My Celibacy...I'm saying NO to SEX!

[breakingthe4thwall]

He's going to troll hot women, how honorable.

[MissBaddestBitchh]

why would you wanna do that to yourself?! fucking masochist!! ;)

[linkage645]

skyy when you say celibate will you let chicks suck your dick

[suckingboobies]

Celibate? Yeah sure you are Skyy, more like sell a bit! Lmao, good luck with that!

[kostasphil]

the fucking horny shaman shit

[kostasphil]

skyy you are my boy.This thing is the funniest shit ever.Hit a chick and leave her..its payback

[YuPiMSPECL]

Lol! Skyy is doing this as payback to all the hot chicks he's come across who do this. Much respect Skyy! I wish you the best on your suicide mission. May your next chick be hot and pleasure you in ways you've never known before.

[onxiaftw]

Sky tell me how its going with that XD ?

[SuperPops1ckle]

This is Madness!

Good luck man...

[GabeThinks]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAH!!!!

I'm subscribing

[BADBOYZ1727]

I WANNA SAY IV BEN DOING THIS FROM 18.I GOTTA SAY ITS KINDA TUFF BC U DNT FUCK WITH A GIRL AT 90% NO SHES GOTTA BE 110% HOT. HERES THE HARD PRT ITS VRY HARD TO FIND THT GIRL THT MEETS ALLL UR LIKES. THE RIGHT EYES ,HAIR , SMILE, LAUGH, EVEN DOWN TO THE PAINT ON HER NAILS. NOW LET ME SAY THIS ONLY HIT TWICE WITH 2 DIFFERENT GIRLS IN IDK 5 YRS. ALL THE OTHER GIRLS I HAVE BEN WITH RANGE IN THE 5 OUTTA 10

[lilwayyne]

@BADBOYZ1727 TURN OFF CAPS LOCK!

[SuperWing0]

ppfff me i cant last a day sad but true i got the lebito of a fucking super rabit

[Kalonsoldierfront]

future skyy sent me

[pieman12345678900]

ppl will think your gay lol

[THEBESTTHUG]

When the fuck did you get your earring nice btw

[THEBESTTHUG]

Why the fuck does you asshole itch

[Kebabsoup]

Nice challenge! As another challenge, you should try to grow dreadlocks!

[SocaTrain]

my resume needs some reworking as well. i'm not goin celibate but this summer i told myself i am only going after quality chicks. no more hittin on chicks just cuz they got 1 exceptional body part and a trash face. i need some exotic shortcake!

[jusblaze142]

This has inspired me to go celibate man..which also means no masturbation. I want top notch quality pussy and to be able to stop her dead in her tracks and say "no I cant,I'm celibate" and walk the fuck out too. Motivation man wish me luck.

[dooblebooble]

What the fuck is a "maownk", Skyy?

AND DON'T LIE! YOU CAUGHT SOMETHING, DIDN'T YOU? YOUR ASSHOLE ITCHES AND IT BURNS WHEN YOU PEE, DON'T IT?

[lololol36]

@dooblebooble Monk* I think he pronounced it wrong.

[Soesii]

A guy did do that to me once. We kissed, played a bit, but we never went all the way. I felt so used o.o

[jinkazamalovnat]

u need ur own tv show

[med87]

your asshole eashess????whyyyyy? :-o

[gambit1357]

Good for you Skyy! Sounds like your at the end of your playa stage!

[tunpard777]

Go for it Skyy. Best thing that has happened to me in my life in the past year and a half. It's a tough road though and like you said, you have to go in alone because the boys try to throw you off your path. You lose some friends you make new friends......with benefits hehe.

[LiviuFloreaRo]

I would last until the next day when I get sober again.

[LiviuFloreaRo]

what about the blue balls?

[mastermo141]

( hibernation am afraid is ur only solution but dont u give up ) epic asian monk vioce

[pamgroupie]

are you still celibate?

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

damn you're gonna piss off alot of fucking girls, that's happened to me before, I almost wanted to rip his fucking balls off, well it's officail. Skyjohn has become a twat swat, good luck to you man, I hope when you're ready to break yhour vow, some chick does the EXACT same thing to you

[rebirthatthefountain]

omfg! lol, any updates yet?

[Riskehkins]

666 likes :o It's a sign! Don't do it john!!!

[sheeplols]

Enjoy your Blue Balls Sky!

[Philanthropist11]

Good for you Skyy. Maybe you're ready for the next phase of your life :)

[Istudynak1d]

lol good shit, now every girl you know is gonna wanna make you "break" the celibacy and they'll be more reluctant to put out, why the fuck haven't i thought of this, this aint no suicide mission this is an undercover navy seals operation, you're sneaking into enemy lines using the trojan horse technique!

[SoullessArkangel]

Sky John, Trolling 10/10's since 2011!

[nukmuay619]

CELIBACY!WTF!DAMN, JOHN!!! i'm pullin ur BASTARD CARD. i'll take ur sloppy seconds anyday...ur always with HAWT CHICKS....only fat chicks like me....and i'm skinny.

[fedeANDresistenza]

@nukmuay619 it could be bcoz your face is ugly as shit?? or you have a crap personality. just saying

[nukmuay619]

@fedeANDresistenza ur right... my face is ugly...mostly because i have cauliflower ears from jiu jitsu and wrestling, and a broken nose form kickboxing. I have a winning personallity though...thanks for caring...

[CRAZEDtranceaddict]

@nukmuay619 lol and your funny

[MrObliviousX]

You might fool a few people, but you won't fool a true bastard Skyy. We both know that celibacy means that girls can't have you and girls want what they can't have.

Well played good sir.

[MortiCarthago]

Is this just to see if you can? How the hell will this help your game?

[mam50mam]

haha i get you man you trying to own you ball insted of having your balls runing arownd everywhere

[carmodif]

wtf is wrong with you? i hope that shit aint contagious....

[masterdragon09]

I think this is a sign of the end times!! D:

[jarodp18]

sky has fcking lost his mind!

[mcgoliath97]

mounk

[gsmastermike]

"Do you make love to bubbles?" LOL!, great stuff skyy, keep it up.

[tazman5001]

what the fuck is this your not stupid your fucking retarded



[hughmanwho]

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[Boristoz]

Why deprive yourself of pussy? Do you hate yourself?

[Flowmasta]

look at josh hartnett over here lol

[Qcnigga]

This is the stupidest shit I've ever heard!!!

[porkysugrim]

gud luk......

[DamianSabre]

Oh, I see. You're preparing for Mel. :D

[ericunder29]

the ironey of a jermey clarkson ad on your vid is priceless!

[harris3693]

@ SkyyJohn2, so in the greater picture, you'll be a Jedi when it comes to be an ASSHOLE, Hola Me Gente/Bastards!!!!

[harris3693]

@SkyyJohn2, I got alot of hate from the guys in my class, but they too then realized how big of a cocktease she was that she let herself go and is now an 8!!! I literally NATO her entire personality over one incident

[harris3693]

man, i have been left handing shafting for a long time and i have the patience of a monk for a hot strawberry shortcake!!!

[mikeandpaaras]

haha thats exactly what i was thinking because that is the stupidest shit ive ever heard

[superAweber]

"So the next girl you shag is going to be your wife? Guess you will be married in 2 weeks time ;D" - proteinnerd 2 days ago

^^ Exactly as he said. I've tried this and it's dangerous. Your brain messes with you and makes all dogs look like super models. Get sex when you need it. This is what prostitutes are for btw, if you want to pursue just marriage candidates from now on in your social life.

[JakesterJung]

you'll always have your left hand SKy, don't be sad

[blazeglover]

o.o timeout if i recall you have dildos.... and your telling me your asshole is itching skyy? plz tell me your not using them dildos on yourself i have a gay friend and he takes it up the ass and i heard him say b4 his asshole was itching.

[DrKritter]

I've been celibate since ever...never cummed/orgasmed T_T

[FrigidDeath]

WHAT

[NightCrawler6913]

i saw you in national lampoons dorm daze 2 !! :D

[werwr4]

i cant last a week without jerking off!! i jerked off before this video!!! and i might jerk off soon later on!!! how the fuck can u survive!!, fine ill try it,, but after today, today im gonna go freaking wild, then 2marow i start.

[AuntWeezy07]

I haven't had sex since June 1st of his year....It's not that I can't get some I'm just detoxing from cigarettes and sex before I leave for boot camp on the 29th....

[MrPaogab93]

hey when u impresinated a girl u didnt get cross eyed. nice bro lol

and skyy, good luck with being celibate. i know i cant do that haha

[videosurfer69]

Has there ever been a monk that isn't horny? Just saying.

Hope Skyy doesn't get horny to the level he starts touching little boys. It has happened before, celibate can be dangerous.

[abyroj]

ok lets see this......If you pull through you won If you fail you get to bang a hot chick

seems good either way

[abyroj]

Hell no that aint gonna happen skyy! your so bangin em

[abyroj]

Hell no

[TheArmedassailant]

This is game you will get more shortcake FTW

[sheenza911]

do celibate people kiss...

kissing leads to touching

touching leads to fucking

Good Luck ya Bastard! :P

[iSkello]

Do you make love to bubbles?

[csheeran13]

no more sextapes then? :(

lol



[jaymaster225]

this nigga is gay 4 this no lie

[StakeMammon]

He's like a male version of a tease. He deserves some respect for that shit.

[DanielReapsome]

1 hour! :p

[camdog124]

well when your horner i would say at like starting 12-16 all u want is sex lol

[BlimpCityFeeder]

Just be careful with the finger in the shortcake before walking away as some females consider that TEASING, and may not hesitate a false allegation in having a patrol car greet you a the front door. Best of Luck with the Vow, as its different than having a dry spell.

[MMCI14]

indeed this is the dumbest shit ive ever heard

[1ameise1]

you are like a sexual seal team

[ljthegreatone25]

LMFAO do you make love to bubbles

[damaxterpiece]

wait so if we watch your show what that makes us...Horny munktards

[DanDeCapio]

Skyy you are so fucked up now that you don't even look into the camera! Be strong it will get easier. (not! whahahahaha)

[AmazingWayz07]

Women actually love this challenge. We do this to men all the time and it takes us a back when a man has that kind of control. Actually, we find that sexy as hell!

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

@AmazingWayz07

why cause that means you still dont have to fuck him

[TheIzzy00]

i give him half a day!

[arumey]

wow, i'm gonna try this to :O

The reaction of the girl must be amazing hahaha

Hopefully i got the power to do it XD

[blazeboy36]

almost unsubscribed after seein this.....

[JozzyHBR]

Ummmm, any guy who tells me he's celibate is gay.

[MrWirring]

I hate girls like you Skyyy... TEASE! FUCKING TEASE!

[Freedwriter]

WHAAAAA?



[TeddysMind]

dude... dude..... *sigh*

[klik4donkeypunch]

id finger the chick for a minute pull out my fingers rub them with my thumb then be mmm not ripe enough still needs a few more years

[Ruvim69]

@Allinmyworld what a slut

[Allinmyworld]

@Ruvim69 it was a joke you jackass!

[Ruvim69]

@Allinmyworld to every joke there is some truth, and i don't like being called a jackass so minus one for you missy !

[101gamereater]

@Allinmyworld fix me a sandwich

[michiel2047]

@101gamereater sad.

[Subl4lSub]

@Allinmyworld whore

[Allinmyworld]

@Subl4lSub it was a joke you jackass dont get your panties in a bunch 

[erdal0]

@Allinmyworld i would fk your world of horny ass girl, if ya lemme

[v428]

awesome shirt



[Di3seLzZ]

what the fucks up with the heartbeat..

[RyanMcFryin]

MOUNKS! haha nice accent

[Nickasauur]

Skyy is like fucking Jesus, why you ask? He is walking to fucking hell and back!

I respect you skyy!

[Nickasauur]

good point, I respect you skyy

[kanakuk924]

celebrant til marriage is like mission impossible for a guy. but i am a guy and i am up for that challenge.

[Lumerse]

Why do i feel like i know the meaning of life after i bust?

[StevencyTelfort]

HELL Yes that is a suicide mission. WTH!!!! Bittersweet is how da gals gonna feel about you.

[arykk]

wow skyy it seems that you are having an existential crisis and tired of empty sex and want something real and true love. Time to cash in your chips.

[proteinnerd]

So the next girl you shag is going to be your wife? Guess you will be married in 2 weeks time ;D

[Opheliac666]

"Would you make love to bubbles?" Yup, if they'd do something for me other then pop! I totally would do bubbles...Bubbles are fucking awesome! xD

[topsy000kretts]

dose this man talk about anythink apart frm sex?

[MisterChartreuse]

Wow, this is unprecedentedly hardcore.

[moepskie]

Good luck, soldier! For your dirty bastard brothers! *salutes*

[altomaltes]

In Maltese there's an expression for this: "Jew nejja jew maħruqa", which translates to "It's either raw or burnt" (in the context of food). Dear Skyy, forget your crappy plan and go lay some pipe. Moderation is king.

[hip2dadip]

TAKE COVER!!! RUN FER YER LIVES FOLKS!!!! He's GONNA BLOW!!!

[PaGGe94]

Celibacy doesn't count for virgins....>.> guys

[PaGGe94]

Holyshit, this is hardcore

[RicRagsLive]

In the Book think and grow Rich, he talks about using your pent up sexual drive as energy towards your goals. Some of the most successful men on the planet were sex horny fuck monkeys, but they learned how to delay their gratification and point the sex drive towards other goals besides sex. Not easy but if you can do it, then more power to ya

[popupkilla]

GOOD LUCK MAN

[djkronyx]

He'll last as long as his bid to get in shape..."Operation: Look Sexy as Hell Naked". We never saw a follow up to that goal.

[greyskirt]

maybe he just realised that he never is going to be faithful to his future wife if he keeps f***ing everything that moves ^^" good cause! first managing to controll your urges and then commit to somebody...a lot of people do it the other way and end up hurting a person thats dear to them, hurting themselfs and in the worst case the kids too

[downinahole193]

the most shocking thing in this video is that you actually used the phrase "make love" O.o

[ThePaulnavarro]

even after you explained it, still the dumbest thing i ever heard

[Florence00pi]

Sky, 1st of April is long passed, you can get real again now ....

Also I'd like to see you hit on a local chic in Afghanistan .... anywere? sure ....

[Kogerii]

He talked for 4 minutes without saying how this benefits him. I don't think he knows.

[EliteDoomer]

Don't turn your back on Leykis 101 Skyy, come on now...

[kyokai]

lol i've been celibate for 18 years... try that

[OMA18th]

a christian prayer ad is next to this video lmao

[metaleater9]

@OMA18th Really?

It seems to me to be a Kellogg's Crunchy Nut ad, The polar opposite, of a christian prayer ad.

[OMA18th]

@OMA18th its different for some people, but i thought it was funny that there was one there at the time

[RisefromyourGRAVE]

that is some epic power fantasy shit. Fuckin em dont do it no more you gotta fuck their mind :P there is a huge thrill to turning down a girl who clearly wants you though, personally would only do it when I am taken though. And I would never cheat so its not like I'm missing out

[vandingel]

You know that kind of celebacy was how Liza Minelli was able to get herself a man right.... Be careful Skyy or that could be you under her in a few weeks

[Krusha012]

Why would your asshole be itching from lack of sex WTF!! dwl

[BigEKarl]

Sky you’re over thinking this!!! I did what your saying and now after 14yrs of marriage to 1 woman, I don't want to change my life, but It's the biggest "what if" that I have! I turned down some prime real-estate, because I thought I would learn something Deap, But really I just left some high dollar chips on the table. I should have played those hands, it probably would not have drastically changed my life, Oh to be 20 again!!! See what it has done to me!

[mc15cp]

How would I last, im on a 19 year streak, 2 more years is my goal, I AIN'T LETTING NON OF THESE BIRDS IN MY BOXERS

[FunBoy3030]

Why Skyy.....WHY MAN?? (me crying)

[twwilightstarr]

I like bubbles...

[nex88]

FREEDOM!!!

[marcosk812218]

Ahahahahaha fucking brilliant! !!! I totally get you sky wow if you could achieve your goal of amazing self control you will be my hero

[id4rox]

your couch is pretty sweet. what's that from, 60s? 70s? serious, i like

[canderson310]

u should just search for a asian girl with a really big booty then put a ring on it cuz they are rare

[DreadfulControversy]

You can do it man....

[realyman]

im joining you man



[peporor]

sky i give you 4 more days before u beat that meat like a butcher

[notacosbykidd]

2:32 = GOLD

[TheWorldclassplayer]

sky i applaud you, being celibate is like trying being a cocaine addict who is going through rehab, shit is to hard, i lasted 2 weeks anyways

[J3tal]

How long has it been since Gina was on the show? lol

[justthebestgolfer]

April Fools was a month and a half ago...lol....enough with the BS....hahahaha=)

Your not fooling anyone....lmao

[BelphegorYo]

You just put some crosshairs on your junk. Girls will gun for your shit with a vigor you've never encountered before. I lasted 1 and a half months because brother when your hungry and a cow lies in front of you, cooks a piece of it's ass and says eat, only Jesus could say no and you ain't no messiah

[Slicksz]

While he wears his "Orgasm Donor" shirt..

[jacxalz13]

Whoa, good luck yo! It's so hard to commit to celibacy.

[wirevo]

See how Skyy couldn't say Nos Vamos and look us in the eyes? He's losing already!

Skyy, did you just say "no jerking off"? Dude, when you're horny enough, you can do some crazy shit. Say by some sort of miracle you happen to make it to 2 months or something, and you're making out with a bomshell whose really into it, I guarantee you'll crack. I'd love to have faith and bet on you Skyy, but this is like a 2-7 offsuit, lol.

[blues03]

How long would I last? 22 years, still going strong.

[lorizoli]

@blues03 My friend you'r about to fall flat on you face! Happened to me about at that age.

[blues03]

@lorizoli Ha, I'll have to see how I deal with that.

[evadracona]

@blues03 so whens your 23rd birthday?

[blues03]

@evadracona Next Year. Another year less.

[dejon18]

@blues03 damn good job