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From: Patriarch917
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  • I WOULDN'T DIEEEE.

  • It's halo halo2 halo3

  • 55 people had a Spartan Laser

  • 55peoples are gay like justin biber

  • 0:52. Soda Machines?

  • Two top comments are almost the same.

    wat.

  • i wud get a one shot kill with a magNUM crack a high

  • if you could sing if you could sing...

  • How did you make this so great

  • This makes me happy that it was made on Halo 2. :)

    I miss the Halo 2 online days. Those were the best!

  • noob

  • 55 people got shot in the feet and sniped as soon as they spawned.

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  • Me 2

  • I remember listening to this 3 years ago...

  • LOL!

    

  • 55 people got shot in the feet

  • i havent hear if i had a million dollars in a long time Now this nice

  • If I hHad a Rocket Launcher.

    Lol

  • does anyone know where i can get the music to this

  • I like the vidio

  • if i had a baguette launcher ...

  • I hated that they made me the plasma pistol guy. Goes against all my Halo standards. haha

  • 54 People are COD addicts...

  • Best song ever......of all time.

  • if i had my m16...

  • lolz i have realtek audio manager on and iv got it on lowest pitch... sounds like elites are singing

  • How do you record like in this video in Halo 2 for Xbox? a little help, i want to make vids from halo.

  • 53 people didnt get a sniper rifle/rocket launcher/plasma pistol

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  • Not only did you spell the title "If I hHad a Rocket Launcher" at the end, but you also spelled your name 197, instead of 917. FAIL! xD

  • does any else wont to play Halo 2?!?!!?!?!?

  • whats the song in the credits called ?

  • 52 People never got a rocket launcher.

  • Really great. Now try doing the same with a Spartan laser, the gravity hammer, and any third weapon you want.

  • love the energy sword pops out at 1:10

  • it said once if i had a sniper pistol

  • .......................

  • 50 people spawned with a pistol.

  • Love it

  • if i had an smg......... I would pis of scoped weapons with my random spray.

  • @3:42

    Voicecrack =]

  • this vid is like the greatest besides nyan cat and oh hayabusa

  • @LightHunter01 i agree to that all the way like a double rainbow

  • Thanks. The song is a parody of "if I had a million dollars" by barenakedladies.

  • @Patriarch917 this is great i think you get some better audio

  • @Patriarch917 you are my hero

  • patriarch917 =d your an epic singer for one and two did you make up this song or is it a parody of another song? cause it sounds freaking like another song but i cant remember it >.<

  • who the heck is singing this =d hes an epic singer!

  • reach version 20 minuits doing every weapon!

  • If i had an armor lock, i just don't understand the gaaame

  • if i had a spartan laser....wait wrong game number

  • if i had any life i wouldn't watch this :D but i dont and i am!

  • how have I not seen this before now?!

  • if i had recon armour, i would look so epic!

  • @stickmasterwill i love my recon in halo3 but i dont wear it in reach

  • I love you guys :D no homo tho :P

  • If i had any skills

  • give robot his rockets back. lolz just a throw back to 2 bucks.

  • THE BEST SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This shouldn't be spamming my searching.

    I want to see the Marathon level that the halo 3 achievement was named after, but all I get is Halo crap.

  • "if they kept all the good gun in halo reach i would probably play more" <---yep amazing type singing right there

  • hahahahhahaha

  • if i had a m16

  • WORT WORT WORTTTT

  • if i had my spartan laser

  • Haha a great song halo-fied.

  • @REEEEEEACH oh really? because of the fact I hate shitty country music I'm a fag? I love halo but the original song sucks balls meaning this one cannot physically be good because of the crappy tune,why not do a parody of a good song? anyways it is you who is the faggot for liking country music

  • 805 people missed the dislike button

  • @fartbrothers123

    dude it's not country!

    it's EPIC MUSIC! :D

  • Typo at 0:02

    You put two 'h's in "had."

  • 45 people are the worst

  • omg this is genius :D

  • Epic fail in the start it is written wrong!

  • 3:41 With a magNUM

  • How can u not like this?

  • LOL in the begining it said, "If I hHad a Rocket Launcher" double "H", double rocket launcher

  • I hated the regular version but u ROCK!If I had a killing mod ... I wouldn't dieeeeeer!:)

  • Nice song better then the real version

  • If I had a focus rifle, I wouldn't die!

  • if I had a bat-tle rifle (If I had a bat-tle rifle)

    I'd 4-shot you in the head (oh, I'd 4-shot you in the head)

    

  • Well, you definitely won.

  • sweet!!!!!!!! if 8i had  a shotgun

  • if i have spartan laser

  • noob combo win ever

  • i like it!!!

  • this was awesoem

  • if i had a million dollars...

  • If i had a plasma gernade i wouldn't die!!!

  • know what i'm putting on my xmas list...rocket launcher

  • @redxTeam well they missed the like button because they where shot at the feet

  • @redxTeam

    45 people missed the Dis i like button.

  • Lol great thumbs up or die no jk lololololololololololololololo kook job guys

  • really nice song and video great job

  • Halo 2?

  • awsome

  • That actually sounds like the original song if you weren't paying attention to the lyrics

  • Awesome remake of that song

  • nice and funny

  • best halo song ever

  • Oh, that's clever! :)

  • Uuuuh, my brother said I look like a tired Asian man on Sunday.

  • Was that a guy standing on top of that building at 0:03? Did anyone else notice that?

  • @y0shiball106 yep

  • if I had a rocket launcher hmmmm... best bet there would be a me shaped bloody mess on the carpet

  • plz people donate to the rocket assocation with your help we can a less nooby halo so plz help victims of nooby itis

  • w00t!

  • if if had a sniper ri-fel i'd shoot the 41 ppl that disliked this vid-e-o

  • why did this song remind me of stairways to heaven?

  • If i had a Rocket Launcher....... .......I would kill the 41 fags that clicked dislike

  • if i had mySMGs

  • @hsmomof3 smgs stand for Sucky Machine Gun

  • @crazy76fishy <_<

  • Forty-one people came so hard when they saw this, that they jerked their mouses on top of the "dislike" button before clicking. This is the best song ever.

  • dude awesoer

  • You Know what sucks? I cant find Tabs (or even covers) for this song because there is another song with the same name by Bruce Cockburn (insert 11 year old humor here) from 1984, and it was fairly known, so any entry of "If I Had A Rocket Launcher" would show up in his name. I've been wanting to play this song for like 5 months now, yet I've know this song since 08. So, Patriarch, or anyone else that knows the song note for note, can you make tabs for me (and everyone else) PLEASE?? lol Thanks!!

  • 41 people dont have a rocket launcher

  • 41 ppl missed the like button

  • i love this vid it brings back my old memories of halo 2

  • lol

    thats so cool

    

  • lol

    

  • Did anyone notice when he said I'll get a 1 shot kill with a magnum he fired 3 times

  • @SirRiggsRvB it was funny when he sad magnum, he said it like he was in crack

  • @SirRiggsRvB lol he does fire 3 times but the other 2 times r after he died

  • lol it says if i hHad a rocket Launcher 0:03

  • @Haloninja26 and at the end

  • You can listen to this on play list type if i had a rocket launcher and the artist would be ... same goes with the smg song but type bungie

  • smgs > rockets...... other than that good song

  • i cant stop listening good job dude

  • R.I.P Halo 2 </3

  • nice  man

  • If I had a Rocket Launcher I couldn't have any more homework

  • 41 people must already have a Rocket Launcher

  • I think the song is good, the video is com se com sa- ok my french is bad, but it's not like I'm moving to QC or France. Definately was a good idea though

  • i sing this every time i get a Rocket Launcher kill

  • dude you're awsome i'm subbing also could i download these anywere

  • xD this song is nice

  • yea this is cool

  • Why is there not any new videos? They were awesome!

  • i love this

  • Aha this is great:P

  • hahahaha nice

  • wtf was all taht about lol so subscribing you rule

  • you ever considered americas got talent

  • i cried

  • the song was originally "if i had a million dollars"

  • 38 people like cod

  • if i had a million dollas

  • rockets are for noobs

  • @NooBTubeR56 Your name is NooBTubeR, you hypocritical ass.

  • @Shadowstep181 i dont noob tube i just chose the name out of impulse rly

  • @NooBTubeR56 That is like dating a guy, and not being called gay.

  • @Shadowstep181 no thats like picking a video game that you have never heard of and once you play it it sux so prty much i hate my youtube name

  • @NooBTubeR56 i get what your saying noobtuber is 1 of my names on xbox live

  • i love it

  • TEEBAG FAILlol

  • w8, wtf. a plasma pistol???

  • Potatoe skins

  • whats this a spoof uv i forgot

  • Double h in opening title

  • Make another one with a bunch of other weapons. and upload this one to grooveshark.

  • IF i had big fat tank, i win

  • Bass fish.

  • what he said. (below me)

  • I'd buy it.

  • I'd buy it.

  • I'd buy it.

  • I'd buy it.

  • Epic. Nuff said.

  • Epic. Nuff said.

  • Lol. Bruce Cockburn has a song named 'If I had a Rocket Launcher' FAIL AND A HALF

  • i subscribed to that shit

  • Hey patrich love your shot dude can I add u if u have a xbox 360 tell me your gamer tag if u have one

  • I was actually really scared when I clicked this. I honestly thought my favorite BNL song was going to be helplessly raped, maimed and slaughtered...

    but that was really well done!

  • @Asstricks Thanks very much.