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  • Spaceghostpurrp brought me here............

  • Samuel L Jackson Voice.. This Is too funny..

  • "Yea i understand that too..ay well ay Well ima tell u just like this ima tell u just like this. I might, Im drunk, yea i been drinking but i wasnt driving. The muthafuckin officer he saw a muthafucker JUMP in my lap. And i told her to get off and she got off. and he stop me. Im guiding the car..""Sir".."Aye i dont wanna hear that shit" lmao Mr. Turner is the funniest dude and he has a cool(pimp)walk lmao

  • Got that muthafuckin' camera shinin' in my eyes

  • is you drunk!?!

    This video deserves more views.... One of the best videos EVER

  • Now that was funny.

  • explain them mutha fucken question to my lawyer and what mutha fucken breath test and HELL NAWWW Llsssss

  • hes my idol i got arrested last week and i was like i refuse to answer any questions.....shit what was the rest

  • "why i have to closed my eyes you ant close yours" "yall fucking with me"

  • That white girl was scared at the end. She couldn't put the mic away fast enough.

    

  • LMAO!! I canttttt.. This video brings me 2 tears every time! Classic.

  • Y'all fuckin with me! Hahah.

  • They turned da video off cuz they bout to beat his ass

  • Lol

  • Shout outs to Broward!!!

  • Thumbs up if you knew about this video before it became popular everywhere

  • 3:16 Is you drunk?  hahahaha

  • Lol

  • FUCK THE GODDAMN SHIT!!!!!

  • Cop: You understand me?

    Mr Turner: HELL NAW, I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS UNDER THE GROUNDS THAT THEY MAY INCRIMINATE ME!!!!!!

  • They would test a BLack Person Smh

    

  • ahahaha "what phylical maformans test?" ahahahahahhha

  • I'm already under suspension

  • Ey....she must be givn him sum pussy or sumthn!

  • "close your eyes sir, keep them closed!" His drunk ass starts swaying lmfao

  • FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT

  • He didn't even touch ha white ASS!!!

  • i was drinkin' but, i was driving, I WAS DRIVING!!!!

  • I want you to be the mothafuckin hand cuffs on me and take me to mothafuckin jail ! Lmao

  • HEY MAN MY LICENSE ALREADY SUSPENDED

  • Mr. Tuner do you understand what i just read to you? HELL NAW!!! YOU EXPLAIN TO MY LAYWER!!! LMAO

  • This is classic

  • When she told him to tilt his head back, close his eyes & touch his nose, he understood that even a sober person could have difficulty in achieving such a fete. Thats why he insisted that she demonstrate it first

    He intended to say; "you're the sober one. Let me see that a sober person could do it before I attempt to do it". He wasn't stupid... but simply a bit too tipsy to find the correct words

  • Government is not supposed to concern itself with the things that may be conducive of crime. They're only supposed to concern themselves with crime itself, once its perpetrated. Then deal with it. Otherwise, one can argue that "love" need be outlawed because its been known to cause "crimes of passion"

  • These days, if the government is going to continue to outlaw things that, in their opinion, may be conducive of crime, then the correct execution of that action (non-opinionated) would warrant that, first & foremost, government itself be outlawed

    ..."that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, & not opinions"

    - Thomas Jefferson

  • he understand he been drivin under the mutha fuckin influence, but he wasnt also drivin!

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  • Lady: That concludes the video

    Video shuts down

    Lady: Kick his ass he touched me

  • Damn he went ham

  • Shit I aint got no mothafuckin license anyway

  • "HUHH" lmao

  • Are you gonna take a breath test? What? Are you gonna take a breath test? WHAT MOTHAFUCKIN' BREAST TEST?? Are you gonna take a breath test? HELL NO!!

  • PHYSICAL *MAFORMANCE* TEST LMAO...

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  • The lady is such a tool..."don't touch me again" lol

  • YAH IM DRUNK BUT I WASENT MUTHA FUCKEN DRIVEIN

  • FUCK GOTDAMN SHIT!

  • Anybody know this is where N.E.R.D. got the "tilt your head back and close your eyes" on Anti-Matter???

  • Thumbs up if Kevin Hart brought you here!

  • at 2:56 lmao how you gona tell her to close her eyes LLLMMAAAOOOO

  • AY SHE MUST BE GIVIN SOME PUSSY OR SOMETHIN

  • I was driving under tha influence but also wunt mothafuckn driving

  • (Jay jay hands) Fu*k the got damn Sh*t!!!! Lmfao !!! Black folks we gotta do better!

  • U choose ur muther f#### ng eyes

  • BOSS

  • I love how he stays next to the mic like if he was interviewed

  • Lmbo

  • HELL NO!!

  • do you understand what i read to u? helll nahh

  • FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT IM TIED OF THIS MOTHA FUCKIN SHIT

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  • this is funny did u close your eyes hell no u close ur eyes did u hear wat i sayed hell na funny

  • my motto "fuck the dumb SHIT!!!" lol

  • have these cops never seen a drunk dude? hahaha

  • As soon as they turn off the camera you know they beat mr. turner's ass

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PHYSICAL "CAFORMANCE" TEST Classic!!!!

  • did anyone else realize that the 3:15 mark "tilt your head back and close your eyes" is at the beginning of Anti-Matter by NERD?

  • Sounded like he said "I was Planking but I wasnt motherfuckin driving." @1.37 lol

  • lmao

  • Aye did he say he was pregnant but wasn't drivin at 1:38....lmao hell nah.....the shut liquor does to the mind haha

  • I refube to ansa any question on bday ground day it may imcwimulate me!! Lmao

  • what maformance test

  • what muhhfukkin BREAST TEST ??? LMAO #PRICELESS

  • Any money made of this video should go 2 Mr. Turner.

  • Is u drunk lol. I love Mr.Turner funniest shit on YouTube.

  • Can anyone tell me where this is?

  • ay she must be giving him some pussy or something lmao!

  • I refuse to answer any questions on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

  • i understand i was drivin under the influence but i also understand i wasnt drivin..lol

  • Lmfao the way he looked at her at the last 3 sec of the video! She was funna get her ass beat

  • YOU CLOSE UR MOTHA FUCKIN EYES!!!!! LOL

  • Is u drunk? Lololol!

  • I believe him, that he wasn't muhfuckin driving

  • "i understand that ive been driving under the muthafuckin influence but i also understand that i wasnt also drivin!! i wasnt drivin!!!"

    classic

  • what!...what mothafuckin breath test?...HELL NO! LMFAO

  • 3:20 lmao lmao

  • what mothafuckin breath test? hell no!

  • Funny as shit

  • 3:21

    lol

  • BreastTest!

  • 1:52 "What physical pitormance-performance test?" LMFAO!

  • Thanks Russ Parr, hearing it and WATCHING it takes this to another level of funny!!! lmfao

  • "...in any criminal proceeding. you understand what i read to you?"

    "Hell naw but i refuse to answer any question under the ground that may incriminate me."

    XD

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  • AY YOU CLOSE YO MUHAFUCKIN EYES!

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  • "Sir are you refusing this test?"

    "na...uh YEAH, IM REFUSING THA MUHAFUCKIN TEST."

  • Do u understand Wat I read 2 u. "Naw Hell Naw u explain it 2 my Mofo lawyer" Fuck this Shit.... I think I just Flatlined.

  • I refuse to hhshajkfjdklababdjkendn incriminate me.....shyt dumb as hell for real yo

  • man, he said he was drunk. why the hell are they giving him a dui test

  • Hey man, my license is already suspended. What muthafuckin breath test? Do I wanna take a muthafuckin breath test? HELL NO!!

  • @ Gibbs... Right

  • Dont touch me again.. Well bitch if you but him in god damn handcuffs like he asked he wouldnt have been able to touch you in the first place.. Dumb bitch hahahah

  • Awesome!!

  • good o'l fashion racism

  • NERD showed me this....

  • He been drankin' but he sure as hell wasnt m'fuckin drivin'!

  • LOL

  • spokenreasons shud do a remake of this! lol "i did" lol

  • i fucking love mr. turner

  • this video always makes my day.lmfao. ' you close your muthafucking eyes...if you cant close you eyes, why i gotta my muthafuckinh eyes...is YOU drunk.? '.loveee this vid.(;

  • like if kevin hart sent u here :)

  • Fuck the got damn shit

  • HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Funny shit when the interviewing sheriff says "now the arresting sheriff" and "mr. Turner starts to put his hands behind his back...

  • omg this is great

  • Call 911 i think i broke a rib haha,!!!

  • Never gets old!

  • Lmfao Funniest Shit i Seen All Day !

  • I don't think he was driving... lol

  • #StillFunny! LOLLOLOLOLOLOL

  • FUCK THE GOT DAMN SHIT!!!!! LMAO...I just kno that police lady got her face showered in drunken spit...Fuck!...I reFuse...got damn SHit! HAHAHAHAHAAA!

  • Too funny.

  • are you refusing the test.... Mr turner: naw i ain... YEA im refusing the test

  • I believe him, he probably wasn't driven

  • FUCK THA GODDAMN SHIT

  • If they know he drunk y continue the test

  • IS YOU DRUNK1? 3:17 HAHAHA

  • Hottt

  • he talks like floyd mayweather sr LMAO

  • 77 DISLIKES?!? Must of been all the cops who got the same treatment these two got after they took Mr. Turner in to jail!!!!

  • This this funniest shut I've seen in so long

  • I luv this video funny as hell favorite......lol

  • What muhfuggin breath test?

  • both toes together? all 2 of them???

    

  • SHE MUST BE GIVEN HIM SUM PUSSY OR SUM SHEIT!

    I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS TOTERYANDINCRIMINATEME!

    LMFAO

  • imma tell you just like this...ey imma tell you just like this...

  • Why I gotta close my eyes.... Did you close your motherfucking eyes? Lol

  • You know when they cut the video, they probably beat his ass right? LOL!!

  • so yeah, maybe i was mutafuckin drivin, but i wasnt drivin'!

  • n.e.r.d. brought me here

  • MANE WHERE IS MR TURNER NOW.........THAT BOY IS A STAR

  • I refuse to answer any questions under the grounds that they may incriminate me!

  • where did kevin hart talk about this? how did he bring yall here?

  • do you understand what i just read to you....wat hell nawl i refuse to answer any question do you want me to repeat it hell nawl....lol mr. turner is just misunderstood....

  • "FUCK THA' GOD DAMN SHIT!" that shit cracks me the hell up everytime!

  • Mr Turner know what's going on!! Aghhh my stomach hurts!

  • Thumbs up if you knew about this way before Kevin Hart mentioned it.

  • He pulled a Kanye West at 3:49

  • Funniest shit ever

  • Laughing My Ass Off!!! I might be, I'm drunk!  did you close yo MF eyes!!

  • They charged him with MODEL GLUE Sniffing! They playing that man like a government experiment, Dam.

  • i woulda been just as mad as him if they kept botherin me with stupid stuff knowing ima go to jail anyway

  • i cnt do thoose test nd im not Drunk

  • "i want you to put the mathaphuckin hand cuffs on me and take me to mathaphuckin jail,FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT IM TIRED OF THIS MATHAPHUCKIN SHIT YAL FUCKIN WIT ME!" LMAO funny as hell

  • I wasn't sjskdbjdj dribxbsjsjsbb nothin. That's what I heard ....lol

  • lol

  • I THINK HE WAS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD... LMAO...

  • ahh......i was guiding the car but i wont muthafuckin drivin.........lol...

  • funniest shit ever............ physical maformance test,  the mutha fuckin camera shing on me. fuck tha dumb shit...

  • funniest shit ever............ physical maformance test, the mutha fuckin camera shing on me

  • Is the cameraman drunk too?

  • kevin hart sent me here

  • Pharrell Williams brought me here. This is ssssooooooooooooooo muthafunkin funny. But in all honesty there were funking with him.

  • This is like a Eddie Murphy bit.

  • kevin hart brought me here

  • EYYYYY! YOU MUST BE GIVIN HIM SOME PUSSY OR SOMTHIN!

  • Everyone knows what happened after the camera was cut off. Beat down! Lmao!

  • I'M REFUSIN' THE MOTHEFUCKIN' TEST ! LOL

  • 73 Dislikes?!?!?!?! If u dont think this is funny u have ABSOLUTLEY NO SENSE OF HUMOR WHATSOEVER!!!!!

  • Fuck The God Damn System

  • FUCK THE SHIT..

  • ROFL!@#!#%!@

  • LOL got this in an email too funny!!!

  • Kevin Hart brought me here

  • My license already suspended! I'm already under suspicion..lmao