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  • And o, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth, but the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus with a splinter in his paw. And o, the disciples did run a-shrieking 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord.' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus' paw, and the big lizard became his friend. Bill Hicks R.I.P.

  • i want to go

  • i thought there were similar organisms spread through out the world because of pangea? pangea probably isn't in the bible though... i lol'd the whole time through this video.

  • I fucked my girlfriend in the bathroom there!! We were laughing all the time!!

  • As I said an another video of dumb assery we need to purge this place with fire and common sense or go in with like 10 people armed with red pens and make corrections

  • Europe has another reason to make fun of America. Way to go Kentucky!

  • read genesis 1 and use a little thought and it will explain itself

  • hahaha you guys are crazy and know nothing about real christinity stop making crazy claims about people you dont know it just makes atheist look worst

  • wheres barney and fred and wilma?

  • This is painful to watch. 

  • I wonder if the good lord designed all those fancy flat screens tvs too? hahah

  • Did that sign at 6:17 really say 1 out of 3 was 30%?

    Oh dear.

  • P.S. sorry about the fornicating with trees remark - some things are just way too hidious.

  • Since religioius people obviously cannot trust themselves so that without their puny religion they themselves would be out murdering, raping, taking illicit drugs and fornicating with trees they think that religion actually creates a societal good and that without it everybody would be doing these horrible things...why?....because without their bedtime stories for a belief system they would be out doing these horrible things.

  • wtf is this shit?

  • future generation are gonna look back on things like this and say "fucking idiots"

  • So do they even try to justify the inclusion of Noah's Flood as being related in any way to "Creationism"? Maybe they should call it "Bible Justification Museum".

  • A $27,000,000 monument to mankind's ignorance. Brilliant.

  • The sign reads In the beginning- in six 24-hour days- god made the perfect creation. If the Earth wasn't in existence, how could there be a 24 hour day?

  • According to the explanation of how the Grand Canyon was formed in a matter of days by the Great Flood, I should be able to point my garden hose at a cinder block and cut it half in a matter of hours.

  • @TheThunderduck You cannot compare a global flood with your garden hose. 

  • @jeepsterrr True, a garden hose generates more velocity than water rushing downhill from gravity. Sorry, the "great flood" never happened.

  • @TheThunderduck the only science is that originating from Jesus Christ and practiced by great Christian scientists.

  • @DragMeToHellLuc Jesus Christ gave us the Dark Ages.

  • LOL redneck museum.

  • @OyonTheAdept i don't think redknecks are this stupid

  • @OyonTheAdept I am no redneck in fact I am a socailist. Regardless the eveidence does support design and not the abusred evolutionary story which summed us says that hydrogen, a colourless odourless gas, if given enough time, turns into people!

  • @jeepsterrr Ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you do not have sufficient knowledge on the Sciences.

    pitiful.

  • What the fuck? Is this a real place? It makes me really sad to see all the amazing things we know about the world dismissed in a 7 minute video.

  • Epic FFVIII music was needed to keep myself from going insane over the stupidity of the "museum".

  • Isn't it rather intriguing to know that as soon as evolution began to be propagated by the American public school system in the mid-twentieth century and classroom prayers were outlawed in 1962, we got the hippie generation of young people who lived sexually immoral lifestyles, smoked pot, did various other illegal drugs, promoted anarchy/rebellion, etc.? But hey, who can blame them? They were just "acting on their alleged 'animal' instincts" as evolutionary behaviorists claim.

  • @Firelmp Right on dude.  Evolution is studied in schools and prayer is banned and people smoke pot and have sex and you missed out.

  • @gregrutz I would have done so anyway because it's immoral! Do you think it's perfectly fine to do drugs and such?

  • @Firelmp Yes, it is perfectly fine to do drugs and have sex. Why not?

  • @gregrutz Oh really? Then why so many sexual diseases and horrible side-effects of drug abuse?

  • Those who made creation museum are evil charlatans. They are willingly spreading lies. They are holding America and the world back by denying real education to young people.

  • God did make the universe in 6 days. He made everything including dinosaurs. But he found them to be flawed and thus killed them off using his intuition and forsight to use an meteor - To fool you stupid athiests. Thats what it says in the bible. Learn to read between the lines!

  • @MrNintoku The bible tells that dinosaurs and humans lived together. How would he destroy the dinosaurs yet keep his piece de resistance? lulwut

  • @ITSRIIIIDGERACCERR

    I wasn't being serious. I was pretending to make an irrational tirade to see how creationists feel. I seriously see why they wholeheartedly believe it to be true. Ignorance is bliss. Ignorance breeds stupidity.

  • @MrNintoku Woops. Sorry. >_>

  • @ITSRIIIIDGERACCERR

    Nah i was hoping someone would take a swipe at me. lol. i get bored easily.

  • My Favorite part is at 6:18 1 in 3 is apparently 30% LOLOLOLOL

  • @pwkotor47 Tells u how much they know about science, doesn't it? Lols.

  • Thumbs up for the music choice or thumbs down for the museum of stupid...I'm so torn!

  • Hmmm...a museum has to have artifacts and info based off of Historic and/or Scientific fact. Due to the fact that this museum provides neither...it isnt a museum, it's a monument to the last efforts of a failing ideaology to extend it's lifetime by damaging the next generation's ability to think with reason, with science.

  • Who would have ever thought it would be the atheist who would be picking up the torches and pitch forks and going after the infidels who dared to have a different world view. May science damm them all. Praise be to Darwin.

  • 27 million to tell lies. Goodness me!

  • Thumbs up for using Final Fantasy music!!!

  • I love how you use Edea's theme from FF8 to open the video, caught my attention =D

  • If Christ were alive i'm sure he'd burn this place down.

  • Ah yes. Christian science. Lets make it up to suit the bible.

  • Facepalm Museum. Fucking christ.... It's just incredible.

  • @geragna fucking christ, indeed

  • so who else wants to burn a 60000 sq. ft building to the ground???

  • @490er Not I. I do however, sign up for as many of their freebies as possible to drain off as many resources as I can. The death of a thousand cuts. Get all their free pubs - recycle them into mulch or locally reclaim as waste paper.

  • @NorthForkFisherman lol man it's a jk

  • so who else wants to burn a 60000 sq. ft building to the ground???

  • Oh, the sweet irony of watching creationist propaganda on a television that is the culmination of several scientific fields.

  • 60,000 sq. ft wasted on lies, it could've been used as a homeless shelter.

    $27,000,000 could have been donated to charity... what a bunch of FUCKING waste

  • Why the fuck would creationists, who believe in MAGIC, need a 'natural' explanation?

  • Can not watch. I am sorry. Too much sadness.

  • religious people have built a monument to their ignorance. congratulations kentucky, can you get a "creation museum" license plate too?

  • The claim about the society without scripture is not making sense at all. Even the bible has stories about these things among the societies with the scripture.

    In addition, these Adam and Eve look suspiciously European, who said that they would have looked that way? And when you say that the two were the basic model for modern humans, who said that they didn't look like homo heidelbergensis or the Neanderthal?

  • Creationist Science/Museum = Obvious Oximoron.

  • unfortunately the music makes this more attractive to visit than the reality! try it muted to see how dire it really is

  • 1:16; "hello. my name is VAL." oh, sorry, wrong thing lol.

  • Christians should go and protest this place because it gives Christianity a bad name.

  • I like the way it says 1 in 3 teens will go to church when they live on there own. Which they say is 30%. Anybody with the most remote understand of multiplication will know 30x3 is 90 and percent means out of 100. You got it a little wrong there mate it is ment to be 33.3 recurring

  • If you look up the top ten nations for life expectancy, education, and standard of living, you'll notice they're almost parallel with the top ten nations with the highest percentage of atheists. Sweden being one of them. Sinners live longer, better lives than saints.

  • dinosaurs living along humans, hmmm. ah! creationists want to make transform civilization into the flintstones era !

  • $27,000,000? I didn't realize that brainwashing was that expensive. I'm sure we could do it for cheaper by creating a pavlovian response that makes the kids sick whenever they think of evolution.

  • I don't think that people who believe in Evolution should worry about the young earth creationists very much. Natural selection will eventually remove them from the gene pool.

  • fantastic, animals using log rafts to sail across the globe! lol.. but all the people that ahem GOD wanted to smite , were not smart enough to do the same? though some of the dumb skinbags must have survived to write "The" book & "create" the silly museum in this video, I would normally say "...must have Evolved to write "The" book..." but as they themselves admit they do not believe in evolution, so at least that explains why they have the I`Q of ...hmmm? dare I say Chimp?

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  • @ndrthrdr1 finally found it! I had to click view all comments & then unhide your repost as it had been marked as spam...still weird though that it sill did not show up when I c/p the link from you & only when I clicked "show all"

  • @ndrthrdr1 ps I think without checking that its libel , slander is spoken , libel written..?

  • Thumbs up for Final Fantasy 8 music!

  • @velociraptor93 you poor deluded fool,there is no devil and there is no god so get over it.it's hilarious to see such an institution preying on children and the gullible as any adult with half a brain would be pissing themselves laughing within a minute of watching the fairytales and untruths.you probably still believe in Santa and the eater bunny or have you grown out of that as you should with the rest of your bullshit beliefs.:-)

  • Now that the US Supreme Court has declared that Creationism is not Science, could someone sue these people to remove the designation "museum" from their theme park?

  • At about ten seconds in, I had an urge to argue with somebody. By about thirty seconds, I'd reached critical mass and needed to yell my head off to release the sheer stupidity that had seeped into my brain from merely seeing that.

  • hahahah this is so redicilous, i cant believe they are allowed to have this "museum"

  • 60,000sqft of bullshit

  • Cont.

    You have to handle fecal matter, you have to keep every plant, every mushroom too. Oh the insects, How do you catch them all, keep them all, ect. OH wait even harder single cells organisms? How do you catch those and maintain them? How do you prevent diseases? You still have to carry parasites with you, but how do you prevent them from spreading? They need hosts too... So thats even more animals.

    You're telling me one familly made all that?

  • Noahs ark has to be the funniest thing ever.

    437 X 72,92 X 43,75 ft ??? LOL.

    You have to keep one couple of every living species. Some of em can live together, most cant. You have to have different habitats(desert, north, boreal, tropical, different humidity levels) And you have to be able to do all that while carrying all their food, which means in some cases other animals, and the means to reproduce those. CONT

  • What nonsense. Fact is not an opinion or a faith based bias. With this type of fraudulent claim only ridicule, disdain and contempt is due. Ignorance and self disillusionment is no excuse. You should be ashamed of yourself for spewing this tripe. If this garbage is worthy of any discussion than so is Stork Theory as a alternate view point for biological reproduction. Fuck jesus tards.

  • Why do scientists frequently change their theories of how life began? Could it be because as smart as their are, they are finite beings, yet so many base their beliefs on what they say. If you did not have any doubt in the validity of their theories you would not be so outraged in the Bible's account of creation.

  • @esprngr1 No. It is because I have no doubt in the validity of the truth of evolution that I am so outraged by the bullshit this fucking place spouts, and that $27 million dollars could be spent on such an atrocity. Scientists change their views becuase new evidence comes to light as humans examine billions of years of history. We aren't perfect, even the theory of the Big Bang shifts and changes as new proof is discovered that perhaps changes the sequence of events, but the truth of it remains.

  • FINAL FANTASY 8

  • Hmm. The line in the creationist museum's video about "freshwater doesn't mix with salt water" made me laugh. Try pouring fresh tap water into a glass of seawater, then take a drink just off the top of the glass.

    Yep, I thought so.

    Also, even if freshwater animals could magically float above the sea for years without mixing with seawater, eventually they would, and they'd die too. Oops.

    And the Genesis quote about "making a covenant to preserve all life" didn't mention extinctions.

  • I hope they have a section where they show what catholic inquisition used to practice in their dungeons or how protestant puritans hung about 20 girls in the XVIIth century in Salem, Massachusetts.

  • Did they say anything about how most past wars and killings, even at present are over differences of religion? (How is this a good thing?)

  • Theists are really adorable with their "logic" as seen with Part 1 of this series in the comments. I was trying to have a logical debate with a theist - hah! I should have realized that was going to end badly. Many theists do not take kindly to logic.

  • I love that the poster tries to use reason to argue with those morons

    we need more creationists they are so funny i wish there was such a museum near my house so i could visit every week and laugh uncontrollably

  • FFVIII music. ^5

  • is this a real thing? *facepalm* just lost more respect for the human race

  • what the fuck?

  • The Creation "museum" is a monument to willful ignorance and a slap in the face to the enormous contribution science has provided all humanity regardless of creed.

  • this is good ol Christian indoctrination goins on here

  • Lol wtf.

  • Ahh bible science, if hell is precisely 7542K can nuclear fusion take place within its confines?

  • How many children could you feed with that kind of money? But fuck that shit, lets just brainwash some people...so much more important.

  • @ShroomFuu86 You can say the same things about organizations and projects undertaken by atheists. So?

  • @stallion4life but Christians expose so much about charity, and then this happens.

  • What a good use of money. Rock on, Christians!

  • Man I can't even stand watching this. These people are an abomination. I'm embarrassed to be from the same country.

  • It's the Final Fantasy VIII opening scene music!

  • @ReasonsAdvocate do you think they could file a copyrights claim

  • Why would is take a magical beng hours to create mountains, and for that matter why would it take a week to create everthing in the universe?

  • How many cans of gasoline would it take to burn the place down?

  • 6:17

    Apparently one divided by three is 30%.

  • @TheTubeTimeMaster1 -Christians don't have faith in maths... :P

  • America, your only going to make your country worser.

  • If I went to the Creationist Museum I would be kicked out for riding on one of the dinosaurs because that looks like it would be awesome ^-^

  • 5:38 ah Fear mongering, a classic indoctrination technique

  • Jesus Hussein Christ I'm glad that I was raised outside of the US... by christian parents who taught me with reason and science rather than mythical superstitions. I can't imagine how messed up my outlook on life would be right now if I saw creationism as even 0.001% possibly potentialy just-maybe factual

  • Hell, even the bible says that there will be 1000 years of peace following the rapture.

  • this is about self-promotion of the religion industry. Religion ....... and it's zealots ...... has a lot to atone for in this world ......

  • Wow people would make up anything to get their sheep to keep paying them.

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  • @sculpt2live Yeah, 'cause intellectually disabled children = willfully ignorant adult dumbasses, and that statement totally isn't offensive.

    /sarcasm

  • The stupidity! It hurtses us!

  • Yabba dabba doo.

  • Good thing Canada isn't all that religious, well atheists numbers are growing now.

  • God thanks I don't live in America. wouldn't be able to stand the morons over there.

  • Wow this is stupid. I can't believe people believe this crap.

  • Oh man... the flood explanation hurts my eyes! OH THE STUPID!

  • I love the post-flood explanation. Ocean currents is the answer to our evolution theory. We need to dump evolution immediately!

  • @IamBOREDatCOLLEGE If you actually studied it you would be surprised.

  • @IamBOREDatCOLLEGE The selling of animals, arranging marriages, etc... those were common in temples back then because most people lived on farms and didn't see each other except when they went to worship.

    Creationism is indeed a myth. Its based off religious belief. NOT facts. Evolution however is based off of scientific findings and research, without prejudgments of what the outcome should be. Hence science, not religion. Hence why evolution is taught in PUBLIC schools and creationism is not.

  • @IamBOREDatCOLLEGE They were more than just the Romans. They charged a fee for people to enter the church. They weren't doing any untraditional animal sacrificed, many traditional jews still sacrifiec animals in Israel.

    I feel the xian colleges should also be free or just the cost to run them. Jesus didn't charge for his teachings. He never made a profit from. This museum is teaching religious myths, hence its more of a church, not even a museum.

  • @IamBOREDatCOLLEGE 1. I'm NOT an atheist, just not a xian. As for the bible not bring them up, is because they never lived during the time of man. All evidences shows they were long dead before man ever came to be. The evidences show the earth is FAR older than 6,000 yrs old.

    I"m not taking the bible out of contexts. If the T-rex existed around the time of man, man wouldn't have survived to be on earth today.

  • @IamBOREDatCOLLEGE Yet this knowledge is NOT in the bible. Where in the bible does it say man and dinosaurs were together? Where in the bible is there a date to give us that the earth is 6,000 yrs old? And last I heard, jesus got really pissed off when people charged an entrance fee to learn or worship god. He smashed tables and spilled their gold. Hence they are hypocrites!

  • @IamBOREDatCOLLEGE Clearly you haven't read your bible. Which I find to be common amongst most xians. So don't feel bad. Luke3:11, Luke12:33-34, Also the OT in Levi and Deut require farmers to leave left overs from the harvest so the poor may come onto their land and gather food.

    Luke12:13-21 talks about the greed, something theses museum people should be concerned about. Hence why I call them hypocrites. As well as those who make money off the charities they provide.

  • @IamBOREDatCOLLEGE Got in the way of work, ie can't afford to hold a job and pay for child care. Can't afford to pay for a home is big enough for a child. Its rather common and highly over looked. Yes a lot of religious poor will keep their children. Often they are the ones you complain about on welfare. However the working poor, a highly over looked category are the majority of people having them.

  • ok, so after god killed every single living thing on the earth's survace, 2 penguins rafted all the way back to antarctica on a log?

    so surf's up was a documentary after all...

  • @IamBOREDatCOLLEGE Look up the reason why women have abortions. Economics. Most people don't sleep around with random people and the few who do such things usually use protection.

    As for the extreme poor use of money, well I"m sorry, I thought a christian was suppose to be christ like. Well jesus said to care for the poor, not build silly fantasy museums that teach nonsense as a way to combat anyone. Kinda silly isn't?

  • @IamBOREDatCOLLEGE Again 27,000,000 million dollars if used correctly could help the poor and sick far more than a museum full of BS. Its also like all the billions of dollars going to fight abortion. If a fraction of that money went to fighting poverty, one of the main reason people have abortions, the rates of them would also drop down. Its very poor money management! Going against something your jesus would have done!

  • @IamBOREDatCOLLEGE There are missing links that have been found. There is more than one & not all have been found. Its not like the earliest of our ancestors preserved their dead. Evolution has been proven, how everything happened is still something scientist are learning. The xian charities you speak of make tons of money but a lot of that money gets used for other things than the charity itself. There were NO dinosaurs in genesis! I read the bible, it doesn't claim the earth is 6,000 yrs old.

  • hmmmm i never new that my ansitors lived with dinosours 

  • @IamBOREDatCOLLEGE There are plenty of ppl who require that money due to actual reasons! I cared for many sick, elderly and disabled people who can't work. War Vets, people with MS and CP who can't go to work. I have an issue with a belief is suppose to be about giving and is doing a lot of taking. Taking from people like you, who work hard and get a museum full of BS. There are far more people who need the help than don't. Even workers! So yeah I will express my dislike on con artist like them!

  • @waketheoblivious Yes because religion is never wrong. Its all about faith right? Believe in an invisible daddy who wants you to love everyone and read the next book some idiot wrote about how to live your life, only $59.99. For a $100 donation we ministers will cure your cancer, but sorry amputees! And for a couple of grand we could make your kids not gay. Please! Scientist are at least willing to learn from their mistakes.

  • The world would be SO much better if there wasn't any religion. The Holocaust and 9/11 may not have happened.

  • This museum is a disgrace to mankind.

  • Jesus is worst then drugs

  • An every year stupidity get bigger. Hahahaha even god like WTF! XD hahaha... give the $27,000,000 to an atheist and he will give food, cloth and water to the needed. give it to a Creationists and they give a big ass crap.

  • @arkilium an then we ask our else why is there so much hate and poverty in the world look at what the money is going to.. GOD(religion), hate is just a side effect of indifferences of ignorance and poverty. (not talking about personal hate, like i hate your for doing that talking about i hate other because they are different of me). well maybe hate is to strong dislike.

    Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.

    :Napoleon Bonaparte:

  • Where's the money came from ?

    They could open a franchised creation museum in my country for less and double/triple the patrons but (a big but) replace all christianity reference to moslem ones. No big deal just couples of names, that's it. All the basic ideas are the same.

  • I think this museum is more therapeutic than anything else, preaching to the Christian-right choir who are already disposed to believe in the sort of claims the museum is espousing. The faithful will then leave the museum with a smug sense of confidence, convinced of their superiority to those "liberal" scientists, convinced that they alone hold the keys of knowledge of the universe, because they are holding their Bibles.

  • I love the theist arguement that a world without God would have rape, homosexuality, divorce, slavery, genocide, etc.... So since all these things DO happen, that means we live in a world without God, right?

  • I'm impressed they know what rafting is! They actually made a claim supported by science! (don't tell them that though or they'll take it down)

  • I'm impressed they actually know what rafting is! they actually made a claim supported by science! (don;t let anyone in that place know though, or they'll take it down)

  • Creationists are imune against knowlights

  • LOL i can't wait to visit this $27,000,000 bible theme park. I could use a laugh right now.

  • @nsfx84 I would go for the same reason, I just refuse to give theses idiots any money! If they let you in free, sure, I too could use a laugh, but I'm not giving theses dirt bags a dime!

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  • @VelociRaptor93 You'd probably laugh if I dangled my car keys in front of you.

  • @Slanguaj Not sure what you mean by that....Micro-evolution is the adaptations and changes within a species while macro-evolution is the addition of new traits or a transition to a new species. Macro-evolution is a theory that has never been observed in science.

    Do your homework!!!  Micro Happens in bactera Macro HAS NOT been proven.

  • @VelociRaptor93 hook, line and sinker. Look up ring species, then eat your words. Speciation is "macroevolution".

    Do you call walking a mile a macrostep too? What do you think a large amount of small changes does over a long period of time? It takes a lot of bricks to build a skyscraper. Small changes over time.

    The irony of you telling me to do my homework is palpable.

  • @emikochan13 wow you so smart, I dont think i can keep up....lmao. Macro has not been proven. PROVEN PROVEN

  • @emikochan13 wow you so smart, I dont think i can keep up....lmao. Macro has not been proven. PROVEN PROVEN. Using your books I could prove a Pink Elephant can fly. Kinda like the Magic bullet theory right. You believe Oswalt shot kennedy too? Evolution is unproven.

  • @VelociRaptor93 Go on then. You really enjoy making fallacious claims. Please prove pink elephants can fly, using modern peer reviewed biology papers. I'm waiting for you to back up one single claim you're making.

    I wonder if you even looked up what I told you to research. Ring species observed during the last 100 years doesn't count as proof? I'd love to know, what DOES count as proof in your book?

    Changing the subject to random conspiracy theories does not strengthen your case.