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  • I am such a big twilight fan but this is soo hilarious i laughed for a good twenty minutes!

  • OMG , hahah , I'm a real twilightfan but So sorry... THIS IS SUCH A FUN !

    (but : Twilight is a stupid book... --' That's not true xd )

    Hhahaha ,I love this video!

  • I LOVE THIS. THIS SO COOL. FOREVER LAUGHING :''D made my day this the Harry Potter one and THG one!

  • Vampire: I AM GOING TO SUCK ALL THE BLOOD FROM YOUR BODY!

    Woman: Wait! I've never had a boyfriend before, do you wanna watch me sleep? or go into the woods with a werewolf who takes his shirt off?

    Vampire: WAIT! Have you read twilight?!

    Woman: Mm-hmm. *Nods*

    Vampire: Oh no!

  • frist thing i noticed about the video was the girls bouncy boobs

  • i get there are a trillion tiwilight parodies out there, but this totally deserves more views!

  • That was awesome. What Bella Teaches Little Girls: It's okay for a guy to stalk you so long as he sparkles in the light and watches you sleep like a creeper. XD

  • Watch Twilight 4 FREE at leakedmovies . biz

  • lol. he had a batman voice

  • this guy is in that walmart commercial where he does a little rap at the end

  • @natephishy Made my night.

  • Better go NOW and watch FULL MOVIE at /watch?v=BaC_FouxxoQ ! Stop wasting your time here!

  • Hahhahaha , LOL ! THIS IS FUN !

  • at last

  • Before the ending, I thought it was kinda sweet.

  • "I'm a hufflepuff!" girl is in this!!!

  • @AmethystEyes Holy... Well... it's the same channel....

  • 2:38 ok...i wasn't expecting that at all! wow.

  • LOL xD hahaha

  • scout master 3rd... LOL!!!

  • hahaha love it :)

  • 73 people cried over the ending of Breaking Dawn.

  • stuuppiidddddddd....idc

  • I clapped at the ending XD

  • It's all good...she's a Hufflepuff!!

  • LOL XD Love the ending!

  • "more people have cried over the ending of twilight than the babies I've eaten..." classic!

  • Most vampires have to be invited before they walk into a room. According to Stoker, it is, then...

  • First of all i say if there is any one make the movie "Legacy of Kain" i sure that "Twilight" series gonna back down cuz Legacy of Kain is the one who got superiority os vampire game.

  • died. laughing.

    And I had to repeat my non-trolling oath over and over so I wouldn't laugh at all the disappointed twithards.

  • I expected him to say "Works every time!" at the end.

  • I love how he plays into it

  • don;t say something is from Breaking dawn if it isn't. All that does is make you a liar

  • @Emeraldseyes28 ok ur obviously a twilight fan whos looking4 a sneak peek. wrong place. secondcitynetwork is4 comedy. they make videos 4 everything. i hope urf vampire weren't offended

  • @Emeraldseyes28 It's a parody and you're an idiot. And Twilight is among the worst books ever written.

  • gay 

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH =)  Buffy <3 TWILIGHT <3

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH =)

  • LMAO first real conversation he's had since Buffy came out...I LOVED THAT! I'm really just waiting for all these fads where evil creatures don't prey on humans in fiction ends because its pissing me off DX Its sad that the majority of teenage girls and middle aged women today would sooner date a demon than condemn them, but we still have discrimination and hate in the world....SIGH!

  • @BelovedEllie OMG i know what is wrong with people!

  • *gasp* she didn't invite him in!!

  • Chick: "I trust you with my life."

    Sassy Gay Friends: "She's a stupid bitch."

  • my reacttion

    me:HOLY SHIT A VAMPIRE! do u sparkle?

    vampire: no....

    me:HOLY SHIT A REAL VAMPIRE! COOL!

  • Hey, I think I had this guy as my scoutmaster ROFLMAO - Awesome!

  • This is the first real conversation I've had with someone since Buffy came out bahahaha

  • "My skin doesn't turn into diamonds!" "It doesn't?!" "NO! I BURN!"

  • You know this is the first conversation ive had with someone since Buffy came out :D yes

  • LMAO!!!!!! OMFG! HILARIOUS! *snaps her neck* FINALLY! *goes to drink blood* LMAO!

    

  • lmfao...she never asked..

  • Well don't assume! It's rude!

  • Bella needs a sassy gay friend!!! Thumbs this up if you agree!!!!

  • @discolemonade719

    You are soooooooo wrong Bella doesn't need A sassy gay friend....She needs like 15 of them. And a Therapist.

  • @MITSUKIISDEAD Haha. I'm dying here. Seriously. Soooo funny.

  • @discolemonade719

    I'm not wrong am I?DX

  • @discolemonade719 You are wrong! Bella needs 15 sassy gay friends, a therapist, and some medication control the voices in her head! LOL

  • Am I the only one who kept thinking of "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"; Peter's Dracula musical when I was watching this? lol.

  • When you assume, you make an ass of u and me.

    (By the way, priceless ending. <3)

  • Shouldn't he come in if he's invited at the beginning and turn into a bat or something? And when he bites her, shouldn't she become a vampire, herself?

  • cheer lead squad of life! brilliant!

  • HAHAHAHAHA I just died laughing.

  • "I'm AGITATED!!"

  • I actually clapped at the end of this.

  • for a minute i was like, WTF?! and then she killed her and everything came back to normal again

  • She reminds me of Meekakitty

  • WOOT TORONTO MAINSTAGE CAST!

  • you know what they say when you assume... it makes an ass out of u and me

  • Every time i watch this i laugh hysterically.. LOVE IT!!!!!

  • I think people shouldn't be making fun of the book as much as people's obsessions with it.

  • scout master third. omg.

  • Ahahaa. And that's how you do it, Edward!

  • ....scout master third...

  • is that felicia day?

  • I would much rather watch an entire movie of this than 30 seconds of Twilight.

  • It ended wrong... vampires can't drink from the dead... Still funny though!

  • how'd he get in the house she didn't invite him in

  • His reflection shows in the window.

  • bwahahahaha! now do one with a werewolf!

  • brilliant!!! :DD

  • "Scoutmaster third".  Amazing.

  • this is definitely one of the best!

  • i don't know if i can control myself....i trust....snap.....ah there we go.

  • lol. that was great. didn't see it coming. lol

  • I'm AGITATED! Fucking love.

  • vampires are totally the ones who own beef jerky companies.

  • eh at least that is a decent vampire. Gave her the one thing she wanted, a twilight moment

  • When you assume, it makes an ass out of u and me. XD Not in the video, but totally should be.

  • Well don't ASSUME. It's RUDE.

  • "I'm a person first!

    Vampire second

    ..........and Scout Master third"

    Favorite part, right there <3

  • I MELT TO DEATH IN THE SUNLIGHT! XD

  • This is sooooooooooooooooooooooo perfect! Lmao! BRILLIANT!

  • I'm a person first!

    Vampire second.

    ...Scoutmaster third.

    Bahaha!

  • AAAAAAAAAHHHGGGHHH!

    i love this.

    and i'm sending this to all my twilight obsessed friends.

  • @KBCanimations hehe me 2!

  • Hahaha, this is fantastic.

  • LOL!

  • "UGH! FINALLY!" XD

  • "Or we could go into the woods, and you could fight a werewolf and not wear shirts." :,D oh man.

  • best ending EVER!

  • scoutmaster third. bahaha

  • boobs at 00:01 :)

  • HAHA, i loved the last part!!XD

  • I'm a human first, a vampire second...and a scout master third.

  • @hpmiss12 ROFLLLLLL

  • EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASSUME

    WHEN U ASSUME U MAKE AN

    ASS OUT OF U AND ME

  • @whales098 NO, you make an ASS OUT OF ME

    AND YOU MAKE MORE MONEY.

  • but come 2 think of it this video is kinda funnie u gotta admit that but cumon twilight is a girly romance their not suposed 2 b proper vamps lol lost boys r proper vamps

  • I thought you would be all cold but your all...sweaty. "I'm agitated!"

  • @MicMic18 Lol! I loved that part! XD

  • @Persona100Duh I'm a Person First, Vampire Second, Scoutmaster third....I love that part so much hehe^^

  • Scout master 3rd

  • "Wait i don't know if i can control myself" "I trust you with my li-" *crack*

    LOL I LOVE THAT BIT!!!!!

  • lolol. "You know more people cried over the ending of Twilight than over the babies I've eaten?" 

  • since Buffy came out... XD

    I so would have been the person making vampire assumptions based on Buffy, haha.

  • So, I loved the ending. :D

  • Just saying, if he were a real vampire she'd have to invite him in. Real funny though!

  • Scout master third.

  • "Stuiped?"

  • grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrr i dont like that vampire twilight aint stuiped glare

  • @twilightgirl947 of course twilight is stupid no real vamoire acts like that or in twilight

  • @jackthayer but if u hated twilight so much then u wouldent waist ur time puttin this video on i watched the video coz i thought it was a real twilight deleted scene but im not in this 4 an fight so lets leave it at that k

  • @jackthayer yes well twilight may have vampz in it but its not a vampire film and no real vampire acts like that eather and if you wanna see a real vampire then i suggest you look at blade or the lost boys or day breaker coz you got a long way to go if you wanna defind real vampire

  • @twilightgirl947  those are not real vampires either

  • @jackthayer well what is lol :) well there is no real vampz sooooo whoos to say what real vampire's are if there not real vampz then nothing is lol

  • @twilightgirl947  actually there are real vampires

  • @jackthayer im done debating with you can we call this a win win :) lol well if not i give in anyway

  • @twilightgirl947 and of course its not what a vampire acts like lol i ment it was funni stooped and the other comment wasnt supposed to be a smart ass comment it was a hint ;)

  • I luld man

  • lol the ending part is so wrong lol.

  • 0:47 I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY!

  • She's a stupid bitch.

    She's a stupid, bitch.

  • Fuck you

  • Fuck you

  • This wouldn't have happened if she had a sassy gay friend...

  • @SilverShadowization She's a stupid byatch. Stupid byatch. lol

  • @SilverShadowization You say that about everything.

  • scout master 3rd...

  • LMFAOOOOOO!

  • If he was a traditional vampire, she'd have to invite him in... >.<

  • @ewgwf vampire daries :))

  • XDDDDD best ending ever

  • Did you know that more people have cried over Twilight than over the babies I've killed?

  • I MELT TO DEATH IN THE SUNLIGHT!

    I didn't know D:!

    Well you never asked... Nobody does ;~;

  • Wait a second, we haven't fallen in love yet!

  • I'm a human first, vampire second...... and scout leader third.... lol!!!

  • That scared me ;_;

  • Lmaooo Awesome video

  • Scoutmaster third..

  • And that's how twilight should have ended

  • Scoutmaster third.

  • LOL

  • LMAO!!!!!!

  • She's kinda hot though

  • ahahahaha "Nobody on the cheerleading squad of LIFE talks to me".

  • I remember when Vampires sucked blood, not dick.

  • @ChiefEmbalmer those were the days.

  • HAHAHAHA I almost died laughing!

  • *hiss!!!* *hisssss!!!*

  • Ahahahaha! "Ah, Finally!"

  • This is one of the best skit on the secondcity network.

  • He's a Scoutmaster, third.  :-)

  • lol funny

  • This is the best vampire story ever!!!!!

  • I'm going to suck all the blood out of your body until you turn into a human raisin!!

  • "I trust you with my li-" *snaps neck* "Ah! Finally!"