@8w9hf89hw i guess cancer gets 1 ball lol... but for scoring, tom coulda knocked up barrymore if he wanted to, but he divorced that bitch, so tom gets the only point in my books, testi cancer failed to score a full point
Tom Green, i fucking love you. this song is fucking hilarious.....hey, is Tom single? i can relate with his self destructive, self depreciating ways. love ya Tom. and keep the rap coming....
I'm so addicted to this song, how friggin awesome is Tom Green?!! One of the great loves of my life. Subway Monkey Hour is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!!
What ever happen to that funny,crazy Canadian anyways? If Canada's idea of a joke is taking back Tom Green and giving us Justin Bieger instead,it ain't funny!
wow man this was sooooo fukin cool man...stick to playing video games u little f@ggot b!tch...get at me so i smack the taste out of mouth then cut your fingers off nd send them to ur family rip ur adams apple out eat in front of u and piss in the hole it came from cut a large slit down ur back a pour chemical burn in it cut ur eye lids off nd spray keyboard clearner in them shoot each 1 of ur toes with a nail gun rip ur cafs out nd feed them to my huskys and then let my cat shit in ur mouth..BYE
@HoWHiGHSi You tried way to hard on that what I took from that is you need try to say crazy shit to look tough over the internet. Faggot TOM GREEN FTW!
@grafkid13 SO YOU FORGIVE ME RIGHT??...(WHY AM I IN CAPS??)....tell my why my big tow loves you..its really no right how much attetion you get from him and i get shit back...maybe send him a furit basket you fukin fruit...dont ever eat a egg rool upside down or you'll choke word to the wise if your feeling fly..plus im writeing this to you at work im not supposed to be on here...but i do anyway cause im a badass and i got a badass tat on my ass thats how bad i am...im just really bored at work
@HoWHiGHSi Not only do i forgive you but i tip my hat to you. As for your big tow maybe you should send him a fruit basket maybe some flowers? Whens the last time u let your toe know how you feel tell him you love him pay a compliment or 2 maybe a new dress or something pretty. Thanx for the eggroll advice by the way and to think all these years i been doing it wrong. Anywho keep slacking bro latez
@b1ackic3 All eminem songs are in this style, granted it's not 100 per cent the same, but the use of wordplay, the topics covered, the use of satirical punning, the rhyme structure are all the same. Like I said if you can't hear it you really need to study rapping a little more. And why are you being so agressive towards me stan? Are you a little eminem fanboy who want to suck that dick? I like em fool but its obvious where he got his style from.
This is sooo unbelievably stupid but at the same time is very catchy and halarious,,,,,imagine eminem singing this,,,i dunno it just strikes me funny,,,,im gonna use it as the song when you take a penalty in my nhl game,,,just an idea
@hipelephant Why and when did he burnout? I know he dissapeared after Freddy Got Fingered came out. Seemed he was left behind along with all those other mtv guys. Now MTV sucks.
@Dakashizzlenizle Ye man, well things like this, tom green show used to air on mtv back in the good old days, nowadyas all you see is these stupid shows like made, the hills and all that crap :S
Its a shame most people don't see his rapping talents and even skateboarding, just remember him as being a dumbass. toms actually a talented comedian people!
sounds like feltwood mac prove your love, drum break
blacksuperbowl 5 hours ago
story of my life
FERRETMAN9 1 day ago
At least he's an honest one...
Beerdy17 3 weeks ago
Tom - 1, Ball Cancer - 0
KitchenerBombSquad 1 month ago
@KitchenerBombSquad Wouldn't it be Tom - 1, Ball Cancer - 1?
8w9hf89hw 3 weeks ago
@8w9hf89hw i guess cancer gets 1 ball lol... but for scoring, tom coulda knocked up barrymore if he wanted to, but he divorced that bitch, so tom gets the only point in my books, testi cancer failed to score a full point
KitchenerBombSquad 3 weeks ago
narutard themes
i hate them to point
beastofshs 2 months ago
you are king..:D
Dujic8393 2 months ago
G-g-god like!!!
Mic1592 3 months ago
tom dude do u know laura bronson can u right back on my vids or channel
therocker309 3 months ago
"I wack off in a Ferrari so I can cum fast" LOL
Brndnrchrdsn85 4 months ago 8
Tom has the sickest dance moves of all time
ddevil400 4 months ago
Lmao
TheOneSniper 5 months ago
Tom Green, i fucking love you. this song is fucking hilarious.....hey, is Tom single? i can relate with his self destructive, self depreciating ways. love ya Tom. and keep the rap coming....
staciaocean 5 months ago
Tom Green and Steve-O are my idols forever... <3
Temonen1987 5 months ago
swagger
hec323 5 months ago
@HoWHiGHSi wow you and that other guy are fucking idiot lol, funny shit man, ay add me tho. =)
thawthug 5 months ago
This is my anthem.
daavisz 5 months ago
this. is . epic
MrAimeew 5 months ago
im a indian?
custom91911 5 months ago
20 persons aren't an idiots.
squigg0th 5 months ago
0:33
brotherbill101 5 months ago
:33
brotherbill101 5 months ago
if tom green had better production, i'd listen more
DiagramOfTruth 6 months ago
Thanks To Tom Green, The Dance Moves I Learned From Watching This Video Get Me All The Girls In the Club!!!!!!!
killercow46 6 months ago
Tom Green is actually ill. What a legend.
Reachwun 6 months ago
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jeekal1 7 months ago
Its real as your mom!
MysticTechnoShaman 7 months ago
tom green = genius not asshole
TomGreenTheRock 7 months ago
this is fucking awesome hes an awesome rapper
MrK9nny 7 months ago
this is my theme song for life
datcheeseyguy 7 months ago
@datcheeseyguy Same.
Show1337 5 months ago
TOM GREEN IS A LEGEND!!!
JJMCB26 8 months ago
idiots r freakin geniuses
sethinator8 8 months ago
i love tom green
REGUL8TE 8 months ago
Tom Green is my idol!
GOD BLESS TOM GREEN!
ko3ak112 8 months ago 14
@ko3ak112 i agree i practice tom greenism acting slightly like him not being a cheetah being a pain in the ass
yokomotopro 8 months ago
@ko3ak112 Tom Green is my idiot!
nimrodius 3 weeks ago
19 were an idiot
mysteryxD100 8 months ago
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Ching Chang Chong
Christievdbradbury 8 months ago
I'm so addicted to this song, how friggin awesome is Tom Green?!! One of the great loves of my life. Subway Monkey Hour is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!!
Christievdbradbury 8 months ago
i always found this song hilarious lol
tom3999 8 months ago
looks like edmonton city hall. anybody know?
krapkakes11 8 months ago
Watching tom act like an idiot at his age inspires me.I hope I still act like an idiot when I get to be toms age haha
brewmaster714 8 months ago
YAHH YOU FUCKIN RIGHT MANNN>> GET A JOB...
lovedoeswhatitdoes 8 months ago
fucking awesome LOL
KjWa13 9 months ago
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Take a piss on his grandma's teeth? Hahahaha
breezizzle 9 months ago
lol a white man with a voice of Eazy-E's
Late931 9 months ago
omg. lol.
xocookiesandmilkxo 9 months ago
Some people don't understand my sense of humor because they don't have one.
These uptight assholes associate comedy with a low iq.
That always bothered me but Tom Green has inspired me to just say you're right i'm a fucking idiot. and what?!.....
DeadJ0ker27 9 months ago
@DeadJ0ker27 You`re not the only one. Count me in.. :D
liviningold 8 months ago
Makes me think of a rap version of weird al yankovic lol
MaskedBandit100 9 months ago
1:39 - 1:44 dance move is epic
c3nsor 9 months ago
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TheLazaro94 10 months ago
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TheLazaro94 10 months ago
EPIC
yoson25 10 months ago
What ever happen to that funny,crazy Canadian anyways? If Canada's idea of a joke is taking back Tom Green and giving us Justin Bieger instead,it ain't funny!
USAdude30 10 months ago 2
don't care what you say,
tom is the true god out there.
haytionette 10 months ago
If you didn't laugh when he scratched on the skateboard wheel then you don't know much about anything... do you?
SuperfluousGrizzly 10 months ago
Man...Tom has some ill moves to match his rymes
weezinthejuice13 10 months ago
a genius, psycho genius
Lurea666 10 months ago
the snare!!!!
BLUUOM 10 months ago
choked on a steak to be like mama cass!
misterbizzones 10 months ago
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wow man this was sooooo fukin cool man...stick to playing video games u little f@ggot b!tch...get at me so i smack the taste out of mouth then cut your fingers off nd send them to ur family rip ur adams apple out eat in front of u and piss in the hole it came from cut a large slit down ur back a pour chemical burn in it cut ur eye lids off nd spray keyboard clearner in them shoot each 1 of ur toes with a nail gun rip ur cafs out nd feed them to my huskys and then let my cat shit in ur mouth..BYE
HoWHiGHSi 10 months ago
@HoWHiGHSi You tried way to hard on that what I took from that is you need try to say crazy shit to look tough over the internet. Faggot TOM GREEN FTW!
grafkid13 6 months ago
@grafkid13 im sorry its just my goldfish died today..his name was flake and now i have no one..but i do got the best burgers
HoWHiGHSi 6 months ago
@HoWHiGHSi its understandable
grafkid13 6 months ago
@grafkid13 SO YOU FORGIVE ME RIGHT??...(WHY AM I IN CAPS??)....tell my why my big tow loves you..its really no right how much attetion you get from him and i get shit back...maybe send him a furit basket you fukin fruit...dont ever eat a egg rool upside down or you'll choke word to the wise if your feeling fly..plus im writeing this to you at work im not supposed to be on here...but i do anyway cause im a badass and i got a badass tat on my ass thats how bad i am...im just really bored at work
HoWHiGHSi 6 months ago
@HoWHiGHSi Not only do i forgive you but i tip my hat to you. As for your big tow maybe you should send him a fruit basket maybe some flowers? Whens the last time u let your toe know how you feel tell him you love him pay a compliment or 2 maybe a new dress or something pretty. Thanx for the eggroll advice by the way and to think all these years i been doing it wrong. Anywho keep slacking bro latez
grafkid13 6 months ago
@grafkid13 ahhah thanks man
HoWHiGHSi 6 months ago
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This is an anthem for my life
daavisz 10 months ago
Talent. XD
NumbuhLaughing247 11 months ago
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fuck you tom green. wasting my fucking time and shit
earthtoalbert1 11 months ago
@earthtoalbert1 yeah, he wasted your time, what a cunt, i mean... he had a gun to your head and forced you to watch this... what a wanker!
your clearly an idiot, so i'll clear it up, the above statement is sarcasm!
MetalBail 11 months ago 2
@earthtoalbert1 your an idiot
stonerboyno1 10 months ago
@earthtoalbert1 what the fuck is your problem fuckign pice of shit u dont like it scram motherfucker
HideMyFear 10 months ago
Like to smoke grass. lol
verminslayer 1 year ago
yee reppin skull skates
Ryaneggs 1 year ago
DUSTPAN!
RENEDU2 1 year ago
this is before jon lajoie??
weaselidiotu 1 year ago 4
@weaselidiotu before
criteriaskate 1 year ago
@weaselidiotu yes before
marklosextremus 2 months ago
search for the freestyle rap Tom Green did with Xzibit.. Man Tom Green surprised the shit out of me, he can rap
afghi420 1 year ago 17
@afghi420 Even better, scearch for ''Organized Rhyme'', Tom's old rap-group! They're awesome!
BjorklundSimon 5 months ago
HAHAHA
Jessdmann 1 year ago
i love this song
chaserwarz 1 year ago
If i was a chicken i would go cluckety cluck, but because i'm not i don't give a fuck
Luckybastard7777 1 year ago
love u tom
leand687 1 year ago
he has cds in rapping and hes a pro skater moice star and more tom is the shit haha
Bruceleekid1 1 year ago
holy fuck i never knew he rapped.
chaserwarz 1 year ago
that moonwalk made me shit myself lolololol
VanTerminatorX 1 year ago
"i bend over take a shit on you're kitchen floor" fucking awesome!
blightbringer1 1 year ago
well, this song pretty much sums me up
FERRETMAN9 1 year ago
he looks old...wow
UncleRico000 1 year ago
ya anD he's hella good at it too
Wwenation7 1 year ago
Does Tom Green skate?
imjustalad 1 year ago
umad?
TheStevenDevlin 1 year ago
steve devlin is a shitty devlin anus junkie face
10qaws 1 year ago
no shit people, but i live in ensenada
elFinEntusManos 1 year ago
take a shit in steve devilins mouth
justy443 1 year ago
TAKE A SHIT ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
DEANUK79 1 year ago
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tom greene is gay
TheStevenDevlin 1 year ago
@TheStevenDevlin Seriously? You can't even spell green? Especially when it's the title of this video?
MacDaddysHotWheels 1 year ago
I'm a f*** idiot stupid people now days
Hannah2will 1 year ago
I'm a f*** idiot stipis
Hannah2will 1 year ago
If I were a chiken period
MILANEUS 1 year ago
Wooooow EPIC Skating 5k1llz :D
TheGreaterGhost 1 year ago
Yo, Tom Green had be bumpin my head! lmao this shit is sick, who would have thought?
Dresden1065 1 year ago
WOW his god dam good he needs to rap more
devilsheet1 1 year ago
dude you are good you need to do more!!!!!!!
devilsheet1 1 year ago
Emminem got his rapping style from tom green
TheNightWriter101 1 year ago 4
@TheNightWriter101 how is this similar to eminem ? you're an idiot.
b1ackic3 1 year ago
@b1ackic3 if you can't hear it then you are the idiot my friend.
TheNightWriter101 1 year ago
@TheNightWriter101 tell me a song of eminem in this type , you dipshit , tom green sounds more like chuck D .
eminem style is unique , plus they both started rapping around the same time , and i doubt they knew each other
b1ackic3 1 year ago
@b1ackic3 All eminem songs are in this style, granted it's not 100 per cent the same, but the use of wordplay, the topics covered, the use of satirical punning, the rhyme structure are all the same. Like I said if you can't hear it you really need to study rapping a little more. And why are you being so agressive towards me stan? Are you a little eminem fanboy who want to suck that dick? I like em fool but its obvious where he got his style from.
TheNightWriter101 1 year ago
this reminds me of the whats up fat lip video. This is awesome!
log1002 1 year ago 3
FINALLY! Rap with meaning! haha
zakzero123 1 year ago 59
i actually like this
hatehaters494 1 year ago
this is the funniest song ever
lwnmwrmch 1 year ago
I can't stop watching this.
robottuxedo 1 year ago 44
wow...without the video, i would of thought lil wayne made this.
raccoonman14 1 year ago
"I whack off in a Ferrari so I can cum fast!"
PrivateSnowballTFC 1 year ago 3
he is an idiot then im guessing?
tman1gtsi 1 year ago
Tom looks like my uncle Jim.
buttlord123 1 year ago
ILY FOEVER
BRIANGOODSP33D 1 year ago
in my school i was voted to be the next tom green.......but noone can truly be the next tom green....he is one of a kind
FreerunnerDave 1 year ago
i'm pretty sure tom doesn't go to school lmao
tophu501 1 year ago
LOL, Tom Green rocks.
jobuneedsarefill 1 year ago
hiz flow iz actually tight! shud a trak wit slim shady lolZ
hilarious az alwayz!!
TheZulu83 1 year ago
LOL @ 1:18 dance
Atyo473 1 year ago
omg lol tom green is the truth man
poopsinhispans 1 year ago
WTF is wrong with that drum set! Haha, it actually worked well with this song!
Vegetarianpwnage 1 year ago
Jumped on a stage to be like Mama Cass, I stuck a bottle rocket deep in my ass,
I lit the fuse that's what I call a "bum blast", I whack off in a Ferari so I can cum fast.
infinite2019 1 year ago 2
Tom Green is the shit, if you don't like it suck a deeeeeeeeeick
clockdish 1 year ago 2
A typical canadian :P
iamterrentia 1 year ago
this is so WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!
HarpleyxXxProVid 1 year ago
Tom's back, so much better then his other new videos. Like Seriously.
TROMAbryce 1 year ago
soo cool. i miss tom green
79expand 1 year ago
MC Bones FTW!
elijahcrigger 1 year ago
llegend rocks
DENISxD100 1 year ago
beast
parade420 1 year ago
This is sooo unbelievably stupid but at the same time is very catchy and halarious,,,,,imagine eminem singing this,,,i dunno it just strikes me funny,,,,im gonna use it as the song when you take a penalty in my nhl game,,,just an idea
nick0mac 1 year ago
video took place churchhill edmonton
uncledonson 1 year ago
TOM GREEN LOOKS LIKE HAGS FROM BATTLEFEILD BAD COMPANY IN THIS VIDEO hahah
Amazinglybeastified 1 year ago
this is stupid!
DreamNub 1 year ago
I like Canadians! They cool. Tom Green is a legend. Good skater and professional actor!!! haahaha
ZuZuPaPa88 1 year ago
this song is fuckin pimp, would be pretty funny if he had andy milonakis in it with a remix.
xxrufi0xx 1 year ago
Tom got FLOW!!!
Supreme7198 1 year ago
lmao wow
birchtree39 1 year ago
"Drove into a tree just to see shit crash" lmao
ChurchInAshes 1 year ago
I like to shit on my grandmas teeth does that make me an idiot
MegaCheesus 1 year ago
lol lol
pinheadthegreat 1 year ago
I like to class Tom Green's career as BEFORE his burnout and AFTER his burnout.
hipelephant 1 year ago
@hipelephant Why and when did he burnout? I know he dissapeared after Freddy Got Fingered came out. Seemed he was left behind along with all those other mtv guys. Now MTV sucks.
Pentdad 1 year ago
he can skate aight
ballinlikewade3 1 year ago
lmao this is great
Misc4Lyfe 1 year ago
the T rex was the badest motherfucker back in the day
MegaChulo69 1 year ago
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wack off in a ferrari to cum fast hahaahaha
Nautiluss 1 year ago
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wack off in a ferrari to cum fast hahaahaha
Nautiluss 1 year ago
wack off in a ferrari to cum fast hahaahaha
Nautiluss 1 year ago
AFRIKA BAMBAATAA! yeah Tom is the shit!
mikeyaaa 1 year ago 2
this should be on MTV
Dakashizzlenizle 1 year ago
@Dakashizzlenizle Ye man, well things like this, tom green show used to air on mtv back in the good old days, nowadyas all you see is these stupid shows like made, the hills and all that crap :S
Tubularm8 1 year ago
His dancing is ridiculously hilarious. 1:43
mkarmam 1 year ago
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at school i like to act like an idiot... he looks fuckin 40
scarface1234321 1 year ago
@scarface1234321 Yeah man. He's like 35. Haha.
asslber 1 year ago
he was in a rap group in the early 90's called organized rhyme.
90fairladyz32 1 year ago 2
ching chang chong, but i didnt get meaning.
hahahahahahahaha fuck man he's awsume!
raccoonman14 1 year ago
Classic!!
sceincemagicsoul 1 year ago
Wow...I'm surprised by how good he is.
LadyGrinningSoulDiva 1 year ago 5
I swear at 1:32 I thought he was about to start crip walkin... lol
gunnels2010 1 year ago
why dont he do stand up? Like he isnt doing a thing right now besides that web show which he barely does.
lastmondaypast1 2 years ago 3
@lastmondaypast1
He is doing a stand up tour now
Morpheus7777777 1 year ago 2
@lastmondaypast1 he dose do stand up, hes on his stand up tour right now
LeviProut 1 year ago
ill rapper. truly
nsmagnum10 2 years ago
Tom Green is f'ing awesome
alanhowitzer 2 years ago 12
ha ha!
alanhowitzer 2 years ago
eminem genes
GottfriedvonCramm 2 years ago
Me
:-)
LOVE2Flute 2 years ago
Its a shame most people don't see his rapping talents and even skateboarding, just remember him as being a dumbass. toms actually a talented comedian people!
karrrido 2 years ago 34
@karrrido He is a dumbass. Have you ever seen Freddy Got Fingered? Worst movie ever!
ryanmshepard92 1 year ago
@karrrido What? Who remembers him as being a dumbass? He is doing I dont give crap kind of humour :-), and there are millions of us who love that...
michaelsichi 1 year ago
omfg i love him he are like eminem xD but older 8D
1996racca1996 2 years ago