Winning this contest comes down to understanding basic density. By tripling the number of slices one consumes at a time, you increase the density. However, even though the increased density means that you'll chew slower, the overall amount of time needed to complete the task will be less. Assuming that you can eliminate the variable of choking from the equation, you'd be better off stacking slices in a contest like this.
I almost tied this guy, I ate 8 slices in 4 minutes 13 seconds. But I ate Pizza Hut Pizza LArge with double cheese and double pepperroni. So actually my pizza was thicker and bigger. I paid for it later in the toilet, severe stomach cramps and about 5 trips to the can overnight. Lots of gas as well LOL!!!
@XxANIMEK1DxX Point is? I can eat 7 1/2 buritos from taco bell and drink 2 2 liters of pepsi, and I'm 14. Lean and mean. Not fat or anything.. Well fat on the inside.
im only 11 lol and i just had pizza and i ripped one piece in half and i ate it in one bite and it was the same size as those it just folded in my mouth
nah man...you get these kebabis that sell fuck off 15inch pizzas for like a fiver!...someplaces 20inces for like £12. i dunno maybe its just london...
lol yea man most cities have that. but midlands and up north is cheap as fuck for everything! lol i think they make their money coz, lets be fair, the quality AINT THAT good as say dominoes...but still tastes great!
haha it's called "sandstorm" by darude... I fuckin hate techno music, but whenever this song comes on my ipod when my buddies and i are drivin around or out dancin we go absolutely ape shit!!! start dancin' like those weirdo rave kids.... the craziness for this song was spawned one night at a dance club when I looked at my buddy while this song was playin and looked at him dead serious while dancin with a chick and said, I NEVER MISS A SANDSTORM!!! she stopped dancin with me after that hahaha
if you hungry is easy to win
kleanthis1000 6 months ago
wats the song in the background :D?
ShedowSSS 6 months ago
@ShedowSSS blade techno opener
WavinFxMusic 4 months ago
Sweet!
Scarface25ify 7 months ago
this made me hungry
hoodzNglovez 9 months ago
That pizza looks like shit...
1CME90 9 months ago 2
Winning this contest comes down to understanding basic density. By tripling the number of slices one consumes at a time, you increase the density. However, even though the increased density means that you'll chew slower, the overall amount of time needed to complete the task will be less. Assuming that you can eliminate the variable of choking from the equation, you'd be better off stacking slices in a contest like this.
DartmouthAlum96 11 months ago
@DartmouthAlum96 you do realize you sound like a moron right??
Teejization 6 months ago
sooo where is the topping?
IDMWEIGHTSIDM 1 year ago
all of the crusts that guy didnt eat was like 1 whole slice that he didnt eat
alexchizzang 1 year ago
great now i want pizza!
jmanc2695 1 year ago
and tomorow we have the biggest shit contest.
MrShitslinger 1 year ago
@hawahiiayun i agree with you : P but the one that did not eat crust is a baby -_-'..
GettoForLife25 1 year ago
I almost tied this guy, I ate 8 slices in 4 minutes 13 seconds. But I ate Pizza Hut Pizza LArge with double cheese and double pepperroni. So actually my pizza was thicker and bigger. I paid for it later in the toilet, severe stomach cramps and about 5 trips to the can overnight. Lots of gas as well LOL!!!
TEKWATCH 1 year ago
put some toppings on the pizza.
stratlover37 1 year ago
ninja turtles lol
archillasamurai 1 year ago
mhmm getting hungry now
defelix2432 1 year ago
darude while eating pizza thats fucked up lol
dojOdRiFTeR 1 year ago 3
omfg i can eat a whole box of pizza and im only 12 im not fat i have a 6pack i have a biggg appitite cause i run alot(:
XxANIMEK1DxX 1 year ago
@XxANIMEK1DxX and you're full of yourself!
OnlineSpellChecker 1 year ago
@XxANIMEK1DxX Point is? I can eat 7 1/2 buritos from taco bell and drink 2 2 liters of pepsi, and I'm 14. Lean and mean. Not fat or anything.. Well fat on the inside.
extacyhacker 1 year ago
not even that much
JumpBrothersTV 1 year ago
imagine the size of their shits after this.
guitarpunk105 1 year ago 3
@guitarpunk105 lol
im hungry now
hawaiiayun 1 year ago
lol the guy on the right was just enjoying his food
CartmanLandZ 1 year ago
i am so hungry now
corv22 1 year ago 5
if me before the contest i dont eat when during that day i start eating like a wild pig !
xiiaopuii 1 year ago
the guy in the middle is sexyy :P
serah0313 1 year ago
I have really bad gas. Can you smell me?
ThePsychoEwok 2 years ago 2
(gag) yup
riw222 1 year ago
yummm i want some damn pizza right now!!
petrolhead1845598 2 years ago 7
doesnt seem fair the one dude didnt have to eat the crust and the others did.
PitFiend2001 2 years ago 19
if its only that pizza i could eat it
SnowyHot09 2 years ago 3
i could beat that!
1pokemonrhythm 2 years ago 2
o man thats so awesome
rutkettu 2 years ago
he didnt eat the crust.. the other guy did
TeamMichigan112 2 years ago 2
whats the song in the background its pretty cool.
KronicDemon442 2 years ago
darude - sandstorm ... finland ftw
ZerakeCss94 2 years ago
why dont they just fold the whole thing and then eat it like a wrap?
ssam2335 2 years ago
you mean a Calzoné
wra7h 2 years ago
I tried that today lol the slices all fell apart =/
RaymondCroxen 2 years ago
im only 11 lol and i just had pizza and i ripped one piece in half and i ate it in one bite and it was the same size as those it just folded in my mouth
MrFlabadoo 2 years ago
cuz ur fat
SnowboardBurton09 2 years ago
damn... it's cheese
5pl005hProductions 2 years ago
A whole pizza in under 4 minutes. Dang that's awesome.
FHfan731 2 years ago
your pizza looks so good
thedombombisback 2 years ago
i love pizza so bad if you caught me when i was hungry id end up eating the 3 dudes pizza
rapistite 2 years ago
crusts r only nice wit garlic sauce
shahrid1987 2 years ago
why the fuck do u not eat crusts?!?!
gulwant 2 years ago 2
Jojo shouldve said "Za warudo" and would win.
Squall777 2 years ago
oh shit
reddog1290 2 years ago
kelly is one hot bitch
bigfredman1 2 years ago
i wish there was a pizza place like that in the UK all we have is papa johns, pizza hut and dominos
xMATTSTERx 2 years ago
nah man...you get these kebabis that sell fuck off 15inch pizzas for like a fiver!...someplaces 20inces for like £12. i dunno maybe its just london...
shariotoflove 2 years ago
we get that in brum aswell mate, like 16 inch for a fiver, im like hw the fuck do u make money loll.
shahrid1987 2 years ago
lol yea man most cities have that. but midlands and up north is cheap as fuck for everything! lol i think they make their money coz, lets be fair, the quality AINT THAT good as say dominoes...but still tastes great!
shariotoflove 2 years ago
15 inch for a fiver? fuck me... what shop is that?
Taurai321 2 years ago
Love the Techno Music
Da Rude Sandstorm
flipracer92 2 years ago
weres the toppings?obviousely not a canadian pizza.
stratlover37 2 years ago
WOWW I BETED THE BIG 1 WAS GONE WIN
tietie944 2 years ago
soo hungryyyy
backoswacko10 2 years ago 2
omg wtf is the name of that song in the background i love that song so much i just dont know the name of the damn thang
pinkhillzflyingdog 2 years ago
haha it's called "sandstorm" by darude... I fuckin hate techno music, but whenever this song comes on my ipod when my buddies and i are drivin around or out dancin we go absolutely ape shit!!! start dancin' like those weirdo rave kids.... the craziness for this song was spawned one night at a dance club when I looked at my buddy while this song was playin and looked at him dead serious while dancin with a chick and said, I NEVER MISS A SANDSTORM!!! she stopped dancin with me after that hahaha
hunerdsdickey 2 years ago
"sandstorm" by Darude
paintballa069 2 years ago
the song is called sandstorm
bdawg201 2 years ago
hell yeah. shit looks dank
antixbush 2 years ago
I would crush anyone of you no lie
Moshproxi 3 years ago
mike birbiglia!
mataresex 3 years ago
OH YEAH! *HIGH FIVE
redeagle2007 3 years ago
i feel like having pizza now:P
mynameispooja 3 years ago
I would smoke those guys
all i would need is a liter of cokee
loadbrecht 3 years ago
just get a large farva
Mindnumb12 3 years ago