Ultimate Simpsons quote

[mydawgisdead]

Upvoted the top 2 comments, both made me chuckle. Classic Simpson's.

[piplup2009]

@gravy89 SHUT UP YA BUMS SHUT UP!!

[Teri92892]

@Jimmykreedz Mk

[gravy89]

this one was on tonight on channel 4 lol

[Stylin26]

Classic



[Gamewhoring]

Those were the classics.

Today's episodes are shit.

Give me the Beer Baron all day over anything new.

[BoogsterSU2]

If I don't have a fife, then my mind is full of luck.

[Nkieffer000]

anyone notice how at the very end Homer's eyes move down as if he's looking at that guys...you know what...

[DrScruffy]

@Nkieffer000 he found the fife

[GordiusKnot]

Now I've got two questions for you:

1. Where's 0:04? and 2. Gimme 0:04.

[LateTrain27]

I have two questions.

1. Where's the Like Button?

2. Hit the Like Button

[Jimmykreedz]

Wheres the... ? I can't hear it.

[YouAreABunghole]

Meanwhile, Afrofag and scorpio are having a fight down there..

What is this, /v/ ?

[firendable]

2nd was not a question!

[SoCalChunkybutt]

i just shit myself

[FelixtheBear1]

It's amazing how often I am able to quote this in everyday life. Well, actually I just use the set-up. I don't generally inquire as to the whereabouts of fifes.

[Minimej12]

You will have the hat cleaned and then returnéd

[nlwolslegel]

Uh...Mr. Simpson? That was only 3 questions.

[RoadRunnerUS75]

@nlwolslegel seemed like 2 to me

[BlackOpsSucksBallz]

WTF, that wasn't the best quote from the Simpsons, you sir are a big fat phony

[deadlizard64]

@BlackOpsSucksBallz this cowboy hat comes right off

[zx6rtt]

the second one wasn't a question

o___O

[ElroyJetta]

You're banned from this historical society. You and your children, and your children's children... for three months

[aftertouchbeatz]

wouldn't even put it in my top 500 simpsons quotes

[zbr76]

@aftertouchbeatz - Go ahead and make that video if possible. It would be interesting to see. Plus, it would show whether you're a 'Golden Age' believer.

[mdwalsh333]

he embiggened that role with his cromulent performance.

[CanadianGuitarist]

This is similar to a contender for my favourite Simpsons line ever: "My wife has been quite vocal on the subject of the monies. Questions like 'Have you got the money yet? Why haven't you got the money yet? Why aren't you getting the money now?' and so forth"

[Sasuke9717]

i dont get the quote :S

[xboxlover5000]

@Sasuke9717 its -what is it and i want what ever it is

[WoodSugars]

Gotta admire Homer's directness

[darkfang776]

Sorry about that argument I had with that guy/girl. (No, not calling you a he-she)

Good video though.

[MrPezza]

For me it's gotta be the Angel episode, witht he scientist running up to the garage.

Lisa - "Ah doctor, what were the results?"

Doctor - "Er... The were inconclusive."

Lisa - "What? Then why did you come running here?"

Doctor - "Can I use your bathroom?"

[sumbuddyx]

HUH? WHAT?

[arzyTUBE]

what's a fife?!

[jackbadboy1996]

@arzyTUBE fief dunno about the spelling but it is the ownership rights to a town or city

[CobaltIsNotReal]

@jackbadboy1996

A fife is a type of flute

[musicman9one]

@arzyTUBE nah a fife is a musical instrument they played in wars back then, kinda like a flute or piccolo.

[meanolthing]

PUT THIS IN YOUR FIFE AND SMOKE IT!

[mattbmattb]

Put this in your fife and smoke it!

[nerovampyro]

the like bar looks likes a lightsaber

[darkfang776]

THERES NO 0:04!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BaalsJurisdiction]

@darkfang776 the second to last second is missing in 99% videos on youtube if you want thumbs up do like everyone go on 4chan pickup something stupid and post it next to Thumbs Up Plz.

or since you seem to lack originality you could also try the '' X people disliked this because '' jokes

[darkfang776]

@BaalsJurisdiction I'm not doing anything Unoriginal as you are calling it. I did not notice this on the several hundred other YouTube videos that I have watched.

[BaalsJurisdiction]

@darkfang776 bullshit now you're not only unoriginal you're also hypocrite

[darkfang776]

@BaalsJurisdiction What the heck? hypocrite? How?

[darkfang776]

@BaalsJurisdiction Not what I meant I meant that I did not realize the 0:0 whatever was missing.

[GALL0WSHUM0R]

@darkfang776 I'm gonna have to agree. I've never seen anything like that on ANY of the videos I've watched EVER.

[Charmolution]

Homer noticed the other guy's dick was hanging out at the end.

[heart10198]

GREAT VIDEO BY THE WAY! XD

[heart10198]

STOP FIGHTING AND ENJOY THE VIDEO! JEEZ I KNOW THAT WE ALL WANT ALL KIDS TO BE SAFE BUT, REALLY,? I wish that people would stop posting comments that have ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING to do with the video at all. So PLEASE! Enjoy the video and If you Don't, Then FIND A VIDEO THAT YOU LIKE!!

P.S. This is coming from a kid too! XD

[radiationbacon]

that's the best Simpson quote? that unpossible

[Autonova]

so fucking good.

[kidpresentable]

91 people don't have a fife

[TheMutantX109]

@WHATISUTUBE Hello, That' Why We Use Parental Control In Our Best Judgement. Parents Do Their Best, Some Kids Understand Why Adults Set Parental Control Because They Don't Know Everything About The World And They Don't Want To Find Out. Sometimes I Wish Someone Would Set My Computer To Protect Me. Cordially.

[scipio4052]

@TheMutantX109 Dear God, stop capitalizing every wordfd. Please!

[TheAfroThunder1]

@scipio4052 WHAT DID YOU SAY. I COULD SEE OVER THE MANY PEOPLE USING CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME. THOSE PEOPLE ARE F**KING STUPID, RIGHT?

[scipio4052]

@TheAfroThunder1 Capitalizing the beginning of every word doesn't, is what I meant. Also, do you understand irony?

[TheAfroThunder1]

@scipio4052 Do you understand the word "Joke"?

[scipio4052]

@TheAfroThunder1 joke/jōk/Noun: A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline

Also it's rude to answer a question with a question.

[TheAfroThunder1]

@scipio4052 Wow... How mature. How old are you?

[scipio4052]

@TheAfroThunder1 Unlike you, i'm old enough to be on this site.

[TheAfroThunder1]

@scipio4052 Nice way of avoiding the question, kid. Seriously, how old are you?

[scipio4052]

@TheAfroThunder1 Well, you're smarter than most people on this site, which isn't say much, but still.

[TheAfroThunder1]

@scipio4052 Thanks... I guess... But again, avoiding the question.

[scipio4052]

@TheAfroThunder1 (((196+55.8)-.3-.5)-36+3-22)/1­4 Do this equation and you shall get the answer you so desperately seak.

[TheAfroThunder1]

@scipio4052 WOW! Your (Censored by S.O.P.A) years old!... No, but maths is not my strong point. I could probably work it out it I tried, but I cant be asked to. To be honest, I don't care how old you are, but a bigger question is... Do you like Doctor Who?

[Bioweapon420]

@TheAfroThunder1

Doctor Who? GAAAY

[TheAfroThunder1]

@Bioweapon420 Why? I love it.

[TheAfroThunder1]

@Bioweapon420 Why? I love it.

[HJJOPA]

@scipio4052 your letter to me was short and it didn't make much sense. I don't capitilize every "wordfd" whatever that is.

[scipio4052]

@HJJOPA You're right, you capitAlized the beginning of every word.

Also are you now smart enough to see that wordfd was a typo? Guess not.

[HJJOPA]

@scipio4052 How dare you talk to God that way. And I most certainly didn't capitalize everyword.

[TheMutantX109]

@ch4rl1e97 Hello, I Just Wish To Say As A Closure That You Should Be Very Careful About The Words You Use On YOUTUBE Or On Any Social Media. There Are Kids Who Are Very Vulnerable And Constantly Harassed This Way To The Point That They Commit Suicide. As A Parent. I Worry About That. What You Do Is Bullying. Think Of The Consequences Your Words Can Have. Cordially.

[MossOwnsYou]

@TheMutantX109 As a child, I worry that your being a parent who says you're a "women" instead of "woman" and capitalize every word makes me believe you are unfit for proper parenting and worry that your child shall end up as dim-witted as you. I can only pray the father is around to fill in your negative space. Good day, Ma'am.

[WHATISUTUBE]

@TheMutantX109 You're partially correct. The problem lies in parents trying to desperately shield their kids from everything in the world, and going so far as legislation and the like. At what point do we stop making the world kid friendly and realize that, hey, there are adults in the world as well! Or perhaps your kid shouldn't be on the net to begin with? There has to be a minimum age requirement for the internet.

[TheMutantX109]

@AceBlazes Hello, Spell Check Isn't Reliable It High Ligths My Full Name. When I Write Cordially ( Honestly, Thank You For Correcting Me :) ) I'm Attempting to Be Polite. I Suppose We Are Not Going To Have Anymore To Say About The Simpsons Because My Font Offends You. Cordially.

[TheMutantX109]

@ch4rl1e97 Hello, You Tube Is A Place To Share And Discuss In A Civil Way. If It Offends You To Read This Font And Amuses You to Insult Me It's Very Disapointing Because I Really Love The Simpsons. 26 Years Already! There's So Much To Talk About The Show. Do You Have Trouble Reading When People Write In Curcives ? It's An Honest Question. Alot Of People Who Use Electronics Do. :( Do You Hate The Simpsons' Font Too? Cordially.

[TheMutantX109]

@AceBlazes Hello, I Do Not Understand Why You Are Wondering The Subject Of This Simpsons' Bid. If You Do not Desire To Discuss About It Anymore You Should Simply Say So. I Still Do Not See How It Is Related To This Bid But My Spell Check Is Set For French. All The Words Are Highligthed In Red. I'm Sorry We Couldn't Have An Interesting Exchange About The Simpsons. They've Celebrated Their 26th Anniversary Since The Tracey Ullman Show On April 19th In 1987. 1/4 Of A Century : ) Amazing. Cordialy.

[AceBlazes]

@TheMutantX10 Well if it's in French, why don't you just set it to English then? And another thing, why are you ending your posts with 'cordialy'? First of all, it's cordially and secondly, if you're doing it to try to sound 'smart', congratulates! You failed.

[ch4rl1e97]

@TheMutantX109 Herp, Mass troll detected, Now stop capitalizing everything. Derp.

[TheMutantX109]

@ClikeWorks Hello, I'm Not A "Dude" I"m A Women. And I Went To Many Live Readings Of The Simpsons Episodes. After The Presentation The Public Can Ask Questions To The Comedians And Matt Greoning. I Asked Him And I Had A Pleasant Conversation With Him About These Bids. I Am Sorry You Do Not Accept When People Want To Share What They Know With You. I Don't Understand Why You Are Commenting About My Font. My Keyboard Is Set This Way For My Professional Editorial Work. Cordialy.

[AceBlazes]

@TheMutantX109 You know, if you're gonna lie about something like 'Professional editor work', be a dear and try to run spell check first.

[Murformance]

I hate you all

[TheMutantX109]

@Geekman333 Hello I Didn't Find The Word Embiggens On WIKI I Stumbled On It While Reading Notes and Queries: A Medium of Intercommunication for Literary Men It Dates From 1884. Embiggens Is Also Used In Terminology In Science Physics. Simpsonisms All Have References. Look It Up. Itchy's Name Comes From The Word Ichthys, The Cristian Fish Symbol. Wiki For "Walking Fish". You'll Find An Explaination For Another Simpsons Bid. It's Illarious. Cordialy.

[ClikeWorks]

@TheMutantX109

Overanalyzing dude. Itchy and Scratchy. Itchy is the itch that scratchy wants to scratch. Simple.

Stop capitalizing every word by the way. It makes your comment seem less trustworthy. It really does.

[TheMutantX109]

@AZproductions117 Hi, Well What I See On My Keyboard Are Capital Letters So I Thought It Would Be Cool To Lower Case All The Other Ones. SO I'M ReAlLY sOrRy, YOu ARe Right I SHoULd cOrrEcT ThAt. ThANk YOu For THe Very CRoMulAnt CoMmeNt It WIlL EmBiGgeN My BEhaVioR FrOm NoW ON. Cordialy.

[Geekman333]

@TheMutantX109 It's 'cromulEnt'...with an 'E'. Pfft.

[TheMutantX109]

@pontoon01 Hi,I've Consulted WIKI And "Embiggens" Is A Real Word It Means To Enlarge The Opposite Is Ensmallen "A Nobel Spirit Embiggens The Smallest Man" Is A Very Cromulant Statement However Crommulant Is Not Even A Cromulant Word Itself It Was Coined By The Simpsons Writers Embiggens Was 1st Recorded As An Official Word In North Kentucky The State Where The Simpsons' Springfield Is To Be As Mention In Behind The Laughter So The 1st Clue To Where The Town Of Springfield Is Was Always There :)

[AZproductions117]

@TheMutantX109 What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you cap every word?

[Geekman333]

@TheMutantX109 'Embiggen' is a Simpsonsism. It's not an English word and Wiki is not a reliable source. Sheesh...can't even spell 'cromulent'. ;-)

[EricToTheScionti]

Wheres the pipe? fucking tweaker

[1Dibbers]

Having no fife...Thats a paddlin'..

[TheGearyboys]

how did I get here from someone like you by Adele

[TheMutantX109]

@TheGearyboys Hi, They Showed It In Homer Univers. IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE SIMPSONS. :D Woah... Cordialy.

[lordvolroc]

0:04 looks at boner

[Amnamnimnus]

@NorbyWhite

Oh, sorry. Let me try again.

1 Willie take your little drum

2 Robin bring your fife and come

[yokin128]

@LunarPills I'm gonna die then.Bye.

[themixedarts]

He realized his ding-a-ling was hanging out at the end.

[Amnamnimnus]

1 Enemies are looting Fearichen

2 Enemies have laid waste to a fief

[NorbyWhite]

@Amnamnimnus I don't understand why you made a mount and blade reference, but good

[TheIslammiracle]

1. Thats a paddlin'

2. Some bullshit about an arrow to the knee

[ToxicTurquoise454]

@TheIslammiracle STOP. MENTIONING. THE. ARROW. JOKE.

No one thinks it's funny.

[KingLOLface1]

@ToxicTurquoise454 well how bout i took a mace to the face or i took a sword from a nord!

[wiccanXexodus]

@ToxicTurquoise454 i used to think it was funny...and then i took an arrow in the knee

[KingHarlequin88]

@wiccanXexodus What does that mean?

[wiccanXexodus]

@KingHarlequin88 its a meme. in skyrim guards will sometimes say " i used to be an adventurer like you once....and then i took an arrow in the knee" players turned it into a meme

[MoinCroft]

@ToxicTurquoise454 Until you took an arrow to the knee. Then it got funny.

[timelessthee]

@ToxicTurquoise454 I used to think it was funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ToxicTurquoise454]

@timelessthee Wow, thanks for being the third person to say that exact comment, you retard.

[timelessthee]

@ToxicTurquoise454 I used to be a retard. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[TheAtheistAussie]

@timelessthee No you used to be a retard then you took an arrow to the knee and became a crippled retard.

[timelessthee]

@TheAtheistAussie I used to be as mad as you.

[TheAtheistAussie]

@timelessthee Then you became retarded and nothing worries you yeah yeah i know this part.

[CanadianGuitarist]

"I have nothing but respect for the Town Crier, but this is well outside your jurisdiction!"

[borgduck]

Testing.

[DETHxWOLF]

2k i'd like to ask you a few questions

1. where's bioshock infinite

2. give me bioshock infinite

[BurritoLover96]

Tank Dempsey: Mystery Box, I'd like to ask a few questions:

1. Where's the Ray

2. Give me the Ray ooraah...

[NappaSuper77]

@Assasin6619 What's your problem :-/

[KC17171]

I love this Homer is awesome!

[penguinswithswords]

saying this is the ultimate quote? thats a paddlin

[ClubSuperAdventure]

@penguinswithswords Sayin' outdated crap no one likes anymore, that's a OH FUCK IT.

[MykeMetyll]

@penguinswithswords

But the whole paddling think sucks.

[mmendel46]

Homer loves the fife.

[metallicafan5059]

I like how in the end, Homer looks at the other guy's dick.

[Blinky3341]

Whats a fife?

[toddles9]

@Blinky3341 A wind instrument. It is similar to a piccolo.

[Jeeves441]

@williamad @ripelivejam point 1 for williamad

[Lemileant]

Stu, it's 4 O'clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Because I've lost control of my fife.

[femoman]

@Lemileant OK, what isthat quote originally from? I've been trying to fnd it

[Lemileant]

@femoman rugrats, not sure which episode

[MadaOOS]

@femoman

I think thats a quote from an episode of rugrats with stu (tommy's dad) up late in the night for some reason, sorry i cant name episode but i gotta feeling its tommys dad that says it.

[2MuchFreeTimeVideos]

@Lemileant we never have control over our lives. it just takes making chocolate pudding at 4am to realize this

[GameKeeper28]

3. Where the hell is my fife?

[XxCHRISTIANxX2001]

bells internet suks

[ripelivejam]

another day, another downvoting and flagging for spam all paddlin jokes

[BurritoLover96]

Louis: Bill, I'd like to ask a few questions:

1. Where's the pills

2. Give me the pills

[MistrEgg]

@BurritoLover96 PILLS HERE!

[blainyrules]

@BurritoLover96 Scout: (Insert TF2 character) I'd like to ask you a few questions:

1. Where's the BONK!

2. Give me the BONK!

[emoviolins]

@BurritoLover96 lol good i'm not the only person who plays left 4 dead instead of call of duty, or Halo.

[ASecondOpinion1501]

@CrayzeW00kie *sighs and rolls eyes*

[zionravescene]

@BurritoLover96 "I have opened PILLS."

[ASecondOpinion1501]

@BurritoLover96 *rolls eyes*

[Brawl4Metal]

Day 18

Still in search of NightShade1218's comment.

Food, water and shelter are beginning to become very limited. Please send help... <3

[sharksification]

@Brawl4Metal Veiw all then ctrl+f.

[TrainsfanAlex6060]

press 3 repeatedly, shits, shits, shits

[dollarcheeseburger]

Giving her the ol' Cleveland Steamer?  That's a paddlin'.

[CimalJones]

fuck the five, where's the 4 in the video?

[89Animeknight2nd]

What's a fife?

[fuzzymoonsquirrel]

@89Animeknight2nd a small flute played during the civil war

[6kuronix]

@89Animeknight2nd Like a flute

[89Animeknight2nd]

that explain it and erase the '2ND' i'm just 89Animeknight

[6kuronix]

@89Animeknight2nd It says 2nd on your portfolio name and Youtube automatically defaults to that when I reply, don't blame me. 

[89Animeknight2nd]

i know 6kuronix but i like to be called 89Animeknight

[bartygrumble100]

@89Animeknight2nd ok...

[theRealNumaNumaFAN]

not giving Homer the fife. That's a paddlin'...

[Fernhilla]

No the Ultimate Simpsons Quote is "Dow!"