The Assumption Song (Official Video)

[cubicb3d]

this is so old, but hilarious!

[strangegothgirl]

Uhh yeah that was really dirty so I guess I have to go fuck myself!

[beccaboo661]

i showed this to my mom once... i got grounded-_-

[cubicb3d]

@beccaboo661 that's a good one!

[xXteehee08Xx]

it allways gets me

[devin952]

holy shit official or not its still god damn hillarious!!!!

[alha04101]

danm so funny X3

[thevianna100]

well looks like i have to fuck myself now :3

[xXteehee08Xx]

@thevianna100 nope we all do =3

[sjbrigoleandpsalm2]

keep clicking 3 xD

[Kybes2]

xDD



[dovahkiin77]

@Null10Aden

lol way to ryme in a song that makes you assume by thinking they make the next line dirty but instead it just leads to another line that isnt dirty and nvr rymes once even though thats the power behind the assumption... lol nice

[lockmewithbacon]

That was awesome.

[kayleighcolfer]

Oh my God I can't listen to this at school.

[The69criscris]

this is like the 100,000,000 time i heard this song and i still love it

[musicpianovoice101]

I am goin to find a way to put this on my ipod. This is my new fav song!!!

[The69criscris]

@musicpianovoice101 me too i love this song

[FordracerT11]

@musicpianovoice101 mp3 rocket



[Dustyfrab123]

this song is funny bc u no wat they r gonna say but then they dont

[Darkdestry]

@MultiSporelover 10 is Breast 12 is cunt/pussy cuz they said he spread whipped cream all over HER _____ so how can it be crotch as SHE dont have a crotch

[fencingblind]

@Darkdestry In humans, the crotch is loosely defined as the bottom of the pelvis, the region of the body where the legs join the torso, and is sometimes considered to include the groin and genitals. All humans have a crotch.

[Ribjaw9000]

u stole it

[Pdiminator]

@Ribjaw9000 Lol, this is the original, idiot.

[Ribjaw9000]

@Pdiminator its oney that did it not u

[Ribjaw9000]

@Ribjaw9000 i mean steven484 dident do it

[Pdiminator]

@Ribjaw9000 My bad.

[545bane327]

im so freaked out right now

[Pikpikaholik]

I just got the fact that if it rhymed it'd be dirty, even though I completely memorized the song(no life lol)

[xkillerjack]

THIS IS NOT HIS VIDEO

[GreysonChanceLovar]

@xkillerjack this aint anyones song its the official video durhh?

[2012yourlife]

in their pile of play thing is a gun... im so dirty minded

[BronzeChicken]

No, it's by Oneyng, you video stealing Whore.

[kimiko121]

haha clever little tune!

[Anime2Luvers]

so funny lolz



[TheAlmightyOctopus]

ur not even gunna give credit to the person who made this video and your calling it the, "official". your a dick

[ManBearPig31095]

@TheAlmightyOctopus If you were paying attention, then you would know that it does show who made the song at the end of the video.

[TheAlmightyOctopus]

@ManBearPig31095 Yes, but its not the "Official Video"

[Banjokazooie42]

thumbs up if u were waiting for them to say sumtin dirty

[steven484]

@FilmerMikeP

your obviously the pathetic one who is pointing out the obvious

[steven484]

@steven484 oh yeah and block communications and remove comment have a nice fucking day

[blutak333]

well I better go f*** myself then lol

awsome song man

[CoolKillerClan]

you add to tink durty to make this song

[Robotix332]

showed this to my dirty minded friends - they SERIOUSLY need to go **** theirselves!

[SKEL45]

... wow

[tarry7689]

Thought I did,

[tarry7689]

I have such a dirtier mind than I

[absolutezero1000]

Can sombody actually make this song but with all the words you actually think they are going to say? please!

[stilletogirl100]

I love this song so much really made my day...but I realise now I have a really dirty mind! LOL

[rwildcat23]

this song is awesome



[GSboyNEO]

Stolen

[cowboysrock2009]

i was turned on when i saw this and still didnt think wrong O.o

[Itsover90]

This is OneyNG's video. If you see this comment, please watch the REAL one instead of this copied shit.

[shallowmerger]

You stole it. Fag.

[Cookie19Monster10]

LOOOOOL

[x3z8]

LOL.

I kept falling for it.

I feel stupid now.

[toastersstoast]

I like how its the official video but the quality is crappier than normal.

Give credit to oneyg

[ringmasterll]

epic awesome...should learn a lil guitar part and play this hahaha

[joshuaconnolly2110]

very assumptiony

[raylynhannahkayemme]

@GameRock123 maybe i wanna! my parents don't care!

[noobgotgame]

orginal video? go 1:26 onyg made this

[TeRRaXcHAn]

1:27 if you think this is dirty you can go f*@% yourself!!! lolz

[waterdragon208]

What's with all the little kids competing to see who understood this at the youngest age? Who gives a shit?!

[fdmcheer967]

@waterdragon208 not me



[raylynhannahkayemme]

i'm 10 and i knew this when i was 7

[raylynhannahkayemme]

@GameRock123 oh! i know. you wanna date! and have ***

[Genofan96]

im 11 and i understand EVERYTHING

[raylynhannahkayemme]

@GameRock123 i am and i'm a girl

[3000jack]

is 0:23 and she should them her ass? because i swear its a diffrent word just cant think of one 

[GUITARPLAYAx93x]

@3000jack Snatch possibly?

[daisyfan10198]

@3000jack grass

[Frenando50]

When i understude the meaning of the song i looked like this 0.0

[kendog841]

i love this song

[finalwhish]

WHO HAS THE TIME TO MAKE A SONG AND GET IT PUBLISHED LIKE THIS!?!?!?!?!

[chittychangbang]

this is better than rebecca black-friday. okay, so be right back, need to go screw myself :)

[GnRJosh]

I showed my parents this video and i got grounded.This is kinda a bad song.

[ljdtnt]

he stole this from OneyNg

[Zdbman1125]

Whats it mean at 1:22?

[steven484]

@Zdbman1125

he spread ____ all over her______

[guitargrinder1]

@steven484 he spread what all over her croch

[Spengular]

@Zdbman1125 then he spread whipped cream all over her crotch

[logonster1]

@Zdbman1125 crotch as in her vaginal area

[ahmedfly98]

@Zdbman1125 spread cum over her pussy

[MissReflex16]

@Zdbman1125 crotch

[CaptainSuicide14]

@Zdbman1125 then he'd spread whipped cream all over her crotch

[HARRISERv2]

@Zdbman1125 Crotch.

[INSERTaccountHERE]

@Zdbman1125 meanz ur fuckn stuipid

[DaSnEaKyOnE1]

@Zdbman1125 spread whipped cream over her crotch

[512ChoppedAndScrewed]

@Zdbman1125 he spread cream all over her crotch -_-

[CaleMonster]

@Zdbman1125 crotch



[JacksonComedyStudios]

@Zdbman1125

scotch rhymes with crotch. lol

[MyCrash97]

all of you people can suck on this rock

[noelleluv13]

:O! they were going to call that girl near the creek a whore! i didnt think she was a pretty young creature thats for sure.......

[willeyd1997]

0:33 whats she doing with her hands? Bowchicka wow wow!

[DamnFlippers]

@willeyd1997

she was explaining her new way to bring up her kids so they would not spit

[10Fruityloops]

epic

[KatsumakiKupo]

the only thing dirty in that song was the end XDDD (except for the assumptions lol)

[WYTY1116]

i definitely need to go F**K myself .. i feel so so so corrupted ..

[Rebbyismint]

@WYTY1116 me too :/

[ironbrawl]

i dont get the part at 0.54

[darkovia2]

she sucked his dick lol



[MishMash987]

it was a joke.... im 14.

[Changchey]

AAAAH SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME I KNOW THE ASSUMPTION AT 1:02 NOW!

[x6GreenDayLover6x]

I LOVE this song!! xDDD I couldn't stop laughing

[luke16006]

White Fluffy duck she said She was finding a new way to suck on the bboys lollypop in their pocket that was in there closet right next the the naked oiled asians

[ilovedinosaurs8]

I'll bet anything MishMash987 is not an 8 year old girl. 40 year old man perhaps

[webheads09]

This is hella funny everyone ahould watch this

She bent over and sucks on his candy hahahahah

[PIEpiePIE02]

I guess 6 people are gonna go f***k themselves

[Doughnut1011]

poor mishmash, in about 6 years he will be roaming you tube, he will see this video and say to himself, "hey, maybe now i will get it." he will get off the computer with a different perspective.

[thebeccanator666]

My friends and I love this song! We sing it all the time!!!

[PIEpiePIE02]

I guess 6 people are gonna go f***k themselves...

[darksage502]

xD I love this song xD

[vizwoz4ever]

still don't get it :0

[mosesurizar]

lol, this is funny

[CupcakeDevil143]

LOFL

[bootyballs12]

What Rhymes with grass?

Finger nail of corse!

[joshua6410]

what rhymes with grass?

[brandeezy108]

@joshua6410 ass

[CaseyFace013]

Wow im 12 and get everthing they were saying xD some 13 year old didnt even get it...

[narutosas007]

@CaseyFace013 good for you !! i guess

[iLLuZioNsiiNz]

@CaseyFace013 im 9 and understand TRUE STORY

[VineFynn]

@CaseyFace013 You're sure 12 alright, if you think age indicates maturity.

[samorrone1515]

@CaseyFace013 do you think you sweet

[CheckerCubes]

@CaseyFace013

You remind me of... Me...

[CaseyFace013]

@CheckerCubes

oh thats creepy o.o

[AlaskaBoyAlex]

The boys were shoveling what? it's supposed to ryme with spit? 0:40

[thehontry1fan14]

@AlaskaBoyAlex sh*t xD I didn't get it at first either

[CTbeliebers]

0:47 like ummm, thats not a eye! lmao

[brandeezy108]

@CTbeliebers it looks like she's grabbing a duck in the pond from behind and it's looking back at her.

[hot8990798]

Lol the first time I heard this song I was like AWESOME!! And I still love it

[JOBROS1116]

that whole song is not what i was thinking so i guess i need 2 go fuck myself!

lmfao

[Lechamovids]

0:47 i mean.

[Lechamovids]

0:49 that's NOT an eye...

[luckystar11296]

I'm thinking of the dirty words in my head while it played :D

[MishMash987]

OMG STOP REPLYING TO MY OLD COMMENT! IM NOT BLOODY 8 I WAS MAKING A JOKE!!!!! shit...

[HabboLoverr]

@MishMash987 I was like you but when my sis told my at the age of 10 she exsplained it to me and then i almost barfed but im 18 now and i still thank her...........................­.....whatever :) but just wait T_T

[xxPurpleLlamasxx]

hahaha XD

[ashleygainer]

LMAO soo falarious

[OutcastJake]

I need to go F*ck myself

[TheFuNkYThing101]

@OutcastJake me too!!! ha i was like laughing and it was just soooooo wrong

[fdmcheer967]

@OutcastJake i know right ... same here !

[Gfgyipenguin]

funny

[giomctitties]

my mind is so dirty

[evdocter]

dat was da bomb!!!

[kickmaster7]

@Changchey "She'll show him her cunt."

[SPEETHER]

0:47

[posidon100]

is this by the same guy who made 'look at my horse, my horse is amazing'?

[uwthecactus]

@posidon100 dunno if some1 beat me 2 it, but its by Arrogant Worms

[luverpup13]

Lol, my friends sing this at school ALL the time! I finaly took some time away from the smosh vuds to watch this.

My comment of the vid: ..............

[ZwinkyObsessedNerd]

just 2 let u know u stole this video :D

[FlipDaShip98]

hahaha

[MishMash987]

haha guys im not 8 i lied XD im 13 yeh i totally get this video there was an old farmer who lived on a rock he sat in the meadow just shaking his C___ fist

[xoxHannahJenkinsxox]

He was fapping. 

[somerandomcrap0718]

Ooh ouch magicpatatoe

[magicpatatoe]

i showed this to my my 4 year old brother, he sang it to my mom you know the rest

[mellowjello28]

@yoshifan118. What r u talking about. My dad is a soccer coach for 6 year olds and at practice the golie kept on saying "suck my balls b***c!!!!!" so even 6 year olds will laugh at this stuff.

[TheSpunkiesxxx]

heh. heh. XD

[Changchey]

whats the assumption at 1:02?

[steven484]

@Changchey

hell show him her...... and she lifts he skirt

[iFawkChu]

@Changchey she'd show him her cunt.

[JackZwierzchowski]

@Changchey cunt

[MishMash987]

@Changchey c*nt

[twinblade302]

@Changchey c*nt

[Grandmotherwest]

@Changchey assmption = cunt

[guydudeasian]

@Changchey It starts with a c and rhymes with "hunt".

[fightthepower910]

@Changchey cunt

[TheEliteGuy]

@Changchey he show him her cun*

[chilleffect]

@Changchey I believe it was cunt.

[Ramsto6]

@Changchey ask your mom

[ManSteel13]

@Changchey "with a big fence out front, if he asked her politely she'd show him her (cunt)"