Magneto stoned on Fantastic Four during the 1970s

[MadPeirott]

Have you ever seen a more evil villian in your life :O

[Lunchbox224]

MAGNETO. PLEASE SHUT UP.

[TheGunboat]

"Tell me how to reach the FAMOUS Baxter building."

Fucking what?

[Tyrant9999]

He's almighty! But needs to stop and ask for directions...

[NattalaChao]

Wow Magneto must be really annoyed by current gas prices. The mere mentioned of gas annoys him.

[Neuro39]

F*cking Magneto, how does he work??

[tricksterhuaun]

0:37 "Things begins to happen."

NOOOO not...things.

Oh well, could be worse, could be stuff

[jdog2525]

His flying vehical gets stuck in traffic lmao

[elinfini]

"Referring to myself in the third person makes me a bad guy!"

Thumbs up if you get the reference, heheh.

[zaxxoid]

dude did you see how he fuckin' wrecked that sign

[nvzblgrrl]

Magneto's all "New York traffic sucks." but with 10x the number of necessary words and everyone's like "Who's this joker and why is he monologuing?"

[Killtech15]

1:31 i dont know he must be advertising something _he is advertising enviromentaly friendly cars which do not need to operate on gas for gas offends the enviroment wich causes global warming wich is not good because i am sweaty wich i do not enjoy which in turn OFFENDS MEEEE!!! which i do not take kindly to

[Hurricanelive]

28 people were offended by Magneto and they must be destroyed!

[libertyfromny]

WOULD LOVE TO SEE SOMEONE DO THIS EXACT SCENE IN LIVE ACTION

[biggmorris]

OH NO! A no parking sign got destroyed. A feat no mortal man can accomplish!!

[TheYamchakun]

He is acting like a teenager.Oh god.

[hosweetim89]

Abuse powers, banter to oneself, underused potential... This is what I want to be when I grow up !

[engeljonathan98]

Wolverine must have dobe some humiliating things to Magneto with a no parking sign...

[trickso]

What the hell is that? The M-mobile?

[lieutenantkettch]

That was Xorn's brother pretending to be Magneto pretending to be Xorn!

[plasticweapon]

this cartoon owes the real magneto an apology.

[MrAwesomeTrex]

Magneto's a dick.

[theinfamousmrsleep]

wow, so that's what happened to magento after House of M

[theinfamousmrsleep]

yeah, nobody contradicts good ol' magento, because he gets angry

[mjxshipton]

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

[luigismansion23ds]

Magneto sees a "No Smoking Pot" sign. "The very sight of that sign offends me!"

[coolstuff2004ad]

hilariously mediocre

[Temporicide28]

What a huge jerk

[CordeliaDoyle]

oh wow this sucks...

[DekuDemon]

TREMBLE IN FEAR AS MAGNETO AVOIDS TRAFFIC

[creatorofGandP]

So magneto can be beaten with a wooden gun, and sentinels are generally weak targets, are there any videos of cartoon Storm doing stupid stuff?

[STARSCREAM4050]

Only Magneto can defeat the powerful no parking sign !!!! All hail Magneto, vanquisher of the sign.

[greg589]

MY PSYCHO POWERS KNOW NO LIMITS! Oh... wait

[OdinM1]

Jesus Christ, This explains so much! We finally know what drove his kids to incest!

[onehundreddollars]

It's not the real Magneto, you guys. It's just Captain Murphy from Sealab 2021 THINKING he's Magneto.

[huaun]

Magneto in: When senility attacks

[Sh1ekk]

Magneto is sooo CRAZY...his car dont need FUEL...

[theinfamousmrsleep]

no parking sign offended Magneto.

you gotta love the 70's

[NewEraOutlaw]

Magneto. You. Can. FLY. WHY DO YOU NEED A CAR?!!

[numb3rc]

WATCH as Magneto yells at some gas station attendant! MARVEL as Magneto avoids traffic! GAPE as he knocks down a "no parking" sign! This is real supervillainy here!

[kainedamo]

Jesus so much dramatic music, such an over the top reaction, to a man suggesting that you could use some gas.

[SgtChilly]

Did anyone else notice he has a steering wheel in his car?

Ya know the one with no engine because he's moving it with his MIND?

[TheGunboat]

If Magneto's wimpy little hover-sled doesn't run on gas, why did he pull over? Did he just feel like dicking around with a gas station attendant? And if it can fly, why did he merge into traffic?

[skitzo15]

@TheGunboat he asked directions to the building

[TheGunboat]

@skitzo15 But he asks "Tell me how to reach the FAMOUS Baxter building." I highly doubt that Magneto, criminal genius and MASTER OF MAGNET didn't know how to reach the Fantastic Four's 50-story, not-at-all-concealed headquarters.

[skitzo15]

@TheGunboat Haha, that's true! This made Magneto absolutely ridiculous in this show...

[greg589]

That No Parking sign will never terrorize anyone again. ALL HAIL MAGNETO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

[vlex74]

what the hell costume is Magneto wearing?

[gamephreak5]

OMG! I just realized something about Magneto's VA! He sounds alot like the guy who does Murphy's voice from Sealab 2021! Probably not the same VA, but the similarities are pretty funny.

[BeirutWedding]

I get the feeling the movies were based on this cartoon and not the comic books.

[zenobia10127]

Man. Magneto does A LOT of talking to himself. Maybe if he had a friend to talk things through he wouldn't act out all of the time.

[gatoneko]

Magneto loves talking about Magneto all day because Magneto is the greatest of them all, and all shall bow before the great Magneto.

[DoctorWeeTodd]

The brilliant thing about this is how he talks to himself, rarely blinks, and bears an uncanny resemblance to Timothy Leary.

Magneto was trippin' on something strong.

[ModernDoomer89]

I'm crying. This was fucking hilarious.

"THE MERE SIGHT OF THIS PARKING SIGN OFFENDS ME!"

The best line Magneto has spoken. Ever.

[flyingmonkeycrap]

lol what

[KingOfMadCows]

Hmmm... getting pissed at traffic signs, I didn't know that Magneto was a Malkavian.

[josewaycoolerthanu]

Wow, Magneto is showing off his flying car in front of poor people stuck in a traffic jam. Magneto is an asshole!

[D0MNapalm]

why is son in a car to begin with?? I thought magneto usually just levitates everywhere. I swear the 70's was on some other shit.

[DudeL26710]

Why does it need a steering wheel if he controls it with his mind?

[LordSvzklx]

@DudeL26710 why does it need a steering wheel when it has skis rather than wheels?

[ge5undhe17]

"Marty! I have gained magnetic superpowers!"

[VIOLATER9000]

What the hell do you expect from a guy who welcomes people to Die and calls himself "Magneto, Master of Magnet"?

[Ixbpoqdxl]

Why can't I stop watching?

[ebwarg]

"Not even the sound of a motor!"

Then what's that humming sound, Mr Kasem?

[yzkivt]

@ebwarg sonar

[Gencoil]

Not only is Magneto a pompous arrogant jerk here, but he also has an odd habit of talking to himself constantly.

[MegaOrwell1984]

Am I crazy for saying that this clip would be more awesome with Ian McKellen in it ?

[PoisonInc]

Cerebro... Magneto...

[solidsnake2730]

"When I get angry things begin to happen!" OH SHIT IT'S HULKNETO!!!!

[frankensteinmoneymac]

A no parking sign!!!! The Very Sight of a no parking sign offends me!!!! And What offends me must be.....Destroyed!!! *tosses sign onto the ground*

...........And now to prank call the Fantastic Four....wait this phone is out of order!?! Why this Very Phone Offends Me!!!! Observe as I draw an obscenity on its face and rip pages out of the attached Phone Book!!! MWAHAHAHA......And now I Magneto have to relieve myself. Human Bathroom's Offend Me! Watch as I piss on the sidewalk!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

[DollarTaco]

the very sight of this video offends me.

[vyc3cia]

WTF? I laughed the whole time! :))

[Saisinkolimonadin]

"When I get angry, things begin to happen!" I bet they do Magneto, I bet they do

[aminatep]

Such a menacing supervillain.

[alchemist889]

One of the most powerful villains in the Marvel universe has to ask a gas attendant where the Fantastic Four building is.

[faisjdas]

Lol, don't fuck with magneto!

[Tumi23]

"hey man you cant park here its a no parking zone"

"a very sight of that sign offends me and whatever magneto finds offensive must always be destroyed"

i couldn't stop laughing to this scene

just one thing to say what the fuck were they thinking?

[frook90]

Was this episode underwritten by the oil companies? It seems that people who don't drive gas vehicles are evil.

[kucharon]

Omg, that poor "no parking" sign =(

[pfenno]

Sounds like Adam West narrating, 1:21 to 1:26. I really here it when he says, "...New York City."

[GigawingsVideo]

Magneto sure love to travel incognito, with purple FLYING sled with giant M in front of it...

[Phryj666]

You'd think the fact the "car" looks more like helicopter without rotor blades would've clued the gas station attendant in.

[Starbreaker198IX]

I love how he talks in third person everytime he refer's to himself XD.

[drydge88]

What are you talking about?

EVERYONE WAS ON DRUGS IN THE 1970s

[crazycorps]

"No parking zone? The very sight of that sign offends me."

[Ifer30]

Wow. Just wow. That was simply... wow...

[xzono1990]

That dastardly Magneto..."No Parking Zone" means no parking!

[Sir473]

You know I'm not 100% sure, but I think that was Magneto in that metal sled.

[FrogmortonHotchkiss]

Kanye West makes him look tasteful, gracious, humble and sane, and he is a real person. And he refers to himself in the third person.

[agnatoyaak]

magneto is on drugs

[TAFMSV]

Get a load of that fire escape ladder!  1:14

[TheYTSiren]

That's not true! It's impossible!

Search your feelings gas attendant, you know it to be true

[Citan1981]

@TheYTSiren Hahaha! Clever!

[KaitainCPS]

It's basically somebody's cranky grandfather taking a trip to the store and talking to himself, only with super powers.

[agentpiltdown]

@KaitainCPS Ahahahahaha... The video itself made me laugh a little, but this comment had me laughing out loud. Thank you.

[joseaca]

oh my god every single stupid ass line was fucking gold!!! hahahahaha

[handsomebrick]

If you ever watched Mr. Magoo and wondered what he actually thought was happening, here's your answer.

[berserk1891]

"Magneto is a law unto himself! What Magneto will, Magneto does!" Holy shit, I am so stealing all of these lines!

[Frakkyfire]

Hahahaha! Oh my god this guy won't shut up, but everything out of his mouth is gold!

[Ixbpoqdxl]

"The very sight of that sign offends me!"

Oh Magneto.

[vandekamp13]

That "no parking" sign offends me, too.

[FunkyFrank10]

Magneto must reinforce his ego at all times, because Magneto demands it!

[Jenga666]

They need to air this shit before movies start in the theaters.

[125axel125]

Jesus Almighty Christ is magneto awesome

[fuseji]

"And when I get angry, THINGS BEGIN TO HAPPEN."

Oh, no! Not...THINGS!

[thesilverfalcon]

He sure showed that no parking sign who's boss.

[flaetsbnort]

That attendant would go nuts if he saw an electric car.

[ThunderRese]

it should be against the law for anyone to see that

[DocThrobulator]

Why did he get stuck in traffic in the first place, and why does he keep referring to himself in the third person?

[drorfannkyl]

Do all people with magnetic powers speak in the third person?

[duckmanham]

Fucking Magneto, how does he work?

[MercuryForever]

Cracked rules

[xVitehx]

Magneto - Marvel Universe coolest troll

[xVitehx]

24 people are getting Magneto angry, and when he gets angry, things begin to happen!

[SuicideSelfExpress]

Magneto sucks cock.

[AcidGuardianPT]

This guy is worse than Superman on kryptonite... seriously though the 70s were awesome.

[TetsuDeinonychus]

They should have had a scene with Magneto sitting in a restaurant, eating a bowl of soup and demanding to know how they could serve MAGNETO a matzoball! Magneto needs NOT a matzoball!

[gamefan06]

It's amazing how many questions this raises.

1. What the hell is he driving?

2. Can't Magneto fly?

3. What on Earth is wearing?

4. Why does he suddenly care more about the FF than the X-Men?

5. 1:11 Who is he talking to?

[barnskiano]

cracked

[BootsyJ]

Magneto is an asshole.

[FloydIV]

Magneto during his coke phase

[lonebannana]

Nobody tells me what to do, witless young fool.

[xzigzag023x]

Don't make Magneto angry. He'll make things happen. You've been warned.

[jtmarin04]

Once I get angry, things tend to happen...

Best line ever!

[ItsTheCos]

This is what Magneto will be like when his Alzheimer's sets in.

[FilmsFromACynic]

"You better get some gas."

"FUCK YOU, MAN!" ::Boom::

"That sign says you can't park here."

"Fuck that sign!" ::Flip::

[basilthehamster]

is that the voice of Harry Goz? it sounds like Cap'n Murphy.

[polobox]

What a dick! he put away that No Parking sign Daamn yoou Magneto daaamn youuuu!!

[kaseysospacey]

Magneto SMASH!

...Magneto sleepy.

[zastonecesda]

Magneto reminds me of troll physics :D

[timanguiano]

Hahahaha.....my favorite part is when he's stuck in traffic....lmao

[DrGooDviBeS]

Seanbaby sent me here and now all I can feel is pain.

[fknrat]

I love how Magneto stops at a gas station to ask for directions, then gets angry when the guy tries to be helpful. It's usually the other way round, where we stop at a gas station and the attendants to everything they can to get us to leave so they can go back to planning their white power rally.

[Laramas]

That is the most adorable villain mobile ever. :)

[Netro1992]

What the fuck am I watching.....

[melloncollieromance]

.. quick, someone take that mental patient back to his padded room

[Darkforce222]

I dunno, this seems like a pretty realistic interpretation. If I had fantastic magnetic abilities I'd just go around using them to screw around with people all day in a retarded sled too.

[BohemianBlasphemy]

@Darkforce222

Well, you better start practising talking in third person and over dramatically. Try this: Darkforce will find and destroy the 222 foolish assholes who deemed themselves worthy of of having the ominous name that can only describe me! There can be only one Darkforce, and the fact that I, Darkforce, created my account on Youtube too late is a mistake that cannot be left uncorrected!

[akaSM]

@Darkforce222 don't forget about talking in third person :P

[vaiyt]

@Darkforce222 If I had superpowers, I would talk in hammy Kirby-isms all day.

FUEL IS FOR LESSER MEN!

Genius!

[vaiyt]

@vaiyt *Stan Lee-isms

wtf

[Alistarwormwood]

he can move his meta car but he still decides to sit through traffic, what an idiot

[RattleheadIV]

How is someone in the Marvel universe surprised by a guy bending metal with superpowers?

[SupahCola]

He never got directions to the Baxter Building...

Thanks Seanbaby!

[Katingaan]

Magneto does!

[t0r4g0wn4g3]

lol cracked

[CandyCinema]

Thank you Seanbaby! I need to watch more of this show.

[ukulelemike]

Magneto is like Bob Dole-"Bob Dole needs some Viagra, and when Bob Dole needs viagra, Bob Dole GETS viagra!"

[sandydeath56]

Captain Murphy?

[chaipowsrevenge]

@sandydeath56 HAH good call

[chaipowsrevenge]

@sandydeath56 HAH good call

[ohrwurm]

@sandydeath56 Frank Welker, of course

[LTNetjak]

I can do anything, except read a map.

[riku4488]

The very sight of that sign offends me!!!

LOL, best line ever.

[wris215]

magneto loves speaking in the third person

[LordProteus]

>His car can fly

>He lands in the middle of a traffic jam

Magneto what are you doing?

[NotWellKnown]

I don't even know what I am watching anymore.

[ex1010]

Oh, I was in the wrong mindset. I thought the title meant that magneto was going to be stoned to death by the fantastic four.

[bluntedtaoism]

somebody stop him before he smokes in a restaurant!!!!!

[GeronKizan]

He showed that No Parking sign!

[XPDGladnor]

Jesus Magneto

He was just offering you some gas for the long trip

[CaliburDS]

Wow, Magneto is a dick.

[Mateo11]

WELCOME TO HIGH

[SuperShelty]

Nobody tells me what to do!

[animesrevolver]

HOLY FUCK!

[unnamednewbie13]

Why does he need to prove himself to a gas jockey?