The Banana Argument's Nightmare

[DarkFottloch]

if i wanted to be as knitpicky as ive seen others be, i would say that you are not entirely right. Yes, the banana as we know it today came into existence only with the assistance of man. Yet we did not create it. We helped it create itself. Loved the video! Cheers

[CrazyJokerLOLOL]

That magnificent beard with the face attached to it is right.

[TheReddwarff100]

I cannot argue any point associated with a banana.

[CheeseMoe13]

nice beard. I couldn't understand what you where saying. I was too memorized by your majestic beard.

[dlf716]

My favorite counter to this arguement is this, if the banana is proof that god exists, is the coconut proof god doesn't exist.

[farerse]

@dlf716 or that a banana also fits in other places..

[NelsRandomStuff]

god created the hands to create the banana, god created the seeds t grow the tree to grow the banana. God created the wolves that soon after generation created the dog. my point is God created the things that helped us create the banana, GOD CREATED US TO CREATE THINGS TOO. So think about it!! Jee.

[Darkglow825]

Your beard is quite epic

[reedunculous]

Ok, so god didn't create the banana. But you have to admit that beer is so good, god HAD to have created it.........RIGHT?!?!

[queenboxi]

oh i hate that banana argument

they toatally neglect the fact that modern bananas have been domesticated

good on you for pointing it out

[TheThunderCunt]

That was an awesome video man you made some brilliant valid points in it! I agree with everything you said, thank you very much for uploading this!!!!

[hex61746865697374]

Not only that, but monkeys love bananas. Our whole argument is that WE'RE "monkeys" (as they love to so incorrectly call it).

It might be THE dumbest arguments for religion ever - and that's saying something.

So, did you see PaulsEgo's response? That was good, too.

[euripedesshirts]

i saw a program about a virus that attacks banana trees and because the trees lack genetic diversity, it cannot, through genetic variation, develop an immunity. "they" estimated that within 100 years that modern bananas will be extinct. so does this mean that god(s) is/are destroying what man created? or maybe it was the unicorns and the dragons conspiring against the toucans.

[renegade4dio]

Definately those evil Dragons genetically engineering viruses to wipe out the toucans. They want to move into Russell's Teapot, but they are afraid that the toucans will take their gold when they go, so obviously they have to wipe them out first.

[euripedesshirts]

i finally watched your response(i had watched the kirk kameron clip first.) and i must say...you argued the exact point that i would have argued. modern bananas are a cultivar species. man didnt "create them" per se, but selectively bred them to what they are today. much like chickens and cows. in fact 99% of all banana trees in the world share a single genetic sequence, as in they are all cloned (via cuttings) from a single "mother plant". all seed produced will have the same genes.

[euripedesshirts]

crap...what if kirk cameron IS god?

[fc007]

"crap...what if kirk cameron IS god?"

Then it's worth going to hell than being ruled by a moron.

[Theronguardaaah]

No that's Morgan Freeman.

[euripedesshirts]

that is to say...two examples of the FLAWED almighty god theory.

[euripedesshirts]

two examples of the all mighty god theory:

a: kirk cameron

b: god cannot create a vaccume that sucks more powerfully than example "a"

[RayWilliamJohnson]

Indeed. Selective breeding created the modern banana.

Ray Comfort is a moron. I think he's slipped on his selectively-bred banana peel and injured the deductive mechanism of his brain.