Worst Drummer Who Ever Lived.

[Suiax]

If your the worst drummer who lived, then I'm the word's biggest disgrace of a human being, to even begin to have a small thought of laying my eyes on a drum set.

[TheDustyspears]

I thought this was gonna be stupid until the horn part. I almost pissed myself.

[BRANDON2000ful]

This is such a classic... The guy puts the title as worst drummer and starts out really suckish then he does what he thinks is amazing because that's the only way he can get people to see his videos

[Avatar1178]

That wasnt even that bad.

[sniegaviirs24]

DRUG ADDICTED!!!

[tonycamino]

Balding and not funny...

[Hallintakeino]

Not bad at all! =D Really fancy video. I enjoyed :D

[XvxBadOmenxvX]

hahahaha 1:15 i pissed myself

[XvxBadOmenxvX]

hahahaha

[Kevin01SH]

the screams lol

[Kaffyboy]

You're right, you are terrible!! But then, I can't throw stones...I suck as well. At least, you are very entertaining!

[Pokemon101Pokemon]

You don't actually suck yano :)

[NEDMRevenge]

add a loose snare and you have st. anger right here.

[pippoman1989maiden]

LOL

[MrKiwiFruit2]

haha,... lmao,.. some of them beats are ok

[zeppodeppo]

awesome.

[REVIVETHERADIO]

this is how you break cymbals.. hahaha :P

[Drummerboys123]

dude i love you music

[oneak]

@Drummerboys123 thanks man!!!!

Go to my website if you want to hear more stuff. oneak music . com

Also you can go to my other website: systematicsound . com

[SayyoSaZ]

THIS ISN'T THAT BAD!!!

lol

LOVE the vocals. =)

[kananase]

This guy is funny. LOL

[alessandrozerbone]

this is fucking hilarious!!!!!

[ShotGlassINC]

Those poor poor drums lol.

[Battossai3000]

lol wtf is wrong with the cymbals they sound like farts or something

[hairywonder3]

@Battossai3000 that would be the sound clipping from having the mic so close to the drum set lol

[smackheadmetal]

lol thats sick

[marthwert]

nice trmpet playing

[mikeyt908]

yea worst drummer ever haha

[theclumpbetween9]

Zac Brown?

[stulle93]

haha, i like it, it entertains me soo much!! :D

at 1:05 you fucking rock, AWESOME, you´re good!!

and your screaming/growling shit just brings me to laugh ;)

[mycrimsonregrets]

TIMMY!!! ma liba ma da TIMMY!!! pretty funny though, especially with the coat hangers.

[Darkdevil1584]

what a trooper. playing with hangers

[Chaoskid276]

.... okk appairently this is his "impression" for some odd reason he's really good at the "impression". Think about that for a bit folks

[CanadiAnnie]

Holy....shit.

[Nateytracks]

I loved the first 30 seconds.

[Holyvirus2068]

omfg. If I weren't at work right now I'd be ROFLMAO.  Either he lost it upstairs, or someone injected sugar into his blood stream.

[badboylovesdisturbed]

can you see outts that hat

[Aydee2020]

lol why he playin with the hangers

[NicoleBeaulieuu]

oh shit, yeah you're right. i had a bad moment there. this one isn't sarcasm.

[Galeper666]

You attending to be Lars Ulrich?

[NicoleBeaulieuu]

ooh nice, you totally got me there.

[thathorsescourtney]

to pore to ford sticks lol

[NicoleBeaulieuu]

too dumb to spell lol

[weeeemrfancy]

The trumpet made me lol

[08Duffy08]

only tryin to show off....

[rushnerd]

I lol'd :3

[qwert421421]

you suck.

i could do worse.

[kaylaveitch]

I dont play drums so you sounded good to me, I play Trumpet and lol you need to work on that just a little bit.

[paradajz13]

cool

[skulo54]

o.o

[steeldustbronze]

If you took the drums and cymbals in this video and threw them down a flight of stairs, the sound and rhythm heard from the noise would sound better than the nutless monkey playing here.

[panteracfh6]

oh shit dude you got rythm :D

[oneak]

Hey sgtfusion...... im married you retard.

[dogonaleash]

hahaha

[guitar0hero0zero]

pwnd

[angelsfat]

lol owned :D

[sgtfusion]

dude get yourself a girlfriend

[marct46]

Dude u need a job

[mariellee16]

dud your not that bad man jsut a little bit of work

[bounty2444]

sad thing is during his impression of the worst drummer hes better than this jclmaggot kid on here

[adamj123454321]

you really aren't a bad drummer, just take it more serious, but this is hellish funny :L

[mootallica]

The sad part is if hard worst.

[sweBornOnBB]

haha funny as hell

[slaningham]

nope, not even close to the worst. But funny nonetheless.

[6ceska6republika6]

funny as fuck, keep screaming, I keep laughing!!!

[hellbri]

hes good but the scream makes it funny

[bolvack]

lol aw, if thats a bad drumer then i suck terribly... fortunately i play the guitar

[DETHWISH3]

not bad , the screaming was funny as hell!!!

[coloneljich19]

i love it!

keep up the good work!

continue drumming

its awesome!

my kids loved it

and also great grandfather!

:)

[Illogicalibrium]

can you see?

[saintsfan1043]

though it makes little sense, i find this video hilarious!

[drumsbasix]

1:19 ^^

[wwereckoning]

THIS WAS REALLY GOOD

[thingy86]

pretty pro..

more of a jazz drummer myself

[LeKayFace]

I love when he starts screaming LMFAO. Awesome btw

[tpcardoso]

is this bad drumming?

[bikeitup14]

Not really. lol.

Its not awesome but its not bad..

[trezor22]

i have that same shirt

:D!

[smileykincaid]

-_- still better than me....... :( lol

[blackchalk]

i hate you

[andrewskaterrr]

this is one of my fav videos of all time (im a drummer) i freaking laughed the whole time. HANGARS!!!!

[pyroblz123]

lol this rocks xD

[manoverboard24]

ya i hate drummers who drown the guitarist and me, the bass, out. it sucks.

[LaaayZ]

impression of who? D:

[MetalDrumer106]

yes kill that crash

[BerndDasTisch]

Wonderful :D

[guitarnoob5455]

clothes hangers nice touch

[itsginafools]

lmao hahahahahahahahahahaha

[scantron81]

nice trailer.

[oneak]

Actually... its a room in my basement. But thank you.

[scantron81]

well. I wish I had a big room like that to practice in. the laundry room is basically my drum room :(

[lvscswimmer1]

dude i seriously hope this was a piss take

however - there were 1 or 2 half decent bits e.g. 1:20 - 1:31 could be tweaked and sound awesome!

[kitchensink01]

HAHA this is epic. (':

[flyingtino]

hahahahaha

[BaKeN1017]

that was pretty good lol

[cecilaustind]

nice, sort of a slipknot style.

[drummerboy0987]

Wait, so he's impersonating Joey Jordison? Joey isn't the *worst* drummer. That title would have to go to Meg White.

[d00derson]

What the fuck are you talking about you stupid poser fuck? Jordison is just fast, nothing else. That doesn't make for a good drummer. At least Meg plays with feeling. Fuck Jordison.

[cecilaustind]

i never said this guy or joey jordison were bad drummers. I do like meg better though.

[drummerboy0987]

First off, d00derson, I know joey sucks. He's just quadruplets all the time, every fill, beat and solo. Second, I'm not a poser. I was simply saying that Meg White is one of the worst drummers. Ever. she doesn't have any limb independence, and she can't keep a beat to save her life.

[DANnJORDAN]

who joey jordinson he is one of the most respected drummers round so you can talk

[Feskprins]

Joey is extremely far from being the most respected drummer. Seriously, kill yourself. He's one of the least respected drummers.

[drummerboy0987]

Joey = Shit.

[gallys1007]

@Feskprins still hes one of the most skilled drummers

[Feskprins]

@gallys1007 Absolutely not. He's not bad, but he doesn't deserve the title of a skilled drummer.

[ZyggieFromJiU]

are you kidding, meg white does the wierdest tempo changes ever when white stripes cover death letter, check it out, i knows shes not a great drummer, but jack trained her well :P

[drummerboy0987]

It is the hallmark of how bad a drummer she is when the acoustic song "We Are Gonna Be Friends" is the only song where the beat is constant. Because Jack is the only one playing. Even in Passive Manipulation, where she's playing quarters on timpani and tambourine, the beat starts out as a slow song but by the 5 second mark has sped up considerably. She is not good.

[colethemole54]

wat the hell

[MasiukA]

when he starts screaming i thought he was mentally disabled

[xXx3NIGM4xXx]

LMAO! Indeed.

[pureAmericanMETAL735]

fucking dumbass piece of shit! u really are the worst drummer.omg, nice trumpet intro

[billymorris22]

nice double bass work i need to work on mine

[flamebait07]

Haha, you should have just ended the video after the trumpet.

I will say, you got some good sound out of the clothes hangers.

[bibbles9]

thats not even funny

[DESTROYEROFSENSES00]

Thats your impression of the worst drummer who ever lived?Wow you do a bad Meg White impression

[gamefan41195]

Pretty good for clothes hangers

[nikllad]

nice man

[imacellphone]

at first i thought this guy sucked. then he started to sound pretty good! noice job m8!

[cormanlightning]

he is kinda good

[thewalllicker]

lmao i thought it was funny when u pulled out trumpet

[ishootniggers69]

you are my hero

[crdirtrider856]

My dry cleaner would be proud.I for one...like it!.... DRUM ON!!!!...I think

[zedswaq]

hahahahhahahahahahhaha!!!

[blackmetal350]

poor drum.

[MoogSound]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaarg!

[MoogSound]

ein volk! verboten!

[MoogSound]

Je ne sais pa

[kingnuuuur]

haha random shit!

[hangoszto]

LOL

[MyTymeBand08]

It aint' easy bein' the "worst." My Milwaukee's Best is high atop my laptop in your honor. Rock on my Brother....and remember, uh....I fer git.

[EddieLowFilthSlayer]

rwp80: Why the hell did you watch this video if you were just going to be a bitch about it? What's wrong, do you ACTUALLY portray the "stereotype" of the worst drummer that ever lived? Is that why you brag about your pointless videogame *ahem* "SKILLS"? Maybe you should earn a few real paychecks doing something that actually requires skill. I don't know, maybe... DRUMMING, MAKING MUSIC. Yeah, something along those lines. Why I am I saying this anyway? You already lost. Miserably.

[schizoyeti]

you rocked

[spasticitch]

no dude. i'm the worst. thats why i'm the guitarist in our band.

[crookedshit]

this guy is obviously really fucking good :D

[gr33nsl33v3s]

you r my hero

[GamerAlias]

Lol SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM!!!!!

[hubbardismyhero]

Haha that was actually more entertaining than I thought. Loved the coat hangers and random crying.

[TheBlimp888]

i don't get it!

[melloncollie33]

haha nice vid, the horn part was so funny

[83WC]

I know some people who play like that. and think they are brilliant. i am serious.

[garyu]

no is not worst! is good! :D

[MatHan77]

U got a nice head when u drums looks funny no offence but it's nice too look at =)

[SixStringKing666]

aint too terrible lol

[ratic666]

AMAZING

YOU LOOK LIKE A SHEEBA

[downtownbosscat]

i seee your legs pumpin but i dont hear anything from them

[downtownbosscat]

your not that bad, kind of weird screeming, and not bad at trumpet too, i think your a better drummer than me so good luk

[oneak]

thanks!!!!

[downtownbosscat]

yea you do some good rolls or w/e fills that i cant do yet

[rwp80]

i have to point out your incorrect grammar, it really pisses me off when people write 'could care less' when they mean 'couldnt care less'. if you could care less, it means that you care a lot. if you couldnt care less, it means you dont care. think.

i've noticed that our lovemaking has gone on for way too long so adios and good luck with your lonely basement videos. i'm off to earn a paycheck and watch dozens of action game players enjoy my game architectural skills.

[MatHan77]

lol just because ain't so perfedt as u then you shouldn't blame them... Deepshit...!

[schizoyeti]

rwp80..................go suck george bush!

[rwp80]

im in my late 20s - clearly older than you.

the one painfully bad song i listened to was not drum sampled, no way in hell. either you forgot about a song that you did using real drums, or you're just making up bullshit about drum machines.

i am obsessed with online gaming in the sense that i have been a hl1/hl2-source custom map (architecture/terrain) designer for almost a decade now, including a beta map i just released for Team Fortress 2.

[oneak]

first, you're not older than me. second, yes they are all drum machines. and yes, our lovemaking has certainly gone on too long. Again, I request - please go die in a fire. The real kind too... not the imaginary gamer world you live in. You seem a little too old and full of yourself to be "obsessed" with whatever garbage you were talking about. But so be it. Get back to your tiny virtual world.

[rwp80]

your myspaced sucked dick. angry teen?

learn timing. buy a metronome.

since you ask, i made those game videos to join a game clan (it worked, we had a good laugh)

i enjoyed interacting with other people over the internet. that is no different to writing/reading video comments.

are you getting stroppy just becaue i said you were a shit comedian/drummer/musician?

go back to your angry little world.

[oneak]

Thats not really me playing the drums on those songs! Thats a drum machine! I was testing you. YOU FAILED. You tell me to use a metronome? A drum machine IS a metronome!

You made it painfully obvious that you are an ignorant angry child.

And I could care less if u think im a good drummer. I care that your attitude is immature and pathetic.

Chances are you are some lonly nerd obsessed with online gaming. you live in a bubble of virtual reality WHILST I was just making a funny video.

[rwp80]

I dont know what happened, but you gave a perfect portrayal of worst comedian that ever lived.

Oh yes, your drumming sucks too. Yes, I can do better. When I become vain enough to film myself I will prove it.

[oneak]

Ah, but you ARE vain enough to film yourself playing video games. So while I MAY be vain in real life, apparently you are vain in your own little nerdy fantasy world.

Everyone watch the angry, nerdy, vain gamer play his worthless video game...

you should be killed.

[rwp80]

good point. but then again those were games against other REAL people on the internet, whilst your video was you alone in your bedroom.

[oneak]

1. thats not my bedroom, its my basement.

2. how is making a "funny" video like mine being VAIN?

Your video was to show off your "virtual skills."

You were showing off, while I was making a joke. So which one of us is the vain one here?

I would say its you my dear friend.

and by the way... I doubt you are a better drummer than me. Go listen to my album: myspace/oneakmusic. Thats me on drums, vocals, guitar, and bass.

[PsychoKiller24601]

how do you do those rolls at 1:30?

[Zacv]

u fuckin suck

[oneak]

no shit idiot.... thats why i posted this. retard.

[turnerdrums3]

i never knew you could play with hangers....

[kroperx]

ive seen worst players, but damn i havent put them on tape.

[dragonforce1543]

actually thats not that bad. at least he keeps a beat

[Rhossey]

lol im gonna get me sum of those hangers LOL

u should try usen chopsticks it sounds well soft

[georgebaggy]

lol that was funny i loved the trumpet and the hangers. the hangers didnt even sound bad though i wanna try using them.

[skater0399]

i hope you'll never wake me up in the morning

[jeremyasherjohn]

he'z playin' with hangerz u fucktard

[furbymetal83]

You should try using pastrami. It Gives it an unique jazz sound. Its hard to wash off, though

[Pur3p0w3r06]

loved that trumpet at the start though :D

[Pur3p0w3r06]

if thats the worst drummer that ever lived....that must mean I am the worst! that was better than me and ive been learning since i got my kit in october ;(

[exodus1337]

playing with coat hangers, is actually pretty fucking awesome