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  • I want to see the penis car derby...

  • They look just like Monchhichis.. !

  • it looks delicious

  • Beep boop, son, beep boop

  • i was expectin a sexy game when i noticed it was episode 69

  • So steve job invented this thing or what?

  • @TheFreshbum it IS Steve Jobs. He came back as a virtual monkey so that we may control and abuse him. This is how he pays for his many sins.

  • "Awesome Wands" really? For your knowledge those are dildos

  • yea ps motion controller looks like a flashing dildo

  • YOUR NOT STROKING IT RIGHT UR NOT STROKING IT RIGHT!

    WILL YOU STOP STROKING MY KID!

    Thats what she said

  • the end is hilarious XD

  • @danieluzumaki14 you want her to put a whole body in her ass

  • OH MY GODNESS! THIS IS SO COOL!

    but the idea of a monkey in a egg is strange...

  • 3:10 Pat: "sex toy, say sex toy!"

  • Can i beat the shit out of that monkey thing?

  • I'm pretty sure everyone has thought of the PS Move as a dildo. First time I saw it, I thought it was.

  • xD Try hitting it and see what sound it makes!!

  • This could of easily been a comercial

  • play station move remote.......a wii remote with a ball ontop.....well...aint the first time they ripped off Nintendo

  • try putting the kinect controller up your ass

  • o my god its a real thing!

  • Along with "I farted" he also wrote "Pat Rulzz"

  • How drunk wold you be to hit the lamp and the the guy lol

  • Harry potter in the middle there looks like he would be pretty good at the game.

  • Did anyone else noticed they flipped the last shot of Pat and Jeff? Why?

  • I'm certain she did put it in her ass. And I like to think about her doing that. Alot.

  • got my game for 20$ bt it was preowned and move 90$

  • I almost feel like I want to buy this only to draw penises.

  • Fuck your Eyepet,i've got my Eyetoy.

  • omfg i remember the tamagotchi from when i was a kid anubody else?

  • @PrehistoricStudios Don't forget about the echidna!

  • its only 14.88 on amazon

  • i hav 2 playstation moves

  • Neil Young did the soundtrack LMAO

  • Mary-o? Mary-o? really Pat? really?! ITS MARIO!

  • @jaymezabc Po-tato. Po-ta-to.

  • I didn't know mammals come in eggs!

  • @DuckmanGames

    Platypus

  • What other games can you use the PS3 move with?

  • how do they feel about bi?

  • Carcetti for Mayor is that from the wire? anyone?

  • My favorite part of this video! 3:19

  • on dirais harry potter

    

  • Pat is such a handsome guy.

  • at 2:11 it says pat rulezz on the other sheet of paper

  • I would love to see how she plays Xbox

  • I would love to see that controller in her ass.

  • @JeremiahCrow

    I was about to type that =(

  • @JeremiahCrow hahaha your so funny..now how bout you go back to your redneck hillbilly home

  • @Chaos7997 How do you know I've left my redneck, hillbilly home?

  • @JeremiahCrow cause i'm awesome and i know trolls

  • @JeremiahCrow SHE IS UUUUGGGLLLLLYYYYYY

  • @JeremiahCrow id love to see the xbox controller in her arse

  • I wonder if you can abuse it...

  • @TheBUBBLY102 See for yourself /watch?v=p2llu5-hWdw

  • @TheBUBBLY102 her or the virtual monkey?  :)

  • I would totally be drawing inappropriate shit and making the monkey play with it XD

  • 0:41 oh my goodness i din't see you there, through the glass fucking door

  • Why does everybody draw penises w/ the damn eye pet

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  • Yay!  Sara Benincasa!

  • don't kick the baby

  • They should make eyepet except with pokemon

  • LOL, this reminds me of the beginning of pokemon games

  • lol

    

  • How would you use an xbox controller like that?!?!?!?!

  • this + irategamer = friggin awesome

  • Who's that ugly bitch?

  • @kgsolaman5000 Her name is pat cassels, and I think she looks nice.

  • @existenceisrelative LOLOLOL :D

  • I'm dying right now! I cant breathe! Laughing too much. These are my last words. So funny! bleh X_X

  • They would look retarded without video fx

  • so you eyepet is a baby from where the wild things are?

  • whos the women? why nobody boning her? is she in a porn?

  • Abortion joke lol

  • ok....is no one else gonna say this about that woman....?

    what the hell is she wearing and what in plutos name is up with her hair??!?!?!

    and on a side note...WHO THE HELL IS SHE?!

  • you look like harry potter and the one neer you looks like zac effron

  • thumbs up if you want a thumbs up

  • Move is $100? eye toy was like 50x better and cost like $20

  • All there jokes are badly made and badly put forward..

  • i dont get how this is funny...

  • I got Eye Pet for $14 FTW!

  • i miss bleep bloop. nerd alert will never be the equal!

  • first off i would put a picture of hentai as a car second of my mom would ground me

  • so its an eyetoy with a wand.... nice

  • You can fit a xboix controller in your ass...talk about a pain fetish

  • I was like that's going in my ass.

  • I bough the psp version, and a psp, the psp's UMD drive won't work... thanks gamestop.

  • is it me or does this girl have really big boobs

  • need more BLEEP BLOOP

    think of the children 

  • xD Pat is so hypnotized by the game

  • "Will you stop stroking my kid?"

    If I had a dollar every time i heard that...............

  • @allisonsydneyy i hope you would have 1 dollar

    soooooo bad

  • THAT PROFESSOR DOUCHEBAG IS THE VOICE IN EYETOY!!!!!

  • Console - £185.  Move set - £37.99 Game £15

  • Wouldn't it be cool if i had both highest rated comments?

  • @margera211 nope

  • @margera211 NO! you have one highest rated comment or no highest rated comments, ur choice buddy

  • @margera211 no, it sounds like you have no life.

  • @FreshprinceObelair maddddd

  • @margera211

    no...now stop trying to gain attention in comments..and do it the way normal people do it..and make a dam video.

  • @RemusLupo RAGE HARDER ROFL

  • @margera211 yeah but you dont

  • @margera211 nope. not really.

  • i think i would rigorously beat off if shhe put that in her ass.

  • aaaahhh! i named my ipod rocket sauce years ago!

  • OMG YOUTUBE! I DONT WANT ADS WITH STUPID AUDIO!!! WTF?!?!?!

  • First thought for a dildo is sticking it in her ass? Vagina isn't with the times I suppose...

  • the conect , you need no controla the games are fucking awsome And it's with an xbox not a ps3 that that is easerly backed so people can get all your Details!

  • @fallenangel12111 You sir, are not educated. "My brainz moar gooder than yurss"

  • whats with your womans wellington boots?

  • Can you kick the crap out of it? That's the first thing I'd do.

  • Does the Move controller vibrate? If so, then Sony is sick for selling this to kids.

  • that's correct. LOL

  • 1:27

    it said stroke NOT CHOKE

  • STEP ON IT!!!

  • I will try to make picture of dicks and post it on the eyepet and let see how will the eyepet react it.

  • My parents got me a PS3 with the Move bundle..and the first thing i thought when i saw the controller was "Damn..this is NOT for kids."

    The little monkey thingy is freaking adroable though.

  • like the carcetti shirt :D I was thinking about buying one (only up to series 4 of the wire)

  • WOW I never saw that as a sex toy.

  • No, you're not stroking it right!

  • i want one.

  • I love her sense of humor! Her voice just makes it all better.

  • @sdux18 so by that logic, Xbox can get me laid!? :D My love-quest is finally oveeeeeer!!! (sonichu reference)

  • the last comment was so funny hahaha

  • "how drunk do you have to be to knock out the lamp and the person next to you" LOL

  • lol look in the back 2:05 u can see a paper that says Pat rulezz

  • 2:07 demitri martin gets a mention- and, if pat and jeff were playing kinect, then THEY would be the controllers, so sarah would want them in her ass.

  • They should make a game called Penis Car Derby

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  • How the fuck you ment to put one of them in your ass and a xbox controller in you vagina?! O.o in verrryy disturbed

  • I wish I could get this for free. XD not paying that much.

  • did anyone else see pat rules at 2:09

  • the controller seems like something a larp fag would have

  • i wonder what would happen if you tried to kill it lmfao

  • Penis car derby.

  • lol "pat rules" in the background at 2:04

  • @hotpink910 *rulzz* actually

  • who hasnt drew a penis on this game :L

  • lmfaooooo "that's going in my ass"

  • waddap with the little piece of the zelda tune at the start

  • 00:7 - 00: 16 he looks like harry potter

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!­!!!!!

    Kill it with fire! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

  • U$300?

    Lucky you.

    Where I live it costs about $2000

  • 3:18 -> I like her XD

  • Carcetti for Mayor!!!!!

  • to my knoledge, monkeys dont come from eggs

  • am i the only person that REALLY wants one of these..?

  • @ahpenguito1 yes, yes you are

  • i laughed so hard when he said "obviously when we first saw this it was like penis car derby"

  • test to punch him in the face!

  • I love the fact that she puts dildos in her ass :)

  • You know ... i've buy eyepet ... just for the camera

  • Hahah, Xbox fanboys.

  • Ha Eyepet=I-Pad get it? GET IT?

  • "that's going in my ass." :D lol

  • draw a dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • Why do all these games start with an annoying narrator that won't go away for half the game

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  • "We r so far into the future, shitty games like this one are kind of cool!!'" ROFL

  • Shitty games like this one are pretty cool!! ROFL

  • bleep bloop should review Kinectimals for XBOX Kinect and compare it.

  • lmao The motion control is a vibrator and the other (navigation control) is for your ass

  • I said, thats going in my ass.

    Thats what you said when we showed u an xbox controller.

    Exactly!

  • 3:10 "That's going in my ass"

    LMAO!

  • I want that!! haha

  • Can you train it to kill?

  • I can't wait to put Mona Lisa on the screen so the monkey person human thing can draw it. (:

  • i wish i were that lucky controller

  • @CALLOFDUTYGLITCHER13 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww..­............ raise your standards D:

  • What motion tracking game is better wii xbox kinect or playstation move