A Dog's Breakfast, by Tourniquet

[xxxAloopzzz]

Haha! I really love the apostrophe in the title xD

[Mitchilich]

@xxxAloopzzz: Yeah. Apostrophes followed by the letter S generally indicate possession. The breakfast belongs to the dog. It's the dog's breakfast.

[Mitchilich]

"Generally."



[niels1974rr]

Lol this was kindda funny..

[Fuzorz]

lol dude you're crazy, so much effort in this video ! awesome song

[MetalHealth30]

@spooks419 Just cause its metal DOESN'T mean its Metallica!

[Greenbull1972]

GREAT Song by a great band. Hey flamingmuffincowpie: very good job man. Tnx a lot

[childrenofthecorn666]

omg this is awesome, good job on video aswell!

[spooks419]

sounds a lot like metallica

[MultiMusicfan2000]

You are so fuckin stupit!!

[mauriciopassosmeneze]

ÓTIMO......AOS FALSOS PROFETAS QUE GOSTAM É DE LUCRAR $

[azommin]

I gave up my religious faith a long time ago, but Tourniquet is one of the few Christian bands I can still really enjoy listening to. I guess that is the nature of well-written music. I forgot how much I dig their earlier thrashy stuff.

[armortron]

@azommin Yeah, They were pretty good until Ted started getting weird according to Gary Lenaire's own words to me. That's why Guy Ritter left and soon after, Gary did. And please don't get all butt hurt about Gary's conversion to Athiagnostism or what ever he is. Probably the smartest move anyone could take. Thats not to you Azommin, thats to everyone else. Anyway. First three albums the bomb!!! I hope Homeland Sucurity don't come after me for saying "The Bomb." :/

[Agapeforefront]

loved your commentary bro... be blessed be safe in Christ..... JL

[metalmann7]

Awesome song. God bless!

[LordAuki]

@lyon1535 You don't exist.

[bagelguy520]

I'm gonna sue you.

[mrklixx]

Very creative

[inbetweentics]

they're like slayer crossed with exodus with a faith based message!

\m/

[ViolateToDominate]

I don't really care for religion (No offense). But it's an awesome song!

[777immortel]

Only Jezus Christ is the way to the God.

[lyon1535]

@777immortel God doesn't exist.

[gunsnroses0987]

5:27 wtf

[Silmarillyon]

boah... damned

it must be faster than faster faster more faster than

[Silmarillyon]

boah... damned

it must be faster than

[MissinDegrassi]

epic!

[kingstea1]

i was fooled again is the verse

[Furnoggin]

Awesome. I grew up with their cassette tape and a Walkman. My favorite Christian heavy metal band.

[tygersoul]

man... your vid really made the song more awesome XD

[MrWagatola]

well done...sarcasm rules

[TheLuotutin]

I know that scripture well.

[RichieEastside]

This song is just ownage after ownage after ownage. Great stuff. I especially like the part where they absolutely destroy Kenneth Copeland, Benny Hinn, and the whole TBN crowd for the false prophets that they are. Most Christian bands of this time period relied heavily on them for promotion and airplay, but Tourniquet didn't care, they had to speak the truth. That's respectable. Go Tourniquet!!

[WthyrPendraeg]

hmmm you have no hair?

[afternoondliter]

So good! I NEVER get tired of the older Tourniquet albums!

[WthyrPendraeg]

wow the laugh gave me a fright xD

[Kukkuseli]

what was the laugh from?

[xxxcolemanxxx]

@Kukkuseli That laugh is an intro to a Barren Cross song called 'Cultic Regimes' from their album Atomic Arena. Also...another great song about cults.

[sinned34]

Christianity might be fake, but in the early 1990s, Tourniquet could shred!

[Thomas99Anderson]

@sinned34 Latest rumor is that your brain is fake.

[sinned34]

Christianity might be fake, but Tourniquet could sure shred in the early 1990s!

[TheLuotutin]

Heretik,Idiot,liar and blasphemer are a Dog's breakfest in this context.

[RichieEastside]

@TheLuotutin Actually it's a reference to Proverbs 26:11, "As a dog that returns to his vomit, so is a fool who repeats his folly." It's about people that just keep diving into the whatever the latest fad religion is instead of sticking to the real truth, like a dog returns to its vomit, they keep turning from the truth.

[mowriter]

@667Tamburro : 667? What, are you the neighbor of the Beast or something?

[meTallicRoCk146]

masters of thrash!!!

[Arc333Angel]

Great song, funny video ^_^

[Hinatafan4ever666]

Ironic that the song is about false religions.

[TheLuotutin]

@Hinatafan4ever666 No,false faith! They is religion that's why it's called:"Dog's breakfest."Jesus is no one's religion.

[Hinatafan4ever666]

@TheLuotutin As in, they are all not real. None of them. You missed my opinion. I wasn't saying that only some religions are false, but all of them. Not to sound like a dick.

[meTallicRoCk146]

4 people are still being fooled

[TheAero12]

i see the video only cause i want listen the MUSIC

[TheAero12]

fucking got a fright here, and I want to listen to music! Fagot!

[meTallicRoCk146]

The best song of Tourniquet

[Michelle062970]

Great video!! My 12 year old son likes speed metal. Never really was into tourniquet more into deliverance..

Your comments made us laugh..

Thanks for your work in this video!! I'm saving to my favorites..

[HeadbangForChrist777]

Hey! That ending laugh is from Barren Cross' sonbg Cultic Regimes. WMG might take the audio off.

[Jomsvikingar]

Just wondering what's wrong with benny hinn? The song has "true conversion - Christ is not within"? I'm lost here, someone help me out.

Awesome song too! :D And funny video.

[DrCrypt13]

@Jomsvikingar your serious? Benny Hinn is self ordained, and serves mamon more than God . He is an exspesive stag show that goes against, the teachings of the Word. God does not fit into a box nor can He be manipulated by money or man.

[Jomsvikingar]

@DrCrypt13

I am talking about what is said in the song. As he always talks about "Christ within". I've never thought that the money sides of things was good, but he says Jesus Christ is his saviour and that he gave his heart to the lord. If this is true, he is just as much a Christian as you or I, and it's not our place to judge him... Even if we don't agree with everything he says.

Watching Benny Hinn is a part of what taught me of gods love, and would led me to become a Christian.

[LivingDedGrrl]

HAHAHAHA. I came to listen to my all-time favorite metal band and your comments cracked me up. LOL Awesome! 

[ChimeraeBF]

I was fooled again by this beautiful song!

[drewsof1041]

I like how the lyrics of a Christian band bash Christian denominations because they don't agree with them. That in itself is anti-christ. No wonder people hate Christians in today's world. Also I found it funny that they bashed Mormons because "they had plates that no one ever saw." Has anyone here seen Jesus?

[tipiton95]

@drewsof1041 Explain to me how "bashin," the different denominations for their hypocricy is anti-christian? And Jesus may have not been seen by any of us, but he was seen while he was here on earth in the flesh, whereas the plates were not...

[spooks419]

but this sounds alot like mettalica

[spooks419]

demon hunter

[rapperscantsing]

evolution belief system: nothing somehow turned into something, that something exploded, and that created us. does that make any sense at all? even according to the "laws" of science that theoretically is not even correct.

GO CHRISTIAN METAL, we need more bands like this

[wehaveabadcamera]

Defidently better than half the songs my friends try to make me listen to. :] and i love everything you wrote..it made me giggle a little on the inside, and even the rainbows expanded...time for me to go to bed.

[hooverh4]

Fucking hilarious rofling URL u r 1 funny guy more visa pls :D

[NASCARGUY51139]

THAT

IS

FUCKING

AWESOME!!!

[TheTheeggmann]

Get an ear load of Vengeance Rising's "Human Sacrifice" album

[necroculto66]

has anyone ever heard loss of control by van halen they have similar riffs in both song check it out..

[RodHeavensWild]

Great...

[isaacpma23]

sei lá

[trigloff]

ok this is the first homemade vid like this I like great job!!!! I am glad I looked.

[SpinozaMind]

lmao

[HeadbangForChrist777]

Ha ha! Adding a little humor to a video of one of the best bands! Tourn |..|_ iquet

[iwillendyou100]

dude that was the best video to any song ever

[jackwilsontube]

lol the intro with faster riffs you are triying to make with you mouth lol

[JesusisLord49]

awsome vid dude

[music4all92]

lol this is funny you should do more =)

[SpinozaMind]

As the writer and guitarist of this tune I must say that bashing religion is something I have always been well acquainted with...

[armortron]

@SpinozaMind Nice One Gary. LOLOLOL (spongebob laugh)

[matzchase]

Incredible album! So advanced and unique for the time!

[TheLuotutin]

@matzchase Basic technique...

[ThaRoflCoptar]

nice vid. very funny. make more of those vids so we can laugh even harder

[MCdaHammer12]

very unique vid.... and well done... the parts when you didnt understand what that one guy said when u had all of the question marks sounded like he said "i was fooled again"

[ThaRoflCoptar]

@MCdaHammer12

the singer said "i was fooled again" thats y flamingmuffincowpie did those question marks

[Blackshmuel]

hahaha, this is the best tq- vid i´ve ever seen on youtube!!!

You rock!!! the commentaries are kicking ass!

I like the laughing at the end the most!!!! GREAT GREAT GREAT

[renansantiago]

Best video ever

[ultramegajon]

LOL!!!! dude!!! amazing song and video! soo funny. favorited

[shunjunbea]

Wow dude, that was awesome! And I listened to that album when it first came out...great stuff. Keep on sharing buddy!

[TopazEyez6]

Wicked commentary, awesome song... 5/5 xD

[flamepeace]

best Christhiahn metal

[J3CCAB]

i pretty much love this song, but your commentary made it even better :D the guitar is AWESOME, and I love the BADABABADA's you did :D

[furburger26]

I love the poster of this videos name flaming muffin cowpie FANTASTIC!!!! but seriously my opinion the BEST CHRISTIAN BAND EVER !!!

[12thSSKurtMeyer]

@furburger26 they are pretty good, but keep looking, don't limit yourself, check out pandora radio, lots of good stuff there

[apemanblunder]

As a dog returns to it's vomit...

I think this song is about how stupid we are to return to our sinful ways. For example: Falling for the lies of this world. i.e Evolution, New Age Mysticizm mixing in with church doctrine. Stuff like that. I LOVE Tourniquet! These guy's are and always be cutting edge of Christian Metal

[LuckyCharms432]

youre funny man, make more vids i like your commentary

[kleaverman]

I love it. The guitar playing is so tight on this song but, you pulled it together and made it all work....BRAVO ! Jesus is the only way !!!!

[renansantiago]

Why my head didn't exploded?

[Ghostfactory1]

There is a verse somewhere in the Bible that talks about how a dog returns to it's vomit same as the fool returns to his folly. I think the song is a referance to that. It is about how people cling to things they do not need and is useless to them, but they keep going back to it. I guess certain beliefs are included in this, I am assuming. There's nothing like a good pile of vomit for breatfast

[Slimebeast]

Awesome video to a great song. U nailed it by putting Benny Hinn in there, that crook.

[edwinmusic]

GREAT JOB! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!! cool! GOd bless!

[davefaustino]

I think my IQ dropped a few points.

[stillwing]

Cool song but I am going to sue you. My head didnt blow up but man did i get whiplash lol

[Kellsindell]

Haha, hilarious! Awesome song though... i think i'll sue you! GJ

[diatonicone]

Great video!

One of my favorite bands since I was 12

Wow,that was almost 20yrs ago =^/

[gojira121689]

Tourniquet rules

[jasonchatlain]

excellent song!!

[kingofnothing74]

great song, great band. gay ass video. annoying!

[kittiselly28]

good stuff and funny video man ....you rock !

[jlenney]

5 stars!!

[zanematthews]

Dude, this is the best thing I've seen on youtube! hysterical!

[jbarryalive]

This video is just to cool, love it! It's so awesome we have a band like this singing and living for the Lord!

[stargazntreki]

Praise God.

(wonders how many hate mails she will get for saying that) now tell me how free I am to believe what I want.

[theirishinc]

I love Christian metal bands. Reminds me of the band Exodus(not Christian). Barron Cross is sweet too, sound like Iron Maiden.

[spozx3]

is there any better christian metal bands than tourniquet because if there is tell me

[flamingmuffincowpie]

Are you looking for other metal bands? Because of course how good you think they are is a matter of opinion but some other good Christian metal bands you might like are Eternal Decision, Living Sacrifice, Barren Cross, or Believer. All good bands too.

[fishguru73]

@flamingmuffincowpie I love the way you directed the pics for this song. When I saw Benny Hinn in the same sentence with Mormons I choked up a little but you are absolutely right about how modern christianity has planted it's salvation in self-righteousness. I didn't capitalize the C because anything that is not from God gets no subective capitalization. There is so much disinformation out there and so many lies that there is confusion, even among self professed believers.

[ksvillani]

probably none better, but check out Barren Cross, demon hunter, Mad at the World, Mortification, , early WhiteCross and 1st two Vengence Rising albums, with Vengeance "Human Sacrifice" being the most cutting edge thing that any christian band has ever done period. Its just a pity that the lead vocalist went completely off the rails-thats all.

[78sEVEn78]

@flamingmuffincowpie O yeah....Believer! Trilogy of Knowledge...Dies Irae...YEAH!

[sicandbored]

tourniquet can rival any secular metal band

if you don't know then you haven't researched much

[necroculto66]

tourniqet surpasses any secular metal band by fat talent alone is top notch not to mention this song just kills

thraaash thrassh thrassh

[ChibiMovies]

@spozx3 Demon Hunter

[RWAPROfficial]

@spozx3 well I've heard a lot of christian metal bands. Each have their unique way, but none like Tourniquet....

[78sEVEn78]

@spozx3 Demon Hunter, Living Sacrifice, Haste The Day, Norma Jean, August Burns Red.....you just need to search. God Bless you :)

[fartingcow5]

@spozx3 as i lay dying

[OpethToolMetallica]

@spozx3

Check out Extol, pretty damn good as well.

[Elmogluckensmackle]

ok give sacrament haunts of violence a whirl

also try sacrament testimony of apocalypse

the testimony album was destroyed by dubbing in the studio but it still is worth a listen@spozx3

[BOUKEBANDSTRA]

@spozx3

the moshketeers...

uhm.. look @ my channel.. i uploaded some thrash metal..

and i got allot of christian thrash metal bands on all of my playlists

[meTallicRoCk146]

@spozx3

Tourniquet is the best Christian thrash band, no doubt about it!

[necroculto66]

killer thrash

[kingjeste]

Great work.. I enjoy it.. Nice job.. One of my favorite christian metal bands..

[nailledforme]

Such brilliant song and lyrics are awesome...wish more bands would speak the truth like these guys do...cheers for the video

[flamepeace]

classic music of Christiam heavy metal

[megaguitarist666]

ya other then that, its a pretty good song...and band

[megaguitarist666]

dude, i don't believe in god. ya know y? ppl r believing in this person, well, peice of matter that apperently created the universe. and u know whats funny? its said that he created matter too - i thought he was matter.and ya know what else? its also said that he had no begining or end - didn't he creat himself? god is a belief - not a proven fact.

[flamingmuffincowpie]

True that God is not a proven fact, but just to clear things up, no one is claiming God is made of matter. God is a spiritual being.  As a spiritual being, he exists outside of time, therefore he can exist even when time and matter do not. He doesn't have to be created like matter that we think of has to be.

[megaguitarist666]

all im sayin, is that belive what u want to believe in.lol

[flamingmuffincowpie]

Well, I'm glad that you have respect for my fath. Thanks very much. I'm sick of people arguing like little kids over stuff like this. It seems impossible to have an intellegent conversation with someone nowadays.

[Sicenunow]

Thats' fucking cheap man,just because your FAITH gets questionered does NOT mean people are like "Little kids"

[Shockheadd45]

I hate comparisons, everyone who isn't ignorant, needs to realize, since we are all humans, we are equal, and face the same shit everyone has gone through in the past everyday.

[BigBozSicenunow]

Sure?

[Shockheadd45]

I know what I said was confusing, but I was using common sense. I just think comparing anything is stupid. Like when thinking which guitarist is better than the other that's fucking retarded, because both guitarists have completely different style and sounds. So how can they be compared?

[BigBozSicenunow]

Thats' your opinio,stick with it.

[Shockheadd45]

Exactly, and I rest my case and opinion. I have stuck with my way of thinking all the time, especially opinions.

[patrickledford420]

@flamingmuffincowpie lol, im atheist and i know most people claim god is non-physical but my freind beleives that god is made of atoms and he is a christian, he puts his own twist on it

[sparklysparks77]

@megaguitarist666 Hi dude... you might want to read this article (google it, no links allowed in here, I think) "One of the most obvious perceived contradictions between Torah and science is the age of the universe". It says a lot about the nature of things that are matter and those that are spirit and their origin.

[sparklysparks77]

@megaguitarist666 As for the origin of God Himself, that is something no one is supposed to know until the right time comes IF it ever comes for any of us. If you ask me, I don't waste my time trying to figure out how God was created, as far as I'm convinced that He exists and that Jesus means salvation for me.

[NotAnotherHater]

@megaguitarist666 God dont exist..

the way i see it is this :

All the storys about god , jezus and so on..

are a lesson for people that want to keep being on the right path...

Or people that want to change and take an example from those storys..

(sorry for bad grammar)

[DeadeyeKeith]

That was great!

[stromtrooper32]

Great video!

[Dutchmanjoel]

great vid' man

[jesseascriven]

great job

[HolyFront]

Awesome vid dude! ^_^

[Paulgr]

from personal experience,i know all about the Jehovah's Witnesses part of the song. i was one for a long time.

[eradius]

A Dog's Breakfast is a metaphor, it means 'a mess (as in somethings been done badly'

[flamingmuffincowpie]

I've never heard that explanation of the song's title before. But that does make sense.

[grilseking]

And like the vid says Prov 26:11 "As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly". When you see a dog eat its vomit thats how God feels when He sees us repeat our sin and idolatry.

[sunnyboymark]

Good job on this video! Very humorous at times, yet precise and truthful. Send this to Tourniquet....bet they'd use it for something. lol :)

[joebloe23]

roflmao

this vid made me laugh harder than anyother vid ive seen so far

5 stars man good job

[BreakerSizzle]

This has got to be one of the BEST thrash songs I've ever heard, AND it's by Tourniquet. Even the video itself made me laugh at few times. Five stars for you, my good man.

Give that guy a Klondike Bar.

[col32rocks]

ohhh very COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eventide11]

Good job with the video btw ;)

[eventide11]

Im about to upload an attempt at me and my brother playing this.

[robbe1000]

that makes great sense! man i'va been searching for that answer for a long time

[leileisuu]

yeeeah you did a great job there Mr. "me!"

great song too! ;)

[bigdrummerboy4825]

It's hard to find a 1,2 guitar punch like Eric Mendez, and Gary Lenair, especially one that can compliment a drummer like Ted. All in all i miss them the way they were on this album. It was and still is amazing.

[whammycam]

Hell YEAH!!!!!!!!!! Tourniquet ROCKS!!!!

[joagamer]

I love your commenting, haha xD

[c016smith]

Haven't listened to Tourniquet in years, and really enjoyed your video. Great narratives. Cheers

[piperand]

good vid, it made me laugh and i found a new fav band too :) ty

[beyblade007]

Thanks man, that helped a lot!! I appreciate all those posts.