Chris Crocker - Seemen Diet!

[AnnabelliandHk4ever]

Yeahh ,, i think i actually heard that there are like 9 caloriess per semann i thinkk ..

Hhah

[ShaneDawsonFan2054]

Jizz in his pants

[SapphireShapeShifter]

Are you a guy or girl?

[hollydawnisme]

@SapphireShapeShifter  the awesomeist trany ever

[blueeyedgirl2992]

@SapphireShapeShifter HE is a boy but he wants to be a girl hes hot either way

[kingcheesecloth]

ur so  weird

[TheHahahahahhahahhah]

hahahhaha thats funny

[ridinhood666]

i heard this, & now i'm gonna shoot sick outa my mouth!!!!!

[MsRedSpade]

@ridinhood666 why did you watch then?

[ridinhood666]

@MsRedSpade lol, same reason you did!!!!! xD

[locco4coco]

This is why i hate you...

[johnvines]

When i got to bed every night i dream of kidnapping him a dumping in the middle of Afghanistan, and just thinking about how the Afghans would rape him first one by one and then cut his ears off and nose and toes and penis and then cut his head off

[MsRedSpade]

@johnvines you put way too much thought into this,...did you get a boner thinking about it? yeah,....your feeling confused,I understand!

[johnvines]

@MsRedSpade

maybe . . ..

[trisha1234567]

chris you do that just to say you dont give a hell what other people think and i love you for that!!! <333

[freedom8301]

ewww!!!

[CottnCandyRainbow]

WHOO! you OWN that penis Chris!

[TheMrAwesomeDx]

XD XD!!!! LOL! ROFL!

[petermckracken]

LMAO!! you're so vulgar! look how many people got offended!! ROTFL!

[so1ange]

'seemen' is spelled 'semen' dear.

[recurringtimes]

@so1ange He spelled it that way on purpose. Like he sees men (Seemen) and then he shoots semen out out of his dick.

[so1ange]

@recurringtimes

oh, O.K, like: I seafood and then eat it?

[KillahofKourse]

U have probably swallowed loads of seamen! Icky bastard!

[PhillyPhaqqswaqq]

♥.

[15mahari]

that was really nasty and unamusing

[prepzila]

bonerkill

[Steve1997ful]

Your gross.

[LautnerLUV]

* You're

[NuclearStudios]

Freak of fucking nature

[DarkDreamQueen]

but what if you can't shoot semen out of your body?

[TKBROCKSYOURSOCKS]

your funny omg i love you

[NAURIS707]

NUTCASE

[TheCharleycat]

hmm sounds quite appetising lol

[ArmoredRhino]

you see men and then you shoot seman out of your penis.

[MrAssbaron]

Hey Queenie. You like seafood?...Eat me out, I've got crabs.

[ServilePrincess]

LOL!!!

[djjennyfey]

That was gross.

The other videos are funnier.

[electroangelove]

Lmfao, "I shoot semen, out of my penis!"

ily Chris <333

[mariashaki89]

gross.........

[cinnamobe]

your so funny! why did chris delete this vid?

[connorc362]

jhbkndvfjhkadvfgerf

[Krymigia]

I've got to try that diet.

[RevengeofGothzilla]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME PUN.

[GOONIEGAMER]

What a fuck boi. die slow homo!

[cazzie1980]

what the fuck???/ dont eat the seemen

what kind of crazy bastard would eat it?

[eu20fuderr]

he's crazy and bastard enough to try it, and considerating he's a sick faggot, he probably already tryed it

[hedwigjoey]

did u not hear him.....he telling u NOT to swallow

[lordofpw3ns]

chris crocker would

[wolfofworld]

Vary funny video.

[justemptyspace]

Funny! :-D lols

[1212SouljaGurl]

this is weird............?

BUT I ♥ IT!!

[SillyWoof]

are you being serious or is it just a joke?? O.o??

[nicevidbro]

hes clearly joking....ugh

[giratina16]

its abot 5000 calories per 1ml

[CUNTxx33]

Holy shit. :(

[giratina16]

i know bad init its coz its got high salt content

[Hitman6438]

On the date of 05.13.09 Chris Crocker's account will be hacked and deleted!

FUCK CHRIS CROCKER

[MattsFTR]

Fail.

[Heyoitzutube09]

lol i luv u

[GRANDOVERLORD77]

YUCK!!!

[lovelyliz916]

are you stupid or what?!

[luandlil]

sounds eerily similar to the porn star diet I devised. The only nutrition you get is whatever fluids you can extract from your partners body... and for exercise you just have really energetic sex lol

[Bellydancerforlife1]

....wow....SICKO

[up2eleven420]

possibly narcotics

[up2eleven420]

def. on something....possably alchohol

[nadiaLT92]

Wait I thought you cut your penis off Chris.  Do you shoot semen out of your mangina?

[KawaiiNekoGoth]

Too bad I don't have semen.

Lol.. jk.

[9ish]

wow, what a faggot, why did i click on this video? FUCK

[micmore007a]

another guy looking for aid.

[DamonSin]

chris, how do you make money?

please reply.

[iRockBoXers]

fucking disgusting. this kid has NO class. anyone who finds this appealing is just as bad.

[macfanleapord]

he looks homeless in this video.

[superkid5247]

ROFLMAO THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY "I think semen has calories or something" THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[LasAnyCurt]

What's with the racism here?

Isn't this Chris Crocker's video?

Talk about his genius idea people.

:D

[darrenmichaelndbuds]

ahahahahahaahahaha this is funny chris fucking love it had me laughing xx

[fishstickssss]

That was brilliant!

[odiexl36]

come on chrissy stop that

[xgunkmox89]

semen has no calories....but it does have like 12 grams of protein....

[zoeybaby07]

lmao...Wtf?

Haha Chris..Wow..Just wow

[AveryBook]

Why did he remove all of these vids?

[dinosaurrrrawr]

:D DUDE! I love you, so much, big fan Your amazing, always have and will be<3

[chris812125]

I hated this video. I love Chris but this video was just too gay and sick.

[CleverDjembe]

LOL, actually my semen tastes very good and it's the most natural thing in the world to eat. No processing, 100% organic.

[chris812125]

Get lost.

[freshmintburst]

You've got intimacy issues. It's called a joke, and everyone shoots semen out of their penis. Get over your inhibitions/issues. Losen the fuck up you fucking prude.

[chris812125]

Better than a whore. I am hardly a prude, years ago I worked as a server at a strip club, I'm hardly a prude. I love Chris and subbed too him when most ppl still hated him. I think he is great, I just do not like this video. Fuck off and take the stick out of your ass, motha fucker.

[freshmintburst]

"...this video was just too gay and sick".

Why? Because he said that he shoots semen out of his penis? He does you know.

Do yourself a favor; step back and realize how fucking hypocritical you sound. "I love Chris". No, you don't. You like the entertainment he brings. You like only *some* aspects of him. His gayness is obviously not one of them.

FYI There wasn't even anything gay in this video. You clearly have some inhibitions...fucking prude.

[chris812125]

Ok I wasnt going too reply but then I saw you said that I have a problem with him being gay. HA! I have gay friends and love most gay celebs. I do love Chris I support him threw MOST things and agree with things, when most ppl couldnt make it threw one of his 5 min vids ware he is not screaming, I do watch the whole thing!

Do you even no what a prude is? Anna Nicole is my idol I dont think if I was a prude I would be let alone saying that and did you even read my last comment?!?!

- BLOCKED!

[freshmintburst]

Yeah, well anyone who has Anna Nicole as their role model is obviously pretty fucking nuts. Having a milk fondness for her, is one thing, but idolizing her, is just fucking retarded.

You're a brainless tool. Get a grip on reality you arrogant American (probably immigrant) scum.

[chris812125]

Honey I am american and lived most of my life in america except for some time in Canada. I am takeing PPE and have applied and got an interview at lady margarets hall too take PPE there! So no I'm not nuts! Anna nicole was a wonderful person. Now fuck off and leave me the hell alone you ugly bitch.

[freshmintburst]

I bet you're Indian or something though. You strike me as being one of those try-hard immigrants, who want nothing more than to be accepted by white folks. Fucking pathetic really...

Truth be told, what's your ethnicity? I can almost guarantee that you aren't white.

[chris812125]

Oh so you are also a raceist!? Yes I am white, I was born in america and my heritage is Italian and British. I was born in North Dakota. Stay ware the fuck you are bitch in your shitty ass country. I was just making a comment and you started swearing at me and harrassing me, I DONT KNOW YOU HOE! I dont need approval by no one bitch, my family has given me everything and I have more than the average person will ever see so no if anything ppl try too be accepted by me bitch!

[freshmintburst]

HAHA You are not an American. You claim European heritage? Please, try to come back to Europe and claim to be "Italian" or "British". Good luck: your ass will be rejected.

[chris812125]

Hun if I could show you my ID I would but I cant so to bad for you, I dont want to go anywhere near most of europe anyways, also America was pretty much founded by imigrants so if thats the best you can say to me...well fine. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE FOR THE LAST TIME!

[JustSMIIILLLEEE]

stop picking on someone you dont know

and get a life

i dont know whats happened

but being racist aint doing anything good is it.

i could report you for that

[freshmintburst]

die.

[josephtristan]

U HAVE LOWSELF STEEM ASSHOLE

[bella3542]

3! oo yeeaaa

[johee626]

nothing smart to say, dont say anything at all...

[wowzers78]

third

[louiseandberyl]

Oh hell naw! LOVE YA CHRIS

[NzAzN]

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