"His Schlong" Is a Correct Answer on "Family Feud" // 01.23.12

[MrTAZADR]

The first time I heard the word "schlong" was on "Beavis & Butt-head." LOL

[drummer703]

WTF?

[FuzzehPeach]

THREE people from the survey said schlong, really? LOL

[whoo689]

I love how the audience says in unison whatever answer comes up at the end. So you had like probably 200-300 people all saying "his schlong", and then a lot of them were probably like, "Oh shit, did I just say that?"

[whoo689]

LMAO

At least 3 people think an airline pilot is... jacking off while flying or something? What the hell does "holding his schlong" mean in this context? He's just gonna whip it out randomly cuz he's in love with it?

[whoo689]

Is it just me, or does the word "schlong" connote more of a LONG dick than just "penis" in general? Just sayin

[Dincorta]

@whoo689 Well it's not a schshort, let's put it that way.

[twistfunk]

Fuck Steve Harvey

[crashinhy]

Why does this things always happen to Steve Harvey, I think it's on purpose...

[CKxx]

Way to go making the video title the "punchline," dumbass.

[Galactic123]

Too bad they didn't get their epic reactions for number 5: "Stewardess Pussy"

[tomfong292]

There should be an adult version of this show. I'd watch.

[trendon]

And goddamn is that family hot as hell, no?

[spygiovannirocks989]

Scholing?

[ninjagirl198]

Old ladies face is priceless

[cannoir]

she 'bout to have a heart attack. Bless her heart lmao!

[92merced]

Hahahahaha

[CJDiggs]

Looks like Family Feuds producers were going for a little free viral marketing with that one.

[TheSherif209]

Fricken horrible man!! That is a family show that parents allow their kids to watch!!!!!!!!

[WaffleLuverz]

@TheSherif209 Lol younger kids probably dont even know what a schlong is xD



[xxRazorJadexx]

@WaffleLuverz That makes it educational. Much less awkward than "The Schlong Talk'.

[cockyjeremy]

@TheSherif209 Wah.

[cbmuzik]

Who owns this show?

[PixelDrunk]

Ich habe longe' schlonge!

[sahandpar]

what the fuck!

[DAN5HY]

This fucking nigger should be killed

[sarahaha218]

0:29 lol

[ijdgaf323]

So much for a "Family" show

[Hasbaya5]

Lmao number 5 is equally bad...his balls!!! Hahah

[iwoozy1]

Fail or win, can't decide..

[MabinogiFan1226]

Number 5 was his balls

[juliomlopezjr1981]

Lol!

[jake59413]

How does this have anything to do with John Steinbeck?

[IcyAir0]

What was number 5!?!?

But seriously Richard Dawson would've been perfect for that.

Kissing all dem ladies.

[jbizzle557]

yay, the maturity of Western culture

[MrStellar13]

They messed up

[TheySeeMeCampin]

The one black women looks utterly disgusted. She's probably sucked on a few in her day -_-

[TheMondX]

His knob

[biggydx]

How is this News & Politics?

[PreppersTactics]

wow, they are tying hard for ratings, this show has sucked forever

[spikiechest]

@remoney shut up fag black power

[totlamaddd]

Fuck Steve Harvey

[drgregoryhaus]

But isn't that female flight attendant's duty?

[rameriz92]

LMFAO that grandma's face is priceless!

[ColinEaterofWorlds]

Schlong in America has been around for ever Jews everyone knows about

[Sweetashanni]

didn't know that everyone knew the word shlong, it's Yiddish, I thought only Jewish people and a select few were familiar with that.

[Toonamik]

why you need to be confused ! true true

[Fockersnextdoor]

Schlong? Schlong? how about Skin Missle, Love Lizard, Zipper Stopper, Used Beer Tap, Helmeted Leader, STUBBORN Mule, tHERmometer,Sock Warmer,Trophy Shelf.

[jimbo200615103009]

Sorry but what is it Schlong?

[lAgent69l]

@jimbo200615103009 it could mean in america his dik

[xaxnxdxrxexax]

@jimbo200615103009 google is your friend

[mymovienerd]

@jimbo200615103009 Schlong is Yiddish slang for a big penis. more proof of Jewish influence in american society.

[Toonamik]

@jimbo200615103009 watch more Beavis and Buthead :( it means dick!

[Sweetashanni]

@jimbo200615103009 A Yiddish slang word for penis

[CallieeeKitty]

Who else wants to put their schlong in the middle Thompson?

[remoney]

Ever since the neegrow took over that show has gone downhill.

[Yoyoredman]

I didn't know John Travolta, Zac Efron, and Tom Cruise were in the audience

[guitardedboy]

The look on the black lady's face is priceless.

[ATLienInfamous]

This isn't really much of a suprise. The old host used to borderline molest the girls.

[jtfreed]

Oh, microphone radio, its the thing that goes with the chem light batteries

[dbend144]

WTF!?! This isnt FAMILY feud.

[karenafisher]

Actually that's the stewardesses job.

[GongKilluminati]

@karenafisher or the pilot might be holding the stewardesses boobs

[TheRmiBoys]

hilarious reactions aha

[EGRJ]

Steve: I:

Marion: D:

[b3blaze]

#5: the flight attendants ass and boobs.  #4: a condom.

[logicbloke]

Its called a "cockpit" for a reason.

[CultMongrel]

Those daughters look smokin.

[Xxsn1p3downxX]

a schlong is a footlong penis

[WakeSideLife]

What is donkey?

[ChillPill365]

i'd like to meet the 3 people who said his schlong.

[hineighbor]

Wow, what happened to this show.

[AzBirdDog]

@hineighbor Isn't this creepy? It's no wonder why our kids are having kids at 12 and 13.

It's all over now a days.

You can't turn on one channel that isn't saying something having to do with sex.

The show should have been renamed to, "Disfunctional Family Fued".

Crazy stuff these days. I'm glad that I never had kids, I tell ya!

[boozygrogy]

@hineighbor - this show is ghetto to the max now. what a shame.

[blasterLA24]

the girl wit' the yellow is fuckin' hot y'all'

[LuisGa222]

:29 lmao

[rezwanborja]

dafuq?

[BabyEli96]

FUCK STEVE HARVEY

WOLF GANG

GOLF WANG

O.F.W.G.K.T.A.D.G.A.F.

[PASSERO7]

@BabyEli96 fuck odd future. shut up 14 year old child.

[SlowDownSmutty]

I want to learn how to grow pubes on my face like steve

[TheBrydy123]

When did Steve Harvey's penis get a mustache?

[emeister89]

WHAT'S NUMBER FIVE?!?!?

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

that on girl is fucking hot



[wicobro94]

Press 7 and you'll never stop laughing.

[ImTheVip]

Wow they are just looking for ratings

[coffeetablesex]

dont put the punch line in the title, fuckhead...

[dannymaclamp]

what the fuck is a microphone radio

[catsrulz]

@dannymaclamp WOW WOW WOW you have 51 other stupid ppl besides yourself here. To make it easy for you to understand, think of a trucker holding a CB radio mic. Its a microphoe as you can speak into it also a radio since it crand produce sounds there for a mircophone radio

[dannymaclamp]

@catsrulz and does an airpenis peyelit yoos won uv thowes yuuu mutherfuck nieg

[hshoven]

@dannymaclamp I think he meant it as microphone/radio. It's the device he uses to talk to the tower.

[sweatforlife]

press 5 for aanal fisting, jerkin off and titi shaking

[sweatforlife]

press 5 for anal fisting, jerking off and titty shaking

[TheGpack]

# 5 his balls

[niceguya1ways]

So thats what they mean by Auto Pilot

[elguyo21]

Whatever keeps them from sleeping on those long flights....

[MarkVIII05]

Waiting for the drop...

[TheOfficialArtist]

Now i will never know what number 5 is =(

[karrodeadd]

@TheOfficialArtist do you really care after seeing this

[imaviking]

@TheOfficialArtist

The Flight attendants hair

[santran]

@TheOfficialArtist I saw it 1 = Drink 4 = Another Person 5 = A book

[nstrungout]

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[orangeriverfactory]

press 7

[JeffreyM2012]

@TheobenHunter lol, ouch.....

[rcacamis]

Why is it that every Steve Harvey-hosted Family Feud episode is a black family versus a white family? lol And they have the best generic stereotypical surnames "Brown" vs. "Thompson" lol sounds like a '60s civil rights court case

[SukiSukiNiiNii]

@rcacamis haha brilliant

[TheobenHunter]

Ah, you're mother must be so proud. I know English as a second language is a challenge, keep at it, you'll get there. And just for the record, the word you are after is "ho". "Hoe" is a garden implement and perhaps not as insulting as you were after. Maybe ask a grown up to help you with your next post. And as for your "this is YouTube comment", well, I guess it is a matter of your standards. Stay at school.

[leafyutube]

"His Schlong" should have been number 1.

[lecoffeebandit]

The look on that lady's face. OH LAWD!

[AeleinW3K]

damn it i wanted to see what answer number 5 was

[Sean117Ply]

Yes even pilots whom can fly sophisticated aircraft need to hold their privates to pee...

[HooFrewDat]

fuck steve harvey

[HandbagMafia]

i flew from nyc to la and beat off twice in the lav. id expect the pilot to do it at least once.

[TheSebjack]

Press 7 for "The Face"

[xDarkxJonx]

Why 3 people even put that as an answer.. is a mystery to all of us.

[mackcanhaz]

Press 7. Phone home.

[wanderinghebrew]

Someones going to make a GIF out of this...

"This is how I look when my dealer says he's dry"

[jamespondy0]

FUCKING WIN

[xxswamprat]

steve harvey sucks

[monkey42299]

I hold my schlong sometimes whil I'm watching females take there clothes off

[TheobenHunter]

@monkey42299 Which I guess doesn't happen often unless you are looking in their windows. Notice I used the word "their" rather than "there". While homophonous (I suspect you may need to look that up) they do have different meanings. Why am I wasting my life trying to educate you? I guess it is my good deed for today.

[MentalEminence]

@TheobenHunter

this is youtube, hoe. settle down and calm your vagina.

[SteveJawbs]

@monkey42299 A good way to spend your hard earned money from McDonald's !

Also, it's "their", not "there". Now that I'm looking at your name, I'm guessing it's literal, as you seem to have the education of an average nigger.

[evenyscrewd]

smh

[iamthesuperemollama]

FUCK STEVE HARVEY.

[whatchutalkingbout]

@iamthesuperemollama

no, fuck you

[zulukydd]

LOOL she's like DAAAYMMM!

[losangelesswimmin]

0:29 catfish

[4biz]

priceless looks on these people faces.funny clip tho.

[wydok]

FTW?

[TheClouddead]

I wanna know what number 5 is!

[TheoBrixtonTheKid]

Haha, I saw this live yesterday and I never watch this shitty show, what a time to watch it, I was so fuckin hard.

[steezbots]

@TheoBrixtonTheKid you were so fucking hard? 

[TheoBrixtonTheKid]

@steezbots sup?

[conspiersacy]

just the other day i was watching and the topic was "things that can be backed up." i am now more disappointed than i was before that no one responded with "that ass."

[theegapman]

Love the look on the black woman's face!

[DoctorGaga87]

@theegapman What black woman?? you mean "African American"?

[AzBirdDog]

@DoctorGaga87 Dude, she's a black woman. In todays day, you can't call somebody an african, unless they were born in africa.

[thedivinesuicideof]

lmfao. the funny thing is my grandma would have had the exact opposite reaction to this haha. she'd be like 'oh really? can you show us an example steve?'

[LeftOfToday]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeally? What time is this show on at?

[milton123]

NEKKED GRANDMA!

[xprtmrksmn]

@milton123 worlds greatest answer to a question...

[rg0057]

I'm starting to like this show.

[Lulz839]

@rg0057 it got so, so much better when steve harvey became the host. it was nearly unwatchable just prior.

[lowlypeasant]

For real? Wow.