Dylan's Couch - Episode Twenty - Volunteer Day

[fgslasher678]

I TOOK A HUGE DUMP 2 MINUTES AGO

[IMZEECATMAN]

...i am still wondering what you were copying

[chriswww]

@IMZEECATMAN his penis

[purpledevilducky]

HE'S HAWTT!!

[DementedStudios9007]

@purpledevilducky That's....special.

[purpledevilducky]

@DementedStudios9007 i know.

[DementedStudios9007]

@purpledevilducky No, I mean a different kind of special.

[MyJB1999]

wow august second is my birthday

[creedreader]

wat i wanna know is wat u were coping. wat is it? its driving me up the wall!!!

[IMJAFFASNAKEY]

one of my best mates birthday is on august 2nd

[IMJAFFASNAKEY]

"you gotta love this kid" - IMJAFFASNAKEY hint hint nudge nudge ;)

[ninitube]

what are those chords lol

i wanna play it!

[DylansCouchHateClub]

Fuck you.

[greengirlluv]

I would totally fuck him...or you. or your dad and mom

[SharpestNails]

i love your hair

[Musicismylife9229]

u r soooo hot XD and anyone who ses he has an awful hair cut is obviously blind

[sillylilly95]

OH MY GOSH DUDE! you talked in a really low voice, so i turned up my volume up all the way, and, DUN DUN! *AAAAAAAH!!!!* :o lol. it was hilarious. hilarious! hilarious.

[nickboi777]

hey the dude called dylan?? why id your name dylan? and why dint you use a amp dumb ass

[brookiiiiiie]

ur cuteee

:D

[Lillian0001]

lol. your AwEsOmE.. oh no i take that back, YOU R SOO HOTT!!!

[thatoneguy2151]

You're a funny man, dull, but funny. don't know how but funny. Yah, that's it... your funny.

[moolo123]

i looev u

[carooteefi24]

what did it say?! lol your hott ;]

[garrison300]

your so cool hope you make more

[ThatDamnBl0nde]

i have weird dreams of you dylan!!

[ThatDamnBl0nde]

is it hot in here or is it just dylan?

love the hair!!!! *wink wink*

[Erinesmee]

omg u r hott!

[brrennnaaaa]

5:14, 5:28

to much adorableness :)

[LunarSorceress]

5:52 what the heck!?!??! how many people can possibly have august2 as their bday? seriosuly, one of them HAD to be lying.

im so saaaad..... i issed the volunteerday.....

[LunarSorceress]

lol i love how you actually have the humility to post peoples comments saying that you suck or that youre hot. thats really funny.

i love when youre talking about paperjams and theres a Battle Of The Comments going on about whether or not youre hot. its awesome.

[ticket2]

Dylan it's time to change that smelly looking old couch you've outgrown it, lol.

truly gorw back the longer hair Dylan.

[jonasluv35]

you forgot 2 sing LOLZ

[MotoXRider31]

Wait, so what porn were you printing?

[justcauseproductions]

Your mothers...

[Vids1991]

brush your teeth!!!

[BellaElla665]

he is soo cute i luv u dylan

[ravensrock739]

omg i could never slip out of stuff like that

[mrcheezey]

HA! you destroyed a printer

2:48 it has the sound effects from smosh's neighbor and yard sale episodes

AWESOME DYLAN

[cam97654321]

you look exactly like my friend Dylan! omg its crazy

[gogiants123]

Maybe he is your friend dylan

[FabulousJena]

haha. i love the face you make at 0:30

and i love when youre like "oh yeah, what kind of group?" ha. your so adorable. i love your videos.

[SQUACKY62]

oooh color printer! A thing of the future!

[LiVELAFFLUFFx3]

what were you copying? :/

[PoOkAtArO]

hehe nice facial expressions. they inspire me. wow that sounds creepy sorry.

[farguswoptao]

kid's a creeper

[garrison300]

your one to talk i bet your fase is 10 times uglyer than his

[farguswoptao]

when did i say he was ugly???

[skittlesheets]

Dude, like you look 26 years old at 2:47!!

[1DoDisTaylorStyle]

Omg What does jim, jessica, and maranda look like??? I REALLY want to know. Make a show with them in it or something.

[jackr0731]

i love your vids there great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[RKexclusive275]

dramagee94 is oviously retarted if she thinks ur ugly

[superscarlett123]

i love you...you are so cute and look just like my friend connor!!!

[MetroStation90210]

the scary music made me jump every time u did it!!

[vangoughfreak]

wow your like...way way awesome :)

[icutiecollie]

"Don't Worry" BOOM "I'll Do It"

That freaked me out when it BOOMED!!! I screamed!!! Don't do that again!

........

[lmc3200]

OMG dude i didnt know you were back! i made a new account and never subbed!

[daddyslittledisaster]

haha i love the voice you did for moms voice!!!

ur soo funny.

and adoreable

[FLOATING6]

ur gay

[garrison300]

so r u

[ItsSarahDuhh33]

I love ur videos!!!!!!!!!!!!

[depressedgirl45]

hey do u go to lexington school in ohio??? just asking.

[wierdobeotch]

it was his DICK

[hottiebri24]

wat r u talkin bout?

[KyleSpringer12]

good vids 8)

[11Kelly111111]

hi!

[crazzygrl1630]

lol that is sooo cool

[ggeenneevvaa]

hottie

[crazygamer890]

Lol, moms voice is hislarious!

[diamondgal08]

i ♥ u dylan!!!!!!!

[diamondgal08]

omg i ♥ dylan!!!

[mottmelray]

rtytytry

[overthewoods]

omg i jumped out of my chair at 3:03 0.o

[NuageNine]

Dude, that's a TUESDAY.

[LoveMooseForever]

Marry me!!

[dujourfangirl]

Honesty, Integrity and Paper Jams.

Dun dun dun...

:D

[jibsjaystunescgy]

the first episodes were funny after 16 they got ssoooo stupid

[HyperGirl424]

lmao, when it said... Dad-dont worry,ill fix it. BAMMMMMM that scares me SOO much lmao. and then when yu did yur mom voice, it was soo cute, it sounded like a chipmunk. aha and nice, "i forgot to sing" XD as soon as i get a digital camera [i kno, itsucks, i dont have one] then yu'll get a SURPRISE !! muahaahahahhahahaha 8)

[OrangeBalloon13]

ok you know how you were lip singing or is it sinking?

what ever any way that voice creeped me out it was like scary rapist voice D:

[atvman12]

what if your mom watches this and finds out your lying?

did i spell lying right???

[MrFrostingbutt]

No not ok... GOSH

[MrFrostingbutt]

YOUR BUTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Twilight0894]

your pretty cute :P

[PunkerMonkey101]

your cute

[MissSarahx3]

what are all those pop up thingies?

[brina9393]

lol wow! that actually a great idea!

[Namine49]

u got hotter as u got older

[dnc4life91]

y havent u made ur real video of u doing volunteer day?????????????

[beemachines]

teehee.

=]

[YunaLIke]

Oh my goodness?

You left the original?

Dylan! Shame on you!

You're a disgrace to lying children everywhere.

But I still adore the show, so it's all good.

:D

[taekwondoshorty3]

at 5:28 he looks like jason dolley

[taekwondoshorty3]

0:39 lols

[devinalanna]

yea like im cexited

[anna4woo]

i love this its awesome

[crazyalice63]

you make me laugh :)

Marry Me?

[gcroller93]

wtf with all the anotations?!

[youngtuberbabee]

omg sadly i just saw this today but i am gonna do that tomorrow. :) you are so smart!!!

[KatieMarie03wb]

haha 2:51**

[KatieMarie03wb]

haha at 2:21 that scared the crap outta me :P

[CP6L1]

Also love the sounds!...AH!

[CP6L1]

The Paper jamed...OH NO!! XD

[dudemanguyperson76]

Why would you get in trouble for organizing a Volunteer day? That sounds like a good thing? How is it innappropriate?

[benlorenc]

I DOUBT ANYONES GONNA ACTUALLY DO IT

[twinklechick]

That was great!!!DYLANS COUCH!!!=)

[4XSQUARE13]

ur lame!!!!!!

[musiclover635]

i loved that suppa fly sexy dad voice

:D

[damez123]

i cant make a vid for the volunteer day :( ill try though

[pixiedust7413]

coool

:)

[stephaniebabi101]

hahaaa

[alec206]

U suck dylan my vids r pouppular now@1! Choking man last u should wath it!

[kelseyannnnn]

So what exactly where you copying?

[sweetysuzi]

Cool idea and great way to get out of trouble LOL

[dodgersrule4me15]

you are making up this

[JCWlove]

mr. curious

[SMTxoxo]

love love love the scary music!

[torino390]

wth i with i had a shotgun and i knew were you live

[dontreallycarevideos]

geez. violent much?

[farilafireice34]

i love ur face!!!!!!!!!!!

[farilafireice34]

ur so hott...

[xlegomaster]

stop talking no one cares,get a new couch,and blink your eyes for once.

[narutoismylove112]

xDD Get a new couch xDD

[countrygirlatheart]

Thats why the theme song says "Dylan talks about things that nobody cares about but you watch anyway"

lol

[gallupe95]

heyy are you freinds with Fred!?

[XxCheckyeSxX]

i would but im going to warped tour that day!!!

[piteetpanda88]

THATS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

[sunset4teen]

what the heck?! you can't just end the video without telling us what was realy on the fliers!!!

[sunset4teen]

oh baby?

[mac4ever21]

are u serious? i bet u were copying ur butt... wait... what were u gonna do with the copys????

[lennex88]

this bitches nose is huge! haha he looks like a fag with a huge ass nose. which is bigger your ass or your nose? I bet you were copying your nose since its bigger than your ass

[emmymoment94]

i know how you feel.

parents never let you live things down.

so i crashed my fourwheeler and took down the swing set once... they just wont forget about it and give me a new fourwheeler. grrr. lol

[GarrettDoyle]

oooooooohhhh story! *jumps for joy* (no one saw that did they?) ;|

[DestinedToSing]

lol. nice annotation idea.

[triathlonqueen]

So... we're supposed to go out and volunteer on that day? Well, I'm in!!

[SaraCurran]

your new theme song is way less annoying then the the original one

[Toddboy298]

Its the day my perants get married

[sk8ergirl0804]

not auguast 2nd but i will july 29th

[taylorcat95]

I Want My Comment To Be In This Video.... :D

[n00bm3ist3r]

h/o, what was he printing...?

[ujustgotpimpslaped]

lol

[seasea1234]

tottaly hott!!! Mr. Sexy!!!

[XOXOClemintin]

I love his face at :30!!!

[karenlxb]

LoLxD Dylan`s Couch:D

[MrDanger825]

wait... so is he mentally retarted or not

[LaughLoveMusiK]

yo u put my comment up- thanks, dylan!

[Reketsu]

LOl

[buggyboo987]

lol funny ur cute too :]

[drumagirl08]

wow ur lame

[Friedclamz]

PHEW!! BLANK!

[creepsvid]

u guys suck

[lotsomoo]

im guessing the stuff he was printing ws porn

[iamfunny94]

that was soo funny!! but what were u copying?

[xoxoemi]

hahahaha i LOVE the music thats there for suspense.

[sarahbelle80]

<3 awsome youur too cutee

[esmeee288]

i love when the camera zooms in

[lilycheeks]

You my friend, you are adorable!

[vettedude418]

MY NAMNES DYLAN TOO!

[princess13dachshund]

hysterical! what were you copying!!!!

[gUiTaRhOtTiE21]

Dylan forgot to sing... lol.

[rockythe6192]

i kno i'm slow

[rockythe6192]

what was he copying?

[shadowplayxx]

hahahahha this video was GREATTTTTT!

love ittt.

[AziZibmen]

u r so hot

[blukitty7717]

REALLY? wow. that's GREAT! LOL!

he's so funny i luv him!

[damez123]

rofl instead of hilarious x3 it was a point x3

[dead7dude]

Okay... This is okay

[LIKElaurenno]

the paper jammed!!

[gruntnooba]

whoa that was scary!

[ScottAnthonyFisher]

well wat were you printing anyway cmon u should tell us

[ItsItsProductions]

the point is, he didnt get of easy, because his dad realized he would really have to make a volunteer day

[nathanabbs]

528 kicks ass

[ItsItsProductions]

i called it, that he would say he was copying fliers and not his ass

[SaraCurran]

i like this theme song better then the other one.... its not as annoying=]]

[xsarahxwasxherex]

i don't get it

what are we supposed to do?

[PJDaSmurfer]

fucking..... gay. its so gay it shouldnt be able to even function. damn this shit is crunk iraiped your father. a festering boil has more appeal than you. I've had more fun playing with dog turds.

[etniesartorock123]

haha

[katygoop]

i think he's cool, i'd like to meet him.

[minesweeped]

what were you printing?

[Graciepoo12]

nice grillz

[utubeusernameblah]

u suck

[garrison300]

SO DO U

[hoti3100]

volunteer day is when stephenie meyer's book breaking dawn comes out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!