The Royal Variety Performance - Armstrong & Miller w/John Simm

[ThisFreakIsAlive]

seen this so many times but never gets old

[Kakheuft]

it's the Master!

[MsHarkness872]

this is like well standard, this audience are like a bunch remtards or some shit like that...

[mitchy452]

The audience is like reptards or some shit like that. . . 

[magicelliotth]

@mitchy452 isn't it?

[karlff7]

In 1945 the German's didn't occupy France...

[TheAverageFox]

Such a shame the audience didn't get it. That was brilliant.

[alexface211]

Alexander and Ben are legends, as is John Simm. The audience were absolutely shite.

[JJBeeBop]

Owls is cluck you div

[wafflebrains94]

the audience are sooooooooooo bad

[aeyb701]

Brendan Fraser is Canadian. All he says is he lives in the States.

[DimzzyA]

Brilliant show! The audience were shit as hell, but the perform.... hang on... is that John Simm I see? Bloody great show, guys ! :D xx

[AgentMcgeek]

They seem to have recycled a lot of jokes from sketches (or vica versa)

Poor

[jk19studios]

Wow. The audience were real remtards and this and that and everything else.

[XxIndieKiddColaxX]

Armstrong and Miller yeah, are like well good and shit, and you know the audience, yeah, the audience, they were well rubbish and like they are owed some compensation and shit, because that's racism but against pilots, so its not as bad but still really bad. Its like totally against their rights and all this, you get me?

[rickyv622]

@XxIndieKiddColaxX you know what im saying? they is like well discriminating and could give them all issues around self esteem issues and this that and everything else.

[vgdcx]

LMAO. LOVE THEM.

[jacobandvicki]

i want to hug them :D

[ThePag09]

You remtard :D

[smeagolita]

"Bonjour mes amis!"

"Are you ill?"

Lmao.

[Groomy146]

omfg i was laughing my head off and there were like 2 people in the audience laughing

[Stump2502]

That was like awesome and this that and the other. This was me LOL and this was the audience Huh. Well random.

[34BestBuds43]

'Quote from video we just watched'

[fourminuteswiser]

it's like racism but against soil

[AllyGIllies]

guys guys guys!!! the audience are rich, fat old men who don't know how to laugh....Is that Stephen Hawking there?

[loopyone73]

Owls is cluck you div... =)

[emilimilimilie19]

Ahahah Bonjour les amis I love how he pronounces that French sentence as I'm French That's a great sketch but we may not say the audience is amazing by it It's funny and one of three men I just know John it's such a talented actor :D

[emilimilimilie19]

ahah Bonjour les amis I love how he pronounces it John is such a great talented comedian That's a great sketch but we can't say that the audience is amazing that's a shame !!! :s

[musicformypiano]

It's well secret blood, no one exept me is supposed to see it.

Can i have a look?

Yeah.

>.<

[FidelisNox]

I didn't find this that funny... just talking in strange accents and all that

[GrabMySanity]

Hilarious! "they blame me, cos i dunnit." made me laugh quite a bit :D Plus, because I love him, John Simm is the cherry on the cake!

Though, I did feel a bit ashamed at one point: I took Media studies instead of French!

[pilchard96]

they must have felt so bad with a shitty audience

[WolfRoseProductions]

more people laugh at brendan fraser >:(

[galifreysparrow]

The Armstrong and Miller Show was one of the best sketch shows i've seen. And the RAF guys were right up the top of there comedy genius ladder. But, to continue a metaphor, John Simm adds just an extra wrung! I love him to bits.

[LLOYD19851012]

i think brendon fraiser is amazing. would love to meet him one day

[Lucifer120793]

"It's like racism but against soil!"

[RVBDeathbot]

Standard!

[SophiaLouiseLau]

John Simm <3

[thesteveus]

Who is the Frenchman? Looks like John Simm

[EcHeLoN5242]

@thesteveus

That's because it IS John Simm :)

[MXDP]

Hahaaha

Standard!

[wordpainter423]

"blinged up, badly man" *grin*

[MrJasonSmarts]

posh chavs! lol

[ukdeejay]

No wonder nobody was laughing in this audience. This is the year that, the following day, the papers proclaimed George Sampson the highlight of the show and the pinnacle of popular entertainment.

Twats.

[ImASkidmarkOnSociety]

whos the guy that introduces them? I recognise him but cant his name or what he does

[ImASkidmarkOnSociety]

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[ElemmireRose]

@ImASkidmarkOnSociety george of the jungle! and the mummy or something. :)

[auuggghhh]

Oh, nobody got the Inkheart joke! Poor Brendan.

"We've been blown up."

[phickase]

made me lol loads

love these peeps

standard

[clover13x]

"its like racism againts soil " LOL

[oXtrueloveXo]

"are you ill?" XD

armstrong & miller+john simm=standard

[caraandheath]

OMG I LOVE JOHN SIMM SO MUCH !!! <3

[stonemonkey999]

Don't we all. :)

[caraandheath]

Yess ,, I Love Hiim Soooo Much :)

[bibbish8]

there best preforemance ever!

[pockypurse]

Omgs this is pure win, I love all three of these actors. :"D

[DesirableDecadence1]

I've got a disorder, isn't it.

[JellyDehli]

I DONE MEDIA STUDIES

[Emotron1000]

mehehehehe john simm <3

[asoncsm101]

Christ it's Kryton from red dwarf!

[Catherine3234]

Ermm... where?

[SethMcFartlane]

Over there.

[Catherine3234]

Oh....THERE I see..

[jtaske02]

No, that was Robert Llewellyn who played Kryten.

The guys here are Ben Miller, Alexander Armstrong and John Simm.

[jumhed]

He does sound like Kryton!

[MissSamanthaP]

Racism against soil... Ha ha ha.

[playfulpaul1985]

i could barly notice the third guy was john simm

[rbaultra2005]

thats some funny shit

[kewballl]

the audience suck.

This was really funny and theres only like 4 people who laugh.

[MissSamanthaP]

I know! That's just what I was thinking. If I was there I would have literally been on the floor laughing.

[smpowis]

Because it's the RVP. ;)

[Francis2061]

'Just because i did it, they blame me.' Lol.

[ganzo209232]

what is Armstrong & Miller this is funny

[Catherine3234]

Alexander Armstrong & Ben Miller are a comedy double act, they play the two main characters.

[GreenShoeBox]

Does anyone know what the song in the beginning is called? Please help me :P

[Francis2061]

It's called 'we'll meet again' Its an old 40's song by Vera Lynn.

[GreenShoeBox]

Thanks, but I meant the song that's played when Brendan Frasier comes on strage :) do you know that song too?

[eveza12345]

come dance with me - dizzee rascal and calvin harris

[GreenShoeBox]

Thanks! Though a friend figured it out for me a couple of months ago :P

[minoriteee]

Wait, does Brendan Fraser always sound like that? He kind of sounded silly...

[QueenBling889]

wow someone actually noticed lol

[lbjb247]

"Then I... bombed portsmouth." Classic

[Johnsforeva]

i absolutely love armstrong and miller. miller looks like my bff's dad! LOL!

[tonesmalley]

So funny - facts suitably inaccurate but the attitudes so close to the truth

[kealyc]

Occupied France in 1945 ? France was liberated in 1944. Idiot.

[IsabelSinger]

*snorts*

"He said period"

"I know"

lol!

[ProfGregParton]

Would have been amazing at 3 minutes.

[wicklowmania]

its ok but not as good as the tv sketches or the comic relief one

[VavMia]

If I was in that audience I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing, the audience we shit!

The act was quality!

[VavMia]

were shit*

[xchelseagalx]

remtard!!

[sadiexefronxcrawford]

i lovd this!!!!

[ILuvDepp]

haha...''is he well blinged up?''

''Hes blinged up badly man'' !! ^.^

''Theys all against me and its for no reason 'cause i never done nothing and im not even lying...''

Ahh so funny! =' D

[WATDVexed]

"It's like racism, except against soil"

Haha.

[BlondeOhYeah]

this is me, i'm in the sky, yeah

then, this is me, i'm on the ground

- ''random''

LMAO, so funny

[HCD08]

this is amazing,

love it

standard

[GreyDancer42]

These A&M sketches remind me of this one time I was on the bus behind 2 girls who talked all chav like that, and one of them was complaining that she hated her English teacher and she was going to complain about him to the headteacher. The other girl asked her why, and she replied "Cuz ee said I was FICK!" - They both turned around and glared at me when I burst out laughing.

[Survivorwarriorgirl]

That's sooo funny!! I WISH I coulda seen their faces... ;)

[monkeycrud]

Great sketch. Crap audience.

[barnsie]

i dun media studies

[QueenBling889]

O-M-G I FUCKIN LOVE THIS LOL ! ! ! ! ! !

[derrybannister]

racism agianst soil lol

[rageblage]

i was talking to tyler on the phone calling him gay and all that ...........

he is well gay he's got a wife and kids thats well bent:L

the best ever pmsl

[Operaandchant90]

he's blinged up badly, man

i fecking love this xD

<3 John Simm too

[Redtinmug]

they are just soooo funny

haha

[elliot88888888]

We got all blown up innit

Brilliant

[IsabelSinger]

*snorts* "He said period"

"I no!"

hah!

[keepthefaith06]

"I never done French. I done Media Studies."

Class.

[lisa000515]

i done media studies cause we had mr renoylds 4 french and he used to try and touch ure bollocks :P so funny

stardard/random

[RebeccaExclusive]

"you are like some remtard or something"

LOLS love them, this is their best sketch. They're on Comic Relief tonight. Should be gooodddd

[IHeartHimx]

'just because i did it

they blame me'

'i think he might be french or something

they talk weird like that'

lolllll

[nelsonmuntzlover]

"Owls are cluck you div"

"Tyler is well gay him and his wife have a baby and that is well bent"

LMAO!!!

[XWhoeverX]

This was great! Shame about the lame audience, don't think they get it.

[monkeyman913462]

yh, i dont think the queen got it either.... well she might of well sick blad... lol

[patbread]

Brendan Fraser look good .

[ZiiaLowrii]

what are you like some remtared or something? :L lol

[CorriRandom]

Bonjour mes amis..

are you ill?

XD

[liza0rox]

is it well secret?

its badly secret blud, noone except me is supposed to see it.

can i have a look?

yeah.

pahaha, makes me laugh so much!

-ox

[moojuice08]

it's like racism but against soil! brilliant only they could come up with that!

[TheEvilOfScientology]

Awesome :)

[sammysue1990]

isn't it

isn't it though

standard.

This is so excellent

Why must they mock the media studies students :( lol!

[5EB1987]

this nearly made me piss myself lol lol lol!! sooo good :)

thnx 4 postin xx

[moojuice08]

him and his wife, they've got a little babt. thats well bent!!! lol!

[xlondongirl86x]

I loved this!!!

[katymagnets]

It's almost a shame they didn't have him kissing them on both cheeks. "Well bent!!"

[DonnaTennant]

John Simm is so lush. The French accent and the little jaunty beret were sooo cute! Not many men could carry that off and still look gorgeous, but he manages just fine *skips off to watch Life On Mars boxsets*

I thought the actual sketch was vaguely funny, but nothing groundbreaking. Loved the Royal Variety Performance overall, though.

[VCMazz]

Can't think of a nicer way to spend the evening although ********* runs it close? Any idea what he said? Armstrong & Miller - brilliant!

[Sobbeh]

Inkheart

it's his new film

[Samnutter3212]

Yes, but how many British pilots were airdropped into France AFTER Paris had been liberated in 1945? Hmmm, maybe a few were shot down over Berlin?? Read a history tectbook friend. Happy New Year!

[Sobbeh]

its a comedy sketch....

[Samnutter3212]

When i did a jumped out of a plane i drifted a few hundred feet away from where I left the aircraft, not a few hundred miles thats needed to go from Berlin to Paris. Help yourself to a geography textbook FRIEND.

[VCMazz]

Grow up rentard

[Sobbeh]

It seems you don't quite have the ability to understand comedy?

I'm surprised you haven't decided to say that its not historically accurate because of the uniforms they wear. They wear the uniforms of fighter pilots, not bomber pilots nor indeed what would be worn if they were jumping out of a C47, seeing as they haven't a harness and aren't in fatigues? Maybe you should question how they speak? Don't bother getting historically accurate.

It is a sketch...so what if it isn't accurate?

[Th3R1dge]

You...do realise it's comedy right?

[Samnutter3212]

Very good......

But the war was being fought in Germany by 1945, NOT France. Sorry about that.

[wugmuffin]

are you insane? The war was fought all over the world! AGAINST the Germans, but in dozens of countries!

[Clairbear2007]

some was fought in France

[Sobbeh]

not in 45

[lovelystar315]

brendan fraser looked very handsome on stage wat was the song when he walked on? loved the performance laughed all the way throu

[xchelseagalx]

the song is called dance with me by dizzee rascal. x

[lovelystar315]

thnx!

[xchelseagalx]

no problem x

[sheeeeepie]

racisum against soil :L

[mynamesolddgreggg]

ZOMGGG

That was the funniest thing on there! And Rhod Gilbert was pretty fucking hilarious xD

[derrybannister]

simm such a good french accent

[saskxoxo]

"that was wicked sick. cos we was all in the sky and then we was all on the ground."

"isn't it tho"

LOL!! xD

i <3 John Simm

[danniihornby]

'are you ill?'

hahahahahahah.

'i'm sorry i never done french, i done media studies'

:')

[XpglXclaireXpglX]

is he a dealer...me:)

[MsHarkness872]

Standard!

[sykesy2k]

w're in for some compensation and that init, yeah standard, LOL

[alexblackman]

"Random"

[derrybannister]

"he said period

i know"

loved it

[raff18562]

omg dis woz 2 funny even after watchin it lyk 10 times!!! lmfao

:) :) :)

[jademartell]

Sooooooooooooo funny laughed all the way through it lol

[expatriate40]

classic!

[PinkSheepCantSing]

Lmao this is class

[onesmudge]

absolutely priceless... very clever and funny

[WildeyProductions]

Just copying Little Britain

[xxchiffssxx]

does anyone know what the name of the song is when Brendan Fraser comes on??

[GROY100]

i cant understand why the audiance never got it i thought it was great, most young kids of today talk now days not that i agree with it funny all the same.

[ohsocooljess]

is owls moo or is owls woof? no owls is cluck you div!

comedy genius :D

i see alot of the kids at my school in this sketch.

[scottlad1987]

It does not matter what you dullards think, This is comedy genious

[Jonesydb9]

in croydon that is how everyone speaks, isn't it and that! although, i do have to say, the audience weren't feeling it!

[94pp]

Haha lol so funny!!!

Aww John Simm!! He's amazing :D

Yum (Y)

Love his hair!!

[WildeyProductions]

No, but they are doing it badly, Serisouly how many people do you actually hear talk like that :P

[dcampbell12910]

oh be hushed, its a joke.

[drummrboy93]

i hear plenty of pppl like that at school....they're taking the micking of of todays teenage culture:)

[m3erw]

ITS A JOKE!!! LAUGHING? GIGGLING? get it?

[bubsy10101]

u guys r so sore just sayin it was bad. It was original and absolutely hilarios. Had me roffl

[bubsy10101]

sooooooooooooooooo funny

[jackinabox12]

ha...

he said period.

[seanogwalsh]

I was away that day, I had a verucca....legend. This is proper sick bad isnt it lol

[bjsrulz]

man these guys..

how can they do posh chavvy tlk at the same tlk, and some of the jokes, we is owed opensation isntit :) ahahalol rofl

[RfloydS]

this is so funny. 'Their blaming me even though i done it...'

[jasperpickering]

the fact thta they are doing it like that makes it funny. would it honestly be funny if they got 2 teens to do it in their place? no...

[Salmonrock]

"It's like racism but against soil" lol loved this sketch!