You won the Test of Courage by playing this game.
You lost the Test of Intelligence by playing this game.
It's Sonic '06. You're damned no matter what you do. If you play this game, you lose. Time. Money. Sanity. You gain nothing from it. It gains everything from you.
Why is that "all the bacon in the world" thing in the related videos of almost every part of this LP when the first (maybe only) time they mention it is in this video?
The test of intelligence involves something that you can't know how to do unless you keep trying and failing OR you get a guide. It makes perfect sense: what's more intelligent than outright cheating?
You fail the test of love no matter where you go: One's an intolerable, annoying as hell, stalker, violent girl. The other is a furry who gets caught constantly and looks really creepy.
Man, that music. I can only kinda hear it over your commentary, but it is awesome. At least the Worst Sonic Game Ever TM had some good music, so it wasn't the Platonic Ideal of Bad.
Anyone can see them cracking under the pressure during this video, but if you watch carefully, you can pinpoint the second when the last lingering thread of their sanity snaps.
~19:00 - Ah, the sounds of Sanity Slippage...
DKN117 2 days ago
It's a rare game that affects the player so strongly that it drives him to try to hide in the couch.
sojornx 1 week ago
AT fields are a bitch
Sonicfalcon16 1 week ago
Zark yeah, you made a Hitchhiker's Guide reference!
(the usage of zark is the reference)
TARDISES 1 week ago
Oh man, DJ Assault reference.
Foxhengeyokai 2 weeks ago
Do not look into the operational end of the device!
Thawktwo 2 weeks ago
"hmm....not enough"
yeah that was totally worth having a separate loading screen for!
SirZidane 2 weeks ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006 3
@SirZidane
Why do you think they call this game "Sonic: Now Loading" on some sites?
TARDISES 1 week ago
Confound you guys, you drive me to madness!
nicktoonhero 3 weeks ago
This just became Hotel Sonic the Hedgehog.
scoman91 3 weeks ago
@scoman91 CDi reference?
MichaelAarons1701 2 weeks ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006
@MichaelAarons1701 "OF COURSE!"
scoman91 2 weeks ago
who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt
Urmean15 3 weeks ago
That root beer must taste like Bawls.
KingOfKatamari 1 month ago
"The back-up music is almost..."
"...BRAZIL!"
BlackwingDragon 1 month ago 4
21:35
"Are you really dead??"
hiraikotsuember 2 months ago
Take a drink every time a YTP joke reference is made
SASardonic 2 months ago
You won the Test of Courage by playing this game.
You lost the Test of Intelligence by playing this game.
It's Sonic '06. You're damned no matter what you do. If you play this game, you lose. Time. Money. Sanity. You gain nothing from it. It gains everything from you.
EdmacZ 2 months ago 6
...And your sanity goes right down the toilet.
FutureBoyEXE 2 months ago
Why is that "all the bacon in the world" thing in the related videos of almost every part of this LP when the first (maybe only) time they mention it is in this video?
flarn2006 2 months ago 10
You've already passed the Test of Courage since you've dared to even play through this rotten, moldy piece of SEGA bread.
Sciencebro 2 months ago 12
18:50 and they have left sanity. I thought that time with "mosquito murder" was their moment of insanity... nope.
GirzMyla213 3 months ago
Geez every time I close my eyes now, I can just see.. Now Loading
SaleckDragon 3 months ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006
It's because of these stupid missions that Sonic wasn't able to save the princess in time
MellowMink 3 months ago
Do the assholes in soleanna make everyone do the stupid trials?
LordIronHat 3 months ago 4
One of you says Guarana correctly! Wow, I'm continually impressed by you guys!
CorvoSol 3 months ago
The test of intelligence involves something that you can't know how to do unless you keep trying and failing OR you get a guide. It makes perfect sense: what's more intelligent than outright cheating?
You fail the test of love no matter where you go: One's an intolerable, annoying as hell, stalker, violent girl. The other is a furry who gets caught constantly and looks really creepy.
BlazeDragonEternal 4 months ago 20
You lost the test of intelligence when you decided to play this game.
jamesbob006 4 months ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006 27
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Ugh...can there please be a Let's Play without a "That's gay?"
Tonsoszaliron 4 months ago
Because Intelligence is imperative in picking portals without hints
papershadow69 5 months ago 5
Every time I skipped forwards in the video it just landed on a loading screen.
Guyof1kanswers 5 months ago 9
Sweet Jesus, you have to wait eighty seconds in between attempts at the Test of Courage.
CecilXIX 5 months ago 6
This has been flagged as spam show
SWEET:D This is on youtube now.
Pooky1991 5 months ago
The test of love is flawed because only freaks would love either of the choices.
LordIronHat 5 months ago
@LordIronHat It also shows that you are either a creep or have a pathological need to be worshipped...
But no matter your choice, they're coming to take you away, haa-haa!
Rafalgahr 5 months ago
All the bacon in the world can't save you now! Cause IT"S BAD GAME DESIGN! IT'S BAD GAME DESIGN! IT'S BAD GAME DESIGN!
WaddleDee105 5 months ago 10
I'm eating a large box of Swedish Fish while watching this. So great~
SonicGirl4Ever 6 months ago in playlist Let's Play Sonic 2006
@SonicGirl4Ever swedish fish? i love swedishXDDDD
Lolikooly 4 months ago
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
ahshorn 6 months ago
Silver's head looks like a pot leaf. I never noticed that before.
ShadowAngelicus1323 6 months ago 3
Freelancer reference was perfect. :D
shockwaveable 7 months ago
"All the bacon in the world couldn't save you now! Cause IT'S A LASER! IT'S A LASER! IT'S A LASER!" XD Crowning Moment of Funny.
Darkraigrl 7 months ago 16
Man, that music. I can only kinda hear it over your commentary, but it is awesome. At least the Worst Sonic Game Ever TM had some good music, so it wasn't the Platonic Ideal of Bad.
grrr9 7 months ago 8
its a laser
nowais 8 months ago
You can try to not lose your sanity, but as Silver once said, ITS NO USE
WalkmanSilver 8 months ago 23
So I got bored, took a shower and made some beefaroni and when I came back they were still on the portals challenge! HA!
zmann4491 8 months ago 10
18:50
Sanity destruction achieved
sonic25799 8 months ago 12
18:44 is a moment I will treasure for all of a day.
MaulMachine 8 months ago 12
Anyone can see them cracking under the pressure during this video, but if you watch carefully, you can pinpoint the second when the last lingering thread of their sanity snaps.
willjar313 8 months ago 9
Erm... I think they're cracking. Call it a hunch.
masterplusmargarita 8 months ago 4
"S-rank this bitch."
and
"Sonic! You came!"
= lol
hiraikotsuember 9 months ago 8
LOL Sonic came.
pkthunder3 9 months ago 3
Witness as they finally lose their shit.
LordIronHat 9 months ago 6
YOU CAME
PrimalEighties 9 months ago
You are winnar
PrimalEighties 9 months ago
BUTT-SECKS, BUTT-SECKS, BUTT-SECKS, B-B--BUTT-SECKS, BUTT-SECKS, BUTT-SECKS, HA-HA HA HA HA HA, HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA
PrimalEighties 9 months ago
14:00
Yep, they're cracking now. XD
spinalTapSoundGuy 9 months ago
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG
Oceanmachine27 9 months ago 8
"Sonic! You came!"
Zoroark50 10 months ago
Neon Genesis Evangelion + Sonic 06 = only way to make a MORE fucked-up plot
JohnAtDawn 10 months ago 8
Trial of love what.
At least you can get away with picking Amy. That bitch Eleieiese doesn't deserve anyone's love as she is way too fucking useless.
Airigh 10 months ago 7
LASERRRRRRR
thapoint09 10 months ago 3
You pretty much failed the test of intelligence when you decided to stop following it and jump in random portals.
Sharpevil 10 months ago 107
@Sharpevil No, they failed the test of intelligence when they purchased this game. Everything just goes downhill from that.
ASCIISkull 10 months ago 8
@ASCIISkull
I think they just rented it though. Bad games make the best LPs.
Sharpevil 10 months ago
@Sharpevil They failed the intelligence test by deciding to play this game in one sitting.
skuckon 8 months ago 7
You do have to equip the gems.
ZeRedSpy 10 months ago
18:36 Headphones!
Gernam12 1 year ago 4
CURVY LAZERS
TheLordEnki 1 year ago 12
SONIC YOU CAME
Ecksphyre 1 year ago 86
@Ecksphyre
And knowing Amy's tendencies in last games, she probably came at him choosing her.
TARDISES 1 week ago