That was awesome. What Bella Teaches Little Girls: It's okay for a guy to stalk you so long as he sparkles in the light and watches you sleep like a creeper. XD
First of all i say if there is any one make the movie "Legacy of Kain" i sure that "Twilight" series gonna back down cuz Legacy of Kain is the one who got superiority os vampire game.
@Emeraldseyes28 ok ur obviously a twilight fan whos looking4 a sneak peek. wrong place. secondcitynetwork is4 comedy. they make videos 4 everything. i hope urf vampire weren't offended
LMAO first real conversation he's had since Buffy came out...I LOVED THAT! I'm really just waiting for all these fads where evil creatures don't prey on humans in fiction ends because its pissing me off DX Its sad that the majority of teenage girls and middle aged women today would sooner date a demon than condemn them, but we still have discrimination and hate in the world....SIGH!
Spoiler Alert, I just watched part 1 of Breaking Dawn, the movie is amazing, but it`s a fuckin Ieaked version, and some of the FX are missing, other than that i must say that the quality is quite good, anywho if you can`t wait any longer go and check it out at:
Shouldn't he come in if he's invited at the beginning and turn into a bat or something? And when he bites her, shouldn't she become a vampire, herself?
but come 2 think of it this video is kinda funnie u gotta admit that but cumon twilight is a girly romance their not suposed 2 b proper vamps lol lost boys r proper vamps
@jackthayer but if u hated twilight so much then u wouldent waist ur time puttin this video on i watched the video coz i thought it was a real twilight deleted scene but im not in this 4 an fight so lets leave it at that k
@jackthayer yes well twilight may have vampz in it but its not a vampire film and no real vampire acts like that eather and if you wanna see a real vampire then i suggest you look at blade or the lost boys or day breaker coz you got a long way to go if you wanna defind real vampire
@twilightgirl947 and of course its not what a vampire acts like lol i ment it was funni stooped and the other comment wasnt supposed to be a smart ass comment it was a hint ;)
I am such a big twilight fan but this is soo hilarious i laughed for a good twenty minutes!
AnaAndAmandaRule 1 week ago
OMG , hahah , I'm a real twilightfan but So sorry... THIS IS SUCH A FUN !
(but : Twilight is a stupid book... --' That's not true xd )
Hhahaha ,I love this video!
xGiuliaTwilightx 2 weeks ago
I LOVE THIS. THIS SO COOL. FOREVER LAUGHING :''D made my day this the Harry Potter one and THG one!
Sarapontmercy 3 weeks ago 2
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So awkward and hilarious. hahaha
MsRavinglunatic 3 weeks ago
Vampire: I AM GOING TO SUCK ALL THE BLOOD FROM YOUR BODY!
Woman: Wait! I've never had a boyfriend before, do you wanna watch me sleep? or go into the woods with a werewolf who takes his shirt off?
Vampire: WAIT! Have you read twilight?!
Woman: Mm-hmm. *Nods*
Vampire: Oh no!
TheBigkatyperryfan 3 weeks ago 3
frist thing i noticed about the video was the girls bouncy boobs
Starmadien2019 1 month ago 2
i get there are a trillion tiwilight parodies out there, but this totally deserves more views!
bbewitt 1 month ago
That was awesome. What Bella Teaches Little Girls: It's okay for a guy to stalk you so long as he sparkles in the light and watches you sleep like a creeper. XD
SummerBaby7390 1 month ago 12
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Fegettvfqq 2 months ago
lol. he had a batman voice
mrbighit50 2 months ago
this guy is in that walmart commercial where he does a little rap at the end
natephishy 2 months ago 2
@natephishy Made my night.
alicemoran 2 months ago
Better go NOW and watch FULL MOVIE at /watch?v=BaC_FouxxoQ ! Stop wasting your time here!
francoalena 2 months ago
Hahhahaha , LOL ! THIS IS FUN !
xGiuliaTwilightx 3 months ago
at last
ax001el 3 months ago
Before the ending, I thought it was kinda sweet.
futurestarish 4 months ago 6
"I'm a hufflepuff!" girl is in this!!!
AmethystEyes 5 months ago 8
@AmethystEyes Holy... Well... it's the same channel....
tehsupervampy 4 months ago 3
2:38 ok...i wasn't expecting that at all! wow.
VioletsDancer 5 months ago 4
LOL xD hahaha
verokltz 5 months ago
scout master 3rd... LOL!!!
MyNamesIsAnna 5 months ago
hahaha love it :)
niikixx 5 months ago
73 people cried over the ending of Breaking Dawn.
starsintheireyes14 5 months ago 6
stuuppiidddddddd....idc
cierrakinney 5 months ago
I clapped at the ending XD
lonewolf2535 5 months ago
It's all good...she's a Hufflepuff!!
cammy1525 6 months ago 18
LOL XD Love the ending!
DarkAnimeLoveAngel 6 months ago
"more people have cried over the ending of twilight than the babies I've eaten..." classic!
greghannibal 6 months ago 6
Most vampires have to be invited before they walk into a room. According to Stoker, it is, then...
Plottoberry 6 months ago
First of all i say if there is any one make the movie "Legacy of Kain" i sure that "Twilight" series gonna back down cuz Legacy of Kain is the one who got superiority os vampire game.
Cybor5th 6 months ago
died. laughing.
And I had to repeat my non-trolling oath over and over so I wouldn't laugh at all the disappointed twithards.
4evaGTB 7 months ago 2
I expected him to say "Works every time!" at the end.
darkestserenity 7 months ago 2
I love how he plays into it
Miakia400 7 months ago
don;t say something is from Breaking dawn if it isn't. All that does is make you a liar
Emeraldseyes28 7 months ago
@Emeraldseyes28 ok ur obviously a twilight fan whos looking4 a sneak peek. wrong place. secondcitynetwork is4 comedy. they make videos 4 everything. i hope urf vampire weren't offended
copperwopper 6 months ago
@Emeraldseyes28 It's a parody and you're an idiot. And Twilight is among the worst books ever written.
hotnoodle101 6 months ago
gay
dinoodlez3 7 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH =) Buffy <3 TWILIGHT <3
Ashetteful 7 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH =)
Ashetteful 7 months ago
LMAO first real conversation he's had since Buffy came out...I LOVED THAT! I'm really just waiting for all these fads where evil creatures don't prey on humans in fiction ends because its pissing me off DX Its sad that the majority of teenage girls and middle aged women today would sooner date a demon than condemn them, but we still have discrimination and hate in the world....SIGH!
BelovedEllie 7 months ago 4
@BelovedEllie OMG i know what is wrong with people!
1NecroSpawn 7 months ago
*gasp* she didn't invite him in!!
FuhaioftheGrave 7 months ago
Chick: "I trust you with my life."
Sassy Gay Friends: "She's a stupid bitch."
XWaitingWishingX 8 months ago 129
my reacttion
me:HOLY SHIT A VAMPIRE! do u sparkle?
vampire: no....
me:HOLY SHIT A REAL VAMPIRE! COOL!
scarletkitty1999 8 months ago 3
Hey, I think I had this guy as my scoutmaster ROFLMAO - Awesome!
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Spoiler Alert, I just watched part 1 of Breaking Dawn, the movie is amazing, but it`s a fuckin Ieaked version, and some of the FX are missing, other than that i must say that the quality is quite good, anywho if you can`t wait any longer go and check it out at:
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'Following 8 friends on a weekend get-a-way, who are interrupted by two fighting Vampires'
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janicechopping 8 months ago
This is the first real conversation I've had with someone since Buffy came out bahahaha
naynay0x 8 months ago
"My skin doesn't turn into diamonds!" "It doesn't?!" "NO! I BURN!"
adamson138 8 months ago
You know this is the first conversation ive had with someone since Buffy came out :D yes
kibaroxV3 8 months ago
LMAO!!!!!! OMFG! HILARIOUS! *snaps her neck* FINALLY! *goes to drink blood* LMAO!
klusshelby8991 8 months ago 4
lmfao...she never asked..
TriniIndianGyal 9 months ago
Well don't assume! It's rude!
ravenkrush 9 months ago 3
Bella needs a sassy gay friend!!! Thumbs this up if you agree!!!!
discolemonade719 9 months ago 11
@discolemonade719
You are soooooooo wrong Bella doesn't need A sassy gay friend....She needs like 15 of them. And a Therapist.
MITSUKIISDEAD 8 months ago 2
@MITSUKIISDEAD Haha. I'm dying here. Seriously. Soooo funny.
discolemonade719 8 months ago
@discolemonade719
I'm not wrong am I?DX
MITSUKIISDEAD 8 months ago
@discolemonade719 You are wrong! Bella needs 15 sassy gay friends, a therapist, and some medication control the voices in her head! LOL
discolemonade719 8 months ago 7
Am I the only one who kept thinking of "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"; Peter's Dracula musical when I was watching this? lol.
itsmeLAURAAA 9 months ago
When you assume, you make an ass of u and me.
(By the way, priceless ending. <3)
Spontenaity 9 months ago
Shouldn't he come in if he's invited at the beginning and turn into a bat or something? And when he bites her, shouldn't she become a vampire, herself?
Swordmaster200 9 months ago
cheer lead squad of life! brilliant!
TwlightPixie 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA I just died laughing.
trafficpowerfilms 9 months ago
"I'm AGITATED!!"
theDoctorKuro2 9 months ago
I actually clapped at the end of this.
GraphiteSmear 10 months ago
for a minute i was like, WTF?! and then she killed her and everything came back to normal again
MegaPanzers1 10 months ago
She reminds me of Meekakitty
LenaBunnie 10 months ago
WOOT TORONTO MAINSTAGE CAST!
treehugger99999 10 months ago
you know what they say when you assume... it makes an ass out of u and me
xFallenAngel2x 10 months ago 2
Every time i watch this i laugh hysterically.. LOVE IT!!!!!
CVcatgirlCA 10 months ago 2
I think people shouldn't be making fun of the book as much as people's obsessions with it.
kenziekandy 10 months ago
scout master third. omg.
kickawesome 10 months ago
Ahahaa. And that's how you do it, Edward!
SuicidalSiren 10 months ago
....scout master third...
dasotajesus 11 months ago 241
is that felicia day?
lacrosseplayer49 11 months ago
@lacrosseplayer49 no
Mistoffelees11 10 months ago
I would much rather watch an entire movie of this than 30 seconds of Twilight.
Keioko1999 11 months ago 4
It ended wrong... vampires can't drink from the dead... Still funny though!
cuzinoftheotherworld 11 months ago
how'd he get in the house she didn't invite him in
Iaresnoutube 11 months ago 8
His reflection shows in the window.
faint52lp 11 months ago
bwahahahaha! now do one with a werewolf!
Chernobog2 11 months ago
brilliant!!! :DD
PARHARIDOU 1 year ago
"Scoutmaster third". Amazing.
oohtzaahtz 1 year ago 11
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THIS IS WHY WE NEED BUFFY.
givenchylover 1 year ago
this is definitely one of the best!
ImpressionSunflower 1 year ago
i don't know if i can control myself....i trust....snap.....ah there we go.
blaster28 1 year ago 11
lol. that was great. didn't see it coming. lol
History123ify 1 year ago 5
I'm AGITATED! Fucking love.
tinallama11 1 year ago 8
vampires are totally the ones who own beef jerky companies.
MsBoyNerd 1 year ago 8
eh at least that is a decent vampire. Gave her the one thing she wanted, a twilight moment
holycloudable 1 year ago
When you assume, it makes an ass out of u and me. XD Not in the video, but totally should be.
awesomegirls10 1 year ago
Well don't ASSUME. It's RUDE.
howclassy 1 year ago 3
"I'm a person first!
Vampire second
..........and Scout Master third"
Favorite part, right there <3
MsHannahRawrtastic 1 year ago 12
I MELT TO DEATH IN THE SUNLIGHT! XD
MrBubbleKing 1 year ago 3
This is sooooooooooooooooooooooo perfect! Lmao! BRILLIANT!
HPec0ra 1 year ago
I'm a person first!
Vampire second.
...Scoutmaster third.
Bahaha!
2011kgt 1 year ago 7
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'have you ever asked....'
HyereeOh 1 year ago
AAAAAAAAAHHHGGGHHH!
i love this.
and i'm sending this to all my twilight obsessed friends.
KBCanimations 1 year ago 3
@KBCanimations hehe me 2!
Purplepj2 1 year ago
Hahaha, this is fantastic.
TheKatIsBackAgain 1 year ago
LOL!
SERobers 1 year ago
"UGH! FINALLY!" XD
PeaceLoveIce 1 year ago
"Or we could go into the woods, and you could fight a werewolf and not wear shirts." :,D oh man.
PokemonGirl 1 year ago 3
best ending EVER!
kenthegamerman 1 year ago
scoutmaster third. bahaha
laneyface 1 year ago 4
boobs at 00:01 :)
GregWantsYou08 1 year ago
HAHA, i loved the last part!!XD
dolckind 1 year ago
I'm a human first, a vampire second...and a scout master third.
hpmiss12 1 year ago 7
@hpmiss12 ROFLLLLLL
AnthonyLikes2Comment 1 year ago
EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASSUME
WHEN U ASSUME U MAKE AN
ASS OUT OF U AND ME
whales098 1 year ago
@whales098 NO, you make an ASS OUT OF ME
AND YOU MAKE MORE MONEY.
InTheMist032000 1 year ago
but come 2 think of it this video is kinda funnie u gotta admit that but cumon twilight is a girly romance their not suposed 2 b proper vamps lol lost boys r proper vamps
twilightgirl947 1 year ago
I thought you would be all cold but your all...sweaty. "I'm agitated!"
MicMic18 1 year ago 4
@MicMic18 Lol! I loved that part! XD
Persona100Duh 1 year ago
@Persona100Duh I'm a Person First, Vampire Second, Scoutmaster third....I love that part so much hehe^^
MicMic18 1 year ago 5
Scout master 3rd
kaianthony0626 1 year ago
"Wait i don't know if i can control myself" "I trust you with my li-" *crack*
LOL I LOVE THAT BIT!!!!!
RoseHathaway115 1 year ago 9
lolol. "You know more people cried over the ending of Twilight than over the babies I've eaten?"
ShantiSyndrome 1 year ago 67
since Buffy came out... XD
I so would have been the person making vampire assumptions based on Buffy, haha.
YuniX2 1 year ago
So, I loved the ending. :D
emilia430 1 year ago
Just saying, if he were a real vampire she'd have to invite him in. Real funny though!
borgqueen45 1 year ago 7
Scout master third.
StraightxEdgexDiva 1 year ago
"Stuiped?"
BellaBazaar 1 year ago
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i dont like that vampire twilight aint stuiped glare
twilightgirl947 1 year ago
@twilightgirl947 XD
AutumnsMonologue8 1 year ago
@twilightgirl947 of course twilight is stupid no real vamoire acts like that or in twilight
jackthayer 1 year ago
@jackthayer but if u hated twilight so much then u wouldent waist ur time puttin this video on i watched the video coz i thought it was a real twilight deleted scene but im not in this 4 an fight so lets leave it at that k
twilightgirl947 1 year ago
@jackthayer yes well twilight may have vampz in it but its not a vampire film and no real vampire acts like that eather and if you wanna see a real vampire then i suggest you look at blade or the lost boys or day breaker coz you got a long way to go if you wanna defind real vampire
twilightgirl947 11 months ago
@twilightgirl947 those are not real vampires either
jackthayer 11 months ago
@jackthayer well what is lol :) well there is no real vampz sooooo whoos to say what real vampire's are if there not real vampz then nothing is lol
twilightgirl947 11 months ago
@twilightgirl947 actually there are real vampires
jackthayer 11 months ago 2
@jackthayer im done debating with you can we call this a win win :) lol well if not i give in anyway
twilightgirl947 11 months ago
@twilightgirl947 and of course its not what a vampire acts like lol i ment it was funni stooped and the other comment wasnt supposed to be a smart ass comment it was a hint ;)
twilightgirl947 11 months ago
I luld man
SelLillianna 1 year ago
lol the ending part is so wrong lol.
MangaGurl11 1 year ago
0:47 I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY!
strawberrydemyx 1 year ago
She's a stupid bitch.
She's a stupid, bitch.
SynneDennis 1 year ago
Fuck you
TheMaxumas1 1 year ago
Fuck you
TheMaxumas1 1 year ago
This wouldn't have happened if she had a sassy gay friend...
SilverShadowization 1 year ago 438
@SilverShadowization She's a stupid byatch. Stupid byatch. lol
crazypixie11 1 year ago
@SilverShadowization You say that about everything.
perkie2121 1 year ago
scout master 3rd...
justaddsleep 1 year ago
LMFAOOOOOO!
GabiiLaryDuff4e 1 year ago
If he was a traditional vampire, she'd have to invite him in... >.<
ewgwf 1 year ago 7
@ewgwf vampire daries :))
NinaBish2010 1 year ago
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@ewgwf vampire diaries :))
NinaBish2010 1 year ago
XDDDDD best ending ever
TheEpona92 1 year ago
Did you know that more people have cried over Twilight than over the babies I've killed?
Jujunater 1 year ago 6
I MELT TO DEATH IN THE SUNLIGHT!
I didn't know D:!
Well you never asked... Nobody does ;~;
OkashiiBoy 1 year ago 7
Wait a second, we haven't fallen in love yet!
XxTobiLollyxX 1 year ago
I'm a human first, vampire second...... and scout leader third.... lol!!!
osiris1309 1 year ago 4
That scared me ;_;
Pielops 1 year ago
Lmaooo Awesome video
BasickMusic 1 year ago
Scoutmaster third..
quettariel 1 year ago 8
And that's how twilight should have ended
jcrea7 1 year ago 10
Scoutmaster third.
missjordyfresh 1 year ago 3
LOL
AquaFireWolf 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!!!
GarlicKiss 1 year ago
She's kinda hot though
quarterpastcrazy 1 year ago 63
ahahahaha "Nobody on the cheerleading squad of LIFE talks to me".
TuRnINgThEcOrNeR94 1 year ago 3
I remember when Vampires sucked blood, not dick.
ChiefEmbalmer 1 year ago 10
@ChiefEmbalmer those were the days.
MrsTokyo 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA I almost died laughing!
MissLucyBoomer 1 year ago
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NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? NO.
MoooonshoesPotter 1 year ago
*hiss!!!* *hisssss!!!*
TeHuHa 1 year ago
Ahahahaha! "Ah, Finally!"
2Ferretsn1Meow 1 year ago
This is one of the best skit on the secondcity network.
shinn1435 1 year ago
He's a Scoutmaster, third. :-)
desertr0se2007 1 year ago 9
lol funny
94myesha 1 year ago
This is the best vampire story ever!!!!!
BethVidz 1 year ago 3
I'm going to suck all the blood out of your body until you turn into a human raisin!!
HetaliaYaoiForever 1 year ago 8
"I trust you with my li-" *snaps neck* "Ah! Finally!"