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  • @dralter-you are right lol...that is funny lolol.

  • these guys were badass

  • O YEA i remebre this being told on the history channle! that guy with the wooden sword made a fool out of the other guy and kicked his ass well

  • 0:35 "Yuri" - yes? " you want and Oreo?" !!

  • 3:08 In the most badass Japanese accent ever, "IN A SMALL LAYER CAKE YASUJIRO!!!"

    I nearly died laughing XD

  • Epic!

  • Great language

  • great scene. thanks for the description.

  • The translation is hilarious - wonder what the real translation is ...

  • how come i can no longer turn on CC?

  • i like hatori hanzo

  • Celebrate the height of foliage

    Under the leadership of Kim

    27 killed and packaging

    Absolutely one hit

    lol lost in translation

  • What movie is this?

  • 3:43 "CUTE!"

  • mushahi w the oar. yeah his "heio" is strong has fuuuck.

  • Have no idea what they were saying but I get the feeling that whatever they quarreled over they meant that shit deep down.

  • i fucking love how tough japanes men talk ... like with their bad ass faces and a fucking epic rough sounding voice hahahaha its fucking hilarious !

  • awesome...japan is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

  • Men of Honor

  • @PuppetRonin Thank you, thank you.

  • has nobody read the five rings?

  • I am an Indian and Yes I have heard of the fight.

    Samurai warriors are legendary

  • Do you suppose Musashi was so frequently late as a matter of strategy? Get the opponent vexed and you already have a huge advantage. ;-)

  • @Shinhaquro

    Well, some say he was purposefully late so he could escape quickly once the tide changed so he wasn't swarmed by swordsmen, so who knows.

  • it reminds me the game from ps1, i forget the name . . .

  • Isn't he losing face for those silly knickers he's wearing? Harakiri moment...

  • isn;t that actor of musashi seems shinzaemon in 13 assasins,maybe i'm wrong

  • @EvilDarkJackel Read musashi volumes 1 and 2. Then we'll talk. "LOL" he started useing nito about the age of 40. "LOL" check your facts right, kid. "LOL"...

  • haha 3:45 just keep clicking on it and you'll see whats so funny.

  • Isn't that a plastic headband the white shirt is wearing? Don't think it ws invented then.

  • I dont understand why the guy of the brown bandana fights at the beginning with a wooden sword (sorry for my ignorance).

  • @classicalfede It was actually an oar and he used it to get longer reach on his opponent.

  • few corrections:when kojiro threw the sheat away musashi said "you wont be needing that anymore"

    and the fight ended quickly,...and i think kojiro died in the duel also...

  • omg, turn on cc with translations

  • @beng316 "Korean fertility problems but today it"

  • @beng316 retard? it said "tokyo currency and its index is faling down" in my swedish translation... yeah CC really works...

  • also because is late nobody from kojiro college can chase musashi because it's late and the sun is already set so musashi can retreat safely to the dark night

  • Sasaki kojiro actually is more a master in sword but is beaten by musashi the master in strategy it's brain win against brawl

  • so, this was the end of the " the demon of the western provinces " Musashi tricked him by getting late, so he could use the sun to blind his opponent.

  • OMG this is good ,but WTF are they SAYING! O.O

  • Correcting. Musashi didn't have a Katana because he was poor. He shaped a longer sword out of a paddel. He was always late for his duels, yes. But he went to the island 24 hours earlier because Sasaki had mercenaries there. He killed them by throwing rocks in their heads. And the duel was one strike long. Sasaki had a much longer sword than usual. That's why Musashi surprised him with a even LONGER sword and useing waki-kamae. He run straight to Sasaki and delivered one strike.

  • ok this is fucking hilarious LOOOOOOOL 4:47 WTH is that?????????

  • @stevobath Thank you, I 'll be here all week.

  • I lol'd

  • 4:46 LOL totally unrealistic What is more Musashi didn`t like the idea of jumping during duel. And I don`t know why is this duel considered one of the most famous in japanese samurai history. According to known historical facts it was fast and clear victory of Musashi.

  • man he had alot of balls to fight with a wooden sword especially when he had to kill his opponent he must of had to bludgeon them to death

  • 4:03 to skip all the bullshit!

  • can someone tell me the purpose of the rope around the shoulders?

  • @mikeiswack That's what they would use to hold up their sleeves. Im guessing cause of the weight of their Kimono they would need something strong like a rope to do the trick.

  • @PerseusFlynn thank you sir.

  • @mikeiswack - it is to stop the wide floppy sleeves of the kimono from interfering with the action of the arms - like rolling up your sleeves.

    tac

  • jaja, cualquieraaaaa!!!!1

  • this is THE samurai fight

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  • Musashi can catch flies with chop sticks and cut your headband off with a wooden paddle.

    Musashi is the Japanese Chuck Norris.

    Or rather Chuck Norris is the American Musashi?

  • Musashi carved a sword out of the boat paddle. He fought from a seeming disadvantage on the low side of the beach, but when the sun rose that morning it was soon realised that he had already won the battle well before he had even landed ashore. The sun rose behind him blinding his opponent and Musashi brought the boat paddle down on Kojiro's head, killing him instantly.

    The series of books by Eiji Yoshikawa are among my favorites. I re-read them every few years.

  • @AntiFed1791 in the 80s i got the Novel they made of the Books size of a phone book but good read

  • Of course Miyamoto will win lol.

  • @wonphi - If you read the the book on Musashi, you won't say that. He only went to duels he's sure of winning. = The MIFUNE version is a lot better. watch?v=WhbCEi_Aac4 = The two said way too much in this version. In the MIFUNE version, MUSASHI gained upper hand by using 1. the paddle and 2. the Sun [in this MUSASHi faced Sun behind trees, later in day.] That's how close this duel was. Both cut to MEN... The difference in the length between the paddle and the sword was the deciding factor.
  • @flungingpictures lol, Yeah, I knew that, but I was going for an inside joke. It wasn't a serious comment. haha.

  • @wonphi

    THX.

  • Translation:

    Kojiro:I like Domino's Pepperoni.

    Musashi:You fiend! Papa Johns is better. You must die!

    Kojiro:Yes, Papa John's does have certain qualities. But you cannot defeat my Suio Style. Origami Itto taught me himself. I will cut you down. Like the thick crust pizza you are. So come on then. Im the only one this good you'll ever find.

    Musashi: Something is clearly wrong with you not liking pappa Johns!!

    Kojiro: I shall slice with my sword that I have named "Breadstick" Die!

  • intense intensity intensifies!!!

  • "Hey, that's my paddle! Who do you think you are throwing my paddle away?" Whack! "Ooops, sorry, I didn't mean to hit you so hard. Hello? Anybody home?"

  • @Traskatisquis hahah hilarious.

  • what movie is this from? i want to watch it

  • damn...

    that looks like sephiroth's sword...

  • did any one else think of Naruto when they saw Kojiro's headband

  • the real fact is.. kojiro is suck samurai!! lol.. does it katana can cut the wood so easy??!!

  • did this event happen in real life?

  • @fongsaiyuk94 Yes. Musashi was badass.

  • Yea right, like steel can't cut through wood. No wood is as hard as steel. I mean, fighting with a something that looks like a fucking oar ? Fuck that. I don't believe the legends.

  • @1misanthropist So all the Japanese, English, Chinese, German and Norse legends of people defending others with staves are rubbish? It takes a damn good swing of a sword to cut through a 1/2 inch diameter rod of wood, something that's not going to be given to you in a fight. On the other hand you can knock a person out cold with your fist or with a foot long lump of wood. Look at spears, if it was so easy to knock the tip off them they wouldn't be used.

  • @1misanthropist : That actually WAS an oar. And actually swords are not meant to cut wood, and doing so can damage the blade. You can block or parry a sword attack with a spear shaft, so long as you don't allow a large force to hit it directly. But this is an oar, a MUCH thicker piece of wood.

  • @4:46 he does a super jump? LOL at the sound effects!

  • Angry/serious japanese people sound so funny

  • could anybody tell me what's the name of this film and his director?? Thank you, it looks to be a beautiful film.

  • @aNINJApie Alas, 'twas my wife.

  • i love the facial expressions, too bad the fight was pathetic, haha he knocked him our wirh a boat paddle!

  • Mifune's version was much more powerful.

  • @MrLunitunz This is what I was thinking too. This version for TV looks so cheap and bad compared to Mifune's version. Also, how funny they went for an actor that look as close as possible to Mifune. I guess we can see it as a tribute. Mifune Toshiro really is the quintessential image of the Samurai.

  • which clan was miyamoto in?

  • @MattTrezzi13 Wu Tang

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  • at :35

    -Yori?

    -Hai?

    -You want to eat your Oreo?

  • @Traskatisquis How the hell did you notice that?

  • the little boy has the haircut of Astroboy ^^

  • @Traskatisquis i Lold

  • @Traskatisquis LMAO!

  • @stevobath Still a Fag

  • @Traskatisquis ahahahahahha

  • where did you get this from ive only seen the trilogy original

  • 3:45 omg gay taunt. He asks him to mount him lol

  • @HakujinSamurai : I'm sure they didn't care when it kept the sun out of their eyes and arrows from falling on their heads.

  • that sucked

  • Херня, бой с Тосирой Мифуне в 3м Самурае выглядел в разы лучше.

  • Yeah right.

  • the way i heard it was different, that they both engaged in swords each striking back and forth, and musashi was hit in the arm lightly, so as the one who was going to finish him off, he reaches for the oar and strikes Sasaki Kojiro in the back of the head with the oar and he die on the spot... realizing he can kill with just wood as well decides that metal and wood are the same weapon, but with the wood "heaven" helped him, and develops the idea of the use of "life" as wood.. as i know it..

  • Boater did more work than Musashi- with ease.

  • Here's what this scene about: Two men comparing whose dick is bigger in a very dramatic setting incorporating bullshit like "honor" (dick size) and "the way of the warrior" aka "way to keep uneducated brutes in lines" and of course japanese fucked up sense of aesthetics. Fuck them.

  • @CroissantOrange : You're grossly misinterpreting "honor" and "bushido". Honor has nothing to do with being manly, it is about being a just person. The way of the warrior is how to be the best fighter you can be, whether you are a hawk or a dove.

  • @Halofreakanoid Well, if "honor" is just about being a just person then what all the killings for? What's the word for "just murderer" in japanese again? And if Bushido is just about being the best fighter than why you need a "way", a philosophy for that? Just buy the best machine gun and that's it. I don't misinterpreting them, you just taking it too seriously, just like em japanese.

  • @CroissantOrange : LOL, for one, it's not just the Japanese, almost the entire world has an honor system in their military. Even current militaries do. Samurai would duel during peace times as a way of honing their combat skills for possible war times ahead. A notable side effect would be to get rid of as many enemy samurai as possible, though that wasn't usually an intent.

  • @Halofreakanoid Yeah well, the entire world does have mass murderers, rapist, dictators who use what seems to be honorable causes as tools to control too and the reason military exist is beyond human sympathy so please, everyone does it doesn't make it "honorable". And please, warrior doesn't need "philosophy" to beat the shit out of the other guy. Just techniques and cold blood. Don't use words for the sake of glorifying something down on the mud.

  • @CroissantOrange : There is a difference between what someone says is honor, and what honor IS. There is a code to honor, and it is based around making yourself a better person in all aspects of your life. And honor is about having order. Without honor, there is only chaos.

    You seem to be misunderstanding what a "philosophy" IS. It doesn't be fancy, but in order for someone to become a better warrior, they must have a one behind it. A drive, a passion. If not, they will die to someone who does.

  • @Halofreakanoid And honor is not about the order but about one kind of order some group of people made up in order to control the others. What kind of honor to obey your parent when they totally wrong? What kind of honor to oppress women? What kind of honor in jumping blindly to death for one dictator? What kind of honor to get hacked in half while leaving your family to fate? It's irrational and brainwashing in nature. And there's no logic in the equation "no honor = chaos".

  • @CroissantOrange : Again, you are only taking what people CALL honor, not what honor IS. Honor isn't about any of that, it is about honesty, fairness, or integrity in one's beliefs and actions. It's not about being blind or being controlled, but doing the right thing.

    And if by not repeating the same mistakes, you mean letting these honorless cowards run around the streets in gangs, killing innocent people, then no one has learned. Honor is about protecting the weak, and holding your word.

  • @CroissantOrange : You simply can't argue with THOUSANDS of years of history. Those that are considered the greatest warriors, and greatest of men lived a life of honor. Your single opinion will not change that fact, no matter how much you want it to. You are a single man who lives only with a modern mind, who are you to tell them how they lived? They know how they lived, and they wrote down how they lived, to tell us.

  • @Halofreakanoid There's something call revisionism so in the future we don't repeat the same mistakes. This is all mistakes, the philosophy of killing and killing in the name of honor. They know how they lived if they known better. And the funny thing is that the very same thing still going on in east Asia: People are controlled by "code of honor", doing everything to save face and if you lose face, it could lead to blood in some country. This is not cultural difference, it's backward.

  • @CroissantOrange : And because you DO need a philosophy for becoming a better warrior. It doesn't matter what kind of weapon you have, even in modern times. What matters is the skill of the warriors involved, and a bit of luck as well. The same goes for modern times. I guarantee that you could give a normal infantryman a longsword and let a knight go at him with his bare hands, and the knight will kill the other man, because he was trained to do it, and he was trained with an honor code.

  • @Halofreakanoid You don't really need philosophy to become a better warrior, or a fighter for that matter, just drive, philosophy is more how you'd try and explain your motivation to someone who lacks it themself. Honour is a code you lay down for yourself, a set of rules you promise yourself that you'll live by, in Feudal Japan and some countries today this code is manipulated to place your leaders reputation above all else, to the point it suppresses your own beliefs.

  • @psychedashell : You don't NEED it, know, but a personal drive IS a type of philosophy. And to become a Master, is to understand at least the aspects of philosophy.

    A part of what honor is, is keeping true to your personal beliefs, but yes, many people there took pride in their reputation more than their beliefs, and constantly dishonored themselves without care.

  • @Halofreakanoid If by master you mean teacher then yes, I agree. Philosophy may help you understand yourself and your style enough to pass them on to others, but some of the best fighters in the world never stop to think. There's people who use movement to silence their mind, when the body is in motion the mind settles. Musashi was a fearsome warrior without thinking, it was being locked up in a room with nothing but reading to do that made him a philosopher.

  • @psychedashell : No, by master I mean someone who has mastered an art of war. Anyone who knows a decent amount can teach to a certain degree, but mastering an martial art is different than teaching it.

    You seem to misunderstand the POINT of philosophy in fighting and WHEN it is used. It is not actively used IN a fight, it is merely used to help spiritually hone yourself and your techniques. Your philosophy can be simply or complex, but it shapes who you are as a fighter.

  • @Halofreakanoid So you're saying 'attack, attack, attack' might be viewed as a philosophy, 'think less do more' and 'Not having a strategy is the best strategy'?

  • @psychedashell : No, that is the exact opposite of what I'm saying. Philosophy is a way to LEARN how to fight, and in which way. If your philosophy is to protect, then your style will be a result of that. If your philosophy is to kill, then your style will be a result of that. These are two examples of basic philosophy that affects how a person fights.

    Not having a strategy is the exact opposite of what a good swordsmen does. Any decent teacher will tell you that.

  • @Halofreakanoid Musashi was a good swordsman without any strategy, simply having better reactions made him more than a match for most of his countrymen. It took a large number of officials to bring him down when he was just a thoughtless brat with a wooden sword.

  • @psychedashell : You've got to be kidding my right? You must be joking? You've obviously never once even read anything on Musashi, let alone the Book of Five Rings he wrote. Musashi was an EXTREMELY cunning strategist, highly regarded above all else, and wrote of knowing strategy as being something a man must know, and master.

    He wasn't just a man with a sword. He was a poet, he was a philosopher, he was a teacher, he was a believer in peace, and he was a master because of these things.

  • @Halofreakanoid And before all that he was a punk kid who got in trouble with the law. His raw talent was why he wasn't executed.

  • @psychedashell : Well yeah, he was a natural, but a natural can still die young, many did. If anything, he was lucky.

  • @Halofreakanoid Funny, that reminds me of my great uncle. Flew Hawker Hurricanes and pointed out that luck is the most powerful factor in any battle, fight or match. The most important skill you can have is the ability to capitalise.

  • @psychedashell : Oh, anyone who's been in actual combat will tell you it's 10% training, and 90% luck. That's what makes combat so scary.

    Of course, for some people those numbers are shifted. I guess for Musashi it would have been closer to 50/50.

  • @Halofreakanoid Well, yes and no...he only went to warish conditions three or four times and very few people ever tried to shoot him. Most of his fights were one on one style challenges. Bit like Mas Oyama.

  • @psychedashell : While that's true yes, it only takes one fight to kill you.

  • @Halofreakanoid True, but in single combat ability plays a far greater roll than in a multiple person situation, like a battle field or a brawl. I'm fairly good in one on one fights, but the ability that makes me good in one on one fights is single point focus. That would make me worse than useless on a battlefield where multiple people are swinging sharp objects, shooting or even punching.

  • @psychedashell : Oh well yes that's what I meant but didn't imply correctly. It only takes a single BATTLE to kill you. That's what I meant. When it's a duel yes it is really about skill, perhaps 90/10, if I was putting a number to it.

  • @Halofreakanoid Kinda makes you wonder if Musashi was a focus type or an awareness type fighter. Maybe he actually had the ability to tap both...

  • @psychedashell : He probably was able to tap into both, depending on the situation. Perhaps he could be both hyper-focused and hyper-aware at the same time? That would make anyone capable of being quite deadly an would enhance their personal skills greatly.

  • @Halofreakanoid Pretty scary thought that.

  • @psychedashell : Quite so, I know I wouldn't want to go up against him.

  • @Halofreakanoid Hmmm...maybe. I've been stupid enough to take on my betters before and if I knew how to use swords I'd probably be dense enough to throw down a challenge to a guy like that. For some reason knowing I'm going to get stomped has never been much of a deterrant. Knowing I'm going to get cut to ribbons might be though....

  • You can read a biography of Musashi in the book A BOOK OF FIVE RINGS: A Practical Guide to Strategy by Miyamoto Musashi, published by us. It contains a biography which tells the story. At no time was a steel sword used in the duel, and the bokken was the carved oar. It was long enough that it gave Musashi the reach he needed to dispatch Kojiro. Was it cheating? Yes, but it was not seen that way by the Japanese historians.

  • y the japanese do almost everything the hardest way?poor boater

  • @fracture333 lol indeed.

  • @fracture333 that is kind of sick...do they like to play SM? you know, do every in the hardest way even when have sex....

  • correction guys. Kojiro fought every battle before this on with a 5ft sword.

  • cool he has a headband like in naruto lol 

  • How did he kill him without touching him?

  • yaaaaaaap, the old guy talking to the kid at 37 seconds, is the guy who dose the voice for danzo in naruto shippuden. the dubbed version not subbed obviously

  • LOL, I forwarded to the part where they were actually fighting and thought that guy had a cricket bat!!!

  • 7:09 perfect time to be throwing rocks, shoe, or anything else lethal

  • which hidden village is he from?

  • That blow took a long time to register to his head, didn`t it? He smiled, thought he`d got one over the other guy by cutting his head band, then 5 seconds later it`s, "Oh wait, I`ve actually been stabbed in the head- Ugh!" Falls over.

    He could`ve had a cup of tea as well.

  • @seafireliv notice the 05:08-05:12 mark, I'm not sure, but I think it indicate that he hit him so fast we cant see him move.

  • funny how he rows the boat

  • Is it just me or is Kojiro hawt?

    Musashi, "I'd hit that."

  • What the hell?? He hit him on the head with a stick? Fuck sake

  • increddibley dumb the bandana thing is funny though

  • it would be better if I understood what they were saying

  • 4:49 - impossible?!

  • ppl don't appreciate real good trash

  • this was the most stupidest fight ever, just lost 8 minute and 51 seconds of my valuable time for this shit!!

  • @garudaspeaks Big words from the person who just said *Stupidest*. please die in a fire.

  • gawd dam, couldnt the boat guy leave him closer to the shore. he is balls deep in water.

  • Musashi demuestra su habilidad ya que combate con una madera

  • I love how the fellah who is rowing keeps rowing till the other guy jumps out of the boat.

    Oh, I guess we've hit ground already...

  • HOOOSSSSSHHHHH!!!

  • I liked it overall as a dramatic piece, but the fact is that Musashi never engaged in a long winded speech like that. He just jumped out of the boat, ran the rest of the way and smashed his opponent over the head before he even drew his katana. Duel over. But in the biography I wrote for A BOOK OF FIVE RINGS: A Practical Guide to Strategy by Miyamoto Musashi, I point out that this duel led Musashi to drop steel and get wood. He taught his students that way for the rest of his life.

  • @Antellus1

    Musashi has wood...

    LOL :D !

  • @mancamiatipoola hilarious

  • @Antellus1 lmao u r talking some shit

  • @Antellus1 Most accounts that I've read say he never had any actual weapon with him, other than his wakizashi that he used to fashion a long bokken out of on his way there out of an oar.

  • @Antellus1 Why did he drop steel?

  • @Antellus1 actually the duel lasted abut 10 minutes and kojiro was better but fate shine upon musashi

  • @Antellus1 You said Mushashi, "got wood". Haha

  • his hair is so badass

  • did that guy just jump 30 feet in the air?

  • Why do samurai have such loud manly voices. Kojiro kind of looks like a faggot but when he starts yelling I am humbled. MUSSASHHI!!!

  • Terrible direction and ludicrous swordsmanship.

  • the sword styles are al fucked up it is bad ackting and in real musagi killed him

  • If Musashi was alive he would behead the director.

  • I think this scene's like marmite you either love or hate it. But I can't decide which. T_T

  • I will translate... "How Dare you not feed my dog while I was away on vacation... AAARGHHHHH!!"

  • Their eyes must be very tired....

  • So all of this just to see Sasaki Kojiro defeated into a faint for just 8 min and 51 seconds? Yes