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  • Notice HOW FANATICAL and BIASED she is ! Her VOICE INTONATION had modified AGAINST CHRISTIAN CATHOLIC CHURCH. She is a FANATICAL ANTICATHOLIC person! She BECAME MENTALLY SICK and INTELECTUALLY LOCKED and LIMITED. A fanatical anticatholic person has HARDER TROUBLE with SCIENCE. -Notice and dont become an anticatholic person! Its EVIL!

  • Only idiots combat christian catholic church because ANTICHRIST is an ANTI-CATHOLIC ALLIED FORCE.

  • HA ha! Your'e pretty clever.Peace be with you.

  • you know whats really sad, i think that the actual sarah palin thinks this

  • u freaking milf !!!

  • stupid and hateful!

  • let me rephrase it: The FIRST BIBLE was BASED from CAtholic bible

  • WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE THE CATHOLICS? ARE U GOD? EVEN JESUS CHRIST DID NOT JUDGE MARY MAGDALENE!! AS JESUS SAID WHOEVER AMONG YOU WHO DO NOT SIN CAN THROW STONE OF THIS WOMAN?

    WHOEVER BELIEVES IN JESUS CHRIST ARE CHRISTIANS! EVEN FROM THE EARLY CHRISTIANS THE FIRST ORIGINAL BIBLE WAS CREATED BY CATHOLICS, WHEN MARTHIN LUTHER CAME HE STARTED TO CHANGE THE BIBLE! GO BACK TO YOUR HISTORY AND LITERATURE MS. PALIN, YOU R JUST A SELF PROCLAIMER NOT FROM GOD! BCOZ IF YOU ARE, GOD NEVER TEACHES THS WAY

  • We'll see at the end of the wprld.i lust for you mercy. its supposed to be evil but im human and have desires. i want to compulate witb you.i'd never sale you out tho.im with you all tha way. . . .

  • Catholics are so silly :).

  • Yes its funny, sort of, but the fact is Mormons,Catholics Jehovahwitness, Adventists ALL these false systems ADD to the Word of God, You have have no idea whats coming to them for doing this and All unbelievers not so much for mocking but for rejecting the free gift Christ offers.

  • Yes its funny, sort of, but the fact is Mormons,Catholics Jehovahwitness, Adventists ALL these false systems ADD to the Word of God, You have have no idea whats coming to them for doing this and All unbelievers not so much for mocking but for rejecting the free gift Christ offers.

  • by homosexual alien satanist... and those aliens illegal.. hahhahaa. great vid

  • @ericksdce56 ~ Thanks! =) Sadly, judging by some of the other comments, you're in the minority as far as people who get that this IS a joke! Sigh. Who knew I was SO convincing?? ; )

  • I don't think this video is very Christian like... Hating on other people that we're supposed to call eachother our brothers and sisters? It just doesn't seem right to me...

  • It is so simple... The Catholic Church does not follow the original 10 commandments.

  • @naranarayan5 Oh really? Out of my Catholic Bible (Douay-Rheims Translation) and my old Bible from when I was still a Protestant (New Living Translation), and ten out of ten of the Commandments match up. Look it up.

  • @Killermuffin1

    type catechism commandments on google and go to the vaticans website to research more on the matter.

  • I am not religious and belong to no religion, but I have talked with many Christians all over the world, orthodox, protestant, Church of England and concluded that Catholics are the true Christians. I challenge any denomination all the protestants and Orthodox to meet and study their bible very well and all together go and have a debate against Catholics in the Vatican providing Catholics of the middle east are present in that debate just in case the protestants want to bring Jews with them!!!

  • without catholics there's no bible the they made a lot of copies of it to keep away from any tribals/vandals, who you think was going to preserves the words of the prophet and of the apostles for christians?

  • i almost believed this to be real. Especially w/ the "with one stroke of my pen" part.

  • @kmelfina~ I will take that as a complement ; ) There are two other "Bibleside Chats" in the series, hope you enjoy...or are horrified...or...something!  =)

  • Double hell! lol

  • Your time is more well spent glorifying God that bashing others who believe in the same savior. (Don't fight fire with fire). Pray for those who persecute you and love your enemies. As well, Sara probably stands up more for Catholic values than Democrats, so why would you bash someone who is standing up for your values, unless, of course, they aren't yours.

  • Joe Biden is not Catholic. He claims to be Catholic but to be Catholic one must actually believe what The Holy Catholic Church teaches and people like pelosi and biden do not.

  • catholics are all going to hell forever, and that my friends is in the bible. catholics worship ashtarte, anubis, aphrodite, quetzlocoatl of the aztecs, and that is why catholics love abortion because quetzcoatl required baby sacrifice. also the popes have torutured and executed about 1-2-3 billion christians for simply owning a bible.

  • @MegaFaithalone uh, newsflash. Catholics don't like abortions. or are you just making a joke?

  • Catholicism manipulated the scriptures to their convinience and mixed it with paganism, protestants changed the scriptures even more; you have to be both blind and stupid to find fault in your neighbor. It doesn't matter in what religion you were born, what matters is that you use religion for the right purpose

  • @gleonardops catholics also sacrifice dead aborted babies on their altars at 'holy' mass. I know people who have seen this, with their own eyes.

  • @MegaFaithalone They hate abortion so maybe what you saw was a funeral where they were praying for the baby's soul or grieving for the baby like most funerals have the body at the front of the church for people to come by and pay last respects to?

  • I think you are SATAn'S wife.....there is no perfect human made bible, exept god himself made it... who ever atack the holy catholic and apostolic church is a devil that against jesus christ protestantism is a false prophet away from jesus teaching. human has it own mission on this world like jesus as human god, but jesus will come as he said and he is the only perfect human that ever exit .

  • I think you are SATAN'S wife that exit on earth. there is no any perfect bible god the one himself made the bible.

  • I'd not mind being a Catholic and sharing in the sacrament of marriage with a good looking good humored girl like you! We'd need to know your monthly cycle though because I'd be wanting to get up in your business with my staff in that unprotected Catholic way about 24 hours a day!

  • ah protestants when will they ever learn, we don't pray at the pope we pray for him and his well being, we have saints NOT idols, we believe in God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and Mary, NOT satan, this is the 1st christian religion (given to us by christ) and no matter how much you try and deny it but at one time your european forefathers were once cathoilc!

  • QUESTION FOLKS I GOT TWO CATHOLIC FRIENDS WHO FIGHT AMONGST EACH OTHER. BILL OWNES A 100.00 STATUE OF MARY (WHICH WASNT KISSED AND "BLESSED")BY THE POPE, AND MY OTHER FRIEND TOM HAS THE SAME STATUE EXCEPT HIS STATUE COST 600.00 BECAUSE IT WAS KISSED AND "BLESSED" BY THE POPE. SO WHICH FRIEND WITH THE IDOL IS GREATEST IN THE KINGDOM OF GOD! THE ONE THAT PAID 600 OR THE FRIEND WHO ONLY PAID 100.00 WHOS GREATEST AMONGST THE IDOL OWNERS? WAIT ISNT THERE A COMMANDMENT IN THE BIBLE THAT SAYS IDOLATRY

  • @spywareboss New Living Translation (©2007) Ezekiel 23:49

    You will be fully repaid for all your prostitution--your worship of idols. Yes, you will suffer the full penalty. Then you will know that I am the Sovereign LORD." Douay-Rheims Bible

    And they shall render your wickedness upon you, and you shall bear the sins of your idols: and you shall know that I am the Lord God.

  • HAS ANYONE ever asked themselves why so many religions? well you see if by chance you discover that the catholics are part of the beast system and commit idolatry then satan wants to keep you in his system so here comes the jw religion to the rescue! so many catholics who almost figured out his scam but satan was a little smarter. he has a "BUFFET" OF RELIGIONS to tempt you with. but ultimately you know what idolatry is and if you stay in satans SUN-DAY BUFFET then he has you PERIOD!

  • @spywareboss and 'roman' popes have executed about 3 billion people in the dark ages just for reading the bible

  • @MegaFaithalone How is that even possible? Europe is at its greatest population now and there are only about 830.4 million people, so how could the Pope kill 3 billion?

  • THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS PART OF SATANS SUNDAY BUFFET BABYLONIAN WORSHIP SYSTEM. ITS MEMBERS ARE DEDICATED TO ITS IDOLS OF SILVER AND BRASS AND OF GOLD. STATUES OF MARY DESIGNED TO BRING YAHWEH AND YAHUSHUA TO ANGER. YOU AGENTS OF DECEPTION HAVE 7 BOWLS OF YAHWEH ANGER FOR GOING ALONG WITH THE BEAST. YOU DO NOT READ YOUR SCRIPTURES NOR DO YOU PRAY TO THE ELOHEIM OF OUR ANCESTORS. CATHOLIC ITS UNIVERSAL U SAY IDOLATRY IS UNIVERSAL WELL SO ARE YAHWEH 7 BOWLS OF UNDILUTED WRATH! WOE WOE UNTO YOU

  • 600.00 FOR A STATUE OF MARY BLESSED BY THE POPE. WHY IF YOU ASK ME THATS EXPENSIVE. YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR GOD THE POPE TO LOWER THE PRICE TO THE STATUE TO 200.00. ITS ALMOST LIKE THEY WANT YOUR MONEY AND SOUL! GEESH NO WONDER THE BEAST IS COVERED IN SCARLET AND PURPLE. AND A GOLDER CUP FULL OF ABOMINATION. WHAT HAPPENS TO THE POOR CATHOLIC WHO CAN ONLY AFFORD THE 100 DOLLAR MARY STATUE INSTEAD? ITS NOT KISSED BY THE POPE,GUESS IS PURGATORY FOR U SUCKER WE FOOLED YA TOOK YOUR MONEY AND SOUL.

  • @spywareboss You're a liar.

    The Church does not sell blessed items. It sells items that must be blessed after purchase.

  • You need guitar lessons.

  • Republicans never picked Sarah Palin,

    The Party has a few dimwitted strategists continuing to push her,

    just like "Amway Salesman" get a clue we don’t any!

    My problem with Palin is her lack of experience period,

    Democrat operatives (MSNBC) continue to cast her as an idiot,

    but would they also be for voter intelligence tests?

    Hell No...that’s their bread and butter

  • This was funny, i like sarah palin, but this video is a clever depiction of protestant illogic.

  • @mercymalick I think your really sexy ;). When I saw mothers day milf I kinda fell abit in love. Not because of Shane Dawson lol.

  • haha sorry i meant Biden*

  • Actually if both were to die right now.... im not saying im right.. but as a Devout Catholic i can guess that Bided will NOT go to heaven.. and as for Palin? ehh.. her ignorance might save her

  • I like the parody! What I don't like is Joe Biden. If I were American I might have felt that I had to vote for the Republicans, because although they have a lot of silly things going on, at least they don't murder babies, like Joe Biden and Barack Obama, who support abortion (Biden promised one particular African country money if they passed a pro-abortion constitution, Obama I hear got rid of the Babies Born Alive Act?). It's a shame. I like Obama.

  • awesome

  • I lol'd

  • Learn your history! The Catholic church was the ORIGINAL Christian church. Protestants BROKE OFF the Catholic church. We couldn't call ourselves the only Christian church, because Protestants are still Christian. We then called ourselves Catholic to distinguish us from Protestants.

  • @ahmaZINGandie ~ You are absolutely correct on all points! I think what you're missing here is that this is a *parody*~ I'm not *really* Sarah Palin, I'm just *playing* her, to poke fun at people who say such things. It's a spoof. I attended eleven years of Catholic school, and this video is based upon the ridiculous things various right-wing Christians have said to me over the years regarding Catholicism.

  • @MercyMalick ...Yeah....Sure lady.  Nobody ever pulled the wool over my eyes...maybe a little alpaca...but never wool. Thurston Howell III

  • @MercyMalick Can people not understand a parody when they see one? Do these folks think your Sarah Palin too? lol

  • @ahmaZINGandie your right there pretending to be smarter than fifth grader. i mean to the true church of jesus the catholic church.

  • @ahmaZINGandie what else did you expect from Sara Palin?:):):)

  • @ahmaZINGandie Protestants are not worthy of being called Christians. The Protest the truth and Christianity is truth so let them be marked with their shame forever unless they repent.

  • @MaestroInfernus the truth? what does religion know about the truth, the truth is your born you die and people make up shit along the way. just enjoy the ride cause this is it folks no heaven no hell just life and its up to us ourself to make of it what we will. enjoy.

  • @MrWho76 Blind Bastard, Your a Dip Shit whos afraid of being Judged by God You'll suffer, enjoy your ignorance for your short mortal life, your body may go to the worms but your soul will be purged in torture for rejecting The Truth of God.

  • Fakery fail. Palin doesn't speak with a Southern accent. Goes to reason that she's not from the South. Not sure why you brought up ole "Jethro" Biden either. He's shown his uses, and they are few.

  • When it comes to Religion anything christian makes sence, Be you Catholc, Protestant or Orthadox.. as long as you dont follow Islam your fine

  • @Referral123 awesome

  • @Referral123 [Therefore, whoever breaks one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do so will be called least in the kingdom of heaven. But whoever obeys and teaches these commandments will be called greatest in the kingdom of heaven.] (Matthew 5:19)

  • Grory to the catholic church! Fuck Protestants !!! We will rule the world!!!!!! You protestants can suck it !!! :

  • @Shaysler Do not curse; cursing is contrary to the Second Commandment. Bless all peoples in the name of Jesus - "May they be one as we are one." With that said, I rebuke your cursing. Viva la Papa!!! :D Come home home to the Catholic Church. God bless everyone!!! :D

  • Why would anybody read the KJB anyway? It contains highly inaccurate translations.

  • @LordMalice6d9 Are you kidding...All of Christianity is one big inaccurate translation.

  • lmao this is hilarious!

  • @ptxxxz Apparently you better let Jesus know that God, "will let onyone into Heaven":

    "Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name? Did we not drive out demons in your name? Did we not do mighty deeds in your name?' Then I will declare to them solemnly, 'I never knew you. Depart from me, you evildoers.'

    (Matthew 7:21-23)

  • "illegal homosexual alien satanists"... "wisdom, snakes, apples"... "book of Obama"... "double hell"... lmao xD

  • I have to admit; this is brilliant; I would never have thought there were any people of serious religious persuasion who could do this type of parody.

  • so true ! redneck born again christians make me sick !

  • lol

  • Fake! Fake!

  • Good. If you throw your votes behind a failure based on emotion, it's as if your vote doesn't count at all.

  • Snakes, apples, SCIENCE!

    LMFAO.

  • -Facepalm- HUGE IDIOTS! Really guys, go back to school, Catholics are Christians. In AD 1054, the CHRISTIAN church split to Greek Orthodox and Roman Catholic. Then came other branches. Therefore, the Catholics and Orthodox are both Christians. You guys really don't know anything about religion if you don't think Catholics are Christians.

  • While you're pretty spot on with your history, I think it's possible you didn't get the full extent of that Catholic / "Real Christian" punchline. I see you're from Canada, but in the U.S. (especially in the south) ALOT of protestants fundies truly believe that Catholics are the devil on earth.

    "I would rather see a saloon on every corner than a Catholic in the White House."

    -Bob Jones Sr. Founder of Bob Jones University, Greenville, South Carolina.

    Hopefully things are different in Canada.

  • @musicluver85

    Spot on the only Latin and Orthodox Rites have Apostolic roots. Politics more than doctrine separate the Catholic and Orthodox. As a Catholic I'd rather see the Pope apologize for things that have happened to our Brothers in Christ the Orthodox than made apologies to everyone under the sun who really don't deserve an apology.

  • I can't tell if your trying to be serious or joking, I hope your joking.

  • Catholics are Christians.

  • funny and good jokes about ridiculous thoughts of Catholics

  • im a christian :] and i love this videeo ! haaha

  • I will agree with you that no one can take away your faith, but if one rejects its teachings and moral principles, and that person says they are completely Catholic, then in a sense make it seem ok to cherry pick the what one wants to follow. Which unfortunately many are find it easy to follow this path and still claim to be Catholic.

  • Excuse some of my grammer mistakes only had 2mins to reply.

  • I thought she was a Unitarian.

  • "...which everyone knows was written by homosexual alien Satanists. And those aliens? Illegal!"

    XD Gahaha. I'm a Catholic Christian and a Sarah Palin fan. This is hilarious.

  • this is stupied sarah palin never said catholics go to hell

  • that's why Palin is a whore that lost the election

  • LOL :)

  • seriously people you all sound very intelligent and i am not trolling, but you have to look at who wrote the bible and for what reasons. the info is readily availible and very convincing. i know it has some great teachings but it's used to manipulate people and that is NOT how any religion is supposed to work. if anyone ever cares for a reasonable discussion on religion i welcome the opportunity to exchange ideas.

  • Why would you use Sarah Palin's likeness for this video?

  • because shes an idiot lol

  • That statement is idiotic.

  • This is an imposter! Sara Palin was baptized Catholic, but grew up protestant due to her family moving to Alaska where there were very few Catholic churches around. Jesus said unless you eat his body and drink his blood you do not have life within you. Read "Rome Sweet Home: Our Journey to Catholicism" by Scott Hahn, a former Presbyterian theologian and preacher. This book recounts his search for truth that could only be answered by the teachings of the Catholic Church.

  • Stop all this non christian behavior, you need to know the facts before making assumptions. Read your bibles more carefully and ask God to give you wisdom and understanding, you all only speak what you have heard from others, now who is following MAN?

  • Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition... (2 Thess. 2:1-3)

  • ugh.... I'm not Catholic and even tho i'm Protestant i'm with the Catholics on this argument... your full of crap... The bible says to love our neighbor as ourselves so even if we don't share the exact teachings we should learn to get along with each other instead of bad mouth them.... (and since when did you have the authority from god to decide who goes to hell or not...Only God can judge)

  • ay fuck this im a christian-catholic and i say this is fucked up pastors are trying to convert me but i say NO so i would stick with catholics better and catholics came first than christians thats a fact :D

  • you have nothing else to do man? Catholics are the true church.

  • im christian and catholic :S hey im confused sum1 help me :L

  • If ur Catholic ur a Christian...help? U didn't know?

    Catholic is a denomination in Christianity, ur technically a Christian just that u belive in the Catholic denomination. I use to be a Catholic but i had to convert to non-denominational Christianity becuase theres to much idoltry in it. I choose faith over religion any day cuz im not comfortable beliving in doctrines that dnt match the bible.

    Bible says never adore/make images of anything but in Catholic church thats all u see images.

  • ye si did no im a christian and a catholic isnt dat wat i just said? im just cofnused dats all :L nd u didnt help im even more confused now =[

  • leme see if i can make this simpler

    U ARE A CHRISTIAN...but since u belive in different DOCTRINES(man written RULES) u are practicing a different FORM of CHRISTIANITY... ur FORM of Christianity is known as the "Catholic" denomination... but at the core of it, yes u are a brother/sister of mines, a Christian. U must not fight with other Christians, we have to love each other and help each other in times of turnmoil, hope u understood, u just practice christianity differently than me, ok?

  • ur bible, in ur denomination of Christianity (Catholic) has more books becuase um i duno i think it's cuz they werent prophets but i totally disagree these books, plus the lost book of Jasher(its floating around the internet) should be included in our text...for example sir, ur bible bible contains a Book known as the book of "Wisdom" did u know that book gives some of the most beautiful examples and most understanding warnings against idoltry and how false religions are accidentally created?

  • Found in Catholic denomination the book of wisdom casey is what its tittle references... i belive it and many other books are omitted from the Christian bible becuase they are doubted as being written by God's men/woman and some of them have no profecy but it does give good examples. Keep searching the truth is out there...never toss out ur Catholic bible even if u convert out of it, those books contain important understanding, don't listen to this fool in the video. I left Cath cuz of idoltry

  • yes iunderstand all dat stuff msotly... but me being the idiot i am... i tot catholic was the ting instead of christian :L im so stupid :L

  • nah u aint stupid, be happy, it means ur spiritual family is bigger lol.......all it means is now u know u have more brothers/sister than u thuaght :D

    Don't listen to this video this woman is just being a fool peace homey

  • sarah pailn was a dumb ass.

    i hope that if she does run for pres in 4 years that everyone is smarter in the vote because we would all be fucked if she won.

  • ummmm..... yeah... not quite accurate. 3 out of 4 Americans are Christian btw. If you're trying to gather an audience, would be smart to try to avoid dissing the majority of them.

    Just my 2 cents though, say whatever you want. :)

  • haha you did good mercy

  • OH NO IM NOT CHRISTIAN! LOL

  • wow im catholic.... haha...

  • lol funny vid..im cathlic but i can take a joke...its not ofensive and its pretty funny when you get passed the "i must stand up for my religion" thing...seriously...calm your asses down

  • i hait u hnelsonn0123 cuz u r liek teh gay

  • Hey! I wrote part of the bible and I'm a Luciferian! Not a satanist! Not really either actually... I'm a Lovecraftian.... (Seriously, LOOK IT UP ON WIKI!!)

  • Cthulhu Fhtagn! oh, btw, she's a bitch. Last time I looked at european history, it was the christians(Actually Called Protestants) that broke off from the catholic church, not vice-versa...

  • Yes that is true. good job some one isent a idiot here in the world. I mean the reason i am athiest is cause of the CHRISTIANs. They love to cause to much pressure. lol

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  • boo palin she is a crazy bitch

  • No one asked you, if I recall correctly!

  • So i guess you dont surport the first amendment.

  • Which one is that again?

  • Is that the one about about religion? Well, whatever it is, i still don't care. I love Sarah Palin and will vote for her 2012!

  • Freedom of speed, press, Ect.

  • Speed? You mean speech, right? Well, I never really paid attention to any of the amendments, so what she says doesn't phase me.

  • but u spaid palin rock! 2012! trust me i hate the bitch as well

  • What do you mean, "as well?? I don't hate her! When you say your hate her as well, that makes it sound like I hater her, too, and I definitely don't!

  • Speed is free now?? Fantastic!

  • I agree with you. I love Sarah Palin. I don't know about Catholicism, though, so can't say much there.

  • You fail to see the joke. It's making fun of SARAH PALIN.

  • you know what.. I find you comment offensive, we do not suck and you generalize on a few unfortunate priests that fell to sin, may the lord bless you and may your view on others differ!

  • You know what i find offensive: thousands ov child-raping priests insergent within the church & a complacent catholic following who's all too willing to protect the criminals!

  • Like there isn't 100 preachers raping children for every priest, it's just your local shithole evangelist church does have the money to make it worth some lawyer to sue!

  • I'm offended by misspellings of the words "of" and "insurgent"

  • what about 50 million innocent voiceless lives murdered by license not choice?

  • 50 million less people like you? Sounds less migraine-inducing. >_>