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  • I have insane allergies. I am allergic to all things that have any kind of pollen in them. Yes, this mean fruit. The only things I can eat are like bread, processed food and meat and some vegetables. I really want to go vegetarian, but medically I am not allowed to, I would die. Anyhow, I basically am allergic to milk, and fruit and most vegetables, and I become allergic to things if I don't eat them within a year-ish. Its no exact science. :) I wish I could be a vegetarian though!

  • i love how he talks about diahrea (i know i spelled that wrong) and then smellzybutt comes in... get it? poop... smellzybutt..... THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IM BORED

  • im alergic to smellz butt

  • "....As poop is normally brown" XDD

  • You have really pretty eyes!

  • Thanks for sharing XD

  • I made the mistake of trying to drink something while watching this xD

  • if onision did not speak of such queer subjects, he would be somewhat attractive

  • Peppers

  • beautiful video. 

  • OK WOW DUDE.. AND YOU THOUGHT MARIJUANA WAS TMI??!GDZXVGZBGR

  • That awkward moment when he starts talking about diarrhea and you're eating peanut butter...crunchy...peanut butter.

  • charming

  • Eggs :( I love them and eat them a lot but they make my poop weird? And it smells really bad when if I fart

  • I am lactose intolerant which makes me have horrible gas and really bad stomach aches.... Etc.

  • i was disgusted and humored xD

  • I am very lucky when it comes to eating. Nothing but a stomach flu gives me diarrhea, and I don't have any major food allergies. This may be due to my relatively well-balanced diet though. I used to get diarrhea all the time when I was a teenager living on junk food, but when I decided to start eating healthy stuff, it went away forever.

    I do have an allergy to cinnamon though. If I eat something with strong cinnamon flavor, the next day my tongue feels like someone took a belt sander to it...

  • EUCALIPT c: it actually kill me D:

  • I can't eat anything acidic, vinegar and steak makes me wanna puke.

  • HA, trolled. Lawl, i luv onision.

  • did he say "wow now i feel like a testicle?

  • @TheVampireFeed I think he said egotistical...but now you say that...

  • ......WHY

    

  • I get diarrhea when being around people.

  • I think Onision might have Asperger's Syndrome

  • @ktodarling No, he has a mental disorder... But just hasn't figured it out yet. :/ Kinda worries me, quite honestly. He's aware he has something though.

  • @youandihavenolife well i said that because he acts like my brother, who was diagnosed with it.their mannerisms are exactly the same.

  • @ktodarling I mean a different mental disorder*

  • @ktodarling why do you think he has aspergers? 

  • @britchic42 cause he acts exactly like my brother who was diagnosed with it

  • @ktodarling well i am being tested for aspergers so i just wanted to know if you meant it in a bad way.

  • @britchic42 aw no way

  • @ktodarling

    OH NO!

    He is just very, opinionated.

    

  • @ktodarling I guess you dont know what Aspergers Syndrome Is Then.

  • @NannaIsDead considering my brother was diagnosed with it, yes, I do

  • @ktodarling No

  • dude... C'MON!! I was enjoying a chocolate muffin, and then i hear really brown poop?!! SERIOUSLY!! >__<

  • A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do

  • whenever i eat pizza i get diarrhea but i love pizza so i eat it anyways

  • WTF

  • My girlfriend is allergic to cardboard apparently. Like if it touches her arms or anywhere on her skin that part of the skin will get severely red and swollen.

  • im allergict to dust

  • thanks

  • oily food.

  • Chef Burrody (?) Some how i cant eat it with out getting upset stomach

  • i cant drink milk

  • Peanuts =_=

  • i have the same problem </3

  • Maybe he has smellzyebutt problems

  • i get a lot of corn in my poop

  • @timcummingsqwerty

    dont eat so much corn 0.o

  • @zimmiekimmie1 the wierd thing is i dont

  • @timcummingsqwerty

    ...... ewwie lol

  • @zimmiekimmie1 i know weird aye.....i dont eat corn yet i can produce it.....i should start up a corn business..100% profit hahah

  • @timcummingsqwerty

    hahaha i know huh x)

  • Grooooooooooossssssssssssss

  • But I am allergic to a lot of eyeshadow, I have found 2 brands I can use, but I really want to buy dunes 47, les 4 ombres de Chanel, but I can`t =(

    But I can use their nail varnish and lip products=))

  • I can eat anything... But i hear onions, galics and apple juice can do that....

    And banans should help ^^

  • LOOOOOOL that's called irrital bowel greg ;)

  • its not butt problems, its digestive.

  • EWWW!

  • im alleric to eggs and seafood. i cant eat them. i lov the smell of eggs though! i cant smell seafood wen its beeing cooked. i hav a distane lov for eggs! xD

  • ugh lavender...wen i smell it make my nose super dry and den my throat gets all jhdffkxcvhnjfdhgsjk i dont know how to spell it but it fu**s me up i hate it

  • I am allergic to red food colouring. It makes my throat swell and my gums burn a bit of I eat it, god knows what would happen if it got in a cut or something. It sucks.

  • Ha.

  • Me? I'm not too allergic to anything. I can't eat seafood or I throw up (due to overeating one night, throwing up in a tent, then never being able to stomach it again), but I stopped eating it to be vegetarian. So, I guess nothing really.

  • one time i pooped out bloody doodies every single day for about six months...... it hurt soooo bad. especially at school haha but im okay now:)i had a very very small hole ripped in my itestine i think, but im not sure....

  • well i got proper bad hayfeaver and im allergic to blue smarties :( they are my favourate as well :'( brb im going to go cut myself cause im emo :( btw i like wolves

  • @DTAgaming2012 .....?

  • @gwenkilljoy "gigle" i just had a blue smartie now im freaking high i like wolves no trtles no wolves i like you.... :O jwnbvwqjbnrn o2

  • why isnt he doing videos with smellzyeButt anymore?

  • Ugh! Cats, I wish they were cute cuz the a-holes kill me. And the additives in gold jewelry, mostly nickel. I get all itchy and bumpy and hives and sneezy and I wanna scratch my sinuses till they bleed, its quite attractive lemme tell you.

  • I absolutely love how you describe your feces in detail with a pokerface.

  • You remind me of Mikey Way :3 Love you both!!!!!

  • If have too much dairy or tea I get a stomach ache and sometimes runny crap (lol). I'm also allergic to flowers, trees, and grass. I'm allergic to dustmite feces. I'm allergic to colostrum.

  • WTF?!? Onision is the weirdest youtuber i have ever watched, where the hell does he come up with this stuff???

  • Cats could actually kill me. fuck

  • motherf***er... I wanted to learn more about how mushrooms give butt problems

  • im allergic to cats, dogs, grass,trees,and animal hair

  • I laughed so hard at the beginning and I don't know why. "Hey! It's Onision and I have a question for- ...duh it's Onision..." oh my god

  • cormstarch.makes.me breakout and I cant eat dairy

  • I had this weird creamer thing at my aunts and it was like sugar free vanilla or something? And it tasted SOOOOOOO good. Until I sat on the toilet for half of the day. T_T

  • Lactose

  • Cats and lactose free for me :(

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  • im alergic to cheep metal. i cant ware anything thats not a certain steel, silver or gold. no cheap julery for me. :p and i cant eat meat. its revolting to all of my sences and its been like that all 19 years of my life.

    p.s. u have a beautiful smile. :)

  • im allergic to pollen and dust .. :P

  • sausage is a no no for me

  • red food dye!!!! its bad news!!!

  • Im allergic to chocolate. It sucks. By chocolate I mean like cocoa. :(

  • i was eating soup when i was watching this =_=

  • I'm allergic to penicillan. So some medicines I can't take which could be bad....

  • Im not allergic to anything XD GOOD !!

  • I'm not allergic to anything but my friend is allergic to poptarts :O

  • I was eating at the time I watched this........

  • @Anime9vampiress I was eat strawberries, the story froze my hand until it was over lol.

  • Shell fish

    no shrimp for me :(

  • GROSS!!!!

  • I cant drink milk

    Or anything dairy or yah tht happens to me like seconds after i drink or eat anything dairy

    -__- its embarrassing

  • Im mildly allergic to nuts allergic to musrooms allergic to tuna gladly and cats that eat tuna :P oh and dust severely

  • I'm lactose intolerant. And I'm also allergic to egg whites, wheat, and mold. The lactose intolerance sucks the most because my favorite food group is Pasta. Worst favorite food to pick ever.

  • umm im allergic to nuts and yeahh :L

  • lololol 1:25:

  • lololo

  • HAHAHAHAHA omg I am favouriting this video!!

  • Mountain Dew,any cheese,anything from Olive Garden, and any food that I usually don't eat almost daily upsets stomach or I'm stuck near a toilet for the next 2 hours): Horrible stuff):

  • Omg I'm so sorry Greg, but that black guy came out of nowhere and scared me....

  • Haha so I can't drink 7 up or mountain dew...I get really sick and like puke everywhere! And I'm allergic to shrimp. I don't even eat meat but I can't be too close to shrimp or I'll get superrrr itchy and light headed!

  • sausage gives me diarrhea

  • I agree. He's way too comfortable with us. Good thing I don't have a problem with it!

  • Eating or drinking too much dairy products makes me almost shit my pants.

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hhahahahaha Oh my!

  • Wtf.

  • I'm allergic to bullshit, so that is why I've watched the majority of your videos, and keep watchin' :D

  • lol olive garden my mom works there

  • Uhh. o.o

  • Greg, why?

  • haha omg i just watched a video about poooooooooop

  • milk products, cant touch pineapple skin, cant touch potatos, suncreens, shampoo, some soaps, bi carb soda, gluten, nuts, dust, pollen, animal fur and hay....i think thats it :\ fml -.-

  • Me? I'm Allergic to Honey and i'm also Lactose intolerance...

  • uhmm for me its milk XD

  • Damn you looked annoyed xD I hate it when you get random bouts of the icky poos, I get them when I eat too many pickles. Yeah. Pickles. I love them, but sometimes they don't love me. ;__;

  • what the fuckety fuck did I just watch?

  • @Poptart956801 lolol

  • Onison is gay with a creepy fat dude called smelly butt? I'm fly with that I guess.

  • lol, well I can't eat too much of cheese soup :F I think I may be a little lactose intolerant, plus I'm allergic to the glue on band aids, like if I leave a certain kind of band aid on it leaves little bumps where the glue part was.

  • ew wtf dude.

  • Clams...I'm allergic to clams....I puke like crazy...Not very pretty at all.... :\

  • diarrhea-ie?

  • OMG!!!! onision i am elergic to mushrooms too!!!!! wow

  • e__o youre such a negative dick

  • @ColdHardPlasticFlesh Hatuhrr. like, stop hating.

  • @delaneyfosho haters gonna hate, deal with it.

  • Gatorade does things to my rectum that should never be spoken.

  • I do not know if I commented on this or not. If not, I am allergic to Vick's Vapo Rub.

  • shrimp,uuuuggh if i eat it I get really sick and throw up for the next 2 days

  • I'm alergic to grass.

    Talk about sad alergies.

    :(

    No shoeless walks through freshly cut grass for me.

    Good thing there is such a thing as sand. Its a good consolation prize.

  • i Love onisions laugh <33333!!!!! 1:25 !!!!!!!!!

  • you always act all pissed when someone does some thing like at 0:47 are you actually mad or is that just acting?

  • green food dye? and expired pepperoni

  • im not allergic to anything lol

  • im allergic to fish

  • Fried food screws me all up dude, why must it be so good!?

  • Penicillin and fat (animal meat)

  • I'm allergic to SYB and just watching his vids gives me a horrible diarrhea. xD

  • SmellzYeButt probly saved us from a very horrifying story.

  • very nice i .love your eyes

  • Im allergic to milk and amoxicilyn and maybe fish

  • Funny!

    

  • Was that Black Shay Carl?

  • Didn't he act in the same angry, annoyed way whenever Skye interrupted him? Maybe this is why Onision can't maintain relationships or friendships...

  • Welcome to taco aizen, may i take your order? mabey you would like some espada nachos, or some huecho mundo burritoes, thank you for stopping by.

  • Oh my god.... this happen to me today too.

  • The first 30 seconds I was like interesting. :)

  • LOL at the first 10 seconds lol

  • Finally someone with perfect Aizen hair!!! Lol!

  • "It feels like your masturbating my arms."

  • When ever I drink a lot of bud heavy or pbr I tend to encounter a similar phenomenon, to which I later learned has been dubbed "bud mud"

  • SmellZyeButt maybe gave you butt problems...?

  • Lucky me I'm not allergic to anything I've come across so far but I've been away from the flesh long enough to probably have a bad reaction to it.

  • I seem to be allergic to butterscotch biscuits, my throat drys up and turns to sandpaper when i eat them.

  • Hmm,, Idk Go to a hospital

  • I like pizza

  • I don't have any but I never ate lobster or crab

  • Lmfao x)

  • i cant eat peanuts without dying

  • now THAT'S a good friend =)

  • xD Ahh...glad I wasn't eating while watching this. Butt...dairy! Milk more specifically...but I love dairy. Too bad milk doesn't love me...curse lactose-intolerance! >.<

  • AHHAHAHAHAH!! XD

    <3

  • Caffeine...yes, doctor told me.

  • ITS SMELLZYEBUTT WATCH MY CHANNEL! xD I'm allergic to tomatoes. Well not offically, its probably just it my mind... but everytime I eat or smell one I throw up o.o literally.

  • Anything with a lot of grease, sausage, fast food, hotdogs....

  • Egad!

  • i'm pretty sure this was just a ploy to get us to watch his channel.

  • Diarrhea...cha cha cha.

    Coke makes me a lil constipated....it sucks.