Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 p.m. tomorrow- it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you dont post this to 5 other pages; you will have relationship problems for the next 10 years Sorry
the conect , you need no controla the games are fucking awsome And it's with an xbox not a ps3 that that is easerly backed so people can get all your Details!
2:07 demitri martin gets a mention- and, if pat and jeff were playing kinect, then THEY would be the controllers, so sarah would want them in her ass.
I want to see the penis car derby...
agk971 1 week ago
They look just like Monchhichis.. !
SunnaAngelica 1 week ago
it looks delicious
brenard23455 2 weeks ago
Beep boop, son, beep boop
SHAD0VV100 2 weeks ago
i was expectin a sexy game when i noticed it was episode 69
NotAverageGaming 2 weeks ago
So steve job invented this thing or what?
TheFreshbum 2 weeks ago
@TheFreshbum it IS Steve Jobs. He came back as a virtual monkey so that we may control and abuse him. This is how he pays for his many sins.
houstondodgeball 2 weeks ago
"Awesome Wands" really? For your knowledge those are dildos
tigras2244 3 weeks ago
yea ps motion controller looks like a flashing dildo
Kristhor 3 weeks ago
YOUR NOT STROKING IT RIGHT UR NOT STROKING IT RIGHT!
WILL YOU STOP STROKING MY KID!
Thats what she said
nightromer96 3 weeks ago
the end is hilarious XD
atimor 4 weeks ago
@danieluzumaki14 you want her to put a whole body in her ass
xicor10 1 month ago
OH MY GODNESS! THIS IS SO COOL!
but the idea of a monkey in a egg is strange...
strawberry1514 1 month ago
3:10 Pat: "sex toy, say sex toy!"
BlackManSlim562 1 month ago
Can i beat the shit out of that monkey thing?
loonersolva123 1 month ago
I'm pretty sure everyone has thought of the PS Move as a dildo. First time I saw it, I thought it was.
eenayeah 1 month ago
xD Try hitting it and see what sound it makes!!
morikahjo 1 month ago
This could of easily been a comercial
apg7856 1 month ago
play station move remote.......a wii remote with a ball ontop.....well...aint the first time they ripped off Nintendo
vasheeri 1 month ago
try putting the kinect controller up your ass
danieluzumaki14 1 month ago
o my god its a real thing!
15725867905 1 month ago
Along with "I farted" he also wrote "Pat Rulzz"
tommyguns1337 1 month ago
How drunk wold you be to hit the lamp and the the guy lol
pugyg 1 month ago
Harry potter in the middle there looks like he would be pretty good at the game.
OldSerpentOfSin 1 month ago
Did anyone else noticed they flipped the last shot of Pat and Jeff? Why?
ronoc9 1 month ago
I'm certain she did put it in her ass. And I like to think about her doing that. Alot.
KingAdonisDNA 1 month ago 2
got my game for 20$ bt it was preowned and move 90$
SuperSkyrim100 1 month ago
I almost feel like I want to buy this only to draw penises.
xKeffinx 1 month ago
Fuck your Eyepet,i've got my Eyetoy.
JamiesiPyro 1 month ago
omfg i remember the tamagotchi from when i was a kid anubody else?
computernerd01num2 2 months ago
@PrehistoricStudios Don't forget about the echidna!
athenacat96 2 months ago
its only 14.88 on amazon
coolzygote 2 months ago
i hav 2 playstation moves
coolzygote 2 months ago
Neil Young did the soundtrack LMAO
Norocmorth 2 months ago
Mary-o? Mary-o? really Pat? really?! ITS MARIO!
jaymezabc 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@jaymezabc Po-tato. Po-ta-to.
DarkJoker99 2 months ago
I didn't know mammals come in eggs!
DuckmanGames 2 months ago
@DuckmanGames
Platypus
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What other games can you use the PS3 move with?
SketchyToons 2 months ago
how do they feel about bi?
theEddieworld 2 months ago
Carcetti for Mayor is that from the wire? anyone?
jackhovatter 3 months ago
My favorite part of this video! 3:19
sammythomson1 3 months ago
on dirais harry potter
MrMehdigataga 3 months ago
Pat is such a handsome guy.
DIYANAH123456789 3 months ago
at 2:11 it says pat rulezz on the other sheet of paper
flinnrodger 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
I would love to see how she plays Xbox
jykell117 4 months ago
I would love to see that controller in her ass.
JeremiahCrow 4 months ago 128
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I was about to type that =(
jykell117 4 months ago
@JeremiahCrow hahaha your so funny..now how bout you go back to your redneck hillbilly home
Chaos7997 1 month ago
@Chaos7997 How do you know I've left my redneck, hillbilly home?
JeremiahCrow 1 month ago
@JeremiahCrow cause i'm awesome and i know trolls
Chaos7997 1 month ago
@JeremiahCrow SHE IS UUUUGGGLLLLLYYYYYY
ShadowKunaiStorm 1 month ago
@JeremiahCrow id love to see the xbox controller in her arse
TheTerrerblade 1 month ago
I wonder if you can abuse it...
TheBUBBLY102 4 months ago 80
@TheBUBBLY102 See for yourself /watch?v=p2llu5-hWdw
CSterrorist 1 month ago
@TheBUBBLY102 her or the virtual monkey? :)
houstondodgeball 2 weeks ago
I would totally be drawing inappropriate shit and making the monkey play with it XD
DRarKAngEL5551239 4 months ago
0:41 oh my goodness i din't see you there, through the glass fucking door
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MrJeweettochzelf 4 months ago
Why does everybody draw penises w/ the damn eye pet
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autumntree2011 5 months ago
Yay! Sara Benincasa!
TheLeonaut 5 months ago in playlist Season 1
don't kick the baby
OctagonCookies 5 months ago
They should make eyepet except with pokemon
zZxGhI857 5 months ago
LOL, this reminds me of the beginning of pokemon games
gogatorsallday2009 5 months ago
lol
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Ingabergimmo 6 months ago
How would you use an xbox controller like that?!?!?!?!
Sprinkleninja 6 months ago 2
this + irategamer = friggin awesome
MrToddino 6 months ago
Who's that ugly bitch?
kgsolaman5000 6 months ago
@kgsolaman5000 Her name is pat cassels, and I think she looks nice.
existenceisrelative 6 months ago 2
@existenceisrelative LOLOLOL :D
kgsolaman5000 6 months ago
I'm dying right now! I cant breathe! Laughing too much. These are my last words. So funny! bleh X_X
DragonBallZFan13 6 months ago
They would look retarded without video fx
MsRiven1 6 months ago
so you eyepet is a baby from where the wild things are?
felineshadow0221 6 months ago
whos the women? why nobody boning her? is she in a porn?
arsenalfanshukri 6 months ago
Abortion joke lol
Narutard3610 6 months ago
ok....is no one else gonna say this about that woman....?
what the hell is she wearing and what in plutos name is up with her hair??!?!?!
and on a side note...WHO THE HELL IS SHE?!
RemusLupo 6 months ago
you look like harry potter and the one neer you looks like zac effron
TheTherockrocks 7 months ago
thumbs up if you want a thumbs up
TheTherockrocks 7 months ago
Move is $100? eye toy was like 50x better and cost like $20
payneo218 7 months ago
All there jokes are badly made and badly put forward..
itsnx13 7 months ago
i dont get how this is funny...
bobington1234567891 7 months ago
I got Eye Pet for $14 FTW!
KanUHandleThis 8 months ago
i miss bleep bloop. nerd alert will never be the equal!
darroth42 8 months ago
first off i would put a picture of hentai as a car second of my mom would ground me
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Dannyisgreatful 8 months ago
so its an eyetoy with a wand.... nice
tachaqua 8 months ago
You can fit a xboix controller in your ass...talk about a pain fetish
CuleBai 8 months ago
I was like that's going in my ass.
BollyWoodSuperFan 8 months ago 2
I bough the psp version, and a psp, the psp's UMD drive won't work... thanks gamestop.
ZILOGz80VIDEOS 8 months ago
is it me or does this girl have really big boobs
quadsome1 9 months ago
need more BLEEP BLOOP
think of the children
TheWiidrawer 9 months ago 46
xD Pat is so hypnotized by the game
soso104 9 months ago
"Will you stop stroking my kid?"
If I had a dollar every time i heard that...............
allisonsydneyy 9 months ago 13
@allisonsydneyy i hope you would have 1 dollar
soooooo bad
ocarrace 2 months ago
THAT PROFESSOR DOUCHEBAG IS THE VOICE IN EYETOY!!!!!
TheNewsRocket 9 months ago
Console - £185. Move set - £37.99 Game £15
jamesoxo11 10 months ago
Wouldn't it be cool if i had both highest rated comments?
margera211 10 months ago 51
@margera211 nope
Gunsounder 10 months ago
@margera211 NO! you have one highest rated comment or no highest rated comments, ur choice buddy
PSU1and1Eagles 9 months ago
@margera211 no, it sounds like you have no life.
FreshprinceObelair 8 months ago
@FreshprinceObelair maddddd
margera211 8 months ago
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no...now stop trying to gain attention in comments..and do it the way normal people do it..and make a dam video.
RemusLupo 7 months ago
@RemusLupo RAGE HARDER ROFL
margera211 7 months ago
@margera211 yeah but you dont
Kesh789 5 months ago
@margera211 nope. not really.
jono23butthead00 2 months ago
i think i would rigorously beat off if shhe put that in her ass.
DudemanClide 10 months ago
aaaahhh! i named my ipod rocket sauce years ago!
veritasaequitas67 10 months ago
OMG YOUTUBE! I DONT WANT ADS WITH STUPID AUDIO!!! WTF?!?!?!
Gibbagobba 10 months ago
First thought for a dildo is sticking it in her ass? Vagina isn't with the times I suppose...
Soakedboy 10 months ago 4
the conect , you need no controla the games are fucking awsome And it's with an xbox not a ps3 that that is easerly backed so people can get all your Details!
fallenangel12111 10 months ago
@fallenangel12111 You sir, are not educated. "My brainz moar gooder than yurss"
DocRictofen 10 months ago
whats with your womans wellington boots?
TaraKaboom 10 months ago
Can you kick the crap out of it? That's the first thing I'd do.
danny66442200 10 months ago
Does the Move controller vibrate? If so, then Sony is sick for selling this to kids.
leecfb000 10 months ago
that's correct. LOL
20051470 10 months ago
1:27
it said stroke NOT CHOKE
isbastian1 11 months ago
STEP ON IT!!!
SkinnyCowWaffles 11 months ago
I will try to make picture of dicks and post it on the eyepet and let see how will the eyepet react it.
Toys826 11 months ago
My parents got me a PS3 with the Move bundle..and the first thing i thought when i saw the controller was "Damn..this is NOT for kids."
The little monkey thingy is freaking adroable though.
RajkumariMaahi 11 months ago 3
like the carcetti shirt :D I was thinking about buying one (only up to series 4 of the wire)
burningsociety 11 months ago
WOW I never saw that as a sex toy.
ZanaThirteen 11 months ago
No, you're not stroking it right!
lettertree11 11 months ago 4
i want one.
kitkabloey 11 months ago
I love her sense of humor! Her voice just makes it all better.
SuprSlowMo 1 year ago 4
@sdux18 so by that logic, Xbox can get me laid!? :D My love-quest is finally oveeeeeer!!! (sonichu reference)
Cryogenicmonkey 1 year ago
the last comment was so funny hahaha
Norwification 1 year ago
"how drunk do you have to be to knock out the lamp and the person next to you" LOL
WolfTheGamer 1 year ago
lol look in the back 2:05 u can see a paper that says Pat rulezz
jakeandamirrule 1 year ago 7
2:07 demitri martin gets a mention- and, if pat and jeff were playing kinect, then THEY would be the controllers, so sarah would want them in her ass.
sdux18 1 year ago
They should make a game called Penis Car Derby
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kjv55 1 year ago
How the fuck you ment to put one of them in your ass and a xbox controller in you vagina?! O.o in verrryy disturbed
cejason 1 year ago
I wish I could get this for free. XD not paying that much.
imissrose123 1 year ago
did anyone else see pat rules at 2:09
bonemetalleg 1 year ago 3
the controller seems like something a larp fag would have
history4675 1 year ago
i wonder what would happen if you tried to kill it lmfao
cowkil666 1 year ago
Penis car derby.
lunamoondragon 1 year ago
lol "pat rules" in the background at 2:04
hotpink910 1 year ago
@hotpink910 *rulzz* actually
hotpink910 1 year ago
who hasnt drew a penis on this game :L
fmcnally 1 year ago
lmfaooooo "that's going in my ass"
GoldToGarbage 1 year ago
waddap with the little piece of the zelda tune at the start
IamZORBO 1 year ago
00:7 - 00: 16 he looks like harry potter
moochabod 1 year ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kill it with fire! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
Mercury205 1 year ago
U$300?
Lucky you.
Where I live it costs about $2000
chrisredfiud 1 year ago
3:18 -> I like her XD
Belgianidiot 1 year ago
Carcetti for Mayor!!!!!
MrKingofwhatever 1 year ago
to my knoledge, monkeys dont come from eggs
poperotsi 1 year ago 3
am i the only person that REALLY wants one of these..?
ahpenguito1 1 year ago
@ahpenguito1 yes, yes you are
irishgandalf757 1 year ago
i laughed so hard when he said "obviously when we first saw this it was like penis car derby"
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chri81f0 1 year ago
test to punch him in the face!
jonsierra117 1 year ago
I love the fact that she puts dildos in her ass :)
patrikk777 1 year ago 2
You know ... i've buy eyepet ... just for the camera
Daxank 1 year ago
Hahah, Xbox fanboys.
MrPrototypz 1 year ago
Ha Eyepet=I-Pad get it? GET IT?
BoogiemanXXL 1 year ago
"that's going in my ass." :D lol
ellopoppet078 1 year ago 6
draw a dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
boobooandbooboo 1 year ago
Why do all these games start with an annoying narrator that won't go away for half the game
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MurphyMoose94 1 year ago
"We r so far into the future, shitty games like this one are kind of cool!!'" ROFL
signer246 1 year ago
Shitty games like this one are pretty cool!! ROFL
signer246 1 year ago
bleep bloop should review Kinectimals for XBOX Kinect and compare it.
LovelyRita007 1 year ago
lmao The motion control is a vibrator and the other (navigation control) is for your ass
KissinKitten 1 year ago 3
I said, thats going in my ass.
Thats what you said when we showed u an xbox controller.
Exactly!
pugmaster18 1 year ago
3:10 "That's going in my ass"
LMAO!
toxicAngel0fDeath 1 year ago
I want that!! haha
SuperRoseify 1 year ago
Can you train it to kill?
mrlarry1975 1 year ago
I can't wait to put Mona Lisa on the screen so the monkey person human thing can draw it. (:
SuperPegacorn 1 year ago
i wish i were that lucky controller
CALLOFDUTYGLITCHER13 1 year ago
@CALLOFDUTYGLITCHER13 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww.............. raise your standards D:
ShamefulSammy 1 year ago
What motion tracking game is better wii xbox kinect or playstation move
lilkidalex1 1 year ago