Portal 2 - The Funniest Line

[Sdemianczuk1]

Words of wisdom from cave Johnson

[rekzzak]

cave johnson: say good bye, carolin

carolin: good bye, carolin

cave johnson: ಠ_ಠ

[Raidin137]

Erectin' a lemon grenade.

[girgirl09]

Oh THIS is where this is from.

[711lps]

i agree. i also like i'm a potato. it makes me all confused because i don't know which line is better! lol.

[drowningmouse]

When life gives you combustible lemons, make nitroglycerin.

[mikeandersonwa]

so good. so damn good.

[tirsod2000]

Press 5, when he says DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM THE

And then press 1

[MHRauga]

Woops, typo there.

[MHRauga]

5 people attempted to create cumbustable lemons and failed.

[Solemntears]

Alright I've been thinking When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade Make life(yeah!) Take the lemons back!(yeah!) Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons!(yeah!) What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifes manager! Make life rue the day in though that it could give Cave Johnson lemons!(yeah!) Do you know who I am?I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engenners to invent a combustable lemon!That burns your house down!(oh I like this guy)

[tirsod2000]

@Solemntears Epic

[dakota742742]

u mad bro?

[lethimguideme]

4 people got their house burned down by combustible lemons.

[Portal2Fan1337]

I....I guess he doesn't like lemons...

[FangTheUmbreon123]

He dosnt like lemons, but according to Pwage195 's top comment...

He might like lemonade :3

[FangTheUmbreon123]

@FangTheUmbreon123 sorry dude, * Pwnage195

[Randomnesss751]

do you know who I am?! I'm the guy whose gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! with the LEMONS!

[mrpotatohead34]

woah, ok god

[SirZippety56]

when life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave life wondering how the fuck you did it

[Peanutbuttr2468]

@SirZippety56 Like a Boss

[flamingwolfz]

Caroline: Sir, Here's some lemonade.

Cave Johnson: RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[xxXxxBloodwingxxXxx]

when life gives you lemons, THROW THEM BACK AT LIFE!!!!!!

[GAGENOW]

We did a interview with cave Johnson for a video project... He dropped a lemon and it blew up... Teacher loved it

[jackrocks0]

Me: Here are some lemons, sir.

Cave:IM GONNA BURN UR HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!!!

Me: O_o

[PinkyRosez]

i told my friend everything cave johnson said in this video, and she said "I ADMIRE THAT MAN." Its awesome you know, combustible lemons.

[lazermonkey45]

when life gives you lemons burn lifes house down

[ohtexp]

i feel the sudden urge to play portal

[mrnumanuma]

41,600th viewer :DD

[lukasgrauengaard]

what about "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE"?

[SanJo2MD]

1,7,3 make lemonade engineers with these

[1337cake17]

If you press 1 then 3 he says "make lemonade WITH THESE"

[TheSimsMusicCo]

@1337cake17 1 then 4 he says 'Make lemonade rule the day!'

[90Blakey]

the 4 dislikes were the people who were giving cave johnson lemons

[jkgjks]

How are you doing? Becuase I am a patato

[misterbister99]

@jkgjks *holding up

[PinkyRosez]

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?? Im the man who is gonna BURN UR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!"

[fireballcurt]

4 people gave Cave Johnson lemons

[MartinMilnerUK]

haaaaaaaaa

[nikelf1]

I know what to to with the lemons!!!

MAKE COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS DAMIT!

[Zatorak360]

THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My speakers are broken and they squel very time i make noise,so i had to step back like ten miles so my laughing couldnt be heard by the webcab

[Thorsonmax]

i hade to take a ten minute break from the games after this the first time i heard it, i was laughing so hard i couldnt breathe. I played it in a study hall period, and my teacher was crying laughing too, haha

[piezing]

@Thorsonmax one question. how were you playing it in study hall?

[Thorsonmax]

@piezing laptop+superfuckinglazy=how i played it in study hall

[BreakingNorthampton]

I thought the funniest line was "Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.

[ToastMaster623]

@BreakingNorthampton its your opinion, so you thought right.

[MaestroMcQ]

this is actually so sad... he's mad cause he's dying

[rwest1993]

Yup best quote

[Pwnage195]

lemon + grenade = lemonade

[thedash3004]

@Pwnage195 ima go make lemonade >:)

[mattbatcraz]

@Pwnage195 Lemon + Incenerary Grenade = Combustable Lemon

[basiallo]

my favorite line!!!!!! :D

[BigBlueBomb22]

A combustable lemon that burns houses down.....I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!

[malinalli3]

Cave:GIMME BACK MY LEMONS!

Noob: Y U NO GIV ME LEMONS?

Me:Lemons?Lemonade?Don't?Okay(­Put okay face here)

Wheatley: I'll make lemonade!

[Linguma]

@malinalli3 *insert google chrome troll emotiocons here*

:okay:

[0606indy]

YEAH! GET MAD! WE DONT WANT YOUR LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?!??! TAKE BACK YOUR LEMONS!

That really made me laugh for a long time

[roflcat2424]

Combustible Lemons. Best thing since sliced bread

[TheWierdo67]

Of course, it was obvious

[AlphaBash]

CAVE JOHNSON!!! Y U NO TAKE LEMONS!!!

[princesschrista456]

XD



[HBK8661]

Burning people, it's what we're all thinking!

[wickedwigg]

RAWRRR NO LEMONS!

[StrawberryCandyAngel]

Hes got swag. XDDDDDDD

[HyperArorea]

life dislikes this.

[BandacootK13]

dear cave your moving speech as swayed me to remove all my lemons from your life

from life

[silentspring222]

One lemon dislikes this video.

[acau77]

Fact Sphere: Lemons are 82.9 percent water and are most certainly NOT flameable. Sorry, Cave.

[Makron5]

@acau77 Not yet anyway.

[Zatorak360]

@acau77 Actually i was thinking of putting some sort of machine in there that kinda peeks out of the lemon and lights a flame

[mason8612]

GLaDOS: Thanks for pointing that out @mason8612

[GrubKilller]

CAVE JOHNSON FOR MR.PRESIDENT

[TrollingMyLawn]

That should be the new internet quote. just start putting this on video's/. "I DONT WANT YER DAMN LEMONS!"

[mason8612]

@kanadeangelci9 I ment aperture science :P

[Elsteveo17Emo]

Holy crap, that guy does NOT like Lemons...

[shyronnie265]

1 person lives in Life's house.

[kanadeangelcj9]

0:08 "i don't want yer DAMN LEMONS! what am i supposed to do with THESE?????" XDXD LMAO

[tudorcool12]

1 dislike from Life.

[Samisawesomeguy]

Often my favorite thing to say to people.

They start looking at me weird.

[Zatorak360]

@Samisawesomeguy Same here.

[TheSoldierCore]

cave jonhson disliked this

[mason8612]

omg I LOVE THIS BURN UR HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! GLaDOS: Oh,I like this guy. Cave Johnson: Shut UP GLaDOS OR ILL BURN UR HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

[kanadeangelcj9]

@mason8612 GLaDOS: i don't live in a house genius.

[kanadeangelcj9]

Respond to this video...  Chell: i dunno.... i kinda like lemonade.

XD

[Zatorak360]

@mason8612 I love the "I DONT WANT YER DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!!!!!!!!!!!" part

[raqmarotemar17]

I AM THE WHOS FONNA BUUURNN YOUR HOUSE DOWN .......... WITH THE LEMONS !!! LOL XD

[LegoDudeRicardo41]

GET MAD!

[GoronKingDarunia]

When life gives you lemons... squirt them in your enemy's eyes and laugh sadistically at their misfortune!

[kanadeangelcj9]

@GoronKingDarunia MUUUU HAAAAAWWW HAAAAAWW!!!!! das wat u say. XD

[TheGroup67]

god daaaaamn

[danfento]

when life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let life sit back and wonder how the hell you did it

[Happydanser]

when live gives you lemons, keep them I mean hé free lemons.

I like that line too but can't find it on YT

[MrGoBoom]

Note to self: don't give Cave Johnson lemons.

[StrawberryCandyAngel]

Daddy!!!!!! XDDDDD

[decapitator412]

Old people burning, old people burning, that's kinda messed up.

[MrBomber1414]

@decapitator412 did you throw another combustible lemon at a nursing home again? *cough*jon lajoie*cough*

[ATProGamer]

No the funniest is glados sayin because im a patato

[XxTHECAKEISALIExX94]

1 person tried to give cave lemons

[SuperChargedCreeper]

Lemon-nade, the grenade we made out of the lemons life gave Cave Johnson.

[jsbm151]

BWAAAAAAAAAAA ima firin my lemons!

[YousufOuf2000]

dont make lemonade? but lemonade always taste fantastic

[Toffee1449]

NO LEMONS! NEVER! NEVER TAKE THE LEMONS! RRRRAAAAARRRGGGHHH!

[pottyaboutpotter1]

J Jonah Jameson having a rage about lemons. LOL!

[AdmirAder]

Teh Lemmennsssss RAGGEEE :3

[MinecraftPIGbomb]

i want to know how to burn a house down.........with a lemon...

[erasaka82]

Okay, I've been thinking. When life gives you dislikes, don't make dislike-ade! MAKE YOUTUBE TAKE THE DISLIKES BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN DISLIKES, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEEYOUTUBE'S MANAGER! MAKE YOUTUBE RUE THE DAY BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD GIVE MURPIUM DISLIKES! DO YOU KNOW WHO MURPIUM IS? HE'S THE MAN WHO'S GONNA SPAM YOUR VIDEO UP! WITH THE DISLIKES! MURPIUM'S GONNA GET HIS ENGINEERS TO INVENT A DILIKE THAT SPAMS YOUR VIDEO UP!

[Fleskjereta]

@erasaka82 I think the Justin Bieber "Baby" video could use a nice cold glass of dislike-ade.

[TheRealBlackMesa]

Cave Johnson stole my ideas from me. I mean come on, our engineers came up with the idea of combustible fruit. What's next...a talking potato!!! oh yeah that's right ha ha

[daphnestory]

He's really passionate about those lemons

[cerealanthony]

Erectin' a Lemon!

[noob622]

I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!??!

[MichaelMacrae56]

im so sick of this.. yes the lemon speech is funny, but not the funniest thing ever spawned..

[andyyudiche]

Lol

[Andrew43536]

IDON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! I'M GONNA MAKE MY ENGINEERS MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON!

[StudioJango]

watch on transcribe aoudio

[yamakashii]

Burn Life's house down! With a lemons!!!

[roomwithacatinit]

Cave Johnson: The only man to ever give a potato an orgasm.

[Nobby64PS3Fan]

@roomwithacatinit Correction the second man first being Saxton Hale using his bare hands.

[VikariusRobo]

@roomwithacatinit

Your comment rules the internets.

All internets are belong to you. Good day sir.

[KaTiEisKiLlErR]

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Take the lemons! Yeah! Oh I like this guy! Burn his house down! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!

[nicholle7712]

@KaTiEisKiLlErR Burning people!

[RustyPete12]

@KaTiEisKiLlErR I beg to differ about the burning people being what we're all thinking comment made by Glados.

[Pokemonzoe]

i remember that one lol XD