Booger Eater!

[youllbesurprised007]

Lol. The Fonz. Oh my god swifty, I love you<3

[sofiilovesu]

"winerr" is a month !!!! i had no clue!!!!!!

[MandaRenegade]

Shhhh-totally. What's up. Alakazam! Banana dick. <3

[Thecomputernerdet]

i say winer .......:o

[stephybeastt]

i've been coughing & sniffling since the beginning of December. fuuuuuck me.

& my family is cooooompletely redneck. so that explains why i can't say certain words right.

[LyaJen]

I haaaaaaaaaaate thaaaaaaat. -.-

[RawrLilMonsterChild]

during this video i kept sniffling

[nicholefilipino]

yeehaw

:P

[nelsonofsteve10]

winter is the worst month ever lol

[Misterluckydumbo]

its funny at 0:32 and 0:54

[SkylerBFMV]

dammit!!! I think I say whinner!!!! I never knew... i live in GA

[portoso89]

Swifty if anthony and ian from smosh had a child it would be u because u look like them...

[portoso89]

he looks like a mix of the guys from smosh!!!!!

[Jagwa3]

boogers are delicious



[jener98]

I just tried to do the "Finishing Blow". I choked. On air. Don't do it with a runny nose!

[erikadaniels1]

i love your hair!!

[bluemoon12307]

your so funny look at your face when you say "ewwww" LOL.

[NootyNought]

your adorable... banana dick!

[dhbrauer]

would be better if you didn't say "it's because we are retarded"

[CarCar0981]

i was watching this and my dad came in sayin watcha watchin and i go swifty and the as he was leaving swifty says banana dick.........there was a silence

[HaMmytheha]

WEEW he wants to talk about me because my name is winter! no lies >:D

[miraclemonte]

203 people eat their boogers.

[Epicpurpleninja21397]

Omg swifty u scared me for a minute for a second u kinda looked like Shane Dawson

[csunshinew]

Yay redneck words XD the best kind of words

[ChicagoCubs1060]

i hate it when some stupid douche bag with a gay hair cut and a camera thinks he can start making a hit youtube show... you're just like all the other stupid queers out there. you're not funny and you suck.

[parkwaydriverox1]

@ChicagoCubs1060 and that my friend, is called being awesome. not you, him.

[LikeYeaLilly]

@ChicagoCubs1060 You obviously dont know how many girls go crazy for guys with that hair. Also, Matts just being himself.....which is ten times sexier than a guy who has a sports team for his username.

[Bazaar31]

you are pretty boring

[orison13]

I laughed so hard when he went "EEEWWWWW!!!!!!" OMG LOLZ

[technicality1]

Omagosh

I love his hair

[941blueeyedbaby]

your a cool cat. <3

[adamsc1981]

wowanother emo fag, i talk with a southern accent bitch and if i ever meet you i promise you witll hear lound and clear BITCH.

[KenerdG13]

@adamsc1981 um, he's actually from the south

[ChibiKokiri]

Lmao . ALACAZAN...BANANA DICK!

[haisaybelluh]

winter is a season. not a month. sorry.

[JFlash1217]

I do the FINISHING BLOW All the time, but I'm ninja at it now

[HanHansell]

Up in New England we say winnah. Even better, right!?! :P

[Jimendrix]

Awwww I never knew winter was a month n_n

[bowiewondergirl]

random french time ....le nez qui coule!...translation, the nose that runs or, runny nose

[AbbyPheobeJohnson]

love the hair!

[binpda2]

fucking hate that haircut. All american teens look the same :O

[itsbrennabitch18]

@binpda2 who cares, hes hot n funny, i like his hair =p

[xEBOBx95]

but, i thought you do a little sniffly thing alll the time, cuz of ur tourettes, so why you complaining bout the "windur" snuffles. lol.

[KatieBabee7]

Banana dick.

[lyingbstrd]

winter is a month? I had no idea. That's hilaarious.

[Guitaremo97]

You are A coolcat Matt

<3 :')

[Hanthorness]

(OFF TOPIC!!!!)

Best magician ever

[TheXxDragonLordxX]

haha dumbass winter in not a month it's a season!

[TheProfir]

is this shane dawson retarded edition?

[brookiiiiiie]

omg this happened to me like twice today lmfao!

[pie830]

One day we were taking a startardized state issue test and EVERYONE in the class had the sniffles.....so one guys screams in the middle of the test "stop it your all doing it on purpose" so that stuff every one up for idk two seconds

[TheTaydurful]

your hair looks goos shorter!thumbs up if you agree 

[xXChickenSammichXx]

Oh my God. You look like Justin Bieber. Youtube is ruined for me now. Whyyy?

[SaraInMonsterland]

i liked this,,just because of the pants on thee ground song:)) oh&bc i love swifty<33:)

[DAproductions5X3]

Banana dick

[SugarFreeMentosGum]

:l I just did the finishing blow by accident.

[KDeffects]

HAHAHAHAHAHA<Look at his face at 1:12

[reixo]

I've been "eating my own boogers" for a couple of years now. I barely ever blow my nose. Thumbs up for being ultra nasty.

[purebloodguardianpro]

i watched this while eating...bad idea

[CLANProductions7]

you're a cool cat Swifty (:

[hellosaydee]

..... I just came back to watch this because.... I was a booger eater this week D; I confess! Wehh....

[ihatedad1]

Did he say bannana dick at the end?

[iluvsweets77]

Cool cat ;)

[OneEmanuel]

You look like a mix of Anthony and Ian(smosh) with that hair

[Dorego1234]

January 30th is my birthday!(: The day this video was put up!:D

[VxMyaxV]

i like weiner!! wait it was supposed to be " winner" ?wtf.....

[MsInternetJunkie]

0:54 - 0:57 xD LAWLZ & ROFLMFAO.

[pandapup10]

Cool cat lmao

[MakeupBarbie16]

why does he look so different in this video??

[VxMyaxV]

@MakeupBarbie16 he cut his hair

[Ashchethem]

I say 'winner'... but I'm from California, born and raised. People ask me if I'm from the midwest or the south all the time. I JUST DON'T SPEAK PROPERLY, OKAY? D<

[jasonfirerider444]

@Ashchethem cool ASS WHIP

[Stream0321]

I say 'winner' sometimes...often...all the time. I'm from Kansas

[BridgetoTeribithia]

i was born in winner. :(

[bootylover1231]

OMG he swallowed a BOOGER!!!!!!!!!!

[PrincessNica14]

lol. "i think that winter is the worst month ever.." haha winter isn't a month, it's a season! :P

[oXShanerocksXo]

lol winner :d

[skylore1]

I thought this might be the first appropriate video and then banana dick!!!!LOL I LOVE IT

[warpedmonki]

He looks kind of like a paler version of Anthony from Smosh.

[TheSickHumanBeing]

@warpedmonki Not Anthony, Ian...I always thought Ian.

[XxTY5697xX]

@warpedmonki to me he looks like a Anthony and Ian hybrid.....just sayin

[alexiaml214]

when he said awesome at the end he sounded like a jersey shore guy...wtf haha

[lovefromtiffany]

winner lmaoooo xD

[CherryAppleSnoopy]

today, you reminf me of justin bieber. :D:D

but the thing is, i hate him. but i don't hate you. :D

[EfaRoxBitch]

"banana dick" lol I love that ahahahahaha

[ddsgirls5]

Ahhhhhh! Short haiiirrrrrr:) <3 <3

[xLoveMeWithBulletsx]

@11alliecat but he did say banana dick.

[sammisam101202]

omg ur such a dork....

[Caitehh]

I LOL'ed. :P

[CSPN111]

I SAY WINNER TOO,.

and this video is so true LOLOL

[ricankiki96]

thats trueeeee>>>

[mkeller091796]

Bananas dick!! Lmao(:

[Bomebardment69]

Lmao



[8100cowgirl]

i say winner instead of winter cuz im from TEXAS in ur face ......:D

[justinbfan98]

@8100cowgirl i know right so am i!!

[littlemsthang95]

in west virginia, everyone talks like you say only people in alabama talk... haha.

[kimmymilkshake93]

spring is the best season. end of story.

[VibrantCompromise]

I say win(t)er, an I'm from Michigan:) Hahaha.

[BriannaleeSBVideos]

You swallow boogers everytime you swallow...

[ShesGottaLoveNobody]

I LOVE THAT SONG, IT WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS WHEN THAT OLD DUDE STARTED SINGING IT... BUT I LIKE YOURS ALOT MORE!!!

[Puddingburger]

Pants high up pants high up, how u gonna reproduce with ya pants high up?

[andyawe13]

In Alabama "win'er" IS a month

[klassenish]

WOW! I love your shirt! x3

[sharmainelightbody]

I think winter is the worst MONTH.

Hahahahaha.

[fangirl307]

Swifty You Are So A Cool Cat

[flower69456]

Pants on tha ground pants on tha ground lookin like a fool with ur pants on tha ground lol

[blissfulNervana]

That sniffleing nose is fucking anoying lol LMFAO god winter is a month???

[11gogirl1]

winter is not a month

[BrittanyMarksTV]

It you pay close attention before he does the Jump shot thingys he walks to the other side to talk. Wtf?... now amagin someone walking in on you walking back and forth talking to your self/camera, smart...

[rachelannen]

its true we do say winner and we say the n sound kinda nasalish

[gonefishing4turtles]

When he "swallows" the booger he looks like jim carrey

[IAmDeeChinaMan]

You look like Ian from "Smosh" and Shane from "ShaneDawsontv" mixed up..

[sweetP8989]

one of the guys in my class was sniffling every 5 seconds (i'm serious... I counted) for thirty minutes straight until I actually stood up and said "GET A TISSUE!" My teacher, strangely, was happy I said it... why didn't she say it before?! He was almost at the FINISHING BLOW!

[karsoncastle]

I have no idea why but I loved when you said "Get it"

[KecyoRedFire]

Winter sounds like weiner lol and in florida u dont get a runny nose and my b-day is in december :O

[libmf]

Uh.... The month winter? Didn't know winter was just one month....

[DaStupidFace]

vagina

[allydan165]

I'm eating cereal & watching this... uh... yummm :)

[TheGooberluv5]

im from Louisiana and we say winer instead of winter to! haha. i guess its just somthing that we do down south. and also the south has the best football so boo yah!

-Chelsea

[simpleplanlover47]

you r hott but wayyyyy too ol 4 me lol... i wish i was older lol... we should make a vid together lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mattdogg65]

hey some people like to eat boogers...

[Elli9495]

Love this shirt (:

[KasandraK2]

I have the sniffles right now! :D

And yes, that sound is very annoying.

but I've never done the finish blow! (and I never wHill) haha

Ha, finish blow sounds hilarious!

well anyways lol your videos are always funny.

[paigeealex]

you have a cute accent/dialect(:

[mccneener]

haha one time i sniffed and I was in my room and a booger got into my MOUTH and I almost barfed on my carpet... so I just spit it out on my floor.... it was really gross!

[steviesanity]

I say "winhur" or w/e too. :D it's just a michigan accent kind of thing.

[nickhanke1]

Dude your funny as hell

[reubenw59]

ur a non funny cunt

[seventhveil1313]

@reubenw59 ikr

[MizzAidaCupcakes]

XD hahahaha, you're hilarious!

[amberrhowe]

i find you annoying.

but its all cool, cause you're sexy.

and a little bit funny. :)

[TheMaryTV]

I was obsessed with shane dawson and now. I saw this guy on his channel. Ive watches almost all his vids. FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!

[whitefang514]

wow you look like anthony from smosh.

[Jeepman89]

Gomer.

[tuckinyoface]

i say winner like you cuz im a redneck

[AveryMasson]

YOUR A KOOL CAT!! ;D

[devilzdaughter101]

did u just say that winter is a month??!

[smackmyfishup]

Hahwlarious!!! Booger monster 8o

[smackmyfishup]

Hahwlarious!!! Boggy monster8o

[coreypower177]

You look alittle like Ian from smosh! idk it might just be me.

[Elyse96]

i lovee thatt shirt. lol.

keep up the good work:))

[reptarrunzxbl]

haha u said ur least favorite MONTH is Winter lol

[ZoiietheCrunkKid]

Wooohoo matt<3

[Fronzkaday]

aaah you re so funny dude <3 ^^ like it *thumb up*

[ParkerLee23]

lmao i say "winner" too. my cats name is winter but we end up just saying winner. lol im from WI,we just shorten words up XD

[meganelise123suckit]

I am utterly in LOVE with that finishing line!:D Lmfao! "Banana dick"

[AberDarkFire]

Do you have gray eyes? Sorry, I just stopped at one point at the video and it looked like Matts eyes were gray...

[merbearandfrogluver]

alacazamm

banana dick

lmao:)

[mytoeiscold1]

hahaha winter's not a month :P its a season lol

[11alliecat]

O MI GOSH:) he didn't say penis!

[craftwar12]

@11alliecat ya but he said dick at the end

[kinkynikk]

Yum, i love buggers ♥♥♥

[harrypotterfan101000]

i want 2 touch your TRA-LA-LA!!!!!

[ReadSingText]

Banana dick:)

[100percentfreesubs]

really awesome <3

[AStriker0707]

winter is a month?

[SincerelyAly]

You're my celebrity crush :P

[Kiitay16]

dude! i couldnt stop laughing! =D you're awesome matt!

[bunnybooties]

U didnt say penis. U did say banana dick however which was highly amusing to no end!

[analottalinalinda]

please....don't wear this purple shirt anymore. it's...really really ugly. O.ö

[DemoNxXxMe]

In oregon we call water "wada". Our Oregonian accent ///_^

[ScatteredMindsStudio]

Shane Dawson/Soundly Awake wannabe? Yup.

[MYVOICEMATTERS]

@ScatteredMindsStudio This dude was here since 2007... Shane didn't arrive until 2008.

[MrRandomNamee]

@ScatteredMindsStudio Omg? Fagot he was here like before them ... ur so not a cool cat

[guts777bzrk1]

your a huge fucken tool. keep up the good work on being the biggest fag in the world

[kayliyannn]

i seriously love you swiftyyyy, :)

[Blackrose09x]

Awesome video :D but um winters not a month, cool cat lol

[AuburnLMG08]

Pants on the Ground made this video!!! Hilarious

[ThingsMarchBrings]

Swifty ur a cool cat

[TaylorsLittlePony]

i'm a girl relatively new to youtube

WATCH MY VIDEOS?

sorry!

[NaiyaraRahman]

u seriously look different nd sexy wid ur new haircut!

[BetterThanKathryn]

I for real gagged when he did the snort *cough* thing for the first time.

[evilsquirellpenguin]

we say Winner here too. and Hunner for Hunter, and any other form of "-nt-" we pronounce "-nn-" bananadick.