Vampire Hunter Ina 2: The Plot Thickens!

[evrbody]

The plot thickens like rancid yogurt.

[Te4RHyP3]

5:38 ...SWANDIVE

[Me14986]

ALPA? The Air Line Pilots Association?

[MemeAMeme]

"I am your worst nightmare!"

"I guess it's time to wake up!"

Jesus that comeback was almost as awful as Guy Kazama's.

[Suzaku000]

@MemeAMeme

That just makes me want to make comebacks even more!

[MemeAMeme]

I love how that one vampire gets shot point blank on the face with a shotgun and only gets part of his skin scraped off on the side of his face. Nice consistency!

[TheWolfgangGrimmer]

I think I just caught one-linerite...

[Kolbatsu]

you know your flash animation is bad if He-Man has better animation.

[FloatyPineapple]

And here I was hoping for Justice to start playing when that coffin appeared.

[FloatyPineapple]

So, are we watching the World's Stupidest Vampire contest? They all just seemed to...stand there while she was murdering them and their friends.

[maglebeast]

this is the first retsupurae video that i actually had to take a break from because the flash video was so bad.

[nintendonut888]

I like how the review at the end says "keep it up" even though the video was posted six years ago.

[jsh020]

@nintendonut888sega your doing a great job with the shenmue series, keep it up

[EmptyHero]

looked like they traced a bunch of scenes from witch hunter robin

[B1k0u]

Still better than Twilight.

[88Meters]

Hankillium P. Wimbleton Esquire III

[88Meters]

If this is is what the SWAT is destined to be...

we're fucked.

[Szgerle]

Actual Vayne gameplay footage.

[GeneticKH]

7:01 "Let's see what Newgrounds thought of it"

Screen shows two 10's and a 9. FACEPALM

[chosentonessournotes]

@TheRsp88 And just when they though everything was going swimmingly, from the shadows emerges a few punks to rain on their parade. Their night on the town ended up being... A soul-sucking experience. I'm John Bunnel.

[ChuWanggAmes]

they have a tshirt store for this shit.....wow

[DSUYoshi987]

This shit does not deserve to have Rammstein playing in the background... D:

[0SexToast0]

I FINALLY fucking get the first persons comment... -_-. Took me 20 times reading it. In translation... "I think the vampire lady was the original vampire and was the cause of the virus. Also, the vampire hunters are, they themselves, vampires, but to sustain the ina virus, not cure it."

[TehNoun]

It's very hard to bounce in only two dimensions.

[AdamDuffield]

I didnt relise half vampires have ears high up next to thier eyes

[Doperwtje81]

we'll miss you, Vampire Kurt Cobain.

[matthewtbrawl]

thats to you i only just relised that alucard is dracula backwards >.<

[TheRsp88]

When bouncy dates go wrong!

[Heat13009]

Produced by Tim Buckley

[JasperChalks]

Wait, so she had a change of clothes when she got back to her house, but her old clothes were there when the SWAT team arrived. So she went home, got changed, went out again, presumably to get a pint of milk or something, THEN the SWAT team got there?

Yes, I do compulsively over-analyse shit, why do you ask?

[Pollix780]

This material is gold here. There should be another retsupurae with this series.

[lobsopdoy]

Damn you Ostentatious Purplehair Mask!!

[RatherWatchThem]

All of my facepalms.

[Mezurya]

I think we've all come to realize that the people who watch this stuff on Newgrounds are just angsty teenagers who will thumb anything with Rammstien and vampires.

[Kuronji]

Ok when Diabetus read the comment from "Mr. Raven" I cracked up. Well done good sir. "Tips top hat"

[TimidOrgy]

Additional video commentary by Earupuster.

[meckrisa]

2:35 You know what would've been better? Slashes his throat, *puts on sunglasses*, "keep dreaming", YEEEEAH!

[Yay248]

Horrible Bloodrayne remake.

[theFightingFan]

There's a part 1?

[HuskyVerbatim]

OH NO, SHE'S KILLING US

QUICK, STAND PERFECTLY STILL

[patrick888881]

I think the title should have been "The plot hole widens" witha picture of Goatse

[d01hazel]

Diabeetus: You know, "Alucard" is "Director" spelled backwards.

Slowbeef: What?

[shu12321]

Diabeetus: You know, Alucard is director spelled backwards.

Slowbeef: ...What?

[MOUPIMOUPI]

THEY'RE ZOMBIES FRANCIS, NOT VAMPIRES

[Darut1337]

"Duuhy... I'm walking. I'm in SWAT" always cracks me up.

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

You killed my mother 10/10

[Voothegreat]

I like when the SWAT chick gets shot directly through the forehead, and a dozen times in the torso, then continues walking backwards under her own power before finally overcoming the strength of the glass to throw herself through it.

[tehgamer1]

@Voothegreat It's obvious that the vampire hunter chick was too much of a cheapskate to use real bullets in her automatic machine gun defenses, after she wasted her budget on leotards and mental retardation surgery.

[Battfro]

So this is how Jessica Martin prepared for her role as Samus Aran.

[AdamDuffield]

You cant thicken something that dosnt exist

[AdamDuffield]

I love how the woman is cross eyed for like 90% of the video xD

[KaitonWLOC]

Okay I decoded UzumakiNaruto913's review by adding the necessary grammar.

"I think the vampire lady was THE original, and caused the virus and the vampire hunter IS a vampire", but contains it. now that I understand the sentence, I still don't get the video.

[MagikGimp]

I've seen worse, far worse.

[Mesarphelous]

@MagikGimp Prove it.

[MagikGimp]

@Mesarphelous Arise, Arise 2, Arise 3 and Arise 4! I just really like ImageNation's work; Harry Potter Ina is definitely worth a watch.

[feh2]

wat

[MalamiteLtd]

2:33

Was anyone watching the story-based action in the scene, or were you also drawn in by that fascinating billboard?

[TheDarkestxHourx]

OH NO, KURT COBAIN VAMPIRE ZOMBIE!

[HunterLee1204]

DURRrrr im IN SWAT :D

[JanitorAntisocial]

I find 2:45 so goddamn hilarious.

The guy in the middle getting his head blown off as his buddy on the left does the "bring it on" gesture, without reacting at all to the former.

That is a perfect example of suicidal overconfidence, there.

[WhiteTiger225]

even for 2003.. emote you wannabe underworld goth bitch!

[communistrecords]

This was produced by the sony ngp.

[jettythesunfish]

BOING BOING!

[Overmayor]

This is a damn trainwreck.

[Icerama108]

This is a like a Criminal Minds episode except Ina is the unsub, and the "Vampires" are her victims, just normal people. Also "SWAT" is the BAU.

[handsomebrick]

My daughter is a vampire, but I also cause the virus to support the vampire vampire hunter, I think it was the source

[HGAlchanii]

And yet nobody looks at the obvious typo in the beginning.

"Failed Misstion"

[Ortuxerno]

@HGAlchanii Probably because it's bright green text on only-very-slightly darker green.

[EponymousKid]

2:16 Honestly, I'm way more interested in this happy vampire than anything else this animation has to offer. Look at that guy, he's on top of the world.

[ggamer2004]

HOW is the Newgrounds community so stupid?

[jettythesunfish]

@ggamer2004 They....just are.

[ryunin5654]

That singing reminds me of the opening song of Pretear for some weird reason.

[JasperChalks]

The plot sickens.

[Mushman23]

So this is where Sakamoto discovered the voice for Samus in Other M.

[CaptinTrips]

Funny how the guy dives out the window then gets shot in the head... ><

[JanitorAntisocial]

@CaptinTrips

The whole scene with him is laughable. The girl shows up, he turns and yells "BITCH!" then immediately flings himself out the window THEN gets shot.

Fucking gold.

[MitchZer0II]

Look at the bright side, at least they don't sparkle.

[runedeadthA]

I remember this! It had boobs! And vampires! and that's all I can remember.

[Mesarphelous]

Amazing.

[WimpyMcWeaksauce]

"This is a mess."

We established that in the first minute of the video.

[EdmacZ]

There's no continuity from Vampire Hunter Ina 1!

10/10

[dowmein]

Fucking Rammstein.

[Vietusernam]

The video's time is 9:11, just in case you forgot what a tragedy this game is.

[MistaRoburtz]

@Vietusernam Great, now we'll NEVER FORGET.

[HMintify]

that ina girl's voice is horrid.

[Mesarphelous]

BERT RULES

[Jakeallen86]

IEAM EN SWATT

[CufinFan]

rammstein lol

[shotputshanaquanisha]

This is the shittiest fucking thing I've ever seen on Newgrounds.

[DayBreakization]

@shotputshanaquanisha Type in "The many faces of Dante" in the YouTube search. You will be amazed.

[chosentonessournotes]

Diabeetus is so underratedly hilarious in this one. "Boing, boing, boing," "did you know that Alucard is director backwards?" and them going back and forth when the coffin killed that bitch... Priceless.

[filmsfromthepoor]

a 32 year old wrote this that's kind of sad

[niTEndubs]

@filmsfromthepoor 10/10

[filmsfromthepoor]

@niTEndubs true, 10/10 

[notyoursavior78]

"I don't undastud anything"

What?

9/10"

[igotthatsnowmayn]

lmfao this is funny

[TheRealAkaRai]

The animation isn't completely terrible... The art style would show some promise, if it didn't look like MSPaint drawings, with a few designs borrowed from popular anime series.

That's as charitable as I can be.

[RoyStorey]

Ugh... I remember Image Nation Animations. Their submissions were HUGE on NG back in 2001-2004. The animation wasn't bad at the time (keep in mind that this was in the dark days of early flash) but their movies just weren't funny or interesting to watch.

The MTV "parody" they did is even worse than this one. At the end of it a Slipknot fan beats up a Korn fan. Take that for what you will.

[MrAstroBleme]

It's okay, Uzumaki, just say your words. :P

[gaminggoddess85]

It's like Vampire Hunter D if Yoshitaka Amano was an autistic 12 year old...

[Mysterious0Bob]

@gaminggoddess85 You mean anime isn't already made by retarded children? Could have fooled me.

[Scorpiondesu]

These are the worst vampires ever. They just stand there and don't do anything.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

fuck i wrote some fanfiction when i was a 5th grader about lord of the rings that was better then this fucking bullshit.

[popledude]

Horrible just horrible

[rocker193]

I could only wish twilight would end up like this...

[havvyweponsman]

"Well, you know what they say about when you assume."

-HankPWimbleton

Words for the ages.

[Cooliespy345]

I do find it amazing though that, even after getting shot multiple times, that girl was still able to find the strength to THROW herself out of the glass window.

Damned genius, this is.

[ZoomingDakota]

God this is fucking stupid, with all the stupid hard rock crap, and the Horrible animation, honestly, I can't agree that this is better than Twilight, I think this is actually worse, that shouldn't be humanly possible!!!

[Gight77]

the 2009 review just made me laugh

also still better that twilight

[Fithador]

HOW DOES THE GIRL STUMBLE BACKWARDS AFTER SHE'S SHOT THROUGH THE HEAD.

[mrxopher]

note the captins friench

[Fithador]

That's mildly interesting.

[LegionsOfAnon]

Every time I watch this I can't help but to notice the 'Bert Rules!' poster.

[sonicfeet]

What kind of incarnation of Bert is that-- the "low-budget knockoff show" one?

[MidnightZeto]

I love how in the "I am your worst nightmare" part they use perspective in her arm but draw the rest of her body in a totally different perspective XD

[CptSwordy]

Fucking bastards killed Rammstein. Fuck it.

[deifufu]

Honestly, this flash movie would be more watchable if they had good voice acting.

[necrosis07]

Well, it's still better than Twilight...

[Metaflossy]

It's hard to take this movie seriously when the main character is always cross-eyed

[SenseiLeRoof]

Ina doesn't get emotions until she levels up.

[RoyStorey]

I feel awful that I recognize that Coal Chamber song.

[horngatekeeper]

I myself would prefer to find out who the elite swat team is before i slaughtered them all.

Seriously, what a bitch!

[ElfOfJapan]

Wow, a half human, half vampire... How Original.

[KaguyaHimex]

4:27 - We just lost AIDS?

[1andonlyWojjan]

No it's not, it's Dracu-

Oooooooooh!

[l33tmaster104]

What makes me sad is that if this was actually directed by a half-decent director someone would make millions off of this shit. This is totally B-movie material

[edward18517]

....how did vampires go from scary as hell monsters to....this in modern times?

[IXIBathoryIXI]

Rammstein and Coal Chamber?

Random violence and incoherent plot?

"Dark and enigmatic" Mary Sue protagonist?

The beacon of originality shines so brightly.

[largo233]

Alucard, Infamy, Solace - since when did the minor Greek gods start making Flash movies?

[YaigaMamire]

BOING! BOING! BOING!

[DayBreakization]

Let me sum up this flash in one word; huh?

[mawknation]

If you're going to be a voice actor for something, shouldn't you at least check to make sure your recordings don't suffer from audio spikes every other second?

[WinglessIceAngel]

Worst. Voice acting. Ever.

[samusarans]

3:30 Looks like Nirvana's back together!

[barkerr0918]

How hard is it to kill some one when you are a vampire, and not talk in the same tone?

[SaintsInHell24]

UzumaklNaruto913's comment is so funny that made the video for me.

[sonicfeet]

Anyone else notice this girl kills NO ONE but male characters?

What-- is the writer a mentally retarded male misandrist or something?

[WVI]

What, you forgot coffin girl?

[sonicfeet]

I did, unfortunately.

[UberRusty]

Oh yes,vampires and swat guys never actually use their weapons.They just stand in awe like dumbasses and let the medicated chick in the skimpy clothes kick their asses in strange ways.How does Newgrounds think this shit is good?The commentary made it much more enjoyable.

[sonicfeet]

That's also why anime characters NEVER DODGE attacks by "tsundere" characters.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

if they would have made the bounces less high and quicker then it might have looked like they didnt have pogo sticks for legs.

[TotalSimpleton]

I'm definitely not any artist, not at all.

But anybody realize how incredibly disproportionate every iota of the anatomy in this piece of shit is? Jesus, I can even do better than that.

[xWhiteClaudiax]

To be fair, this was made with 2003-era flash.

...But yeah, shitty plot, shitty exposition, blah blah blah boring blah OH FOR GOD'S SAKE PLEASE DO MORE RETSUFRASH. TEAR NEWGROUNDS APART.

[TotalSimpleton]

After the events of Symphony of the Night, Alucard truly did not die. He instead went on to direct the Vampire Hunter Ina series, a hit on Newgrounds but a general abortion of mankind's struggle for success and perfection.

He was found in his beach estate, dead, apparently having ingested a few gallons of holy water mixed with cyanide and appleseed.

[mynameisgopal]

lol

[EthVortexShield]

"I think the vampire lady was te original and caused the virus and the vampire hunters a vampire to but sustains it"

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[SenseiLeRoof]

But then the virus accidentally the whole thing.

[Icerama108]

@SenseiLeRoof Well the virus causes randoms words in your sectences disapear.

[Icerama108]

@EthVortexShield

I agree, te vampire was behind it all SWAT was just a slave for the vampires they have no choice.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

to suzeed, sigma, ed the morbid, richter X, berry, messiah, infamy, & solace; MOVE YOUR MOUTH AWAY FROM THE MIC!

[sailorvelvet]

what was up with the "bert rules" poster in the background 2:36

[Cocklaunch]

it was made in 2003 bro

[FaggotsOfAmerica]

This is why Twilight fans shouldn't animate.

[Crezth]

Really? Seems to me like why Buffy fans shouldn't animate.

[ArchangelDrake]

I know after that ripping to shreds these two provided, any other points would just be nitpicking, but...

When the turret shot the chick, why didn't the window behind her get shot out?

The bullets pierce her pretty well.

Also, I like how literally nobody fights back. I feel like if anybody were to actually attack her, she'd get her ass kicked.

[notmack]

Because its a crappy animation, any plot hole or inconsistency can be explained through this concept

[Icerama108]

Wait? Under 17 requires an adult? HAH! I'm 13 and this stuff is LAME!

[subliminallz]

it was just around the invasion people started taking valium all the time lol

[rndmnonsense]

the people in that video sounded so bored that I became permanently bored from listening to them.

[Brickey8]

"No one liner required."

Win.

[xRavioliSumox]

wtf is going on in this video.

[LoticaStudios]

They're making fun of this flash cartoon.

[Blunderbuss09]

Wait, how are these vampires such a massive threat if they're killed so easily? They died from being hit in the head for christ's sake!

[JBalmoreS]

Newgrounds aint what it use to be lol it had good crap. now it's just crappy crap.

[tabbyaboutroots]

Time to download some rammstein...

[polymphus]

Her hand at 2:35. Jesus look at it. It's like...uh. No.

[TheSamuraiGoomba]

This Flash would make Wesley Snipes put a bullet in his head.

"You watched THIS and rated ten? My life no longer has meaning!"

[danthebard]

i just looked this up on newgrounds

it's made by 5 or 6 people and the main writer is a 32 year old male

HOLY SHIT

The high school he went to must of had some tough bully's

[okjust]

@danthebard "must have;" "bullies." five months later, I got you - I fucking got you! high five!

[niTEndubs]

@danthebard wrong flash movie

[hploveshack99]

@danthebard Not nearly tough enough, it seems... should've beaten out the stupid if ya ask me.

[keke44]

5:44 Cracked me up... seriously

Boing boing boing boing boing~

[jerphunter]

Lol newgrounds in all of its glory! This shit is killin' me...

[Chef033]

*gets a stake stuck in his heart*

*freakin explodes*

Brutal.

[manuel221988]

i lost  6 mins of my life bcuz of dis lol ... da idea was crap 2