Traditional thanksgiving at my house

[tehspy1337]

Yay 2011 thanksgiving

[Xhendraful]

Your the only person who pick his nose without me disgusting it. WAY TO GO :D

[Phailyour]

Your great at what you do

[gohanman09]

sad thing is.... he can pick his nose and STILL be cooler than any of us..... thats talent

[IAMOLDENOUGHization]

I'm Thank full for you too! <3

[mergie96]

everyone will like squashed gerbal balls after

[HUMPWOOD]

SEPTEMBER 8, my birthday :)

[666L3DZ3PP3L1N999]

1:43 fucking great

[yenichromatic]

:( .... -hug- You're a sweet guy.

[loopylou31194]

I Love You Too - :P

[JessM1995]

there isn't any thanksgiving in australia :(

[Kissy731]

This is probably one of my top 3 vids from him.

[AwesomeKalamityProd]

It's a privilege to know that I support your non heroine usage.

[talkingstrawberries]

i likes me the good roasted gerbil balls. jk they're ok i guess. lol ;) love u too danny! in a brotherly wayy. a big brother-who-eats-roasted- gerbil- balls way. I AM THANKFUL FOR GRADUALREPORT! :) :P

[milospesic92]

well that sounds familiar, breaking shit....hmm ah thats right, 1st May Celebration Serbia

[Wookman17]

we have slava in Serbia...kinda better than thanksgiving...you know that Danny, you must have been to one or something?

[pederasii]

my family sux 2 ^ ^

[kriswinz]

did you hear that? hes thankful for me, ME!!!!

[GiaMeese]

I live in saint augustine in the cold seasons. :)

[IstinaBEPA]

I'm thankful for you too danny:)

[rozaliya19]

poor danny, i love you too =)

[kitkat062959]

I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!!!!

[aznchang963]

if u think of it.. thats kinda sad... 0.0

[YoungViewer]

i 6th that

[ncfwhitetigress]

SHIT DUST LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....

[Krushurpants]

SHIT DUST HAHAHAHA

[ExForceFire]

ROFL i forgot why im even laughing! serously...

Its Funny!!! (TheFartingGrandma) :p Shit dust!!! XD

[morgangamer22]

COOL

[JGALexperience]

myy grandma has a diaper lol

[notonmypage]

You should try heroin laced stuffing. It's very good. You can also use other drugs. Fo your family I would suggest tranqs or Thorazine. Hope this helps.

[mitsurugi162]

do a show on weeed

[THEmadnessREPORT]

i second that

[Guulgle]

i third that

[Guulgle]

i third that

[SHADOWDOOOM]

i fourth that

[cryptidsunknown2]

I 9000th that.

[spoiledworm]

i fifth that

[rich8642]

haha this was you're funniest video yet! "fart dust" hah! whenever old people farting comes to the conversation (like it usually does 0_0) i always imagine a load of white powder just shooting out, same with breast milk xD.

[ItsEazyerSaidThanDun]

love you too danny =)

[lxrylinc]

Heroin is a downer, makes you go to sleep. And we all know Danny isn't mellow. Cocaine, maybe. Heroin, no.

[elliottfats]

Why have energy drinks/shots become so popular?  And, also... How did they discover that the extract from bull urine is a good energy supplement? *love and hugs*

[Jonnyiswhatweaimfor]

you little turkey dumplings.

lmfao!

wth!

lol!!!

Jonny.

[ShiningFlamez]

/Hug. :3

[1337Andy]

Your a funny dude brah, subscribed

[DezyKins]

I love you too. XD

[Leperkaun]

HE'S THANKFUL FOR ME YAY!!!!!!!!!

[jetzil]

man ur lucky... every time i try to pick my nose it bleeds....

[deadangel103]

@jetzil do you cut you're nails

[barakiji]

we love you man!

[JoeDuku]

Dany, u say u hide heroin or u do heroin. is it really true? do u smoke pot? make a show about marijuana.

[Nic33rd]

Um . . . so, wait . . . how much of that story was true? Maybe it was all made up, but I can't help but feel concern for you, Danny.

Or, I don't know.

[LittleSuperchick]

roflmao!!!

hahahaha, lol.

sounds like our thxgiving, its so alike

that its kinda creepy lol.

[dannye60]

gr8 f00d

[langjake42]

NOW I REMEMBER WHERE I RECOGNIZE YOU FROM

you were the drug addict on Scrubs weren't you?

[WelshCorgiO]

wheres the video for today?

[sharon4773]

WHERE DO U BUY GERBIL BALLS I JUST HAD A CRAVING

srry i dont like squash they give me shit dust AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH okay ima be quiet now

WE LURVES U TOO DANNY !!!!! have a happy...but late...turkey day

[OmarAfricaReturns]

love you too my man :)

[AmberKaz]

I love you, you lonely stripper in a parking lot!

If it means anything, I know what you mean about the family, only, my family's too lazy to do anything; our thanksgiving dinner was spent silently sitting next to each other.

Hope you got to go out with some friends later at least!~ ^.^

[milkdudsjr]

the basement adds a great touch =D lol.

[vamp666babe]

love you too mr danny boy

[slogiki]

Awesomo. Sometimes I like to think that there is a shred of truth in Danny's anecdotes......

[vamp666babe]

it scares me that there might be :S

[slogiki]

Poor guy...

[dmanation]

yup!

ya did it again!

cool work, man!

[IAmIva]

I don't like sqaush, no. And I love you too crazy man :D

[enderwigginsx]

i'm so happy i could help reduce your dependence on drugs. now if only there was a way to reduce your need for women and rock and roll...

[ilovecm]

U 2 turkey baster!

[Chubachus]

i dont need quite as much heroin to get thru the holidays lol

[FlaviaSantosbr]

rrrrrsssssss....

[daleech]

Lurves you too Danny~

[Suki373]

You're fantastic, Dan-dan. I don't know what I'd do without you.

[jasonolsen99]

"When the police finally showed up.."

That made me burst out laughing. No idea why.

[jacqueline1015]

hahaha love yah dannny

[RebelSquare]

If you don't like this guy don't watch is vids i like him funny dude

[dmanation]

yeah totally with u!

[chronicbordom]

annoying dude

[burton1221]

you are annoying

[FlaviaSantosbr]

hahah... why do you say so?

[XboxNurdsUnite]

heroine? you shouldnt do that!

[Sin355]

thats actually really sad, hope your family isnt really like that =/

[Feralsquirrel]

what a coinky-dink, danny, you fill a similar emotional void.

my mother didn't hug me enough :(

[gangstab175]

anyone want some gerbil balls

[kteemal]

I love you too!

[Alyaziah]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooool

[myRANDOMface]

Shit dust hahaha.

[ayyad13]

have you ever tried duck dumplings... taste like the shrimp from top ramen.

[goYankeesgo]

haha that's my family

[w3stc0astgam3r]

squashed gerbil balls wow O_O...lol shit dust

[toriaenigma]

I love you too you little turkey dump.

[xxbyahh]

aww. i lah ju too. turkey dumpling. =]

[xooxlinds]

GNARLY i live 30 mins from st. auggY :)

[dirtbikr33]

heroine!

[levimon]

i'm thankful for you too!

[RosieandEmma]

Thank you for posting this. It was entertaining.

[Maritina89]

I just wanna thank your mother for having you.

There!!!

I was struggling to find something to be thankful for

[red425]

That was from the heart.

[SquashyJohnson]

Best video in a while

[kylebeans]

LOLOL I love Squashed Gerbil Balls =D ahaa

Woooooo! I'm so pro at this Void Filling business =D

[mikeylawrence]

that was slightly disturbing

[xtonyb73x]

LMAO XD

[Brendan824]

I am thankful for you Danny!

[InDnERIK]

YAY i love filling dannys voids

[MIZZxJAYD33xCAKES]

yay!

i love your vids =D you should do a video about how 2 tell that annoying lad that you dont like him xD

would be quiet the awsumness =)

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! xxx

[rutgersemp01]

Him telling me I'm filling his empty void kinda turned me on there for a bit..

...

..yeah

[Kiriames]

Lmfao

[rahul6string]

Please contact Christopher Nolan.. He is looking for someone to play the riddler... You ll do an awesome job...

[rutgersemp01]

omg, OMFG, PEOPLE LISTEN TO THIS MAN!

Dude, danny as the riddler, that would be the sex. RIDDLE ME THIS!

[hypothetisch]

you fucked up the 16:9 thingy

[patstick]

tell us about why thanksgiving is a national holiday

[Greenstead]

It is only a national holiday in America and Canada.

[XenoVega]

Here's my comment to fill your peculiar void.

[BlackSpiderWolf]

Good day, good man. I was wondering what actully makes you itch? By that I mean what makes everyone itch not just you. :P besides hamsters.

[hetasuzume]

We don't celebrate thanksgiving in Finland. D: I feel left out..

[topgirl999]

aw.

too bad for you.

i get turkey and mashed potatoes and shit.

[hetasuzume]

And now I'm hungry.

[prettypuzzler]

Hey maybe this year I won't have to make myself those valium eggnogs. Yay! And I'd imagine squashed gerbil balls is much better than pureed gerbil balls.

[mle011]

Wow, yeah, my family always has to do that "say one thing you're thankful for" and us kids all have to pretend to be thankful for "family and friends and a warm loving home" so we can please mom and dad...if we say things like cheesecake and rollarcoasters, it's a lecture on thankfulness we get in return...haha something to that extent. :)

[N0zProductions]

lmfao

[shaykie]

Danny you r Awesome!

[booya62056]

lol this was a good one!

[Amphioxus2029]

good one man...it's true with families these days...sad but true..keep up the great reporting work....the "roasted gerbil nuts" was a blast:))

[Corrupt140]

lol that was funny, probably true aswell which makes it alllll the funnier. also "i love you little turkey dumplings" was very... pedofile...able.... if that is a real word

[youradouche855]

and fuck you tamponlicker

[youradouche855]

good one cowfucker

[Cowellrude]

Do we continue on our important work? Do we? I don't knoooow *begins to sob*. Please tell me we continue our important work!

[vilechemical123]

you lost wieght

[Greenstead]

Spelling error!!! Weight!!!

[TamponShank]

I dont like that way he talks and the faces he makes. They seem very rehersed and fake.

[Vanagander]

With name like "TamponShank" you can't possibly hope to be taken seriously...

Ever.

[meghan1234567]

lol

[Vanagander]

*bows*

Thank you. I'm here all week... And all next week...

And a few months after that... And...

Well you get it...

... I'm very lonely. :(

[dayati]

lol...tamonshank...oh man, what a name lol

[Vanagander]

Tell me about it. <<

[strawberryXswirl]

quite as much ahha

[WpgRacing]

After watching this video I must ask... do you live in a trailer park?

[marshwee]

i love you more, danny :P

[iliketurtles6667]

we love you too :3

[masterwizard555]

They had clams on the first thanksgiving when they did an excavation dig they found clam shells in huge piles.

[rochet75]

I LOVE YOU TOO, but i dont need the heroin... just the LSD, hun

[sarkasmi83]

You're so correct. There's quite nothing like the feeling on acid, when everyone around you is fighting and yelling, you look at the turkey, the turkey looks back at you and you both smile, knowing exactly what the fuss is all about. :)

[sarkasmi83]

...ofcourse not telling anyone, although it would stop the fight. You just then retreat to your room to engage in a furious masturbation marathon, until you fall asleep from the bloodloss that resulted from the violent acts of selfpleasing.

Ahhh, thanksgiving. How I love you so.

[azriel]

<3

ur so damaged

*hug*

[Alastair1112]

I love you to danny! but in a peurely heterosexual manner.

[Ckayt]

you pretty much described my family gatherings

[DeniseVlogs]

Your videos look awesome in widescreen.

[thesocialnerd]

sometimes i don't know when to be worried or when to laugh when i watch his videos...

[DonQuixotec]

Well would some of your worries be put out if I told you that 95% of everything he says is probably sarcasm? :)

[thesocialnerd]

yes. it does. lol.

[PattyMMelt]

QUITE as much heroin? Poor Danny lol. Nice vid =P

[lazylank]

I already had Thanksgiving, because I am Canadian.

However, I wish you Danny, and everyone else out there in the U.S. of A. a happy Thanksgiving.

[ohnoitsdevo2]

how are you not the #1 person on youtube?

[AndySan]

I know! I also like the new background for your vids!!

[jbrowsingj]

Lookin' great in widescreen, danny.

[ukuleleko]

my mom has a pen

[Silents30]

drugs are bad?

[PforPZ]

Oh Danny, you're so funny.

[sarkasmi83]

DANNY: Why do people do drugs? I mean. I kinda know why I've smoked pot, but it means I only know the reason why I'm doing it.

[nasaltla]

I wasn't sure if you were talking about traditional Thanksgiving or just Thanksgiving at my house

[patiencepoet]

Cheer up, Danny boy! I'm alone on Thanksgiving. At least you have your family to be with. Life could be worse: trust me...I live it.

[mikeyD212]

Agree with what everyone else is saying danny, everyone loves you man!

Keep making videos, they very often make my day :D

[swyft187]

I share your sentiment Danny.

♥♥♥

[Jade7272]

My thanksgiving's in October... but - I'm thankful for you too Danny. You make my day :P

[Cosette24]

i love you too danny!!!!

[indi024]

danny boooooooy the pipes arre callin'......

[crazyredhead525]

im thankful fer havin people make me laff and make me feel good....thanks danny!

[firefox666]

how old are you?

[TheyROutThere]

Happy Thanksgiving Danny.

[bmanmcb93]

squashed gerbil balls. im thankful for the gradualreport

[FunkOverflow]

WHY ARENT YOU MORE RECONIZED??

YOUR WAYYYYY BETTER THEN SXEPHIL (ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE HIM)

ARGH, HE SHOULD DO A SHOUT OUT TO U ON HIS SHOW, (I ASK HIM IN COMMENTS EVERY VID HE MAKES)

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK DANNY BOY!!

...i would kill to hear you sing danny boy

[CraigusMalaigus]

he has, thats how i found the gradual report!

[FunkOverflow]

GODDAMN!

in the back of my mind...i knew that...

but for some reason i thought it ws like a fake memory, if that makes sense...

damn, well im going to make it my life mission to make him mention it again!!

[brainlicker1]

And I think I can honestly say,that we all are very greatful for having soe one as talented as you in our meager and meaningless lives:)

[Raniwsky59]

im thankful for black people

[Greenstead]

We do not have thanksgiving here in the UK. But I am thankful to your mother Danny for having you because without you there would be no Gradual Report.

[0pprobrium]

i'm thankful for not living in africa

[carloschaidez]

You just like us cuz we get you laid !! XD

[daredevilette2008]

aw danny you fill a void in my sad sad life. :D (its only sad cause i have to much free time on my hands)

[latnahc]

i'm thankfull for monkey's.

[pjohnst]

best "final summation" ever!!

[macali2009]

that was good...lol. Sorry about ur family situations, just think there are people out there worse off then you!!! BTW heroin? How bout spreading some of that love around? lol...

[Maryangel24]

turkey dumplings lmao. shitdust. hahaha oh my, i love you too.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Danny,

"..picking up the broken dishes from the GROUND,,,"

Um.you have dirt floors?