AFAJP Celebrity Testimonials

[AliensHateUs]

Holy shit, Ira Glass is not to be fucked with.

[insight0011]

OMG IRA GLASS HAHAHAH

[m4ntan]

@gerwazjana I only made that comment to upset someone who hates Americans, and it works. Non-Americans, so typical.

[rab236]

@m4ntan The country of Georgia...

[airsoftIreland602]

WoW

[m4ntan]

Georgia has a president? woah

[gerwazjana]

@m4ntan yeah..believe it or not but Georgia is a country based between Europe and Asia...ehh...Americans :) sooo typical...

[SaloRepublicRSI]

@m4ntan

The country, Republic of Georgia in Europe, not the state you idiot

[Draxis32]

"Hello I'm Tom Hanks, Thank You."

*signs petition*

[peasinacan]

god tom hanks mustve gotten some great head

[cronon94]

0:24 president of Georgia

[bunnyspy1]

@cronon94 Georgia is a country. The state is different

[cronon94]

@bunnyspy1 didnt know lol

[KingOfTheCornChips]

@bunnyspy1 lol you know that guy's a dictator

[funny0123456789]

mario batali will cut you if the onion doesnt get a pulitzer

[ProgressingDownward]

Tom hanks looks nothing like he did in Big.

[HelpMeDood]

Ricky Gervais is the man

[skeezerzz]

IRA GLASS!!!!!

[JavCruz369]

arianna you mischievousness women >:)

[VenusAsABoyFilms]

Tom Hanks!!!! LOL

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

I guess I'm the only person who thinks this whole "Give The Onion a Pulitzer" campaign is stupid. I love The Onion, but this is just silly. The Pulitzer is a real award, and even if you have no respect for journalism, there are awards for literature and music. Authors/artists wait years for a chance to be noticed by the committee. And these celebs, I think, just don't want to seem like bad sports. The whole thing is dumb. Get back to making us laugh, jackasses.

[Tawnosus]

@MckyMseNTarotCrds Guess you didn't get the joke :)

[Skelymage]

@MckyMseNTarotCrds Satire is just as respectable if not more so than "normal" journalism. It requires guts to point out flaws in things and intelligence to spread it through satire. And you think that those who work in the Onion don't deserve to be recognized? They work very hard in their job and meticulously work over every line. I'd like to see some recognition for their work instead of being see as just a humor source. Wouldn't the Pulitzer Prize for Criticism work perfectly?

[Nikotehwolf]

@MckyMseNTarotCrds fuck off

[darklighter1]

Gayle King has her own show?!?!? Gayle King?!?! For what? Hanging off of Oprah's ballsack for the past 20 years? That gets you a show? Are you fucking kidding me? The humanity! Oh wait this is the Onion. This is another joke right? Please tell me this is a joke. Next you'll be tellin me Rickey Gervais is funny or something....oh you Onion! You got me again!

[farneyblakeley]

Hi Tom Hanks!

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

Thumbs up for how thinks The Onion will receive a Pulitzer

[Toonoisy]

Wow... Mikheil Saakashvili really DOES look like Terry Jones! Just saw that...

[lunchboxboy]

GO THE ONION

[heymisterderp]

Tom Hanks-Thankyou? I didn't know he got remarried

[jj313]

Plus Fox News has quoted The Onion.

[zombieman841]

I like the Onion as much as everyone else, but giving the Onion a Pulitzer would be like giving Autotune the News a Grammy. Awesome in theory, but if it actually happened, would be really retarted.

[gabiotta]

This isn't real you know, they have just dubbed over stock footage...

You fucking dumb asses.

[dmckoy91]

@gabiotta accept it is and they didnt

kindly eat a dick

[gabiotta]

@dmckoy91

Oh pigeon....

[dmckoy91]

@gabiotta all the original footage is online dude and it clearly isnt dubbed.. and why would they even do that? it would not only hurt their chances of winning but look completely retarded

[gabiotta]

@dmckoy91

Are you trying to win a stupidest person on the Internet prize?

[ChristopherspaceWaid]

@gabiotta Well, there seems to be a tie there between the two of you. If they have dubbed over stock footage, why do the lips match up perfectly?

[gabiotta]

@ChristopherspaceWaid

Fucking what?

This is an Onion vid you know... It is traditional to ironically question the veracity of the content.

Is a fucking funny farm having a day out on the Internet or something?

[ChristopherspaceWaid]

@gabiotta That might be the case, but it's out every day and has only today reached this particular destination.

Next up: More and more people realize that Denmark, in fact, exists.

[gabiotta]

@ChristopherspaceWaid

That's just it though, isn't it?

Denmark is a fable, a children's story told by Finnish mothers to control their errant offspring.

[ChristopherspaceWaid]

@gabiotta Today On the show, we have both supporters and opposers of the theory.

[gabiotta]

@ChristopherspaceWaid

That is all I really ask, teach the controversy...

[gabe228]

georgian scumbag supports onion? :(

[BRONCOWEN]

I like The Onion but I wouldn't give them a Pulitzer either. All they ever do now is wine about not getting one. Also their terrible language isn't getting them a freaking journalism award.

[donjo19]

tom hanks doesnt close his dresser drawers



[turtlekicker]

I think the Daily Show deserves a Pulitzer more than The Onion, to be honest.

[GoodByeKyle]

Love Tom Hanks :D

[stalkerkoala777]

if tom tanks said the world was going to end, id believe him

[joementum5]

dave barry's still alive?

[2dayBlue]

Strong cast and well done onion!

[devourerofbabies]

@2dayBlue More like well doneion!

[fonkymaster]

The Onion is closer to the truth than anyone else...

And they are all satire.

[farflungfloyd]

This was awesome. They got Ira Glass to swear. Awesome!

[vash4me]

Their news is 10 times more truthful than any current news network.

They deserve it.

[jimmyport]

Ira really looks angry.....LOL

[devtrash]

Did Ari just threaten a DOS?

[XxTheHybridxX]

@devtrash

lmfao, yeh she did

[jshooper85]

having that right wing fraud / carnival barker arianna huffington in a video about " fairness in journalism" is a fucking joke...might as well have her protege andew breitbart in the video as well...or maybe roger ailes...maybe this is another extremely dry onion joke

[ggcpres]

@jshooper85 naaaa, ya think XD.

[pokeyplant]

Ira Glass!

[nontypicalguy]

Are there 53 people on the Pulitzer board that gave this a thumbs down?

[Speabss4]

I have no idea what to do, these apes come over to my house, shucking and jiving and I hear them talk about gang banging my daughter but I have no idea how to stop this

help

[ScientificKnowledge]

@Speabss4 No one believes you.

[Speabss4]

@ScientificKnowledge use your scientific knowledge to help me

[820423]

@Speabss4 Your wife seems to want black cock too. You should hang yourself. Youre not wanted by any of your family. You have no real friends because if you did, you wouldnt be asking here on youtube. The only one who apprieciates your existance is your employer, because he can bully you around. Youre his bitch.

You should hang yourself. Or get a puppy. Maybe it can bring the family back to you, but youre probably allergic, so yeah.. absolutely hang yourself.

[Speabss4]

@820423 That seems like a logical solution, but simply killing the spooks seems to be a better solution.

[AKaudy]

@Speabss4 .38 special solves all problems. Dont shoot the niggers, shoot yourself for bein a racist piece of shit. Asshole.

[Speabss4]

@AKaudy how rude of you

[Krisg9994]

EARN THIS!

[heargote]

And since the Pulitzer guys need to keep the price cool they will award a special one "For pointing our the errors of journalism" or someting like that.

Just like those special Oscars.

[StopmeatGoveg]

dave barry!!!!

[DeadEros]

I was gonna help til I saw Gayle King had a "talk show".

[Squiremjr]

How could they keep a straight face through all of that?!

[nightie234]

Mark Gatiss <3

[Wasp16mm]

news flash

Democrats demand more fake news & pulitzer!

[Gradamit]

how the hell did you get the president of georgia to do this?

[heargote]

@Gradamit Presidents like a good joke like every one else.

[greatauntprune]

HAHAHAH Go Ira Glass!

[TheGret2000]

@mannyg03 You're a joke, you do not report real news, you just have jokes, and you do not deserve an award. The Onion is the only newspaper I trust for serious information

[simba8899]

Saakashvili is a fucking shit...

[wiley086]

Wait... The Onion getting a Pulitzer would be like Obama getting a Nobel Peace Prize... Ahhh, screw it... Maybe Libya has WMD's buried in the sand somewhere too...;-)

[snmart2]

Well, I thik that since "regular news" are manipulated and biased ending up being no more real than the ones presented by The Onion, the later being much more entertaining... I'd say give them the pullitzer!!

[webjaker]

The comments on here in which people get upset are hilarious. Its called a JOKE people

[jamieblond1]

@webjaker A joke? You probably think that the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy aren't real, too!

[webjaker]

@jamieblond1 You're correct Jamie - I feel ashamed. I will devote my life to this cause from now on

[mannyg03]

the onion is a joke they do not report real news they just have jokes of real news, they do not deserve an award

[xXTheLunchTableXx]

@mannyg03 having fun trolling? It's a joke. They make fun of real topics that we freak out about. It's freaking funny to watch, and if you dislike it don't watch or comment. haters disgust me, keep it to yourself.

[AcehighLawnmowers]

@mannyg03 ... That IS the joke.

[plostellum]

lol, playing solitair

[cromartie800]

A tomahawk of truth in the skull of lies!!!!!!!!!!

[Spanner50]

Jesus christ, is Gervais dying??

[xSobhan]

They better get one too

[fruitegable]

I'm holding you to that Huffington.

[xWxHxIxTxExYx]

trollolololololol

[MrHellfe]

Category... Comedy? Onion isn't comedy. stupid youtube messed it up!

[xSobhan]

@MrHellfe youtube didn't do that. they did.

[wydok]

Listening to Ira Glass curse was awesome!

[tctheunbeliever]

"Take your heads out of your collective asses"? If it's collective, it's one ass.

[FureyinHD]

Onion deserves a Pulitzer because they are the only news source that doesn't pretend its not lying.

[Procrastina777]

@FureyinHD couldn't have said it any better 

[realfunnybunny]

if tom hanks is angry then im angry too

[XxTheHybridxX]

@realfunnybunny lol

[yourfriendthenerd]

Woah, Ira Glass....wow

[RMToebben]

Mario Batali FTW! Gayle King....not so much.

[ObviousAlias]

If I'm not mistaken, Dave Barry has a Pulitzer already. How funny that he (as well as all of these other celebs) participated in this!

[dsanfordhesler]

@ObviousAlias yeah..that is why he said "I think the Onion should ALSO get a Pulitzer Prize"

[gezux1]

Does that mean that the onion will start showing real news?

[JoeSmoeX]

@gezux1 It does, in it's way...

[yourfriendthenerd]

@gezux1 What do you mean "start showing real news." They're the only place we really get the real story. Duh. That's why they need the Pulitzer.

[mandowarrior123]

Jeezus I thought it was fake till I saw Ricky Gervais. I KNOW he is real xD

[MusicHunter85]

I'm not sure this thing didn't start as another ONN joke, but I am sure that nothing can stop it from becoming a serious relity now (-:

[tubebellator]

i hate saakashvili 

[FakeUserNameHere]

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I heard the normally polite Ira Glass yell "hey, cocksuckers!" LOL

[NUGNESS123]

OMFG LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NO FUCKING WAY

[avocadopye]

I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that Ira Glass said "cocksuckers." Cocksuckers. Cocksuckers.

[SeniorCondor]

i was waiting for it to get sarcastic and funny.......... it never did :(

[PopCultureSucks]

I would laugh my ass off if it did, though I doubt they have a "satire" category.

[susietheburnout]

Hahahaha gotta love The Onion

[AfroZero]

If the Onion actually get a Pulitzer, I will simultaneously lose all respect for, and gain a new respect for the Pulitzers.

[panther0567]

I'm sure Tom Hanks has connections to the president of Krakozhia.

[ikorolou]

how do they have connections to these people?

[rduncan999]

@ikorolou everyonelovestheonion:)

[pardy12]

holy shit, ricky is skinny!

[Willsturd]

lol goddamn the onion is beast...

[SoylentGreen84]

Arianna Huffington is a fucking hot woman with a fucking hot accent.

[legend3061]

the onion isnèt good enough. I canèt remember the last time they made me laugh or think. I keep it subscribed on the off chance they pull their shit together

[secret212000]

wtf is going on here?!...The Onion has some very powerful friends.

[Hectortuba155817]

wtf??? my does my internet suck, this video stopped 6 times at 480p to load, according to a dot net speedtest i have 25Mbps download speed, and 21.06Mbps upload speed. i am using an imac and my browser is google chrome. Only application opened has been chrome. This imac is only a year old. it isnt just chrome, i have trouble connecting to parties on xbox live too.

[Exlaxcookies]

@Hectortuba155817 this isn't a trouble shooting board....just saying

[Thebestmang]

@Hectortuba155817 turn off your porn

[bogulmon]

@Hectortuba155817 iMac.

[LookingGlassProject]

@Hectortuba155817 imac and chrome

well, there is your problem.

[lookalooey]

lmfao The Onions got mad connections..

[ivraalia]

Tom Hanks is right.

[vantagepointmoon]

not good enough onion, i want shrek to endorse you, who were these jokers anyway?

[Jak00125]

If the Daily Show could win a Pultizer, then certainly The Onion.

[tet43]

OMG- Is that Gayle, doing her best Oprah imitation? If "friendships" are based on equality,then I think she and O fall into a MUCH different category.Talk about 'friends w/ benefits"

[zgcentrs]

T.Hank you

ROFL. That was a good one/

[MustaineV]

My god Arianna's hot..

[johnnytastetest]

"Hey! Cocksuckers!"

Ha ha!

[aha45]

It's PULL-itzer, douchebag celebrities...

[YcelanProd]

funny video, everyone add me

[Hot5six4231]

@YcelanProd

No

[banquojr]

wait.. did i just see a brutal dictator advocate the onion??

[VitaNuovaRevolution]

.....these are some awesome impersonators....they ARE impersonators, aren't they? XD lol

[ChameleonLost88]

"Shit caked eyes" lol

[Speedj2]

0_0 is this real or did they use impersonators?

[Lanparth]

Being endorsed by Mikheil Saakashvili may not be the best of things in all honesty >.>... Potentially responsible for War Crimes, War of Aggression, general douchebaggery. Wanting to enslave two autonomous regions in his nation. He's a serious douche actually.

[mebbwebb]

xD Huffington

[wazu222222]

Would these celebrities lie for crack!? We don't think so

[parkour0423]

To all of you who don't know of the country Georgia; go read a book.

[CommentorX]

@parkour0423 They only have 3 books in Georgia. Two of them were stolen when the Soviets pulled out.

[Lanparth]

@CommentorX

So in response the Georgians went on a genocidal rampage to slay the even Ossetians in the North :P

[parkour0423]

@CommentorX Haha

[elocoetam]

President of Georgia... not our Georgia, but the country near Russia.

[Error081688]

They got the president of Georgia?! BAHAHAHAHA

[Kaktus222]

the president of Georgia thinks after this ppl will take him more seriously? :)

[ElDoctorJanItor]

YEAH IRA GLASS!

[bigdaddyhotsauce]

DUDE WTF!?!?! President of Georgia?

[AridSea]

@bigdaddyhotsauce Your fucking retarded

[Utharas]

Open video expecting more award related satire. SUDDENLY TOM HANKS.That is too awesome.

[CommentorX]

@Utharas Please allow me to reflect your sentiments by saying HOLY SHIT IT'S TOM HANKS I JUST CAME! Thank you.

[Whodawhadadoda]

The Onion deserves it. They have been on the forefront of every major event, and shown us the truth when other news networks take a collective shit on the truth.

[1stCainite]

the lable should have been "Gayle King - Oprah's girlfriend"

[lexousa]

saakashvili is awesome!!!!

[willowtreephoto]

Ira Glass omg wow, that was awesome.

I'm going to go watch some This American Life now.

[bradwolf07]

Onion, you had me until you brought on Oprah's girlfriend...you lost me there