How do I say in italian "your shitty accent, hurried speech and bad actors don't hide the fact that this italian lesson sucks a lot of rotten eggs and I didn't learn squat because of it".... Por favor. Grazi.
dovrebbero insegnare agli inglesi che dopo aver chiesto :" ma sei scemo ? " dovranno anche aspettarsi un bel pugno in piena faccia !..perchè noi italiani siamo un popolo molto caloroso ! XD
Wow I'm from Argentina and I have never spoken Italian in my entire life and yet I could do a better video then this.... Oh and did you know If you can speak Spanish,speaking Italian will be WAY easyer
I want to learn how to speak Italian really bad becuase I hope to visit their one day but the cool thing is I speak spanish so italian is really similar to it, I even understood the words they were using in this guide !!
@MrRare16 ummm.. she tells you what the words mean in english... a chinese man could understand the words LOL you guys don't say "giorno, sera, posso, si trova" and a lot of other words. if she didn't say it in english, you wouldn't know. lol
@ragazzoshitfuck409 I was trying to say that the some words in Italian are similar to Spanish, of course they translate but even if they didn't I would somewhat understand what they are saying, do you speak spanish?
@jerrycombiscool*laughs*the fact that you're american says it all. let's compare spanish and italian to show you, an american who speaks neither one, how different they can be:italian - buongiorno, spanish - buenos dias. italian - buona sera, spanish - buenas tardes. le posso offrire da bere/mangiare? -- le puedo ofrecer algo que beber/comer? dove si trova? -- donde se encuentra?ma sei scemo! -- pero como eres pendejo! pesche, carote, pomodori, e fragole. --duraznos, guisantes, tomates, y fresas
@jerrycombiscool it's like saying german and english, or russian and polish are the same, just because they have a few similar words but are largely different languages.
@charlieshakeview let's try these: italian - buongiorno, spanish - buenos dias. italian - buona sera, spanish - buenas tardes. le posso offrire da bere/mangiare? -- le puedo ofrecer algo que beber/comer? dove si trova? -- donde se encuentra? ma sei scemo! -- pero como eres pendejo!
Italian is like Spanish, I even understand Italian myself. Pronto in Mexico means to "hurry". It's easy to learn Italian for those that speak Spanish.
@charlieshakeview right but you didn't understand correctly because "pronto" in italian does not mean "hurry up" it means someone is ready (ready for the other person to start talking on the phone.) "sbrigati" is "hurry up" in italian.
@tmbttes in italian it means "ready" as in "sono pronto", i'm ready! that's "estoy listo, lista!" in spanish. to say "hurry up" in italian it's "sbrigati!" false friends!
@CandyRox3000 EXACTLY! that's my point! I hate that LITERALLY 99% of the world thinks italian and spanish and identical. the world, especially americans, have no concept of the phrase "languages in the same language family have similar roots and words, but are largely different languages." examples of these languages are english, german and dutch, russian, polish, and ukranian, arabic, turkish, and hebrew, and italian, spanish, and french.
My grandparents came from Italy and taught their 3 kids and 3 grandkids to speak it. they all speak English but I love being about to talk to them in Italian!!!
THis is pretty easy thinking that I am half latina and half italian! :P this has alot of spanish root , and i speak spanish fluintly:D ill learn more becuz my dad says how can you speak spanish but not italian! im proud! :P
@TheLovergirl98 it has a lot of LATIN root (as in ancient rome latin), not spanish. latin, which eventually became italian, spanish, portuguese, french, and romanian, started in italy. all those languages have latin root. spanish and portuguese is arab latin, french is germanic latin, romanian is slavic latin, and italian is pure latin.
@umrzyjnubie it's cappuCCino, moZZarella, and maCCHEroni. lol my turn! hey y'all! mah name is harold smith. ah live in los angeles. ah'm american, as you can see. i lahk to frah everything. french frahs, frahd chicken, i love deep-frahin' evreh-theng. ah can't wait to sue you. ah'm gonna go have sex wit mah sester now! i have an appointment on jerreh springer tomarrah. goodbah!
Italiani non sanno parlare la lingua inglese. prchè la loro seconda lingua è francesee noi asiani la nostra seconda lingua è inglese. ma adesso sto qua in italia
@kickabologna1 non è vero che la seconda lingua in italia è il francese, gli italiani non sanno parlare inglese because they're just fuckin' lazy!!!! lol
@pen5221 wow bad google translation. it's "sei un pervertito sporco." i don't know where you got "il vostro." maybe because you typed in "your" when you should have typed in "you're" (meaning "you are") lol
Actually it is! xD If you are sure that you've written it right it's referred to the buthan gas. Or maybe you've just heard it wrong, becouse it could be coming from the world "buttana" or "puttana", which simply mean "bitch!" xD
@DaYoungestStunna803 Bevi qualcosa? It's easier than it looks! Here in Italy you use "Le posso offrire da bere?" only with older people or in high event. With friends you should say: Beviamo?! . Ciao
@Fabioman6 no I'm Italian! But I have some friends who made the exchange at school and went to America to study for a few months, and they said that the teaching of Italian in America is awful!
i may have an girl live at my house for 2 weeks, she lives in florence, italy! then, i would live with her family in florence! AMAZING. but i dont know any italian! does any know any good sites? its not till this summer but i need a head start.
Italian guidette 4 life LOL
mracfa1 3 hours ago
How do I say in italian "your shitty accent, hurried speech and bad actors don't hide the fact that this italian lesson sucks a lot of rotten eggs and I didn't learn squat because of it".... Por favor. Grazi.
twacar 1 week ago
I'm fluent in Spanish and Italian sounds so much like it.
ReevesTheKnight 3 weeks ago
Now i understand the ridiculous english-itaian accent: they studied from this shitty video!!
fricchioriginale 1 month ago
dovrebbero insegnare agli inglesi che dopo aver chiesto :" ma sei scemo ? " dovranno anche aspettarsi un bel pugno in piena faccia !..perchè noi italiani siamo un popolo molto caloroso ! XD
Francyxx93xx 1 month ago
How to speak common Italian Phrases? Learn it.
Zeranzo 1 month ago
Grazie but this doesn't help alot but Grazie Arrivederci
ozzhead2066 1 month ago
Italian style?...bunga bunga style!...ahahha
1IMaxI1 1 month ago
It's okay! ... but do not just learn the "bunga bunga" ... ahahhaha
1IMaxI1 1 month ago
Che Cazzo E?
bigdav123456 1 month ago
not "ma sei scemo" the correct form is "Ma sei Pirla?!"
Guaste93 1 month ago
"Ma sei scemo?" ahahahah perchè chi viene in Italia ha bisogno di saperlo dire!
AEmmeTi1 1 month ago
Un orrido italiano....
eaglestar23 1 month ago
Wow I'm from Argentina and I have never spoken Italian in my entire life and yet I could do a better video then this.... Oh and did you know If you can speak Spanish,speaking Italian will be WAY easyer
Leadtheliving147 3 months ago
@Leadtheliving147 I know right? Im mexican and i practically understand every word and frase they showed here ._.
anime3moncherrat 2 months ago
Cazzo testa di cazzo!
bobzzz23 3 months ago 4
next time get ezio auditore da firenze to narrate
2manreds 3 months ago 3
@SpectraPyrus la dolce vita means the sweet life. And alwazs italians use this phrase connected sweet life in Italy :)
TheSasanka 4 months ago
la dolce vita?wtf does that mean.all i know is requiescat in pace and mierda
SpectraPyrus 4 months ago
@SpectraPyrus the sweet life. i dont speak italian but i speak spanish and its similar to La dulce Vida.
cantfiteveryheart 4 months ago
@cantfiteveryheart italiano y español son primos hermanos
agnellone 4 months ago 2
@agnellone hehehehehe,,, si,,, es verdad!!!
TheAtos1984 3 months ago
Can a Italian say Horse when "H" is silent?
iamtheNoNamer 4 months ago
I'm watching this because of Assassin's Creed
iamtheNoNamer 4 months ago
@iamtheNoNamer Holy crap me too!
hamsters56789 3 months ago
why nobody has a real italian accent but always this fake phony one , the one
Americans think Italians have but actually it's just a patheitc attempt to imitate southern italian accent
blokflotnbrass 4 months ago
Io sono Italiana ... ^^ credo che siano una buona idea queste lezioni per gli stranieri
Serendipity2200 4 months ago
This didn't help me pass my exam... I'M BLEEDING!!!!
GNRlova23 4 months ago
@GNRlova23
difficult exam?
Serendipity2200 4 months ago
@Serendipity2200 You have no idea :(
GNRlova23 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you here because of assassins creed
SuperDrifter101 4 months ago
They forgot "faccio pompini gratis".
cazzozzo 5 months ago 2
so howcast would be pronounced ow-kast
MrAntwizzle 5 months ago
show us how to do the italian hand signals
commandant15 5 months ago
Wow, the speaker's accent is terrible!
MariMcSly09 5 months ago 27
next time if I wanna tell someone to be quiet in italian just write "h"
jengkiesville 5 months ago 35
i love being Italian <3
Aleexx1256 6 months ago
Che cosa c'entra il "Ma sei scemo?" con un drink xD é un fail sta cosa u.u
Mbaramba 6 months ago
I want to learn how to speak Italian really bad becuase I hope to visit their one day but the cool thing is I speak spanish so italian is really similar to it, I even understood the words they were using in this guide !!
MrRare16 6 months ago
@MrRare16 ummm.. she tells you what the words mean in english... a chinese man could understand the words LOL you guys don't say "giorno, sera, posso, si trova" and a lot of other words. if she didn't say it in english, you wouldn't know. lol
ragazzoshitfuck409 6 months ago
@ragazzoshitfuck409 I was trying to say that the some words in Italian are similar to Spanish, of course they translate but even if they didn't I would somewhat understand what they are saying, do you speak spanish?
MrRare16 5 months ago
Howcast™ never disappoints.. :)
47MrX 6 months ago
I know french..is italian similar to that?
metaknight95 6 months ago
@metaknight95 ehhh,,, no not completely, but italian,spanish,and french are kindda similar
crps3ESA 6 months ago
@metaknight95 italian: voglio piu formaggio. ancora! french: je veux plus fromage. encore! giorno, sera, domani mattina. jour, soir, demain matin. piuttosto, plutot. mangiare, manger. testa, tete. estate, ete. restare, rester. tavolo, table. mettere, mettre. parlare, parler.
ragazzoshitfuck409 6 months ago
I'f u know spanish u almost sure to know italian because spanish is just like italian
jerrycombiscool 6 months ago
@jerrycombiscool*laughs*the fact that you're american says it all. let's compare spanish and italian to show you, an american who speaks neither one, how different they can be:italian - buongiorno, spanish - buenos dias. italian - buona sera, spanish - buenas tardes. le posso offrire da bere/mangiare? -- le puedo ofrecer algo que beber/comer? dove si trova? -- donde se encuentra?ma sei scemo! -- pero como eres pendejo! pesche, carote, pomodori, e fragole. --duraznos, guisantes, tomates, y fresas
ragazzoshitfuck409 6 months ago
@jerrycombiscool it's like saying german and english, or russian and polish are the same, just because they have a few similar words but are largely different languages.
ragazzoshitfuck409 6 months ago
Boun Viaggio in Spanish "Buen Viaje" it's easy.
charlieshakeview 6 months ago
@charlieshakeview let's try these: italian - buongiorno, spanish - buenos dias. italian - buona sera, spanish - buenas tardes. le posso offrire da bere/mangiare? -- le puedo ofrecer algo que beber/comer? dove si trova? -- donde se encuentra? ma sei scemo! -- pero como eres pendejo!
ragazzoshitfuck409 6 months ago
Italian is like Spanish, I even understand Italian myself. Pronto in Mexico means to "hurry". It's easy to learn Italian for those that speak Spanish.
charlieshakeview 6 months ago
@charlieshakeview right but you didn't understand correctly because "pronto" in italian does not mean "hurry up" it means someone is ready (ready for the other person to start talking on the phone.) "sbrigati" is "hurry up" in italian.
ragazzoshitfuck409 6 months ago
It's soo easy!!! It's just like Spanish!!
psychopits 6 months ago 2
"pronto" here in Mexico means "hurry up"
tmbttes 6 months ago 3
@tmbttes in italian it means "ready" as in "sono pronto", i'm ready! that's "estoy listo, lista!" in spanish. to say "hurry up" in italian it's "sbrigati!" false friends!
ragazzoshitfuck409 6 months ago
i've only been practicing one.. Ma sei scemo XD
CandyRox3000 6 months ago
similar to spanish but some is comepletely different
CandyRox3000 6 months ago
@CandyRox3000 EXACTLY! that's my point! I hate that LITERALLY 99% of the world thinks italian and spanish and identical. the world, especially americans, have no concept of the phrase "languages in the same language family have similar roots and words, but are largely different languages." examples of these languages are english, german and dutch, russian, polish, and ukranian, arabic, turkish, and hebrew, and italian, spanish, and french.
ragazzoshitfuck409 6 months ago
ummm did not get any of that
mtbberielleyu 6 months ago
i already speak italian.... this is begginer crap
mrpaulyp3 6 months ago
@mrpaulyp3 No one likes a no it all
Shmacalacapingo 6 months ago
@Shmacalacapingo why not. its good that i know alot.
mrpaulyp3 6 months ago
Bapada Bupi. Bipidi bapa?
Jonnybooster 6 months ago
@Jonnybooster lol
floppper31 6 months ago
quick simple and easy to catch on ..i love this video
giogarcia16 6 months ago
Che???
girrslippers 6 months ago
@ryanc3443 Actually she is right, so go fuck yourself stronzo
AntDog222 7 months ago
My grandparents came from Italy and taught their 3 kids and 3 grandkids to speak it. they all speak English but I love being about to talk to them in Italian!!!
amsardina11 7 months ago
i tried to translate hello in google translate and here's the sentence that popped out
"ITSA MI, MARIO!!!" joke
sasorinodanna13 7 months ago
Ahahah well i dont need to learn Italian cuz i am Italian yay and I'm happy to be ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Msitaliangirl14 7 months ago 4
ill never learn!! :(
AlbertimusPrime 7 months ago
sei un cazzo
thedonovan96 7 months ago
@thedonovan96 a fucking what?
Brutusness 7 months ago
@Brutusness somthing what you don't have xd
thedonovan96 7 months ago
@thedonovan96 -_- fuck you too buddy
Brutusness 7 months ago
whats the point of knowing how to buy a drink in italian if you're not gonna be able to continue having a conversation in italian
frootloopsfan 7 months ago 3
THis is pretty easy thinking that I am half latina and half italian! :P this has alot of spanish root , and i speak spanish fluintly:D ill learn more becuz my dad says how can you speak spanish but not italian! im proud! :P
TheLovergirl98 7 months ago
@TheLovergirl98 you are a complete lier
ryanc3443 7 months ago
@TheLovergirl98 it has a lot of LATIN root (as in ancient rome latin), not spanish. latin, which eventually became italian, spanish, portuguese, french, and romanian, started in italy. all those languages have latin root. spanish and portuguese is arab latin, french is germanic latin, romanian is slavic latin, and italian is pure latin.
ragazzoshitfuck409 6 months ago
Ba-dip-dee-doopdie!
SURF3R84 7 months ago
Mamma Mia i spilled Cappucino on my mozarella macaroni!
umrzyjnubie 7 months ago 3
@umrzyjnubie it's cappuCCino, moZZarella, and maCCHEroni. lol my turn! hey y'all! mah name is harold smith. ah live in los angeles. ah'm american, as you can see. i lahk to frah everything. french frahs, frahd chicken, i love deep-frahin' evreh-theng. ah can't wait to sue you. ah'm gonna go have sex wit mah sester now! i have an appointment on jerreh springer tomarrah. goodbah!
ragazzoshitfuck409 6 months ago
Penso che il video ha aiutato!
pen5221 8 months ago
its kind of like spanish
Monvid33 8 months ago
Italiani non sanno parlare la lingua inglese. prchè la loro seconda lingua è francesee noi asiani la nostra seconda lingua è inglese. ma adesso sto qua in italia
kickabologna1 8 months ago
@kickabologna1 non è vero che la seconda lingua in italia è il francese, gli italiani non sanno parlare inglese because they're just fuckin' lazy!!!! lol
badvortex 7 months ago
how do you say: I want to have sex with you're vagina?? badaba boobi?
soycd1234 8 months ago
@soycd1234 voglio fare un sesso con il tua figa haha
kickabologna1 8 months ago
@soycd1234 voglio fare un sesso con la tua figa
kickabologna1 8 months ago
@kickabologna1 Il vostro un pervertito sporco!
pen5221 8 months ago
@kickabologna1 Il vostro un pervertito sporco!
pen5221 8 months ago
@pen5221 wow bad google translation. it's "sei un pervertito sporco." i don't know where you got "il vostro." maybe because you typed in "your" when you should have typed in "you're" (meaning "you are") lol
ragazzoshitfuck409 6 months ago
I'm not Italian but I speak it:) ITs quit easy once u get to know it and get more comfortable with the language!
faith9421 8 months ago
Italian sounds fairly pleasant even you don't understand it, trust me.
genelin1995 8 months ago
I have Latin at school so I understand a little bit of Italian and Spanish. But sadly it's not my best subject :(
bltsdsubbie 8 months ago
So useful :)
DaKevin245 8 months ago
To me, it sounds somewhat like Spanish LOL, I can never make that stressed R :D
TheTrieutran 9 months ago
I want to go to Venice!
Metalismything123 9 months ago
So if you ask where something is in Italian how do you understand it when they give you their answer in italian
xGreenxDayxRoxx 9 months ago
check my language''papiamento''...i guess nobody knows my language...
boekhoudt 9 months ago
to fast
Sento35 9 months ago
I'm italian and we are best!
scarface980 9 months ago
the letter akka not H
ahmology 9 months ago
assassin's creed brought me here
TheKarasuma88 9 months ago
oh shit... the accent in this is soo wrong.. LOL
SweetAuroraxD 9 months ago
being half italian half indian, living in the uk... you can imagine how confused i am :)
jatt92rs 9 months ago 42
omg i want to go back to florence now... its so pretty there
melovebirds 9 months ago
I LOVE ITALIANS!!!!!!!! <3 HAHAHAHA AND THEIR LANGUAGE!!!!
ThenNat365 9 months ago
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BiagioScooters 9 months ago
meh you thinka i canta speaka the italiano, ma vaffanculo
LucaToni101 9 months ago
ima mutt so id guess id consider myself the italian side ;)
MrIhaveacat 10 months ago
Most of the stuff i learned about Italy came from Hetalia
cheech5102 10 months ago
0:38 lol at the person walking with red blouse
TheJuli1241 10 months ago
Itsa mi Mario!
TheJuli1241 10 months ago 63
@TheJuli1241 lmfao
4C4rly4 8 months ago
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TheJuli1241 10 months ago
well my dads like more than half italian so i wanna learn some italian to speak with my dads side of the family
ninjaicekitten 10 months ago
I mean @Kiban00 lol ma bad hahah
TheBestBrazilian 11 months ago
@Kibian00 Thanks!:)
TheBestBrazilian 11 months ago
@Kibian00 thanks!
TheBestBrazilian 11 months ago
What does forza azzuri mean?
TheBestBrazilian 11 months ago
@TheBestBrazilian "azzurri" is a nickname for italy national football team, so "forza azzurri" is something like "go italy"
Kiban00 11 months ago
this is fun!
prettygabby 11 months ago
Sounds so close to Spanish :P
lawrencexmoon 11 months ago
SEI FROCE
skillamage2 11 months ago
@skillamage2 sei frocio si dice, gay!
pixxie91 11 months ago
lol something true and something wrong on this video the "H" is not always silent
gianlucaodd 11 months ago
now my life has a deeper sense
xlanarchie 11 months ago
we filthypinos hate italians
FiIipinoUnggoy 11 months ago
@FiIipinoUnggoy u just called urself filthy ... haha!!
d3vilnaruto 11 months ago
@d3vilnaruto thanks! ^_^
FiIipinoUnggoy 11 months ago
"Ciao, butano!"
The only words you will need to know.
Beastboy110 11 months ago
@Beastboy110 If you had to refill something like a gas cylinder...yes that will be useful! ("Hello butane" which is an hydrocarbon by the way...)
FredlexPARMA 11 months ago
@FredlexPARMA How do you say/spell whore in Italian?
Beastboy110 11 months ago
@Beastboy110 Puttana
FredlexPARMA 11 months ago
@Beastboy110 what means butano?
it's not an italian word
nsubutra 10 months ago
@nsubutra
Actually it is! xD If you are sure that you've written it right it's referred to the buthan gas. Or maybe you've just heard it wrong, becouse it could be coming from the world "buttana" or "puttana", which simply mean "bitch!" xD
Danandrea737 10 months ago
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PAWASHUPA 1 year ago
that building that guy was at remined me of assasins creed...
kinkster100 1 year ago
Owcast!
MsCeile 1 year ago
lol
sammelief1 1 year ago
are the masks there made from china?
jjordan89481 1 year ago 2
@jjordan89481 made from china?
sammelief1 1 year ago
If you wanna bid people good day in Italian just tell em to fuck off the bastardos!
resilienceman 1 year ago
ha un accento russo quando parla italiano!!
piergimail 1 year ago 2
thx
cah630 1 year ago
@DaYoungestStunna803 Bevi qualcosa? It's easier than it looks! Here in Italy you use "Le posso offrire da bere?" only with older people or in high event. With friends you should say: Beviamo?! . Ciao
frost80rio 1 year ago
@DaYoungestStunna803
frost80rio 1 year ago
I Love being part of the Latin culture, I know Spanish and some Italiano now. I love my roots =D
KrashKrown 1 year ago
LOL her accent sucks! haha im italian.
sweetdolcelucy 1 year ago
@sweetdolcelucy haha are you serious? Because she sounds perfect to me, but I'm only belgian :)
ZimmermanTelegram 1 year ago
She's all like ''PRONTO!" rofl!
Ladadadadaxoxo10 1 year ago
ahahahah mitico ponte vecchio all'inizio...Firenze è sempre Firenze
cicciopanza2005 1 year ago
spanish & italian > english ;p
0miesaur 1 year ago
My stupid school doesn't have Italian so I have to teach it to myself!
legos1011 1 year ago 25
@legos1011 Same dude
UploadingEnigma99 1 year ago
@legos1011 Italian in school is horrible, the teachers do not teach well! it is better if you learn it by youryself!!
ValeTifaNapoliTie 1 year ago
@ValeTifaNapoliTie
do you study italian?
I though that in british school or americanschool boys don't study italian
Fabioman6 1 year ago
@Fabioman6 no I'm Italian! But I have some friends who made the exchange at school and went to America to study for a few months, and they said that the teaching of Italian in America is awful!
ValeTifaNapoliTie 1 year ago
@Fabioman6
you're right
nsubutra 10 months ago
@legos1011 word!
guitarmessiah95 8 months ago
@legos1011 yeah ok, you dont know shit
MrFataja 8 months ago
requiescat en pace
TheR3aPeR21 1 year ago 3
@TheR3aPeR21 assassins creed? haha
nightxhawk40 1 year ago
@TheR3aPeR21 hahahahahahhahahahaha assassins creed
MrChucknorris22 1 year ago
i may have an girl live at my house for 2 weeks, she lives in florence, italy! then, i would live with her family in florence! AMAZING. but i dont know any italian! does any know any good sites? its not till this summer but i need a head start.
MsLittleDucky 1 year ago
ciao is the only things i remember ...because its the only thing i alreay knew
YouMadeMeSubscribe 1 year ago
La dolce vita means a sweet life.
DoubleReview 1 year ago
I don't know what's ''La Dolce Vita'' Mean?
StrangerInKiki 1 year ago
@StrangerInKiki sweet life =)
paoloilsolitario 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1:16 wrong!!! is "dove cazzo sta er cesso?"
WarrenKoolidge 1 year ago
AHah.. wow.. davvero utile....!
husky85sms 1 year ago
i know italian :) beautiful language!
LovePeaceSandra 1 year ago 2
I should learn how to speak Italian it's like Spanish , but it's different.
StrangerInKiki 1 year ago