I'd put two portals in a vertical line, undo my belt, lean in and...change my pants without looking down. ALSO I'D SUCK MY OWN DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
make a portal on the floor and verticle to it would be another portal, ii would drop a stone or sharp small object in it and make it fall for a loonnnng ass time, when it builts enough momentum ill shoot it at a wall and the bullet will shoot out of the new portal and will act as a bullet..
Alright, maybe it's just me not getting what should be an obvious joke, but doesn't the logo in 'aperture' labs, when added onto the aperture part, make 'Caperture'? Is that intended? :3
Is it appropriate to respond with another different video?.. Cuz I would do everything that's in "Wish I had a Portal Gun" video... Minus the last part since I don't have one....
You can't do anything with it... you need to have that moon dust gel on the surface you shoot the portal on. So that means nothing. You can't go to the moon; you have no moon dust gel where you are.
i want to shoot the orange one on the ground then blue one on the moon and when someone steps on the orange one they go to the moon and die cause there is no air
if i had a portal gun then i would go half way around the world then shoot a portal in a building and go back half way round the world from there then to a car race and bet money on witch car i think will win then if their is another car that is right beside that car at the finish line then shoot a portal at the car that i don't wont to win and then that car will end up in the building that was half way around the world that's what i would do !!!!
i would put one portal in cuba and one to my house and bring all coccaine and weed to my house and become very rich and powerfull fuck electricity and water i drink coke !+_+!
I would soot a orange portal at a wall and I'll tell someone to stand by it becuase ill take ur picture then ill shoot a blue portal on the boys bathroom wall and take crap wrap it in tolet paper and throw it at his head. :D
I would go into closet and put 1st portal to the other wall and 2nd to the wall behind me. Then i would unzip my pants and start fucking my own ass thru portal.
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One portal on bottom of port-a-john or septic and the other to one (or all) of the hollywood award shows. Ricky Gervais hosting them is a good alternative though.
i wuld shoot the ceiling then the floor. yea im awesome nah jks i wuld go to wet n wild, ride the aqua loop, get in shoot the ceiling then as i reach the exit shoot down hahaha XD
i would put a portal on the ground jump in an fly through
TheRedArmy166 9 hours ago
yes
MoneyMan12345677 22 hours ago
i would never be late to school again ^_^
DAyerkes 1 day ago
@DAyerkes yes, but you'd need to be able to see your school to get there right away
jubdub1 17 hours ago
and get revenge
jo297 1 day ago
i would use it to be rich
jo297 1 day ago
i would get in movies, VIP areas and prank someone
RobertX2000 1 day ago
I would shoot a portal from my house to my job so I could get there in two seconds flat.
JokerFaceproductions 1 day ago
I'd put two portals in a vertical line, undo my belt, lean in and...change my pants without looking down. ALSO I'D SUCK MY OWN DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
jinzodude 2 days ago
make a portal on the floor and verticle to it would be another portal, ii would drop a stone or sharp small object in it and make it fall for a loonnnng ass time, when it builts enough momentum ill shoot it at a wall and the bullet will shoot out of the new portal and will act as a bullet..
Drifter425 2 days ago
I would shoot one portal in the toilet and one right above it so when someone takes a shit the shit will fall on their head. XD
Mrsonicdude100 2 days ago
0:53?
TTBLfilms1 3 days ago
'what i would do with a portal gun' isn't it obvious? Skydiving foreva ;3
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Izantaylor 3 days ago
The video is cool, but the Portal gun looks terrible. That's an important prop for this, it should have been made much better.
itsVennGrey 3 days ago in playlist The King's Best
Yup
mcggrpkid 4 days ago in playlist The King's Best
INFINITE SLIDE FTW <3 and then I'd... um.... steal cake?
CatalystOfChikeresya 4 days ago
go random places
wolf8356 5 days ago
Suck my dick.
AgentJuly19903 5 days ago
Use it inappropriately yes
imfingbored 5 days ago
i'd shoot a portal at the roof and one at the floor when someone is standing under the first portal. Or use the portal gun to get cake
Piecopter 6 days ago
id shoot the school to my house
TrickSuper 6 days ago
0:54 is missing!
BryceReviewsDotCom 6 days ago
I'd shoot a portal onto a wall. Then another one onto something light but flat. Slide one portal into the other. What would happen?
LoopyStudios 6 days ago
register for all my classes then ask to go to the bathroom and portal back to my bedroom :)
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DookieShoeFilms 1 week ago
I would put one portal in my bathroom and another in my room
majeemo 1 week ago
I would infinite portal fall
dioni0071 1 week ago
lol i would propably do the thing with the man in womans toilet lol haha so funny
booster448 1 week ago
pause at 0:54 FREDDIEW!
19barcakid 1 week ago
haha that bit with the car is genius. nice one!
chazzadnbee 1 week ago in playlist The King's Best
Good job guys!!
kbosher1 1 week ago
infinit loop babay
FituriandQuintin 1 week ago
In a race, give everyone a few seconds to not see you, shoot a hole next to you, and one at the finish line, jump in, and you're at the end.
thelostanimator 1 week ago
i would do everything that wouldnt break my legs
DAchocalateSundey 1 week ago
ill send some people to hell and make sure they can never comeback LOL thats what im gonna do if i have a portal gun!!!
jackmale24 1 week ago
I would make a hole in the ceiling and in the ground and make an infinite portal and throw someone in it!!
xxSynnergy 1 week ago
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JoshuaRAWRR 1 week ago
id probably use it to watch my girlfriend get naked :3
SuperMrLawliet 1 week ago
@SuperMrLawliet you dont need a portal gun to do that. just ask your girlfriend.
jackmale24 1 week ago
Alright, maybe it's just me not getting what should be an obvious joke, but doesn't the logo in 'aperture' labs, when added onto the aperture part, make 'Caperture'? Is that intended? :3
IkerThunder 1 week ago
Is it appropriate to respond with another different video?.. Cuz I would do everything that's in "Wish I had a Portal Gun" video... Minus the last part since I don't have one....
NaomitheKamakazi 1 week ago
OMG a disappearing car on :49
sonnic123456789 1 week ago
Playing tag with a portal gun... ideas.
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0:53
Video Flaw
The orange portal is top of one of the arms of the portal gun
Q1012SD4 2 weeks ago
0:53
Video Flaw
The orange portal is top of one of the arms of the portal gun
Q1012SD4 2 weeks ago
I would make any skydiving run last a lot longer
AlienEck9 2 weeks ago
Did he use FCP X?
frewdude 2 weeks ago
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frewdude 2 weeks ago
lol that was funny
tpbocelli 2 weeks ago
anyone here willing to help me out and edit my videos
llxRageFilmsxll 2 weeks ago
Alsorts
saucerphone 2 weeks ago
i would use it to be a ninja! how can you catch a ninja who can teleport? :P
Dingmamon 2 weeks ago
Is the music made for the video or a real song?
foxd3n 2 weeks ago
i would take over the world
124harryrr 2 weeks ago
You can't do anything with it... you need to have that moon dust gel on the surface you shoot the portal on. So that means nothing. You can't go to the moon; you have no moon dust gel where you are.
BaldursGate2Jonaleth 2 weeks ago
wake up.
111Blueangel911 2 weeks ago
LOL! I would do every thing you did and more! If only Portal Guns where real!
HeadTarget 2 weeks ago
I would go to sasha grey's house and shoot a portal in her window and shoot another portal to go in her house and then have sex with her...
Wait...
I could just walk in because she screws anything that breathes.
Metalgear461 2 weeks ago
Look closely at 0:49 , the one car vanishes
TheMike16112 2 weeks ago 19
i love portal the game if u think abouted Glados looks like a tied up lady
LenKagamine122 2 weeks ago
id put one portal in my toilet and another over the teachers head lol
RANKO619 2 weeks ago 14
i would put one on the couch then put one in the toilet and i would pee on the couch and it would land in the toilet.
ChubbyCheekChipmunk 2 weeks ago
Awesome
Imissfanta 2 weeks ago
I like his videos so much i watch them over and over again
TheSketchUNIVERSE 2 weeks ago
what i would do is i would make the president think the whitehouse is cursed :P
LexAbubis09 2 weeks ago
i would do the same thing that happend at the end!!!!! XD
nerdcakers 2 weeks ago
i would make a profift sell in rides 0------>0
69TheKhood69 2 weeks ago
If I had a Portal gun i would be the first person on Mars!
martinadel1997 2 weeks ago
i want to shoot the orange one on the ground then blue one on the moon and when someone steps on the orange one they go to the moon and die cause there is no air
XXMariofan120 2 weeks ago
@XXMariofan120 If you had finished Portal 2, you would know why that wouldn't work.
E1craZ4life 2 weeks ago
i would rob a bank with it :D
oliverus007 2 weeks ago 2
I'd shoot one at the moon and another one underneath my sister
ShadowWolfSupreme 2 weeks ago
obviously we would all suck our own dicks... dont kid yourself guys
DoctorShrooms12 2 weeks ago
I'd put a portal from my room to the bathroom. So convinient in so many ways.
MELOVESTHETRUMPET 2 weeks ago
I would leave a portal in hawaii. take that travle costs :D
hunterhd1 2 weeks ago
i'd use it to teleport to my girlfriends house,because she lives kilometers away from me so i could see her everyday
juanelox1212 2 weeks ago
get rid of my teachers
shadowlord559 2 weeks ago
a whole tun of things
mysterioushoodedman8 2 weeks ago
i'd rob a bank =D
vkmicro2 2 weeks ago in playlist The King's Best
@vkmicro2 lol
shademan115 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!
Chaser880 2 weeks ago
if i had a portal gun then i would go half way around the world then shoot a portal in a building and go back half way round the world from there then to a car race and bet money on witch car i think will win then if their is another car that is right beside that car at the finish line then shoot a portal at the car that i don't wont to win and then that car will end up in the building that was half way around the world that's what i would do !!!!
zack1111ful 2 weeks ago
@zack1111ful wow you really thought through
gunshot5998 2 weeks ago
make a portal on the floor and put a rug over it and when a dude stands on it his face will end up in underpants
fallenangel300000 2 weeks ago
if i had a portal gun i would shoot a portal above me and then below me and just hop in
ultimartix247 2 weeks ago
if i had a portal gun well one word (ninja)
redneck101157 2 weeks ago
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PhillemonNkosi 2 weeks ago
car dissapeard at 00:49
bestminecraftkid 2 weeks ago
I would...shoot two portals in a vertical line.. Then I would reach in and.... Change pants withou
dolphinsense 2 weeks ago
I would portal my home and to ur home so I can take ur wife out more often :)
xbamarineboy23x 2 weeks ago
hey post a tutorial on how to make it
schroldgames 2 weeks ago
I am actually surprised cuz no one said that he would use portal gun to steal money +_+ getting damn rich as easy as that xD
saramala90 2 weeks ago
LOL This is really coool
JJubleru 3 weeks ago
I got here by Indymogul and this by far your best video I subscribed
SeanParenti 3 weeks ago
my name is wheatly
themistermodshowable 3 weeks ago
Car disappeared in background at 0:50.
jcskid777 3 weeks ago 19
@jcskid777 thats what happens if you have to much weed, crazy but true o.0
fanna1119 3 weeks ago
@jcskid777 the other car went back to the future
Casanova1177 6 days ago
Portal sound effects need to be on your sound effects website! :D
Dooblestudios 3 weeks ago
I would put a portal on Bloons Tower Defence 5 and go in there and RoundHouse Kick the ZOMG bloon. :3
Cheese1335 3 weeks ago
I would teleport from my house to my school cause I'm always late
Yummislushi 3 weeks ago
I would get revenge on everyone I hate.
blackdragon762 3 weeks ago
transport my spanish teacher to hell jajajaja
curtfly100 3 weeks ago in playlist The King's Best
When that pic of the coop robots come up it says freddie wong?!
KarlozGaming 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from FinalCutKing
in wood poop in and have it fall on my mom and do experiments
theappgeek678 3 weeks ago
@theappgeek678 dude high larious
mrspike1234100 3 weeks ago
i would get my worst enemy in a portal loop
CreeperBusters247 3 weeks ago
I would make a portal on mount everest and go up on top of it. Pretty cool!
SeanParenti 3 weeks ago
get a portal at my house then go around shooting stuff
EastAsianSWAG 3 weeks ago
i would teleport myself to the moon
TheThrillernights 3 weeks ago
@TheThrillernights me too
theappgeek678 3 weeks ago
It's really cool dude
TheOmaryassin 3 weeks ago
freddiew, why din't you make a portal gun instead of using a....... watergun or nerf gun i donno.
desithemond 3 weeks ago
I would put my lil cuz in Wools orphanage >:)
maxieman1231 3 weeks ago
Buenísimo!!! Good Job!
CaaMiiLaAyeLeeN 3 weeks ago
blue in the ocean
orange in an active volcano
wait a month
Raindrops are fallin on my head~
ElKilla1993 3 weeks ago
@Tamarrack haha lol
MagicTurnipz 3 weeks ago
i would put a portal inside the other portal and jump inside it and goto portal land :D
reece666999 3 weeks ago
I will go to the moon!!
mikolo771 3 weeks ago 17
@mikolo771 NO ONE IS GOING TO SPACE, MATE!
twitchMAC17 3 weeks ago
@mikolo771 SPACE! "Portal 2"
gamelover53 2 weeks ago
0:46 LOL, the silver car behind the other car just dissappears.
Tamarrack 3 weeks ago
Put the exit portal on the ceiling of a room of someone I don't like, the fire the other end to the bottom of a swimming pool, flood the room.
BloodBrandy 3 weeks ago
@BloodBrandy Wouldn't an ocean be more fun?
ElKilla1993 3 weeks ago
i would put one portal in cuba and one to my house and bring all coccaine and weed to my house and become very rich and powerfull fuck electricity and water i drink coke !+_+!
555andrius555 4 weeks ago
if I had a portal gun, i would make a teleport between my school and my room XD
So im not coming late to class!
TrueMusicJimmyBoy 4 weeks ago 32
If I had a portal gun, I would teleport an ice cream stand into my backyard ( among other things)
plasmamonkies 4 weeks ago
i would portal a girl into my house.... XD
JEDIdudehu3605 4 weeks ago in playlist The King's Best
car dissapear at 0:50
HyperTechnoStudios 4 weeks ago
Nice
peternovember17 4 weeks ago
0:54 then decipher the message
ThomasShowproduction 4 weeks ago
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peternovember17 4 weeks ago
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GlitchingTutorial14 4 weeks ago
i will shoot a portal in the tolet and one on the side of a bilding
shoottj 4 weeks ago
i would use it on my niece
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cloetrain13 4 weeks ago
i would shoot rhe orange portal in my bedroom and the blue one in the girls lockerroom
ranex1234 4 weeks ago
i would shoot someone to make them go flying
ninjohajackson 4 weeks ago
It says click anywere to subscribe but you can click inbetween the two and NOT subscribe like i did.
Checorama 1 month ago
I would soot a orange portal at a wall and I'll tell someone to stand by it becuase ill take ur picture then ill shoot a blue portal on the boys bathroom wall and take crap wrap it in tolet paper and throw it at his head. :D
masterdon565 1 month ago
one on the ceiling, one on the floor.
WEE-EEE-EEE-EEEE-EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE
wolfclaw719 1 month ago
I would find the cake.
creepercraft23 1 month ago
@TheMegaOne1000 Me, too
lukasozelt 1 month ago
can i have the download song for this
AdrienCortez 1 month ago
throw a gun to help my buddy
Humzah1234567890 1 month ago
=) yes rescue luna!
battlefeld2 1 month ago
Hey guys, please check out my real life portal video: /watch?v=UiPYtmS26AY
KandKFX 1 month ago
MAKE MY CAT FLY
nillidk 1 month ago in playlist The King's Best
The secret message is at 0:53
ZoomProductions47 1 month ago
rob banks
ALECTRICSK8n 1 month ago
i would chuck it at a tree
TheHunt052 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
i would go to my house and make a portal then i would go to a bank anad steal all the money and then get home
ltbutler6 1 month ago in playlist The King's Best
Getafe a Ferrari
suaquigrande09 1 month ago
go on vacation shoot it at the ground and then when i get home open a porta so i can go on vacation when ever i want
willskill231 1 month ago in playlist The King's Best
Place A Portal At The Bottom Of A Toilet AND Bottom Of It, THAT WOULD BE FUNNY
Joona1410 1 month ago
LOL at 0:45
royce12ful 1 month ago
I would go into closet and put 1st portal to the other wall and 2nd to the wall behind me. Then i would unzip my pants and start fucking my own ass thru portal.
Karponify 1 month ago
Weak up in the marnig go outside portal gun crashlands in your fruntyord
Katastrophy300 1 month ago
shoot a portal in my parents room and shoot a portal right in front of my speakers and blare my music
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Agenthobit 1 month ago
Portal nice
Katastrophy300 1 month ago
place orange portal in justinbeibers house blue portal in my house jump in blue portal and shoot beibers head off
kyleXD14 1 month ago
I would shoot an orange portal somewhere at my home and then the other day I would shoot a blue one below me at school :D
supergamer1221 1 month ago
One portal on bottom of port-a-john or septic and the other to one (or all) of the hollywood award shows. Ricky Gervais hosting them is a good alternative though.
brendanmcwilliams 1 month ago
is not real they maked only paper and more!!!!
Wodds123 1 month ago
i wuld shoot the ceiling then the floor. yea im awesome nah jks i wuld go to wet n wild, ride the aqua loop, get in shoot the ceiling then as i reach the exit shoot down hahaha XD
youjustgotowned97 1 month ago
Whats with random writting?
ninjafreak99 1 month ago
id go on a rampage killing peeps and when im in jail i use it to escape and do it aging
101monstaman 1 month ago
id prank some town
by teleporting it sumwere
kz0897 1 month ago
it is awesome
i love it how
do you make
it.
erictan26 1 month ago
Shoot it in to a verticle line, and suck on my cock.
lotto884 1 month ago
LOL WTF with the car thing
Jerio106 1 month ago
Made of cloth lol
Jerio106 1 month ago
If i had a portal gun i would shoot one portal in the toilet and one on the ceiling above the toilet...
WhatTheHelicopter98 1 month ago