"Yea i understand that too..ay well ay Well ima tell u just like this ima tell u just like this. I might, Im drunk, yea i been drinking but i wasnt driving. The muthafuckin officer he saw a muthafucker JUMP in my lap. And i told her to get off and she got off. and he stop me. Im guiding the car..""Sir".."Aye i dont wanna hear that shit" lmao Mr. Turner is the funniest dude and he has a cool(pimp)walk lmao
When she told him to tilt his head back, close his eyes & touch his nose, he understood that even a sober person could have difficulty in achieving such a fete. Thats why he insisted that she demonstrate it first
He intended to say; "you're the sober one. Let me see that a sober person could do it before I attempt to do it". He wasn't stupid... but simply a bit too tipsy to find the correct words
Government is not supposed to concern itself with the things that may be conducive of crime. They're only supposed to concern themselves with crime itself, once its perpetrated. Then deal with it. Otherwise, one can argue that "love" need be outlawed because its been known to cause "crimes of passion"
These days, if the government is going to continue to outlaw things that, in their opinion, may be conducive of crime, then the correct execution of that action (non-opinionated) would warrant that, first & foremost, government itself be outlawed
..."that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, & not opinions"
Dont touch me again.. Well bitch if you but him in god damn handcuffs like he asked he wouldnt have been able to touch you in the first place.. Dumb bitch hahahah
this video always makes my day.lmfao. ' you close your muthafucking eyes...if you cant close you eyes, why i gotta my muthafuckinh eyes...is YOU drunk.? '.loveee this vid.(;
FUCK THE GOT DAMN SHIT!!!!! LMAO...I just kno that police lady got her face showered in drunken spit...Fuck!...I reFuse...got damn SHit! HAHAHAHAHAAA!
do you understand what i just read to you....wat hell nawl i refuse to answer any question do you want me to repeat it hell nawl....lol mr. turner is just misunderstood....
"i want you to put the mathaphuckin hand cuffs on me and take me to mathaphuckin jail,FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT IM TIRED OF THIS MATHAPHUCKIN SHIT YAL FUCKIN WIT ME!" LMAO funny as hell
i understand i been driving under the influens but i also understand i wasnt motherfuCCnn driving
. . . . 2 mins later FuCC The Bullshit I Dnt Wanna Heard The Shit Cuz She Must B Giveing him Sum Mother FuCCn Pussy
MrEastsidezoe 3 hours ago
He was about to get her Inspector Gadget lookin ass had she asked ONE MORE question lol!!!
rshnsmnlibra90 1 day ago
fuck white people
OneWayRoad 1 day ago in playlist My Top 10 YouTube Videos
Spaceghostpurrp brought me here
ETM1134 2 days ago
Spaceghostpurrp brought me here............
jamone69 2 days ago
Samuel L Jackson Voice.. This Is too funny..
jtsmyson 3 days ago in playlist My Top 10 YouTube Videos
"Yea i understand that too..ay well ay Well ima tell u just like this ima tell u just like this. I might, Im drunk, yea i been drinking but i wasnt driving. The muthafuckin officer he saw a muthafucker JUMP in my lap. And i told her to get off and she got off. and he stop me. Im guiding the car..""Sir".."Aye i dont wanna hear that shit" lmao Mr. Turner is the funniest dude and he has a cool(pimp)walk lmao
liltee189 4 days ago
Got that muthafuckin' camera shinin' in my eyes
underlinedbluetext 5 days ago
is you drunk!?!
This video deserves more views.... One of the best videos EVER
underlinedbluetext 5 days ago
Now that was funny.
coollikeabrezze 5 days ago
explain them mutha fucken question to my lawyer and what mutha fucken breath test and HELL NAWWW Llsssss
KING57CROOKZ 6 days ago
hes my idol i got arrested last week and i was like i refuse to answer any questions.....shit what was the rest
edgarfan101 1 week ago
"why i have to closed my eyes you ant close yours" "yall fucking with me"
undrez07 1 week ago 4
That white girl was scared at the end. She couldn't put the mic away fast enough.
TheJeffreysev 1 week ago
LMAO!! I canttttt.. This video brings me 2 tears every time! Classic.
keelo83 1 week ago
Y'all fuckin with me! Hahah.
onionbootyman 1 week ago
They turned da video off cuz they bout to beat his ass
LoCarroll 1 week ago
Lol
JazmineLove0322 1 week ago
Shout outs to Broward!!!
juniase 1 week ago in playlist My Top 10 YouTube Videos
Thumbs up if you knew about this video before it became popular everywhere
bmore142 1 week ago
3:16 Is you drunk? hahahaha
djt2012 1 week ago
Lol
UnleashedPro926 1 week ago
FUCK THE GODDAMN SHIT!!!!!
TheChuckster27 1 week ago
Cop: You understand me?
Mr Turner: HELL NAW, I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS UNDER THE GROUNDS THAT THEY MAY INCRIMINATE ME!!!!!!
TheChuckster27 1 week ago
They would test a BLack Person Smh
tgurl500 1 week ago
ahahaha "what phylical maformans test?" ahahahahahhha
GabrielAngelArch 1 week ago in playlist My Top 10 YouTube Videos
I'm already under suspension
GFSgettinfaststacks 1 week ago
Ey....she must be givn him sum pussy or sumthn!
FallenM16 2 weeks ago
"close your eyes sir, keep them closed!" His drunk ass starts swaying lmfao
JustReesy 2 weeks ago
FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT
GFSgettinfaststacks 2 weeks ago
He didn't even touch ha white ASS!!!
11shimor 2 weeks ago
i was drinkin' but, i was driving, I WAS DRIVING!!!!
pr8ikLFC 2 weeks ago
I want you to be the mothafuckin hand cuffs on me and take me to mothafuckin jail ! Lmao
CookieMonstaJerk 2 weeks ago
HEY MAN MY LICENSE ALREADY SUSPENDED
3fordale3 2 weeks ago
Mr. Tuner do you understand what i just read to you? HELL NAW!!! YOU EXPLAIN TO MY LAYWER!!! LMAO
breeze0037 2 weeks ago
This is classic
Renaldo0613 2 weeks ago
When she told him to tilt his head back, close his eyes & touch his nose, he understood that even a sober person could have difficulty in achieving such a fete. Thats why he insisted that she demonstrate it first
He intended to say; "you're the sober one. Let me see that a sober person could do it before I attempt to do it". He wasn't stupid... but simply a bit too tipsy to find the correct words
Chuichupachichi 3 weeks ago
Government is not supposed to concern itself with the things that may be conducive of crime. They're only supposed to concern themselves with crime itself, once its perpetrated. Then deal with it. Otherwise, one can argue that "love" need be outlawed because its been known to cause "crimes of passion"
Chuichupachichi 3 weeks ago
These days, if the government is going to continue to outlaw things that, in their opinion, may be conducive of crime, then the correct execution of that action (non-opinionated) would warrant that, first & foremost, government itself be outlawed
..."that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, & not opinions"
- Thomas Jefferson
Chuichupachichi 3 weeks ago
he understand he been drivin under the mutha fuckin influence, but he wasnt also drivin!
9vlizana95 3 weeks ago
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9vlizana95 3 weeks ago
Lady: That concludes the video
Video shuts down
Lady: Kick his ass he touched me
KwizPSN 3 weeks ago
Damn he went ham
jswagger101 3 weeks ago
Shit I aint got no mothafuckin license anyway
askaboutme200 3 weeks ago
"HUHH" lmao
mikeeubanks 3 weeks ago
Are you gonna take a breath test? What? Are you gonna take a breath test? WHAT MOTHAFUCKIN' BREAST TEST?? Are you gonna take a breath test? HELL NO!!
sccrruehlz09 3 weeks ago 2
PHYSICAL *MAFORMANCE* TEST LMAO...
synceresdp89 3 weeks ago 5
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5:05 LMAO
ecsadler7152 3 weeks ago
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ecsadler7152 3 weeks ago
The lady is such a tool..."don't touch me again" lol
funknando007 3 weeks ago
YAH IM DRUNK BUT I WASENT MUTHA FUCKEN DRIVEIN
TheMalcolm1996 1 month ago
FUCK GOTDAMN SHIT!
IshaPishaa 1 month ago
Anybody know this is where N.E.R.D. got the "tilt your head back and close your eyes" on Anti-Matter???
WeSayWords25 1 month ago 3
Thumbs up if Kevin Hart brought you here!
hersheys619 1 month ago 57
at 2:56 lmao how you gona tell her to close her eyes LLLMMAAAOOOO
Ymcmb1Taylorgang 1 month ago in playlist My Top 10 YouTube Videos 2
AY SHE MUST BE GIVIN SOME PUSSY OR SOMETHIN
BruiserMeach 1 month ago
I was driving under tha influence but also wunt mothafuckn driving
chicofinest 1 month ago
(Jay jay hands) Fu*k the got damn Sh*t!!!! Lmfao !!! Black folks we gotta do better!
Only1Kema 1 month ago
U choose ur muther f#### ng eyes
tavismoneymakersmith 1 month ago
BOSS
Mravatar4000 1 month ago
I love how he stays next to the mic like if he was interviewed
manchesfan200 1 month ago
Lmbo
diaundra12 1 month ago
HELL NO!!
IgZgo 1 month ago
do you understand what i read to u? helll nahh
MaxKirk21 1 month ago in playlist My Top 10 YouTube Videos
FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT IM TIED OF THIS MOTHA FUCKIN SHIT
32KingDrew 1 month ago
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Tannkscape 1 month ago
this is funny did u close your eyes hell no u close ur eyes did u hear wat i sayed hell na funny
xxbadestgurl 1 month ago
my motto "fuck the dumb SHIT!!!" lol
hydrodomis 1 month ago
have these cops never seen a drunk dude? hahaha
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molopilas 1 month ago
As soon as they turn off the camera you know they beat mr. turner's ass
googoo313 1 month ago 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PHYSICAL "CAFORMANCE" TEST Classic!!!!
gelicagalove 1 month ago
did anyone else realize that the 3:15 mark "tilt your head back and close your eyes" is at the beginning of Anti-Matter by NERD?
TrentTruzzyTV 1 month ago
Sounded like he said "I was Planking but I wasnt motherfuckin driving." @1.37 lol
LordSolar6G75 1 month ago
lmao
correa81 1 month ago
Aye did he say he was pregnant but wasn't drivin at 1:38....lmao hell nah.....the shut liquor does to the mind haha
D3zy22 1 month ago
I refube to ansa any question on bday ground day it may imcwimulate me!! Lmao
nextelbadmon1 1 month ago
what maformance test
LTeezy81 1 month ago
what muhhfukkin BREAST TEST ??? LMAO #PRICELESS
CuteFanny10 1 month ago
Any money made of this video should go 2 Mr. Turner.
selamawit28 1 month ago
Is u drunk lol. I love Mr.Turner funniest shit on YouTube.
selamawit28 1 month ago
Can anyone tell me where this is?
MrRashaun8821 1 month ago
ay she must be giving him some pussy or something lmao!
flychick221 1 month ago
I refuse to answer any questions on the grounds that it may incriminate me.
jermainholms 1 month ago
i understand i was drivin under the influence but i also understand i wasnt drivin..lol
eddietate23 1 month ago
Lmfao the way he looked at her at the last 3 sec of the video! She was funna get her ass beat
mulattomack 2 months ago 2
YOU CLOSE UR MOTHA FUCKIN EYES!!!!! LOL
DJCZEN 2 months ago 2
Is u drunk? Lololol!
Shaunte81 2 months ago
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you close your eyes...
AlexandraRaquel0331 2 months ago
I believe him, that he wasn't muhfuckin driving
skribe 2 months ago 2
"i understand that ive been driving under the muthafuckin influence but i also understand that i wasnt also drivin!! i wasnt drivin!!!"
classic
OMGitsTerasu 2 months ago
what!...what mothafuckin breath test?...HELL NO! LMFAO
eastsiderida100 2 months ago 5
3:20 lmao lmao
HollowIchigoxxx 2 months ago
what mothafuckin breath test? hell no!
laylaysmilez1 2 months ago
Funny as shit
ghettoluv28 2 months ago
3:21
lol
daddys1980lady 2 months ago
BreastTest!
vincentgordon97 2 months ago
1:52 "What physical pitormance-performance test?" LMFAO!
vincentgordon97 2 months ago
Thanks Russ Parr, hearing it and WATCHING it takes this to another level of funny!!! lmfao
dcsexybigred 2 months ago
"...in any criminal proceeding. you understand what i read to you?"
"Hell naw but i refuse to answer any question under the ground that may incriminate me."
XD
briamae1 2 months ago 2
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briamae1 2 months ago
AY YOU CLOSE YO MUHAFUCKIN EYES!
taycutie09 2 months ago 2
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taycutie09 2 months ago
"Sir are you refusing this test?"
"na...uh YEAH, IM REFUSING THA MUHAFUCKIN TEST."
AP93Playa 2 months ago in playlist My Top 10 YouTube Videos 27
Do u understand Wat I read 2 u. "Naw Hell Naw u explain it 2 my Mofo lawyer" Fuck this Shit.... I think I just Flatlined.
MsCTravis 2 months ago
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Omg. He grabbed the mic!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Nostalgia2AKA 2 months ago
I refuse to hhshajkfjdklababdjkendn incriminate me.....shyt dumb as hell for real yo
ericastar95 2 months ago
man, he said he was drunk. why the hell are they giving him a dui test
swaggsurf21 2 months ago
Hey man, my license is already suspended. What muthafuckin breath test? Do I wanna take a muthafuckin breath test? HELL NO!!
edwardwesson 2 months ago 2
@ Gibbs... Right
iii3174 2 months ago
Dont touch me again.. Well bitch if you but him in god damn handcuffs like he asked he wouldnt have been able to touch you in the first place.. Dumb bitch hahahah
Gibbs123088 2 months ago 3
Awesome!!
Jadebarbiedoll 2 months ago
good o'l fashion racism
TheTictac19 2 months ago
NERD showed me this....
XavierIRONZ 3 months ago
He been drankin' but he sure as hell wasnt m'fuckin drivin'!
CaptainPommby 3 months ago 14
LOL
gizmoheart 3 months ago
spokenreasons shud do a remake of this! lol "i did" lol
tbird1379 3 months ago 2
i fucking love mr. turner
champloo7 3 months ago 5
this video always makes my day.lmfao. ' you close your muthafucking eyes...if you cant close you eyes, why i gotta my muthafuckinh eyes...is YOU drunk.? '.loveee this vid.(;
flykicksxXx 3 months ago 2
like if kevin hart sent u here :)
9CvD 3 months ago
Fuck the got damn shit
1130iloveme 3 months ago
HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bigchris610 3 months ago in playlist bigchris610's favorites
Funny shit when the interviewing sheriff says "now the arresting sheriff" and "mr. Turner starts to put his hands behind his back...
Z0ik0 3 months ago
omg this is great
jconner29 3 months ago
Call 911 i think i broke a rib haha,!!!
olor62 3 months ago in playlist My Top 10 YouTube Videos
Never gets old!
tylerspapi 3 months ago
Lmfao Funniest Shit i Seen All Day !
ChampagneLifeZay 3 months ago
I don't think he was driving... lol
LEXercise 3 months ago
#StillFunny! LOLLOLOLOLOLOL
LEXercise 3 months ago
FUCK THE GOT DAMN SHIT!!!!! LMAO...I just kno that police lady got her face showered in drunken spit...Fuck!...I reFuse...got damn SHit! HAHAHAHAHAAA!
KeylainePro 3 months ago
Too funny.
PrenticePJ 3 months ago
are you refusing the test.... Mr turner: naw i ain... YEA im refusing the test
ithornton27 3 months ago
I believe him, he probably wasn't driven
7Know7Thy7Enemy7 3 months ago
FUCK THA GODDAMN SHIT
uayankeesjm 3 months ago 2
If they know he drunk y continue the test
Teafield02 3 months ago
IS YOU DRUNK1? 3:17 HAHAHA
MauriceD101 3 months ago in playlist My Top 10 YouTube Videos
Hottt
1985PEBE 3 months ago
he talks like floyd mayweather sr LMAO
amichel007 3 months ago
77 DISLIKES?!? Must of been all the cops who got the same treatment these two got after they took Mr. Turner in to jail!!!!
Namrehs2004 3 months ago 2
This this funniest shut I've seen in so long
MrFalves84 3 months ago
I luv this video funny as hell favorite......lol
six0boss66 3 months ago
What muhfuggin breath test?
modingo23 3 months ago
both toes together? all 2 of them???
SilentEyes17 3 months ago
SHE MUST BE GIVEN HIM SUM PUSSY OR SUM SHEIT!
I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS TOTERYANDINCRIMINATEME!
LMFAO
ChristianGetsReal 3 months ago
imma tell you just like this...ey imma tell you just like this...
weirdfishing 4 months ago
Why I gotta close my eyes.... Did you close your motherfucking eyes? Lol
mskrystalw 4 months ago
You know when they cut the video, they probably beat his ass right? LOL!!
DaDiamondMami 4 months ago 27
so yeah, maybe i was mutafuckin drivin, but i wasnt drivin'!
thebarberluke 4 months ago
n.e.r.d. brought me here
whatupmaaan 4 months ago
MANE WHERE IS MR TURNER NOW.........THAT BOY IS A STAR
dakiddelvc817 4 months ago in playlist ANY AND EVERY 2
I refuse to answer any questions under the grounds that they may incriminate me!
ishmaelwitten 4 months ago
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where did kevin hart talk about this? how did he bring yall here?
woods86419 4 months ago
where did kevin hart talk about this? how did he bring yall here?
woods86419 4 months ago
do you understand what i just read to you....wat hell nawl i refuse to answer any question do you want me to repeat it hell nawl....lol mr. turner is just misunderstood....
kidcocky75 4 months ago
"FUCK THA' GOD DAMN SHIT!" that shit cracks me the hell up everytime!
ThunderboltMahoney 4 months ago
Mr Turner know what's going on!! Aghhh my stomach hurts!
jeanefowl 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you knew about this way before Kevin Hart mentioned it.
funascanb 4 months ago 38
He pulled a Kanye West at 3:49
Floatgame13 4 months ago
Funniest shit ever
littleboeep 4 months ago
Laughing My Ass Off!!! I might be, I'm drunk! did you close yo MF eyes!!
reddnmilla 4 months ago
They charged him with MODEL GLUE Sniffing! They playing that man like a government experiment, Dam.
Hiphopwingsauce 4 months ago
i woulda been just as mad as him if they kept botherin me with stupid stuff knowing ima go to jail anyway
ithornton27 4 months ago
i cnt do thoose test nd im not Drunk
TheAntoniokok 4 months ago
"i want you to put the mathaphuckin hand cuffs on me and take me to mathaphuckin jail,FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT IM TIRED OF THIS MATHAPHUCKIN SHIT YAL FUCKIN WIT ME!" LMAO funny as hell
eastsiderida100 4 months ago
I wasn't sjskdbjdj dribxbsjsjsbb nothin. That's what I heard ....lol
dluxlouie 4 months ago
lol
lilspliffster88 4 months ago
I THINK HE WAS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD... LMAO...
mishunman324 4 months ago
ahh......i was guiding the car but i wont muthafuckin drivin.........lol...
twon4547 4 months ago
funniest shit ever............ physical maformance test, the mutha fuckin camera shing on me. fuck tha dumb shit...
twon4547 4 months ago
funniest shit ever............ physical maformance test, the mutha fuckin camera shing on me
twon4547 4 months ago
Is the cameraman drunk too?
sexdude09 4 months ago
kevin hart sent me here
dbraswell27 4 months ago
Pharrell Williams brought me here. This is ssssooooooooooooooo muthafunkin funny. But in all honesty there were funking with him.
dutty254ev 4 months ago
This is like a Eddie Murphy bit.
awesomesn 4 months ago 2
kevin hart brought me here
kalikah100 4 months ago in playlist My Top 10 YouTube Videos
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EYYYYY! SHE MUST BE GIVIN HIM SOME PUSSY OR SOMTHIN!
NyxProjects 4 months ago
EYYYYY! YOU MUST BE GIVIN HIM SOME PUSSY OR SOMTHIN!
NyxProjects 4 months ago
Everyone knows what happened after the camera was cut off. Beat down! Lmao!
bigbellybond 4 months ago
I'M REFUSIN' THE MOTHEFUCKIN' TEST ! LOL
mevoici 4 months ago
73 Dislikes?!?!?!?! If u dont think this is funny u have ABSOLUTLEY NO SENSE OF HUMOR WHATSOEVER!!!!!
toocool849 4 months ago
Fuck The God Damn System
MortenTheMartian 4 months ago
FUCK THE SHIT..
pineapplechunk421 4 months ago