Green Wing - Let it Penetrate.

[blocfoals]

Excellently timed bit of eyewear adjustment.

[dervish2173]

I strongly believe this show was influenced by The office

[bonniehudson]

When he says "Oh dear" really innapropriately that just kills me :)

[Mazeppa6]

Have been starting my day with this clip for over a week....boop......boop.....boo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooop......

[aaron4820]

mark heap reminds me of julian barratt.. except i think he's probably a better actor than barrat.

[sarahwithstars]

mark heap is comedy genius! I also love "I knew she wasnt a wolf!!"

[sarahwithstars]

mark heap is comedy genius!

[slytown]

Maybe the greatest scene in TV history.

[furryeye]

Id love to go to a serious poetry club and recite that to them.

[tomward62]

the real comic genius is the pushing up of the glasses at the end. Superb.

[johnnyontube]

alan statham is officially my favourite character ever :) i watch green wing just for his parts lol

[samthecat952]

really shows the general state of mind in Green Wing.

awesome

[cheeseymenolikey]

what a performance! this guy is a genius actor. Love alan statham

[tekqist28]

Im not sure what to make of it, its hilarious but probably the strangest thing ive ever seen xD

[sirangusking]

Comic brilliance.

[burninghistory]

I love this waaay too much

[jimijable]

The way he touches the womans leg at the end lmao randy sod :B

[HeartbreaknRomance]

o-o wow XD

[richard1rs]

lmfao

[Pauloid]

oh gnar-led claw!

[PabloSplinter]

0.10- "oh dear"

brilliant

[ryanjohnfrancis]

Mark Heap is so funny, I love him!

[BlackRainGraffiti]

1:39 HAHA

Like, what can you do.*His arm gesture*

[OhDontYouKnow]

All I can think of when I watch this clip is what a fantastic actor he is. The way he says "OoOh" is almost like he's singing! Hilarious :D

[xxlauraloo88xx]

omg how have i not seen this before i love alan statham!!

[YourNewFavouriteBand]

Has o be one of my all time favourite poems due to the way he reads it :D haha brilliance

[ofxxxthexxxflowers]

the way he pushes his glasses up suddenly is hilarious!

[coombsfh]

YES! I love this.

[Ilikenuman]

its not bean its being..

[Kimberrrrrrrr]

Lol....i love you matt

;)

aren't you just so glad i showed you this at my house....lols

xxxxx

[Pmatt123]

7 months ago, eh? Wow. And aww, some affection from you. =)

[WatTyler13]

I feel the love in my room.

[Pmatt123]

I..I can't fly because my wing is..D-d-dammaged..

[SuperKezzy]

This is one of my favourite ever Mark Heap moments :) Thanks for posting it.

[AliBoomia]

lol its the way he ses carrier pidgeon xD

[TimoteiAIDS]

Carrier Pigeon...

Carrier Pigeon...

Carrier... of disease...

OOOOH gnarled claw! Hopping! Disease, eating their way through your very bean.

LOOK OUT, A CAR!

"I can't fly, because my wing is damaged..."

Bep.

Bep.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

...Let it penetrate...

[Eggs4Eva]

".....yes penetrated"

hahaha i love this scene!!

[Juine]

'I feel your fingers slipping from my hand'

'oh dear'

[ikra]

hahaha.. this guy is classic!!! Damn its been a long time since ive seen this crap...

[SomaLFM]

The best character!

[messymess13]

Oh my god, I think I'm going to die.

Just like the pigeon.

Except I'll die laughing instead of being hit by a car.

Let it penetrate.

[hellocaketv]

i love it when he pushes up his glasses during the beep lol

[georginaluvsyou]

funny stufff!!

[Penisplop]

one of the best poems ever! oooh gnarled claw! genius!

[spongerob50]

he looks like garth marenghi

[xxIzzy38xx]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

CARRIER...OF DISEASE!!!

LOOK OUTTTTTTTTT A CAR!

alan statham is the best!

[burwin705]

carrier pigeon.....

[NanaMchedlidze]

Greenwingclips, what is your favourite film? :))))))))

[xmisspinkx2007x]

classic

[spacedooty]

this is my single most favorite part of green wing!

[93jamiec]

right up there

one of the funniest contemporary british comedy characters

[RipRabbo]

Carrier of disease. OOOHH GNARLED claw!!

[EOC14]

My fave clip EVA! i cant fly cos my wings d-d-d-damaged!

[pachaskapunk]

endefinitica no se lo ke dice ¬¬

[Sacredbeauty007]

Es una poema q se trata d la historia de un pajaro q muera. DIce: Paloma transportadora, Paloma transportadora, Transportadora de enfermedad. Ay! Garra nudosa, cojeando, La enfermedad comiendo tu propio cuerpo, Cuidado! Un auto! No puedo mover, mi ala está dañana. Beep, beep beeeeeeeee.... (como una makina en un hospital) Dejarlo penetrar... Jaja. Espero q puedes entender mi Español terrible!

[kizza55]

thankyou for posting this clip! It's hilarious!

[webbtje]

Buuuuuuuup...

[iamtheoneandonlystig]

lmao!!!! love it when i was that on tv i laughed so hard people came in from other rooms cos they thought i was suffocating lol

[poepelaa]

a pigin PIGIN

[Dragonhurter]

Man, he is such an idiot.

[wreckageanddecay]

i love this man more than anyone in the world :D

[lilatlbecky]

i love this man

[balancedindividual]

what a guy.

[philipH70]

Can someone put up the poem he recited in the Chinese takeaway please

[trogdorkilah]

hilarious

[prettyvibe]

i think i just wet myself

[zilali]

first time i've laughed like that in ages. Thanks so much for putting that up

[danshaggy292]

OOOOOH GNARLED CLAW!!

[guysbitch]

Best poem ever

[jstar953]

beep. beep. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeee-pushes glasses on-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­p

[shirelass]

LOOK OUT! A CAR!

[leakyx]

One of the best

[prowres]

"Yes, penetrated." Ive watched this way to many times.

[prowres]

Carrier of disease!!!

[prowres]

I like how he pushes his glasses back on and the continues, its just the little things that make him so great. Still doesnt top "well you can f*ck off the then!" but still good.