Gary Gulman - Grapefruit

[ddumas401]

Gary will be at Nick's Comedy Stop in Boston on 12/24 and 12/25 performing his holiday special! Tickets on the Nick's website.

[llabtoof91]

My favorite standup comedian ever! 

[Pheenak]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEENDERSON!!!!!

[BrainRotMenacer]

HENDERSON!

[insanitystudio]

where was the part where he pretended to be the grapefruit and he asked grape if he could use his name for awhile and the grape said okay, but only if you stop fucking up my shit (in the fruit salad)

[TheParanormaIProject]

actually grapefruit is the shit it can make you lose weight when you eat it with the right foods im in love with grapefruit... I wanna have sex with grapefruit

[cvalir]

@TheParanormaIProject some men already do have sex with grapefruit lol :)



[letitride555]

even when im dead im a raisin

[Silverballer45ACP]

VILE!! yup...uhu...mmm

horrible fruit

[Goatoftheforest]

Grapefruit is the scourge of the fruit world. The other fruits should vote it off the island.

[1alphasam]

does he have a brother cause i fly fished with a guy named jack gulman who looked exactly like him.

[YTwatchdawg]

@1alphasam My suggestion, ask Jack. Just a hunch, but I bet he would know.

[aomoridave]

"I don't go rotten, I go raisin! How's that?"

[uglifroot]

Yea Grapefruits suck!

[oeufgwoieu]

if u brush your teeth with licorice root, an actual piece of root then drink OJ, the OJ tastes even better!

[kiwigrl89]

He is sooooo hot and funny!

[wishIwasnotAmuggle]

now whenever i here the worg grapefruit my mind immeditally thinks of this.

[ripizzo]

LOVE YOU GARY!!!

[kalie525]

i LOVE this skit!

[RiskyMinority73]

Is this guy popular or something? I tried forcing out a laugh, but couldn't.

[xkcbub286]

they didnt have the whole show here the end is so much funnier

[Beccathepromomami]

he is hilarious.

and sexy!

[JimHawkinsLover14]

He's SO funny! I love him!

[Zetsword]

Gary rules ^_^

[MissMarshmellow]

"oh, God! Colgate, enough with the tartar, it's under control. what i need you to do now is invent a toothpaste that allows me to drink orange juice within 6 hours of brushing my teeth. can you do that, good, make it so." lol, hilarious.

[lenmasonmedia]

Yeah the version on Sirius radio is much better! This doesn't do the bit justice AT ALL.

[doufeel]

I agree!

[AmericanCanuck1]

yeah thats what i thought. This on was ok but the one on sirius is awesome

[xkcbub286]

yes because in the end it says when the grape is talkin to the grapefruit it says STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHIT which was the best part.

[frollun2]

goddamn you grapefruit! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HADES!!!

[CrescentRoses]

I saw him on Premium Blend with Cory Kahaney and he was hilarious! Much funnier than this bit, but this one's still good.

[CactusWolf1983]

The only fruit worse than a grapefruit is a tomato.

[goldenfirewarrior]

LOL i LOVE GARY GULMAN but i dont understand 1 part does he mean that grapefruits motto is im bitter so now everyone isbitter and i hate that or does he hate the motto?

[lazzaraluver09]

I dont go rotten, I go raisin

lol I luv him he's hilarios!!!

[hamtaroboy2006]

lol evil nectar

[maccaroni628]

this was WAY better on sirius.... " everyone loves grapes...everyone shares grapes... Have you ever been turned down when asking for grapes ?! no. ..... its like popcorn except wAy Awesomer

[lamronebyhw]

This is WAY better on sirius! This is missing half of it... And that best part too

"Yeah, When we are in a fruit salad together... DONT FUCK UP MY SHIT!!!" lmao...

Still funny... but way better on Sirius 103.

[xxburningembers]

the grape... way to go, God

[dutchey11]

jeez this crowd is tough, when i first heard this on sirius radio i was roflmao

[AnnikaVoltaire]

he should be more popular! I LOVE this guy! I dislike Dane, tho- I think it's his attitude, he's too... aggressive. and his name is stupid.

[drunkguppy]

I never liked him on Last Comic Standing... but he's incredibly funny on "Boyish Man"... 'specially this little segment here.

[Spicydoughnut87]

He reminds me of Dane Cook

[jma125]

I agree, although he switches his subjects faster than Dane

[mcleanh1]

hilarious! Gary Gulman rules.

[garydre]

Could this crowd be any lamer...good lord.

[victimsofadown24]

good thing i didnt brush my teeth.....

[o21kiki]

Hes so funny.I wanna see him live so bad1€

[megzithegreat]

hey .. i like grapefruit : (

[wavethrush]

Gulman reminds me a lot of Daniel Tosh, but smoother in his delivery. I love him. Why is he not more popular? hopefully tourgasm will make him better known.

[summersings]

Oh my Lord. Exactly what I was thinking. ^^

[Jennsl602]

I love Gary too!! He is so funny!!!

[brookielynn0669]

i love gary :)