jackie chan adventures season 5 episode 8 part 1

[shootthekitty]

Uncle: Hi Jackiee!

[joincidence0]

I think Uncle deserves a better bed than what he had in this episode.

[Meep1111]

I miss Valmont.

[LONGDOM28]

ONE MORE THING

[TheX137]

how come when the henchmen were auditioning to be Draco's henchmen, they could defeat everyone at the garage, but they can't defeat a little girl & an old man?

[LOLAtFatGirls]

@TheX137 Because Jade and Uncle have the luck on the good guy on their side.

[FunkyFunify]

That crab looks like a demon and it has red eyes like a demon

[benb1012]

Jackie nows how to make comedy!!!!

[dyslexickig01]

that lobster monster would make such a cool demon

[AscendedBeyond]

FUCK JADE

[yue12321]

8:42 most epic scream ever.

[dablueman21]

they're changing the theme song a little too much...

[Mooofypoo]

I love Drago's chi puns..

[SlargTheGnome]

GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!!

[Gnorcteen1]

UNCLE IS NOT INFECTIOUS!!

[Gnorcteen1]

uncle sez AWWW like Jade. lol XD

[arsalan639]

3:08 dragon talisman

[animefanlover4]

Hey I thought that Thoru is going to have seasick 0_0

[manuboy9]

@animefanlover4 All I know is that he hates fish. I don't remember him being seasick.

[animefanlover4]

@manuboy9 Go to the episode "Pleasure Cruise" and you'll see Thoru getting saesick. :)

[DrLachrymose]

I hate those three people.

I will summon Chow, Ratso and Finn.

Gan! Ran! Chuoy!Destroy them!

[phoenixfirex]

Did that Lobster Eat Radioactive Waste or Something?

[dogsrule9908]

@phoenixfirex no its deap sea creatures that no one has ever sean before

[99fredguy]

Ohhh so is that garlic!!!!

[TheNayeemul]

ni cibai so late

[3fatkid]

what's with the hidden dragon talismans in this season? some kind of sweepstakes kids WB had?

[DublinzFinest]

3.10 dragon talisman

[chadalchandelier]

couldnt they just use the horse talisman on uncle?

[Fuzzy1234510]

This show is not only Jackie Chan adventures anymore. It is also "Where's Wally?: Dragon Talisman edition."

[dramastar1000]

'Hi Jackiee!' XD ROFL!! i luv Uncle!!

[Monteze94]

lmao this guy called them snow bunnies haha

[koanlover]

isnt that the same sub from the last oni mask?

[SpeedTyper101]

Whats a castanet?

4:25 drago's face is cute right there

6:20 i didnt think they could build one

[comfighter4]

7:20 *Opens locker* Jade: "Hi jackie!"

7:43 *Opens another locker* Uncle: "Hi Jackie!"

[phych64]

wait, why don't those guys use their super dragon powers that they got when they were recruited?

[punisher2910]

Uncle:Demon Chi Is So Powerful

Captain Black: So Is That Garlic

LOOOOl

[hajitwoface]

They were just at Section 13. Surely they could've used the Horse Talisman to heal Uncle from his cold.

[yue12321]

@hajitwoface Magic is not to be played with.

[Shigofumi7163]

@hajitwoface

maybe they wanna try old style??? x3

[MsBlackRose07]

@hajitwoface Uncle doesn't like abusing magic.

[ryhi5]

@hajitwoface IKR there were tons of situations throughout the entire series where they could have used the talismans to solve their problems but they just didn't!

[MikoyCreator]

Wouldn't Drago's lawn be all burned up in ashes?

[lizzmil]

Uncle: Uncles toes are chilliii Put some socks on god damnit!

[ladyhart21]

opens locker door

Uncle: Hi Jackie!

lol Uncle pulled a Jade :P

[iKoda64]

whats with all the random dragon talismens????

[MikoyCreator]

@iKoda64 I think it's because it the symbol for this show ^^

[amnthorn]

ok i still can't figer out why uncle needs that much garlick it just stinks P.U !

[Thehelpfuldude]

They can't just use the horse tailsman to heal uncle? -.-

[agkmark]

@Thehelpfuldude You need to stop thinking logically.....

[Themissvicky2010]

@agkmark

yeah but it's a person who wrote the story xD so he could have think a bit hahahaha

[s9gangsta786]

crab must defeat crab looooooooooooooool

[GuruGulu]

Why is there a giant lobster?

[burningtaco1]

3:12 lol dragon talisman

[xxMastaXofXDisastaXX]

doesnt the Titanc have a nude scene. Jade watched that 12 times ...

[iamtrash123]

wheres hak fu

[MrPerfect2000Z]

That sub actually looks pretty good when you consider its made up of Junk

Doesn't explain how they tested it for underwater use but this is a cartoon where logic takes a backseat to fun

[pantstelly93]

where would ancient chinese people get ahold of a spanish/mexican percussion instrument?!

[SicEmPride]

@pantstelly93 The Silk Roads are vast in distance and culture.

[pantstelly93]

@SicEmPride yeh so where exactly would they have got castinets in ancient china

[SicEmPride]

@pantstelly93 Most likely through a vast amount of trading that eventually ended up in ancient china. One salesmen meets with another that may own a pair. Remember too that they may have also been so unusual to the ancient chinese salesmen or trader, that he had to have them.

Of course this is all just in theory from an 18 year old kid that enjoys his old cartoons.

[kennylee12313]

Ahh, so Drago has a weakness. Doesn't like water? :D

5:53 I have a feeling Uncle and Jade are going to team up.

[getefix3]

at least the dark hand had funds

[windragon50]

I donno why uncle gets surprised when a new demon chi is found, i mean, aren't they all equally as bad??

[toonmario64]

Rock lobster?

[Rayquaza911]

Horse Talisman would cure Uncle...

[vergilheartnet]

@Rayquaza911 ONE MORE THING.........ONE MORE THING..............ONE MORE THING, AAAAAAAh, JUST use the HORSE TALISMAN TO CuRE UNCLE!!!!

[SKpivot]

"and where do u think you 3 snow bunnies are off to..."

"Were gonna bust the move on some new powder..dog!"

"wrong awnser...Doggg" -shoots fire ball-

HAHA XD

[Prince204060]

i wonder how drago would look with the earth demon chi

[tjcard101]

2 things.

1: If the enforcers were here, they would've given draco submarine sandwiches.

2: I thought Tohru gets seasick.

[ISN1P3DI]

*tinkle tinkle* One more thinng!

[174Anime]

so they need uncle for the chi spell there already in section 13 but they cant just get the horse talismin?

[SKpivot]

@174Anime "hold up D these 2 got MAD skills!"

"there gonna have mad scars..."

[SadisticFruitcake]

If Jade saw the movie Titanic 12 times, I'd say she completely have been wasting her time and life - it's not even worth watching the first time. Pardon me, but I was forced into watching it x_X

[ab14967]

@SadisticFruitcake It depends on which one.

[rohitcharli]

we dont ski till we dig some chi XD

[Mammalmage]

Jade: I saw the Titanic twelve times. That makes me an expert on sunken treasure.

No, that makes you an expert on 1920s sex.

[buddygoogle]

Is it just me, or does that crab look more like a lobster?

[dragonboy492]

they uesd the submarine in season 4

[dime363]

building submarines 5 minutes in a junkyard? that is some hardcore shit

[12364011]

all of this movies are cool



[Starfire92]

uncle is beast

[jlatinoheatv]

dragon talisman at 3:12

why r they everywhere!?!?!!

[teriboomer]

@jlatinoheatv it's an easter egg in season five

[Luhkaun]

oh , iRemember ! for this season , they had a contest thing 2 see how many dragon talaesmans there were .

[bertthebetrayer]

They put a standard car exhaust pipe on a submarine. :x

[dragonboy492]

@bertthebetrayer they used section 13 submarine in season

[dragonboy492]

@bertthebetrayer they used section 13 submarine in season 4

[YoukoTaichou]

That lobster monster thing reminds of Ebirah.

[TubHnubQub91]

that's not a crab... that's a lobster

[Surfer669]

Isn't Jade too young to see Titanic even once?

[bob36442512]

@Surfer669 yeah but she's jade she doesn't listen to anyone. and she never does nothing.

[Michaelmyersrulz]

@Surfer669 she's like 13

[Heart37715]

Dragon talismon 3:16

[drags188]

not exactly my cup of chi lol made me giggle.

[loppytaffy]

'not my cup of chi' lol.

i dont get why Jackie never takes Jade anymore, and why she is never useful, in the first two seasons she was mondo coolio, now even Paco seems better than her, and HER J-Team is going on missions without her- thats kile the Justice League without Bats or Supes!

[rarol2122]

yo at 3:14 dragon talisman top right coner

[yukkelover]

at 7:46 jackie says UNCOOL! not uncle

[thecoolmariobros]

7:44

That part was funny

[cobra8567]

titanic ends in the same thing then captin black say its not cause it ends in anic titanic does in anic

[GuruGulu]

I LOVE this chi

[dbzkid714]

8:34 lol uncle seems to be happy about the idea of being killed by a giant lobster XD

[cobra8567]

4 realz

[dogsrule9908]

@dbzkid714 he wasnt to eat it i bet :)

[Auron12786]

Uncle pulls a Jade :p

[alirulesu]

talisman in every episode

[fuadhyder]

Lol, the whole pack came to the submarine. After they specifically planned out everything in section 13.

[liban104]

gooooooooo jade

[MrWhitman]

"2000 LEAGUES under the sea?!" I know it's a reference to the book but LEAGUES measure straight distance. FATHOMS measures depth. So Jackie shoulid have said they were 2000 FATHOMS under the sea.

[mrw00tness]

"Crab must defeat crab!" lol

[SupernovaCelestial]

haha...Uncle takes Jade's "Hi Jackie" this episode. XD

[rojasboy123]

dragon talisman at 3:10

[bambamhumper]

he doesnt because the episode ends...

[19torento]

Somebody should tell Uncle to read "The Andromeda Strain".

Sure hope Batman never hears about this... They forgot their anti giant crab spray!

[artificialexistence]

Great book XD

[lazynub5]

lmao water skiing from sub in da artic

[DragaThunderBats]

i likez tigs ve ry much

[ezzrraa1]

dragon talisman at 3:07

[KingZolem]

Good eye.

[Superduderichie]

i prefer finn ratso and chow to the 'new' enforcers, they were much better.

[TheCruelPrince]

The new enforcers are lame. Two almost never talk and Strike Masta Ice is annoying as fuck! Finn, Chow, and Ratso were actually funny!

[jakeneshino]

@TheCruelPrince i agree about the new guys... but its the cartoon makers way of trying to keep up with 'kids today' its not right.. i hate the way they talk..

[Nikkicoolkitty]

@TheCruelPrince they're not new enforcers hon. they're the ice gang, the enforcers are unique to themselves, and... not funny? are you kidding? have you seen all the episodes and actually paid attention without bias?

[Michaelmyersrulz]

@Nikkicoolkitty u got  it NCK. the Ice crew are unique and so are the enforcers. they're meant to be different because Drago is a different kind of villain.

for all their flaws, drago and the Ice Gang are actualy the most successful and competent villians in the show.

[cheftoniFTW]

@TheCruelPrince Strike mastah Ice is only good at one thing...and it's to be cool...AS ICE!

[subway987]

@TheCruelPrince That gansta talk is really stupid.

[J33w]

@TheCruelPrince I know :( i miss them

[ab14967]

@TheCruelPrince Does Finn, Chow, and Ratso ever come back?

[TheCruelPrince]

@ab14967 As enforcers, no. They are in the show near the end though.

[CarnEHge]

@TheCruelPrince the voice actor that plays them probably left so they went with a new actor(s)

[chazzaaapimp]

@TheCruelPrince ye idd they tred to substitute them to make them more henchman like, but it backfired big time, boring and gay.

[InuyashaKagomae4ever]

@TheCruelPrince Finn was my favorite. I miss the Enforcers T^T

[ginta945]

One More Thing!

[noblefighter89]

ooooooooone mooooooooooooooore thing

[Jailbird213]

look at da dragon talisman at 3:10 lmao its jus dere

[a1465]

Some fresh powder... he probably ment some coke lol what a pizza boy lozer

[kiingkawng]

i think this is the first time i heard one of those dragon guys speak besides ice dude.,

[rosanoisapimp]

what is jade talking about the titanic has nothing to do with treasure

[smerfYEA]

heart of the ocean? that blue necklace that hehe kate winslet wore in the charcoal drawing.

pretty valuable if you ask me

[mes20]

It seems like in the first two seasons Uncle spoke louder and said spells faster. Now he speaks really quietly and says spells really slow.

[silvermario15]

mes its cuz uncle is getting old, one more thing, he surely does

[LennGoodmun]

Thunder isn't a power. Its just a loud noise.  Now lightning...That's a power!

[rosanoisapimp]

the noise can make u explode

[LTFrostbite]

Noise can kill you, you know that right

[cooldude56g]

lets go over what a loud noise can do.

the shockwaves can crush a building

the pressure can kill you or implode you

the noise can make you go deaf

shall i continue?

[jigglypuffdude]

yes you shall

[Rummyplayer]

gigantic crab monster and pimped out sub? man the writers are getting reallly creative with this episode.

[ronanL10]

if i was Fist or Cobra, i'd imeediatly find a place that builds submarines. why are they henchmen when they could get rich by building subs? :P

[shedinja1994]

yay, titanic

[bskulldragon100]

ochianic

[shedinja1994]

who am I?

ahjaaaaaaaaaa

and another thing

[thealliesarejews]

i seriously love how drago is actually pretty chill with his fellow partners.

[higui20]

loooooooooooooool, 7:45 the old jade, i wonder were did the surprising hi jackie came from...XDXD....!!

[SonofAbel]

GIANT ENEMY CRAB.

Straight from the pages of Ancient Chinese History!

[bob36442512]

how could jade watch the movie titanic she is too young, but she never listens so she must have watched it.

[icydreamers]

i thought she liked watching fighting movies not love movies or romantic

[bob36442512]

well she also is a girl so she must have wanted to watch it.

[donutdude7777]

Uncle-Hi Jackie wow I totally lol'ed at that moment

[vodkaprince159]

so jade gets her disobedience from uncle. lmao

[fuckmook22]

i like the idea of gangsta dragons, but the problem with these new enforcers is that they all have the same personality. finn, chow and ratso all had different personalities, thats what made them great together.

[rapidash44]

uncle would say - Uncle doesnt like hippity hoppity dragons!!

[bob36442512]

i know i miss the old enforcers they were much better then these strange weirdos

[Necrofear666]

i agree.....dawg

[fuckmook22]

drago's my cup of chi :P

[alisame123]

What are all the demon names? I only know Bai Tsa, Shendu, and... I don't know how to spell it, but Dai Gui.

[alisame123]

Oh, and I only know the Sky demon's human name; Seamore.

[magiciangirl11]

Bai Tsa

Tchang Zu

Hsi Wu

Po Kong

Xiao Fung

Tso Lan

Dai Gui

ShenDu

[alisame123]

Oh thanks! Nice!

[deathdude650]

why does everything evil have red eyes

[alisame123]

Lol, who knows.

[deathdude650]

love this episode

[trixzareforkidz]

ugghh random dragon talismans@

[couray1]

UR UGLY