How to Vlog - Delicious Steak

[tHickman95]

'Marinaded with Jack Threads'

That's nothing, EpicMealTime marinade with Jack Daniels.

[SqueakyPsycho]

I enjoyed watching the clock go backwards in this video.

[cristobaldiazz]

I love your videos!

[AMVDawg]

I taught he was goint to say: Marinaded with Jack Daniels LOL

[freshicedcoke]

watch the clock behind him

[TheDanishCatLover]

I thought he was going to show everyone how to cook.. Duh. :P

[Peachiscoo]

Corndog.



[naimop]

00:01

[BlackoutOmega]

People need to shut up about the clock. We get it.

[afrobunny247]

y does the clock go backwards



[RIPPAZEEEEEEE]

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[FGSA10upitcher]

oh yeah. one more tip. dont have a clock in your shot. viewers think its destracting. and they will rant about it.

[bakonfreek]

clock is destracting

[artyfarty1996]

I have a tip: don't film infront of a camera, because Dan, it looks like you're slowly going back in time and it's so confusing with the way by genius mind works.

Also, DFTBA.

[XopenexHFA]

OMG the time on the clock is going backwards!

[macsvlog]

Sorry for the spam it was saying error, Removed the duplicates.

[macsvlog]

@pogobat Thanks for the vid man. You taught me how to solve the Rubix's Cube, now your teaching me how to begin my next hobby!!!

[whiteangel0605]

the clock goes backwards!!! and im assuming you tell us that next video......lol awkward

[whiteangel0605]

the clock goes backwards!!!

[tomizzmylife]

WE DON'T HAVE WALMART IN ENGLAND.

[puppystomper324]

@tomizzmylife XD

[pivotpoop]

@tomizzmylife We have Asda.

[BlackOakStudios]

@tomizzmylife BWHAT?!?!?

[Andyrolled]

who ese noticed that the clock is moving backwards 0_o

[The3AwesomeNinjaKids]

That WASNT checkmate!!!!!!

[blueberetquarterman]

Is the clock going backwards?

[Berntisso]

THUMBS UP SO DAN SEE THIS!!!

It was NOT checkmate! Pawn to c3!!

Stupid Dan...

[RockSmithStudio]

@Berntisso I noticed that too haha

[Shadowtjestalker]

THE CLOCK IS GOING BACKWARDS.

[EpicAdam102]

@henriwa I know! That was the best. He needs to put that back in his videos.

[artemisf125]

F6 to D7

C7 to C6

B8 to C6 OR D7

First ones probably the best =]

[8bitmagic]

Knight B8 to D7

[Battleschnodder]

what. that was not checkmate.

[robybirdy]

22 people don't know how to tell time properly

[henriwa]

Why do you not have the thing in the end you know like "if you liked what you just saw..." i think that was funny

[TwitCentral]

PAWN C6 THATS NOT CHECKMATE YOU LIAR

[buttercupisevil]

About the clock, you know how he was saying how he records every individual blurb he wants to say and then edits them together later? I'm thinking he recorded all his blurbs in reverse order.

[Rubix4Life]

do you have a hf s20 or hf20

[RubixWizz199109]

Screw you dan, there are 4 obvious moves that can still be made. That is far from check mate. What a jerk.

[disciple021]

Your clock is running backwards in this video... why?

[flarestrike]

HEY NOT CHECK MATE! my KNIGHT or Queen Can BLOCK YOU!

[TotallyTek]

@flarestrike or pawn

[flarestrike]

@TotallyTek ah yeah XD

[TheSjversteeg]

@flarestrike you must move your king in safety you can not move any other piece.. sorry man we lost :(

[flarestrike]

@TheSjversteeg ah? i cannot use any pieces to block? only i can move the king when i am in "check"?

[flarestrike]

@TheSjversteeg When a king is under immediate attack by the opponent's pieces, it is said to be in check. A response to a check is a legal move if it results in a position where the king is no longer under direct attack (that is, not in check).interposing a piece between the checking piece and the king (which is possible only if the attacking piece is a queen, rook, or bishop and there is a square between it and the king); or moving the king to a square where it is not under attack.

[TheImpromptuChef]

Funny that now Dan posts a video on how to vlog when he has become a completely boring, generic vlogger. Everybody should follow this link: /watch?v=PjIMWYeJ3fM&feature=r­elmfu to see the old Dan Brown in is vlogging prime. This was when Dan stood out as one of the best vloggers on the internet, and when he actually had personality. Now, he just turns on the camera and rambles. See for yourself. Watch his vlogs from 2009 to see how his vlogging style has declined.

[S5MM3R]

PAWN TO C6....

[dbdii]

I went to fix my curtin while listening to this and when he said "Know how to cut", the video stopped playing and I thought he did that on intentionally.

[DiegoVelascoTv]

What Check mate? Queen to D7

[hdryjo]

is definitly going backwards

[buccaneerpenguin]

The transition between Chess & the top youtube comment has a spinning troll face. He knows we aren't in checkmate.

[FeelingAnonymous]

Not even slightly checkmate. Oh well.

[Jinglebells103]

A very strange clock on the wall....... it is running backwards???????

[MC1250]

lol thats not check mate theres like 3 moves you can use

1) pawn to C6

2) Queen to D7

3) Bishop to D7

[Kraekcae]

@MC1250

Four moves: Knight to D7.

[TheKarev7]

dude! it's not check mate! if we move our bishop back to d7 you can't take our king...

[JManu3]

The clock IS going backwards! :O

[megmonkey992]

That isn't checkmate... right?

[CheckeredFedora]

The clock is going backwards because he filmed the clips in reverse order, and just edited them together to be in the correct order. Like Mr. Platonist said, it emphasizes the theme of everything being backwards. :)

[mercybrkr]

We're happy you're back on track for the community you built Dan! We all love this style as I myself treat your vlogs as a bit of brainfood for the week or how often you upload it. Dan 3.0 can be done maybe for a once a month special where you do things the following may vote for. however don't ever remove discussion topics!

[Yessacmidnight]

...Yea...

I never got this in my sub box.

[MrPlatonist]

The Clock Is Going backwards for two reasons.

During the last episode people were concentrated on the watch, more than the subject of marijuana.

the SECOND is to prove to us that he has a script. he's saying everything backwards, and it's relevant to the "how to blog" theme

[shikamarusgirl17]

The next episode's ending is Dan's way of getting us to view his videos more than once, so he gets more money.

...Even if it's not, he could probably double his views for this video this way. XD And thus get more money from it, since he's a partner.

[mechanesthesia]

I agree with TheJessepk's comment

[Protoss728]

Another point on the chess, it wasn't even the king that was pressured, if he set it up right.

[supersingerevan]

Dear Dan,

Re: Your "Republicans and Vampires" video. THAT clock. The one right behind you. See that there? Yep, that one.

[alienedbla1333]

how the heck do you use the moderater? When I click on the link, it just leads me to his channel.

[MegaWackyJackie]

Yes i did recognise the troll face after the chess game, but i was enjoying the chess game dan, even if you wanted to end it you didnt have to fake checkmate, obviously we can all see that was only check and we can move pawn to c6. That was kind of a slap in the face, i like chess :(

[ZubinTV]

It's not checkmate!!! We can move the queen!!! Thumbs up so Dan sees this!!

[jsdsparky]

Watch the clock move a few minutes backwards between each shot.

[Newschooled]

southpoleofthemoon . com is an AWESOME place to get some base exposure.

[varygoode]

@Newschooled I find this statement pleasant and your demeanor agreeable.

[frcepeda]

@Newschooled Blatantly advertising the Moon. Me likey.

[SweetishBerriiee]

Yes, you do own a clock mr. dan brown

[realesethesteam]

we can move our horse to block the check mate...

[Taintedwisdomaz]

Maybe he said everything in the wrong order and then reorganized the clips...

[sub548]

not checkmate

[investogeek]

Holy shit the clock is going backwards...

[JMMathieson]

i think dan is purposely screwing with us and the clock!

[NickFreyMovieGuy]

He probably intended to make the clock go backwards, and moved the hand further back each jump cut.

[hokieguy001]

this is better than 3.0 but the name is kind of bad...

[mattius999]

IT'S NOT CHECKMATE!!! IT'S NOT CHECKMATE!!! THERE ARE LITERALLY FOUR LEGAL MOVES THAT BLACK CAN MAKE!!!

[rcfencer]

@mattius999 actually theres 5 lol

[rcfencer]

@mattius999 correction to my other comment: there are 6

[mattius999]

@rcfencer Lol. It's okay though, Dan was just trolling us. :P

[keila347]

I do not find this "steak" delicious, it's pretty dry.

I like that you have gone back to actual content instead of handing out cookies for 6-10 minutes, but 7 minutes of vlogging about vlogging is more than I can stomach, and I don't intend to watch the last half.

You mentioned in this vlog that if you are excited about what you're talking about, people will be able to tell, and that's quite true. To me, you don't seem as excited about your topics as you used to be, or vlogging in general...

[AIDAN5639]

This is the first Dan Brown video I have watched since the announcement of DS, and I have to say it's better than D3P0, but you should do like a task/going place video every now and then kinda like DBU season 1, that was fantastic.

- Aidan

[CoolFooOnTheBlock]

THE CLOCK IS RIGHT THERE!!!!

[SociallySuperior]

Thumbs up, if you came back from the next video to watch the clock go backwards

[GuitarMannnnnn]

@SociallySuperior

Shit, youtube won't let me thumb up anymore, but I did backtrack to see the clock hahaa.... Just pretend there are +1 likes on your comment.

[RandomFilmsUK]

i cant watch this because im a vegetarian

[mendigodesabrigado]

the clock isn't going backwards, you guys are forgetting the "mirror effect" that cameras usually have with the sides of the images...

[spongezac]

280,000 subscribers

25,000 viewers per video (average)

wat?

[KiojiPokemaster]

@spongezac about 10% of the viewers idk

[deadendguitarist]

I loved your appearance on Hank Green's album

[starbluluv]

That clock was way more entertaining than it should have been.

[CrystalSphear]

Wow i thought delicious thing was gonna be another fail like dan 3.0 but he does the same thing with a new name :D i like it.

[JustAnne27]

love the clock in the background xD even though it was kind of distracting.

[finalfuryan]

Dan..your first video WAS your masterpiece.

[sharbanu1]

It's just check, not checkmate. And theres a decent possibility that you are going to have to choose between your bishop and your queen

[aSongScout]

that's not checkmate, I liked the spinny trollhead haha

[LegoKid92]

Why is your clock going backwards during the first part of your vlog?

[GrandStudable]

I remember like, when you lived in San Francisco and your grandpa had serious health troubles, you were still doing Dan 3.0, you looked MISERABLE, and that's completely understandable, I mean, you grandpa was in trouble, but besides that, you were not happy at all with Dan 3.0 because your audience wasn't happy with it either!

Now everything's changed for the better, and both your audience and you look a lot happier. I'm glad to have found your channel and I hope you keep up your good work!

[PaulTheillusionist]

This was delicious!!!

[petercourt]

When he talks about editing time goes backwards...good video anywho!

[Theft61]

how is the clock moving backwards?

[tomjsh]

@Theft61 you can get backwards clocks



[TheMrNKJ]

the background music is annoying

[Lor4cat]

the steak makes me hungry lol --- Sent From pogobat's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[Jaw1580]

It's not check mate we could move our bishop back to D7, thus protecting our king.

[Majorminor7th]

@Jaw1580 Nonsense, that would be UNdeveloping our pieces. we either wanna move our pawn up one to attack his bishop, or move the knight in the space. Depends on how tightly we wanna wall up our king. Shorter game vs longer game.

[NerdfighterneverFTBA]

Loving this!!

[Andreysmeagol]

Hello! my name is Andrew and i cook for a living. I am sure that your steak will rise to the level of The Pogotribe's expectations if you give it the right spices.

Please do Dan 4.0 the Delicious Steak we are so hungry for.

[america123jeff]

I want you to know that I am 100% behind you on this. I like the topical descussions, the chess idea, and just talking a little bit about whatever after sponser time.. Keep it up.

[Xfacta12482]

Add the Dan 2.0 background music. It added ambiance..and it was neat..n junk

[JakeTheFakeReal]

SONY VEGAS IS MOAR BETTERER

[marfu999]

of course it isn´t checkmate.. hence the trollface

[TheSandMower]

Was that clock going backwards or am I insane?

[ninearthify]

This is the top YouTube comment on this episode of Delicious Steak.

[leftoutjonny]

Walmart doesn't exist in England :(

[Haolou]

FINAL CUT FTW

[noname311298]

I remember that pogobat (Dan) used to be very very famous YouTuber, he even went on TV, why is his videos keep getting stop viral?

[AdamTadz]

Am I the only one who likes the clock in the background? It gives an insight into how long a video takes and stuff

[lonesomemajor]

Dan, are you time travelling? CLOCK TROLLING. 

[absolutezero1000]

To me delicious steak seems like normal vlogging with a unusual name not to "diss" i like it an all its just got nothing to do with the vlogs themselves.

[93freestyl93]

SACRIFICE THE QUEEN TO SAVE THE KING!

[pokemonmaster08]

@93freestyl93 That is a bad idea. The queen is more powerful than the king. the king is useless.

[93freestyl93]

@pokemonmaster08 but if you lose the king you lose the game

obviously you have never learned the rules of chess

[chrisirwin34]

You just got a like just because you said "and to answer your question, yes youtubing is most definately a word."

[AnotherPostcard]

PROTIP (for prospective vloggers): avoid clocks.

[colmustardfulable]

dan, why is the colck going backards!?, we need an answer

[93freestyl93]

@colmustardfulable i just noticed that too , maybe he has some strange habit to talk backwards and then he plays the video backwards on youtube

[Jellyhag02]

@colmustardfulable Because he likes to see people going crazy about stuff that really doesn't matter...

[ItzzAngel]

@colmustardfulable maby he records backwards :D

[AudioInjectedSoul11]

@colmustardfulable omg is it really hard to understand hes just moving it back between jump cuts...

[OrdinaryContent]

@colmustardfulable its because someone was complaining about it moving forward in a previous video x)

[moonshade20]

@colmustardfulable if you pay close attention, it doesnt go backwards at the ad part. This tells me he did the video backwards. he started at the end of the script, and then went to the begining of the script from there. and then when "oh fuck" and filmed his ad.. or did it on purpose. whatevs.

[TeenAviator]

@colmustardfulable He's ninja like that; he can jump back in time! xD

[BenCanoTalks]

The clock is a lie. Corndog.

[SealFormulaMaster]

@colmustardfulable Two basic answers. A: Video was filled backwards, with what you see Dan talking about at the beginning being filmed last and what you see Dan at the end talking about first, then edited together so you see the clock going backwards. B: The rotational gearbox was flipped to allow the hands to move backwards.

[PinappleNews999]

@colmustardfulable colck?? or clock

[MaddieMoo6789]

The clock going backwards distracted me the WHOLE VIDEO... lol love you dan!!

[iHazGreenMoney]

Is it me or was his clock going backwards o.O

[KTTYC4T]

This is what i missed ! i love the old dan ! and this is alot like it ! :DDD

[BlackHearts234]

Dan your camera was out of focus the entire time.........

[senkrad5]

again he says, "audio > video" after doing so many videos outside with the wind messin the audio up

[Cubalisk]

Yummy steak to eat rofl

[Saidenblazer]

Everyone is noticing the clock going backwards

[Ambassad0rPineapple]

I don't have a tripod, is it OK to put my camera on a shelf?

[musiclover2165]

clock moving backwards......... O_o

[JohnCornnells]

Love how the clock goes counterclockwise...

[bikerboomer]

Im sick of talking about what we should talk about. I want you to be creative and do your own thing. You entertain me like a short tv show. Similar to 60 min, or something like that, only its for a few min and its from someone my age. :) thats why i like watching your videos. Keep making them, whatever way you see fit.

[LoneGallade]

Hey, uhh Dan... I'm thinkin somethin is wrong with your clock...

[Egyptianprincess1996]

I love how this video has jump cuts with a clock in the background... :) its amusing.

[TheSethBoom]

Great video Dan. Very delicious steak

[youvebeenvloged]

dan we could move the queen or pawn in the way of your attack

[Chrisawesomeness]

Hey Dan, You should do a wall wednesday sometime it doesnt even have to be put on a wall. I just needs to be shown. Our community has sent many things to you in hopes of you enjoying it and we want to see you enjoy it. So please have one soon :)

[SyntekkTeam]

yeah that's not check mate we can move our queen in the way

[TheHellzReject]

I think it is checkmate...when threatened does only the king has to move? You can't really block it with another piece...if I know my rules well

[JManu3]

@TheHellzReject You don't.

[Cubenews]

Thumps up, if you noticed that the clock in the background was moving backwards :D

[Jellyhag02]

@Cubenews I think he did this to shut up the people that complained about it in the latest video...

[MisterMehMehMeh]

About a week ago, after watching your videos, I realized I wanted to making videos like you. And now you post this video on how to Vlog. Dan, you are awesome, and pretty much the reason I am starting my Youtube channel.