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  • i would put a portal on the ground jump in an fly through

  • yes

  • i would never be late to school again ^_^

  • @DAyerkes yes, but you'd need to be able to see your school to get there right away

  • and get revenge

  • i would use it to be rich

  • i would get in movies, VIP areas and prank someone

  • I would shoot a portal from my house to my job so I could get there in two seconds flat.

  • I'd put two portals in a vertical line, undo my belt, lean in and...change my pants without looking down. ALSO I'D SUCK MY OWN DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIICK!

  • make a portal on the floor and verticle to it would be another portal, ii would drop a stone or sharp small object in it and make it fall for a loonnnng ass time, when it builts enough momentum ill shoot it at a wall and the bullet will shoot out of the new portal and will act as a bullet..

  • I would shoot one portal in the toilet and one right above it so when someone takes a shit the shit will fall on their head. XD

  • 0:53?

  • 'what i would do with a portal gun' isn't it obvious? Skydiving foreva ;3

  • The video is cool, but the Portal gun looks terrible. That's an important prop for this, it should have been made much better.

  • Yup

    

  • INFINITE SLIDE FTW <3 and then I'd... um.... steal cake?

  • go random places

  • Suck my dick.

  • Use it inappropriately yes

  • i'd shoot a portal at the roof and one at the floor when someone is standing under the first portal. Or use the portal gun to get cake

  • id shoot the school to my house

  • 0:54 is missing!

  • I'd shoot a portal onto a wall. Then another one onto something light but flat. Slide one portal into the other. What would happen?

  • register for all my classes then ask to go to the bathroom and portal back to my bedroom :)

  • I would put one portal in my bathroom and another in my room

  • I would infinite portal fall

  • lol i would propably do the thing with the man in womans toilet lol haha so funny

  • pause at 0:54 FREDDIEW!

  • haha that bit with the car is genius. nice one!

  • Good job guys!!

  • infinit loop babay

  • In a race, give everyone a few seconds to not see you, shoot a hole next to you, and one at the finish line, jump in, and you're at the end.

  • i would do everything that wouldnt break my legs

  • ill send some people to hell and make sure they can never comeback LOL thats what im gonna do if i have a portal gun!!!

  • I would make a hole in the ceiling and in the ground and make an infinite portal and throw someone in it!!

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  • id probably use it to watch my girlfriend get naked :3

  • @SuperMrLawliet you dont need a portal gun to do that. just ask your girlfriend.

  • Alright, maybe it's just me not getting what should be an obvious joke, but doesn't the logo in 'aperture' labs, when added onto the aperture part, make 'Caperture'? Is that intended? :3

  • Is it appropriate to respond with another different video?.. Cuz I would do everything that's in "Wish I had a Portal Gun" video... Minus the last part since I don't have one....

  • OMG a disappearing car on :49

  • Playing tag with a portal gun... ideas.

  • 0:53

    Video Flaw

    The orange portal is top of one of the arms of the portal gun

  • I would make any skydiving run last a lot longer

  • Did he use FCP X?

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  • lol that was funny

  • anyone here willing to help me out and edit my videos

  • Alsorts

  • i would use it to be a ninja! how can you catch a ninja who can teleport? :P

  • Is the music made for the video or a real song?

  • i would take over the world

  • You can't do anything with it... you need to have that moon dust gel on the surface you shoot the portal on. So that means nothing. You can't go to the moon; you have no moon dust gel where you are.

  • wake up.

  • LOL! I would do every thing you did and more! If only Portal Guns where real!

  • I would go to sasha grey's house and shoot a portal in her window and shoot another portal to go in her house and then have sex with her...

    Wait...

    I could just walk in because she screws anything that breathes.

  • Look closely at 0:49 , the one car vanishes

  • i love portal the game if u think abouted Glados looks like a tied up lady

  • id put one portal in my toilet and another over the teachers head lol

  • i would put one on the couch then put one in the toilet and i would pee on the couch and it would land in the toilet.

  • Awesome

  • I like his videos so much i watch them over and over again

  • what i would do is i would make the president think the whitehouse is cursed :P

  • i would do the same thing that happend at the end!!!!! XD

  • i would make a profift sell in rides 0------>0

  • If I had a Portal gun i would be the first person on Mars!

  • i want to shoot the orange one on the ground then blue one on the moon and when someone steps on the orange one they go to the moon and die cause there is no air

  • @XXMariofan120 If you had finished Portal 2, you would know why that wouldn't work.

  • i would rob a bank with it :D

  • I'd shoot one at the moon and another one underneath my sister

  • obviously we would all suck our own dicks... dont kid yourself guys

  • I'd put a portal from my room to the bathroom. So convinient in so many ways.

  • I would leave a portal in hawaii. take that travle costs :D

  • i'd use it to teleport to my girlfriends house,because she lives kilometers away from me so i could see her everyday

  • get rid of my teachers

  • a whole tun of things

  • i'd rob a bank =D 

  • @vkmicro2 lol

  • SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAACE!!

  • if i had a portal gun then i would go half way around the world then shoot a portal in a building and go back half way round the world from there then to a car race and bet money on witch car i think will win then if their is another car that is right beside that car at the finish line then shoot a portal at the car that i don't wont to win and then that car will end up in the building that was half way around the world that's what i would do !!!!

  • @zack1111ful wow you really thought through

  • make a portal on the floor and put a rug over it and when a dude stands on it his face will end up in underpants

  • if i had a portal gun i would shoot a portal above me and then below me and just hop in

  • if i had a portal gun well one word (ninja)

  • /watch?v=UiPYtmS26AY Check out ours please.

  • car dissapeard at 00:49

  • I would...shoot two portals in a vertical line.. Then I would reach in and.... Change pants withou

  • I would portal my home and to ur home so I can take ur wife out more often :)

  • hey post a tutorial on how to make it

  • I am actually surprised cuz no one said that he would use portal gun to steal money +_+ getting damn rich as easy as that xD

  • LOL This is really coool

  • I got here by Indymogul and this by far your best video I subscribed

  • my name is wheatly

  • Car disappeared in background at 0:50.

  • @jcskid777 thats what happens if you have to much weed, crazy but true o.0

  • @jcskid777 the other car went back to the future

  • Portal sound effects need to be on your sound effects website! :D

  • I would put a portal on Bloons Tower Defence 5 and go in there and RoundHouse Kick the ZOMG bloon. :3

  • I would teleport from my house to my school cause I'm always late

  • I would get revenge on everyone I hate.

  • transport my spanish teacher to hell jajajaja

  • When that pic of the coop robots come up it says freddie wong?!

  • in wood poop in and have it fall on my mom and do experiments

  • @theappgeek678 dude high larious

  • i would get my worst enemy in a portal loop

  • I would make a portal on mount everest and go up on top of it. Pretty cool!

  • get a portal at my house then go around shooting stuff

  • i would teleport myself to the moon

  • @TheThrillernights me too

  • It's really cool dude

  • freddiew, why din't you make a portal gun instead of using a....... watergun or nerf gun i donno.

  • I would put my lil cuz in Wools orphanage >:)

  • Buenísimo!!! Good Job!

  • blue in the ocean

    orange in an active volcano

    wait a month

    Raindrops are fallin on my head~

  • @Tamarrack haha lol

  • i would put a portal inside the other portal and jump inside it and goto portal land :D

  • I will go to the moon!!

  • @mikolo771 NO ONE IS GOING TO SPACE, MATE!

  • @mikolo771 SPACE! "Portal 2"

  • 0:46 LOL, the silver car behind the other car just dissappears.

  • Put the exit portal on the ceiling of a room of someone I don't like, the fire the other end to the bottom of a swimming pool, flood the room.

  • @BloodBrandy Wouldn't an ocean be more fun?

  • i would put one portal in cuba and one to my house and bring all coccaine and weed to my house and become very rich and powerfull fuck electricity and water i drink coke !+_+!

  • if I had a portal gun, i would make a teleport between my school and my room XD

    So im not coming late to class!

  • If I had a portal gun, I would teleport an ice cream stand into my backyard ( among other things)

  • i would portal a girl into my house.... XD

  • car dissapear at 0:50

  • Nice

  • 0:54 then decipher the message

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  • i will shoot a portal in the tolet and one on the side of a bilding

  • i would use it on my niece

  • What does "Shift Right 3" mean?

  • i would shoot rhe orange portal in my bedroom and the blue one in the girls lockerroom

  • i would shoot someone to make them go flying

  • It says click anywere to subscribe but you can click inbetween the two and NOT subscribe like i did.

  • I would soot a orange portal at a wall and I'll tell someone to stand by it becuase ill take ur picture then ill shoot a blue portal on the boys bathroom wall and take crap wrap it in tolet paper and throw it at his head. :D

  • one on the ceiling, one on the floor.

    WEE-EEE-EEE-EEEE-EEE-EEE-EEE-E­EE

  • I would find the cake.

  • @TheMegaOne1000 Me, too

  • can i have the download song for this

  • throw a gun to help my buddy

  • =) yes rescue luna!

  • Hey guys, please check out my real life portal video: /watch?v=UiPYtmS26AY

  • MAKE MY CAT FLY

  • The secret message is at 0:53

  • rob banks

  • i would chuck it at a tree

  • i would go to my house and make a portal then i would go to a bank anad steal all the money and then get home

  • Getafe a Ferrari

  • go on vacation shoot it at the ground and then when i get home open a porta so i can go on vacation when ever i want

  • Place A Portal At The Bottom Of A Toilet AND Bottom Of It, THAT WOULD BE FUNNY

  • LOL at 0:45

  • I would go into closet and put 1st portal to the other wall and 2nd to the wall behind me. Then i would unzip my pants and start fucking my own ass thru portal.

  • Weak up in the marnig go outside portal gun crashlands in your fruntyord

  • shoot a portal in my parents room and shoot a portal right in front of my speakers and blare my music

  • Portal nice

  • place orange portal in justinbeibers house blue portal in my house jump in blue portal and shoot beibers head off

  • I would shoot an orange portal somewhere at my home and then the other day I would shoot a blue one below me at school :D

  • One portal on bottom of port-a-john or septic and the other to one (or all) of the hollywood award shows. Ricky Gervais hosting them is a good alternative though.

  • is not real they maked only paper and more!!!!

  • i wuld shoot the ceiling then the floor. yea im awesome nah jks i wuld go to wet n wild, ride the aqua loop, get in shoot the ceiling then as i reach the exit shoot down hahaha XD

  • Whats with random writting?

  • id go on a rampage killing peeps and when im in jail i use it to escape and do it aging

  • id prank some town

    by teleporting it sumwere

  • it is awesome

    i love it how

    do you make

    it.

  • Shoot it in to a verticle line, and suck on my cock.

  • LOL WTF with the car thing

  • Made of cloth lol

  • If i had a portal gun i would shoot one portal in the toilet and one on the ceiling above the toilet...