
Jesus did have a brother it was james mary and joseph gave birth to him wich was
Jesus step brother
chuyfromsalas 3 months ago
"Satan, the evil prompter, and the Angel of Death are all one."
- Babylonian Talmud: Baba Bathra 16a
.
"... the Zohar states positively that the angel of death, evil desire, satan and the serpent which seduced our first mother (Eve), are one and the same thing."
- The Religious Philosophy of the Hebrews [1843] by Adolphe Franck
lynchie3000 3 months ago
"Jesus didn`t have brothers and sisters". WRONG!! The Bible tells of Jesus` brother.
abc101090 3 months ago
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@abc101090
"The Bible tells of Jesus` brother." - WRONG!!
The Bible tells us of Jesus' brothers (James, Joseph, Judas, Simon) and sisters (unnamed)
[Mark 6:3 and Matthew 13:55-56]
4th century St. Jerome maintained these brothers and sister were actually cousins or step-siblings from Joseph's former marriage.
lynchie3000 3 months ago
'no ticket'..... great line.
Zardoz70062 3 months ago
poopy trim
FknStallionDuck 3 months ago
I feel I'm the only one who believes God exists.
Ferrychick1 3 months ago
I LOVE JAY AND SILENT BOB!!!!!!!!!!!
94Nirvana67 4 months ago
2:50 just...LOL!
HeavyMetalJacket021 4 months ago
"No ticket"
Bobbyjones2345 4 months ago
dont you just love how he only takes off one shoe
KaTiEZZZZLoL90210 4 months ago
@ga7001 we know smart ass
purplebui 4 months ago
guys its not chalupa, its schuler, which apparently is german for "silent"
slimmdogg2968 4 months ago
no ticket,
92mkd 4 months ago 2
bob i want your babies
sanguinius01 4 months ago
Not being a smartass, but Silent Bob borrowed from Indiana Jones, with the "No ticket" line~ Check out the Last Crusade! Hail Jones - Adolph Hitler
ga7001 5 months ago 2
No Ticket.....best line ever!!!!!
UGAallDAY11 5 months ago
@jogabonitafutbol Yeah I agree, that line was important for theogical reasons. I think under the comedy of the movie there is a deep message, I feel sorry for the Angels
Herbsandspices100 5 months ago
GO BOB!
Herbsandspices100 5 months ago
Fuck Ben haha
LoCDoGG1984 5 months ago
Oh Silent Bob you BOSS
VickiSnickers 5 months ago
Go home E.T.
mattmanmkb 5 months ago
Daredevil lost to bluntman.
JRSanchez93 5 months ago
4:05 "Chalupa! I'll get you for this CHALUPA!"
bprulz 5 months ago
@bprulz is that what he was saying? lol.
shabfarhadi 5 months ago
@shabfarhadi That's what I heard. I guess he was hungry.
bprulz 5 months ago
they really wrote barnleby's transition well that was really cool
Darthsantana 5 months ago
i know now why everyone seems to think the ben afleck is so hot
gamerguy581 5 months ago
SILENT BOB'S A FUCKING BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!
harrypotter74100 5 months ago
HOLY SHIT!
dkuch45 6 months ago
damnn bartelby is a dick...
iloveSports1981 6 months ago
I love this movie. it did the thing i could never do for my nephew: make him abandon his crazy religious bullshit that his asshole father shoved on him and adopted his own beliefs....or ideas....
unwell333 6 months ago
3:24 your fucked now!
allwalledup 6 months ago
diggin the indiana jones line
Darthsantana 6 months ago
wow 5:03 though 8:00 actually strengthened my faith
iluvaaronrodgers 6 months ago
My favorite lines:
"What? You think she's talking about us?"
"Nah, two other fuckin' angels"
Smithereen1 7 months ago 3
i want silint bob in my personal army
mariomanmario1 7 months ago 50
@mariomanmario1 join the PEACE army! *peace SYMBOL hand gesture*
and this is the part where the crazies go NUTS, yeah that's right be scared of PEACE!
PEACE OUT!
Wolfsbane909 7 months ago
@Wolfsbane909 sorry man like i said i has my own personal army im recruting though
mariomanmario1 7 months ago
@Wolfsbane909 I will join your peace army as long as you promise not to get drunk with power and go all mental. K?
jacksawild 7 months ago
@jacksawild Sure, ok.
Wolfsbane909 7 months ago
@jacksawild sure, as long as you don't harm my teacher "Bob". Drunk with power ha, no not me. Yay one person wants to join the peace army, it's a start. Where are all you baby boomers at? Don't they remember flower power and peace?? That's right it's coming back! Question to the hippies- do u know what *peace symbol* means?
Besides the angels of death aren't so bad, if you smoke a joint with them ;)
Wolfsbane909 7 months ago
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2:50-2:52 lmfao
tbizm 7 months ago
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tbizm 7 months ago
Jay had that punch comin' for a loooooooooong time.
singerg02 7 months ago
All I am saying is someone needs a nap
ouransbiggestfan 7 months ago
"I didn't cum on you pete, i swear"
Hysteria98 7 months ago
@Hysteria98 "*in you". Which is much sicker.
jacksawild 7 months ago
Well at the end it makes sense
worldofwarcraftman2 7 months ago
at 0:55 Bartleby looks completely destory to hear that
WilsonT011 7 months ago
1 person wanted Bethany Sloane dead.
chaneyambeau09 8 months ago
Silent Bob saves the day again!
RinoaAngelwings696 8 months ago 13
Great scene, but I can't help but be distracted by the epic-ly fake punch sound effect used at 3:20! LOL
dlweiss 8 months ago
lmfao @ 2:50
Tastedesenutz 8 months ago
Kevin Smith is a freakin genius! This movie works on multiple levels. Great stuff, and Jay and Silent Bob are the cherry on top.
stonebear23 8 months ago
silent bob can sort this shit out.
crowehskyull12 8 months ago
i don't know why but i always crack up when Silent Bob waves goodbye at 4:10
youngupsessor13 8 months ago
When Bartleby has his realization, it totally reminds me of the 'Epiphany' scene in Sweeney Todd. Anyone else see the similarities?
lucasgrabeelfan661 8 months ago
8:50 im starting to believe chris rock
danglingdouchebag 8 months ago
shmansequences! keep pressing 1 hahahahaha
iloveparc 8 months ago
shmansequences!
iloveparc 8 months ago
Bob talked an it was a Indiana jones reference! (i think? Or did indiana jones reference something else that I'm too young to know about?)
Jess735513 8 months ago
holy shit bob talked o.o
poisonedhearts621 8 months ago
2:50 "I didn't cum on you Pete I swear". Lmfao that's awesome.
te37drift 9 months ago
And in that speech Bartleby gave to Loki, he was talking as if he were a selfish child. Thinking he deserves to get what he wants because someone said fuck him. Kinda like the older brother gets all the praise and patience of the parents while the younger brother has to work hard to be noticed.
Thinking only of himself and blinding himself to the consequences of his actions. Remember that lesson people because you must always consider your actions and what may come as a result.
DrAchO2 9 months ago 2
@DrAchO2 I actually disagree. I mean, put yourself in his shoes. Really do it for a second. How do you think it would feel to be ignored and loved less by the person that you loved most? Of course it's not Gods fault, but if any Person/being has the process of thought, then being rejected in such a way would definitely leave you resenting, even hating those who took the love away that you once were given.
vegetable99 9 months ago
"no ticket" fucking epic!
karn33333 9 months ago 8
@karn33333 Yeah, that was a good one. From Indy 3!
wandererlain 9 months ago
I can always count on Jay and Silent Bob to make me laugh my ass off. There's always some point in each of there movies that totally does it...this one starts at 2:49 when Jay wakes up and says "I didn't cum in you Pete, I swear".......In Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, it was the time he he did the hand motion of tickling a clit with one finger and holding a dick and giving head with the other...and right away he's like "no, no wait a sec, that's wrong" lol...thanks a lot for posting this :-)
webzpace 10 months ago
BOB TALKED ASDASDASDASD
MrGodOfWarful 10 months ago
Loki, the Angel of Death. Got his ass kicked. By Silent bob, the lunchbox. Cause he punched Jay. That's fucking Bromance man.
spikedfreak86 10 months ago 14
That's what I do after kickin some ass, have a smoke.
MisterLambs 10 months ago
"Consequences Shhmonsequences!" best line ever written
mhaccount23 10 months ago
@mhaccount23 what a buzz 4:48 lol
mhaccount23 10 months ago
@RickRomo from the fight with the shit demon
symoneiscool 10 months ago
i never could understand why chris rock was so dirty when he was sleeping
RickRomo 10 months ago
no we cannot talk about this because silent Bob does not talk..
honorkendall 10 months ago
0_0.....no ticket
yeayimawsome 11 months ago
"But jay and bob, those guys were alright "
LOL Ive watched this a few times and i've missed how self-righteously funny that is!
bob2a23 11 months ago 3
Wait, aren't angels meant to be stronger than humans lol?
toseeornot2see 11 months ago
@toseeornot2see - yeah, but God didn't see Silent Bob coming.
TheWanderingAngel 11 months ago
someone prob wont like me saying this but that woman is a terrible actor
shmayy 11 months ago
Ignoring all the crap Affleck has been in- this is him at his best....
ginagirl123123 11 months ago 79
@ginagirl123123 Still the worst actor in the movie. He and Ashton Kutcher should hold a class in "How to suck and still get paid".
AK4715215 5 months ago
"Where the hell is everybody? I wake up an......." "The Apostle?!?!" "HOLY SHIT!!!!" LMFAO. gotta love chris rock
billybobkenobi 11 months ago 6
most underrated line of the entire scene "I didnt cum on you pete, I swear"
fohawk871 11 months ago 4
"No Ticket" He stole that line from Indiana Jones
scrappyduke 1 year ago 7
@scrappyduke homage
deansgnr 11 months ago
No Ticket!
comunisttanpon 1 year ago
Holy Shit at 2:49
"I didn't come on you Pete I swear"
AND Silent Bob's face ROFL
TotallyTscopeTV 1 year ago
okay... all i'm saying here is maybe one of us needs a little nap... LOVE this movie :P
ZalRB1 1 year ago
NO TICKET.
And Ben Affleck is really good in this!!
bigjew899 1 year ago
lol silent bob "No Ticket" hahahah
BrandonDime 1 year ago
"why dont i just get off at the next stop"
jl287771 1 year ago
4:36 Silent Bob said something?!
karik333 1 year ago
3:24
shit just got real.
jykonrock 1 year ago 2
The new Satan is born.
devilslayer45 1 year ago
Silent Bob speaks!
hp6759 1 year ago 2
this video ended at a good time lol
t0ymachine23 1 year ago
no ticket
t0ymachine23 1 year ago 2
silent bob forever
soulreapershun 1 year ago
My response to what Rufus said at 00:20 is...
I beg your pardon?
MasterCritical 1 year ago
"No Ticket"
aronnov 1 year ago
@aronnov copied from Indiana Jones
CarlTrooper 1 year ago
CHALUUPA!!!
robbierules81 1 year ago
(Throws guy off the train) ... (Closes door and lights up a smoke). The timing on that shot was so great!
cracklingvoice 1 year ago
first time i ever heard jay say that 2:50
Rikset11 1 year ago
this movie ended fiorentino's career.....thats what you get for being a cunt, bitch!
sethmusic 1 year ago
Silent bob kicks ass man
naospartan 1 year ago
fucking awesome no ticket
shatterjack 1 year ago
what would we do without silent bob lol
shortykid70 1 year ago
I love the "You sound like the Morningstar" scene.
Shadowdancer21b 1 year ago 2
"No ticket" ... Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - airship scene?
daTruChosen 1 year ago 2
@daTruChosen Yes it is a reference to that scene.
Shadowdancer21b 1 year ago
Ben Affleck's a HORRIBLE actor, but from 4:40 to 8:00 was some of the best acting he's ever shown. It's the writing, I think.
daTruChosen 1 year ago
Dont Piss off Silent Bob hahaha
oscarwin45 1 year ago 2
" i didn't come on you pete i swear " LMAO
chopstar420 1 year ago 2
What does Chris Rock say at :20?
antsarm94 1 year ago
What does jay say when he wakes up?
ORACLE063 1 year ago
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@ORACLE063 "i didn't cum on you pete, i swear"
chopstar420 1 year ago
"no ticket" so badass
JCBTRCH65 1 year ago
The lead actress in this movie is really annoying.
CanadianQueer 1 year ago 5
no ticket
urmom436 1 year ago 56
@urmom436 this line is rip off from "india jones" when he throw the nazis out of the plane
TheSara90 6 months ago
"How about I just get off at the next stop?"
- Proof that Damon is better than Affleck.
ShadesOfKnight 1 year ago
anybody else catch the Indiana Jones reference ?
abeltrraz 1 year ago 5
@abeltrraz yeah no ticket
doULikeStaik 1 year ago
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Tigueraso809 1 year ago
@Tigueraso809 "I'll get you for this Schueler Bob." It was ad-libbed and is part of an inside joke between Ben Affleck and Kevin Smith.
fanarchy 1 year ago
NOBODY PUNCHES JAY!!
DreamFactory91 1 year ago 2
I didnt come on you pete i swear
yourfaceandmum 1 year ago
The lost books of the bible were NEVER even considered as part of the canon of scripture before 397 because in fact they were not connected to the early church and not in circulation among the church's in early christianity. They are not historically reliable; i.e. not written in the first century like the synoptic gospels and the gospel of john. Therefore, they are counterfeits.
Pilatocus28 1 year ago
Interestingly, there actually is a lost book of the bible that deals with the 18 year gap he discussed. It was removed by the church for many reasons, the most important of which is that it discusses Jesus throwing a rock at a woman on a roof and thus accidentally killing her.
drelln 1 year ago
Schueler Bob! I'll get you for this SCHUELER BOB!!!!!
Improv from the one and only Ben Affleck
Lamporre 1 year ago
did ben afflack say chalupa when he was getting thrown from the train
TheYinyangbroz 1 year ago
@TheYinyangbroz holy fuck your right he did say Chalupa XD
robbierules81 1 year ago
@robbierules81 i thought so thats funny as hell
TheYinyangbroz 1 year ago
No Ticket
SMSLAX22 1 year ago 4
The discussion in this last bit is kind of nonsensical to me. Rufus argues that there's a cover up of the missing 18 years of Jesus' life and that it's closely tied in with his family but doesn't really explain why that's important or what the intervening 18 years was about (divine denial?). Then the conversation somewhat naturally segues into Bethany's heritage. I get that it was meant to bridge the gap to her lineage but the cover up bit seemed like a throwaway line. Thoughts?
PaladinHero 1 year ago
is this movie really true it sounds very informative
twlightsaga109 1 year ago
I didn't cum in you Pete, I swear.
Great writing, I must say.
wesjoe311 1 year ago 3
I didn't come in you Pete I swear!
HoppoLOL 1 year ago 6
How come Loki couldn't see through her like everybody else?
Crewmannumber6 1 year ago
4:45 - 8:15 is a great scene.But I don't like how Loki is randomly a gooder guy
Callumseven 1 year ago
@Callumseven Well, in the beginning, all he just wanted to go back to Heaven. He just thought it was a way to get back in, with everything workin out since they would be forgiven. By killing those people, he was doing the job he once denied, and frankly those people might've deserved it.
Right now he realizes that this isn't just about going home, this is about something else. He doesn't want to create all this trouble, he just wants to go home, but if it causes that much trouble, he wouldn't.
RonnieKane 1 year ago 2