School Answering Machine

[scualabamafan]

@BNobez Public, Private, Charter schools, it don't matter. No one wants to make their kids take responsibilty for their action. Instead they'd rather bail them out of trouble, fuss if they are put off the bus, ask why a teacher raised his voice at the child or yelled at them, complain when they think the child should be passed with the rest of their class even if they are subpar (Seen it firsthand through family). This hits the nail on the head hoax or not. Don't get mad, ask What did you do?

[SYCOChangingFaces]

Not everyone can succeed at the exact same level yet most people expect it to work like that. I say let those who have no drive and passion to succeed to stay in their rut of mediocrity, better odds for me. Sad really that ones failures at life make a successful person that much more valuable. But hey, SOMEONE has to flip my burgers!

[Dressagecompete7]

LMFAO this is so true lol! Awesome whoever thought this 1 up I lived it!! D:)

[pennyroyalkurtgrl]

outburst of laughter

[pennyroyalkurtgrl]

raising a child?!

[ShadowDetiny]

So children cannot educate themselves? They are being taught through the frustration of incomprehension of their studies and teacher's reluctance to set them straight to not care about their education? The government backs this up by making the wealthy bad people and raising taxes on them so as to set a model of thought, "I won't have to pay as many taxes if I make less money?" Those who believe the above, what about those who actually learn in class, excel, and learn on their free time?

[onekelly52]

this is CLASSIC real or NOT... should have in all schools because it's SO true!! My favorite is still "if you want to hear this in another language, move to that country" Helloooo.. SPEAK ENGLISH IN America people! i swear i'm the foreigner now in chicago!

[Danjs1993]

who cares if its real or not i think its awsome lol.

[threedaysgracekid1]

i'll raise ur child.

[kibbles1053]

It's not real:

go to snopes . com and search "school answering machine"

[threedaysgracekid1]

what # were u supposed 2 press 4 them 2 raise ur child? i 4got

[drew3ooo]

I don't know, but listen until the end and think about whether you're really using English here.

[TheMartha3105]

what can anybody say this idea can be implemented very soon by the educational institutions.

[threedaysgracekid1]

i'll raise ur child!!! psych... lol

[divanola]

if you want us to raise your child.....LOL

[threedaysgracekid1]

to swear at staff members, press 4. if u want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.

[threedaysgracekid1]

to swear at staff members, press 4. if u want this in another

language, move to a country that speaks it. lol!!! this vid is so stupid it's funny.

[ginny123434]

If u want this in another language move a country that speaks it

[mikeandgillwright]

definately IS all bull. I have just found the school website and rang the school. just a polite message about if you want to get enrolment details press.... etc blah blah

[Daraluz]

Yeah...I also found out that this was not genuine....however, I still keep it on YT because, IMHO, people appreciate the truth in this bit of humor as it tends to hit a "nerve" for anyone who has had kids in school. Besides....Also...IMHO. . .American 'culture' is one of make believe. No one seems to care( anymore if they ever did) if anything is true or not. . . All you've got to do is turn on the TV and watch....

[Daraluz]

@mikeandgillwright : Oh yeah!!!  Hurray for you for going ahead and verifying the authenticity!.... Really!!! I admire you for that. . . no sarcasm intended whatsoever. .

[mikeandgillwright]

I reckon it's all bull. try googling the school and finding an actual phone number and ringing it - I can't find one. not even a school website.

[jc1393]

LOL.

[punastudxem]

this is from AUSTRALIA?!?!

[kakokoritsi28]

lmao........i love it.....

[rooster42x]

What number do you push if you want your child to get a REAL education? What button to say that government education is designed to keep people stupid so they are good servants of society? Any buttons to say that most teachers give such a lackluster performance that they foster children's disinterest in learning anything at all? What button to say the whole system is broken and thanks, but i'll just teach my child myself...

[rooster42x]

And this is NOT a real school answering machine. Notice how it answers "Your School"...instead of the name of the school?

[Oliviajoy4]

Maroochydore High School, Queensland, Australia

[Daraluz]

@rooster42x Oh I DO so agree with you on this...If I had a child at this present time...I would homeschool. . . . Good read for how school is designed for us to be minions to the "military industrial complex" is John Taylor Gatto's book "The Underground History of American Education"

[cobrasvt03]

Yeah, we have staff meetings weekly on how to keep our children dumb so they can become good servants of society. Just because some teachers & schools are ineffective doesn't mean they all are. Not to mention we spend about 25% of our time and energy dealing with the BS listed in this hoax message and another 50% dealing with behavior. If other parents took more of an invested role in the education of their child we'd be free to spend our time educating yours properly. Go pick on them.

[maxb3rry]

lmfao.

[DogFartsSmell]

Yeah, but the lunches still suck.

[mikehaydon1]

Such a Queensland thing to do :D

[CrewRite]

To hit someone, press the pound button.

# # #

[chocolatechipparadis]

Eventually there going to run out of numbers to push

[macedoalice]

it's "they're" not "there"

[iloveknitting1]

this is excellent. i pick number 7. this is the most origional and intelligent thing i have heard in a long time. this just about covers everything. love it

[kelseyyyxo3]

what can I say, I love it, let's use it in the U.S.A.!!!

[CrewRite]

I wonder if Canada will use this?

[DJACKSON38]

THANK GOD CAN ALL SCHOOLS HAVE THIS?

[ThatStupidChannel]

lmao.

[takuhe156]

actually, it's english with an aussie accent...lol

[BanditRingtail23]

I love Aussies! XD

[takuhe156]

it's not australian, it's english!

[BanditRingtail23]

...well, this is embarrassing. =P I really thought I had those accents down.

[pallyof7]

What if I want a teacher who actually cares about educating children, as opposed to a burned-out asshole who just shows up for the paycheck?

Or for that matter, what if I want a school administration whose primary concern is education rather than self sustainment?

Did you know that it's now possible to create EXTREMELY effective, inexpensive, interactive teaching programs using recordings of the best teachers in the world?

Can you guess who's fighting AGAINST this awesome education solution?

[mickeyfin62]

Hey pallyof7

You need to call and press #8! :) Unless of course you missed the newsletter that was sent home, in that case, press 5.

Oh, and by the way, start taking a little responsibility in your kids education!

For every 1 teacher like you describe, there are 100's that are awesome.

[winstonsnow]

This message has been vetted by the news media. It is a hoax and did not originate in Australia. It was produced by a school in Michigan (USA).

[Kznarf]

AWEsome ,a s it should be

[Distortedmind32]

amen dude.

[selinamarie3]

I LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE THIIIIIIIISSSSSS!!! I'm need to put something similar on my outgoing message.

[rnny162]

I am not a teacher, I am a parent, and I still find this to be hilarious, because it is so true!

[dzurbri]

After almost a third of a century in Public School education, this posting does my heart a great deal of good! I totally concur!

[Iceols]

LMAO

[777GE90]

It's strangely cheering to a teacher that someone elsewhere comprehends what a crock it's become for parents to hound educators, indignantly trying to vacate their own responsibilities and stack them onto us.

[wildtreemcneil]

they could have kept that last comment off...the rest was great!

[CromeDakari]

OUI! This is amazing!!! All of you people hating it...come on, grow up, this is funny.

[wicapis]

I'll press 4 to swear at staff. LOL

[zecnobot]

awesome

[bonacheeta]

AMEN

[PGordonKennedy]

That was so funny :) LOL

[nbanfl10]

lol

[lilsingingsensation]

if you want us to raise your child,press 6.

lol.!

[laurendrums22]

hahah, the best.

[Antinoid]

LMAO!!

[TheRealYoungArtist]

i wonder if there was any problems between staff and parents for this recording???

[iluvevanescence13]

Lol that was awesome :)

[PreZZDee]

lol

[rikkuwolf1tv]

the languge part was messed up

[baytay360]

no its not. if you move to a different country, you should learn their language. they shouldn't have to speak your language just because your too lazy to learn the official language.

[Rodier1128]

Yes! and most americans say "If you live in america, you should speak american!"

which, american is not even a language O___o

[rikkuwolf1tv]

u visit mexico and u excpet us mexicans to speak english u stupid retarded americans

[Rodier1128]

If you want business from a select group it would not hurt the industry to speak multiple languages.

French airport workers know at least 5 languages. Your post, is irrelevant to the topic of LIVING in a country and language expectations.

[McIntyre1987AK]

How many Americans actually STAY in Mexico though?

[wicapis]

hehehe.  good one!

[Rodier1128]

;) thanks

[rikkuwolf1tv]

why are u so racist?

[Rodier1128]

why are you?

[baytay360]

it's not racist. and if you think it's racist, you, yourself are racist. what if i moved to mexico? would you want me to run around complaining that no one spoke my langauge? or would you rather i actually learned spanish? and visiting and moving to a country are two completely different things, you idiot. it's not a big deal. just learn and speak the language of the country, and you'll be fine.

[rikkuwolf1tv]

why are most americans so fuckin racits (not aLL AMERICANS U FUCKIN RETARDS)

[stevefrenchproducer]

the message is actually from queensland, australia.

[321midnight]

How come other countries can't spell?

Oh, no, no, no. Not all, you retard. Just most.

[pohkeemaan00]

"If you want to hear this in another language, move to the country speaks it"

LOLZERZZZ

[The2DUDESsweet]

this is stupid

[slacktivism]

I agree...

[wertyqueen]

Wish my school did this...

[ansetsm]

lol

[sproing09]

WIN on soooo many levels.

[laugheenoutLoud]

lololololol I'd press 4 or 8

[hoodiesss]

This video poses many problems of today's society, all of which are created by various people. When a child is failing, it is usually the parent's fault, because they did not raise the child to take responsibility. 2nd, sometimes it is the child making the wrong descisions regardless of their parents (doing drugs, lying to their parents, even though their parents said other wise) and other times it is the teacher's fault, who can do naught but assign homework (because the government forcesthem2)

[killerXpickle]

Full of WIN

[TEAMBLUE0725]

lol!!!!!:)

[ThePlaystation90]

Press 6 and Press 7

pass its ON

[13370m6]

funny thing is this is actually from California. the last part was actually added in by a group against immigration later. and if you don't belive you look it up

[Vesperii]

I agree, there are a few teachers which don't deserve a dime, but for the most part they've done nothing wrong. It's ya'll being so judgmental and stereotyping them. ):

This is coming from a freshman in college. Trust me, I understand a teacher's point of view, and agree with it for the most part.

[Vesperii]

Teachers have to deal with adults who act just like their own children. They're attempting to shove something into thirty or more childrens' thick skull with at least thirty more 'adults' breathing down their neck, ready to attack the teacher for every little thing. They go through a shitload of education to get to that point of being 'qualified' enough to teach usually selfish children, and they earn every cent.

[Lamnont]

Four months vacation, and air conditioning...

Oh, and yes you should be answering to thirty or more parents, you may not understand this, but the education system of this country was built for for the children, not the teachers.

[Magcomplex]

I say if parents and students want to be that way let them it makes it easier to use them for manual labor later..someone has to clean our toilets, and mop the floors and take out the trash.

[DarkAngelEU]

This should start using this at our school, would be a hell of fun xD

[kierra19989kierra]

lol, if i called i'd b lmao wen sumone actually picked up

[Gamekiller8000]

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[guypersonresidents]

funny

[Lightningblade187]

this is sum funny shit

[Lamnont]

Schools are run by the whiniest people in the world, Teachers with 4 months vacation, air conditioning, and hardly any work beside throwing paper at kids, complain that their 30,000 USD pay check isn't enough.

[thisotherperson]

u think u can do it better?

[CrystalHunter1989]

LOL, this is hilarious and quite ironic at the same time. I couldn't agree more!

[chuchula67]

boring but cool

[papastiffy]

"if you want us to raise your child, press 6"

yea, like the people have a choice on that one ya dumbfucks.

and because we dont have a choice on if our children go to school or NOT, we have the COMPLETE right to complain about EVERYTHING that happens in public schools.

end of discussion.

[FourtyNinerFan89]

or people can tell thier kids to stop being lazy.

[gastons88]

Reply to papastiffy:

WTF are you talking about? You have the right to take you kid out of school and educate them yourself or put them in private school. So how about you don't complain about everything that happens and blame everything on the schools and actually try and do your job as a parent and raise you child correctly!

[escape889]

so our tax money goes to these bitches and we can't complain about how shitty msot of them t?

[surrealsociety]

wtf are you talking about retard. LOL you have to be the dumbest motherfucker on you tube. Hahah you so, totally FAIL at life. Have a nice day.

[Lamnont]

Yah and they thumbed down your comment because the only teachers are the only people whinnier than Gm employees.

[Brozufil]

Now, WHAT THE FUCK are you talking about? We pay billions to the goverment to give the future of tomorrow a better education and we CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT IT? We have the RIGHT to complain about it, since we are the ones that PAY for our child "free" public education. So how about you don't complain about WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW, OKAY!? ok.

[surrealsociety]

it would be child's.......aparently no child left behind missed one. If you want to sit on your fat ass and bitch then be my guest. But if you want to actually make a difference, get involved in a real way. BTW NICE JOB IN USING CAPS. Idiot.

[Lamnont]

Fuck Yah, If I can't take my kids to another fucking school than I better breath down the necks of the school I'm stuck with.

[wackawacka14]

fuck you

[Lamnont]

But I ain't got right to not pay the fuckin' property taxes that come with my fuckin' house dipshit. If I gotta pay for it, I better use it.

[buddyeagle]

I love it, the best was about different language, we need this in U.S.A., so, we can kick some butt down here. Australians Rules in School.

[jnetta33]

I think this ROCKS. If it were in the U.S. many parents would have been outraged.

[marissahasakiss]

This Is Hilarious.!!!!

;DD

-Marissa♥

[linkfan5011]

Doesn't she sound like an Australian Betty White?

[k9sarcar4]

lol, that's funny! "What do I press? to report this video for inciting class and racial hatred? ' They say 'assume' responsibility and automatically you play the race card, you nuts???

[BroadcastAds]

LOL

[sfaiku]

What do I press to report this video for inciting class and racial hatred?

[twelveangrymen1]

??????????????????

[2flybynyte]

"If you want to hear this in another language, MOVE TO A COUNTRY THAT SPEAKS IT."

That should be on the answering machine of every business in America.

[sfaiku]

"There are countries that apply religious or sharia law: Saudi Arabia and Iran come to mind. If a person wants to live under sharia law these are countries where they might feel at ease. But not Australia." - Peter Costello

[WA4RRN]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[GrandmaBillie]

This should be required for every school.Tooo funny !! I wish it were real !!!

[kristea0337]

Love it.

[QuantumWorx]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[asklizfirst]

LOVE IT !!

Accountability, society continues to want someone else to blame and/or raise their children !

[jacknjinx]

Yeah, it's fake..  But if it was real it would be great!

[kellie77381]

Snopes says this isn't true...although it is funny lol.

[meltdown59992]

i wanna press six :P

[xXKyledkXx]

owned

[jimbos2002]

Un bloody believeable