I have insane allergies. I am allergic to all things that have any kind of pollen in them. Yes, this mean fruit. The only things I can eat are like bread, processed food and meat and some vegetables. I really want to go vegetarian, but medically I am not allowed to, I would die. Anyhow, I basically am allergic to milk, and fruit and most vegetables, and I become allergic to things if I don't eat them within a year-ish. Its no exact science. :) I wish I could be a vegetarian though!
i love how he talks about diahrea (i know i spelled that wrong) and then smellzybutt comes in... get it? poop... smellzybutt..... THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IM BORED
I am very lucky when it comes to eating. Nothing but a stomach flu gives me diarrhea, and I don't have any major food allergies. This may be due to my relatively well-balanced diet though. I used to get diarrhea all the time when I was a teenager living on junk food, but when I decided to start eating healthy stuff, it went away forever.
I do have an allergy to cinnamon though. If I eat something with strong cinnamon flavor, the next day my tongue feels like someone took a belt sander to it...
@ktodarling No, he has a mental disorder... But just hasn't figured it out yet. :/ Kinda worries me, quite honestly. He's aware he has something though.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do
My girlfriend is allergic to cardboard apparently. Like if it touches her arms or anywhere on her skin that part of the skin will get severely red and swollen.
im alleric to eggs and seafood. i cant eat them. i lov the smell of eggs though! i cant smell seafood wen its beeing cooked. i hav a distane lov for eggs! xD
ugh lavender...wen i smell it make my nose super dry and den my throat gets all jhdffkxcvhnjfdhgsjk i dont know how to spell it but it fu**s me up i hate it
I am allergic to red food colouring. It makes my throat swell and my gums burn a bit of I eat it, god knows what would happen if it got in a cut or something. It sucks.
Me? I'm not too allergic to anything. I can't eat seafood or I throw up (due to overeating one night, throwing up in a tent, then never being able to stomach it again), but I stopped eating it to be vegetarian. So, I guess nothing really.
one time i pooped out bloody doodies every single day for about six months...... it hurt soooo bad. especially at school haha but im okay now:)i had a very very small hole ripped in my itestine i think, but im not sure....
well i got proper bad hayfeaver and im allergic to blue smarties :( they are my favourate as well :'( brb im going to go cut myself cause im emo :( btw i like wolves
Ugh! Cats, I wish they were cute cuz the a-holes kill me. And the additives in gold jewelry, mostly nickel. I get all itchy and bumpy and hives and sneezy and I wanna scratch my sinuses till they bleed, its quite attractive lemme tell you.
If have too much dairy or tea I get a stomach ache and sometimes runny crap (lol). I'm also allergic to flowers, trees, and grass. I'm allergic to dustmite feces. I'm allergic to colostrum.
I had this weird creamer thing at my aunts and it was like sugar free vanilla or something? And it tasted SOOOOOOO good. Until I sat on the toilet for half of the day. T_T
im alergic to cheep metal. i cant ware anything thats not a certain steel, silver or gold. no cheap julery for me. :p and i cant eat meat. its revolting to all of my sences and its been like that all 19 years of my life.
I'm lactose intolerant. And I'm also allergic to egg whites, wheat, and mold. The lactose intolerance sucks the most because my favorite food group is Pasta. Worst favorite food to pick ever.
Mountain Dew,any cheese,anything from Olive Garden, and any food that I usually don't eat almost daily upsets stomach or I'm stuck near a toilet for the next 2 hours): Horrible stuff):
Haha so I can't drink 7 up or mountain dew...I get really sick and like puke everywhere! And I'm allergic to shrimp. I don't even eat meat but I can't be too close to shrimp or I'll get superrrr itchy and light headed!
Damn you looked annoyed xD I hate it when you get random bouts of the icky poos, I get them when I eat too many pickles. Yeah. Pickles. I love them, but sometimes they don't love me. ;__;
lol, well I can't eat too much of cheese soup :F I think I may be a little lactose intolerant, plus I'm allergic to the glue on band aids, like if I leave a certain kind of band aid on it leaves little bumps where the glue part was.
xD Ahh...glad I wasn't eating while watching this. Butt...dairy! Milk more specifically...but I love dairy. Too bad milk doesn't love me...curse lactose-intolerance! >.<
ITS SMELLZYEBUTT WATCH MY CHANNEL! xD I'm allergic to tomatoes. Well not offically, its probably just it my mind... but everytime I eat or smell one I throw up o.o literally.
I have insane allergies. I am allergic to all things that have any kind of pollen in them. Yes, this mean fruit. The only things I can eat are like bread, processed food and meat and some vegetables. I really want to go vegetarian, but medically I am not allowed to, I would die. Anyhow, I basically am allergic to milk, and fruit and most vegetables, and I become allergic to things if I don't eat them within a year-ish. Its no exact science. :) I wish I could be a vegetarian though!
fallingdown502 1 week ago
i love how he talks about diahrea (i know i spelled that wrong) and then smellzybutt comes in... get it? poop... smellzybutt..... THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IM BORED
erikthemagicalpanda 1 week ago
im alergic to smellz butt
jasmarinas 4 weeks ago
"....As poop is normally brown" XDD
XLindsayxLachrymoseX 1 month ago
You have really pretty eyes!
thesethingz 1 month ago
Thanks for sharing XD
mcluv166 1 month ago
I made the mistake of trying to drink something while watching this xD
Otaku35 1 month ago 6
if onision did not speak of such queer subjects, he would be somewhat attractive
LolaInTheSkye 1 month ago
Peppers
emmers1231 1 month ago
beautiful video.
Yci 1 month ago
OK WOW DUDE.. AND YOU THOUGHT MARIJUANA WAS TMI??!GDZXVGZBGR
ParadiddleMySkittle 1 month ago
That awkward moment when he starts talking about diarrhea and you're eating peanut butter...crunchy...peanut butter.
xxNikkiLyric 1 month ago
charming
Redflowers9 1 month ago
Eggs :( I love them and eat them a lot but they make my poop weird? And it smells really bad when if I fart
ReadSingText 1 month ago
I am lactose intolerant which makes me have horrible gas and really bad stomach aches.... Etc.
MegaGamerChix 1 month ago
i was disgusted and humored xD
Catheliah 1 month ago
I am very lucky when it comes to eating. Nothing but a stomach flu gives me diarrhea, and I don't have any major food allergies. This may be due to my relatively well-balanced diet though. I used to get diarrhea all the time when I was a teenager living on junk food, but when I decided to start eating healthy stuff, it went away forever.
I do have an allergy to cinnamon though. If I eat something with strong cinnamon flavor, the next day my tongue feels like someone took a belt sander to it...
lavalizard3 1 month ago
EUCALIPT c: it actually kill me D:
kinasand86 1 month ago
I can't eat anything acidic, vinegar and steak makes me wanna puke.
forrykid 1 month ago
HA, trolled. Lawl, i luv onision.
xAstraya 1 month ago
did he say "wow now i feel like a testicle?
TheVampireFeed 2 months ago
@TheVampireFeed I think he said egotistical...but now you say that...
TheDankyshen 2 months ago
......WHY
itimk0 2 months ago
I get diarrhea when being around people.
FiorinaFury151 2 months ago
I think Onision might have Asperger's Syndrome
ktodarling 2 months ago 12
@ktodarling No, he has a mental disorder... But just hasn't figured it out yet. :/ Kinda worries me, quite honestly. He's aware he has something though.
youandihavenolife 2 months ago
@youandihavenolife well i said that because he acts like my brother, who was diagnosed with it.their mannerisms are exactly the same.
ktodarling 2 months ago
@ktodarling I mean a different mental disorder*
youandihavenolife 2 months ago
@ktodarling why do you think he has aspergers?
britchic42 2 months ago
@britchic42 cause he acts exactly like my brother who was diagnosed with it
ktodarling 2 months ago
@ktodarling well i am being tested for aspergers so i just wanted to know if you meant it in a bad way.
britchic42 2 months ago
@britchic42 aw no way
ktodarling 2 months ago
@ktodarling
OH NO!
He is just very, opinionated.
RedRoosterRoad 1 month ago
@ktodarling I guess you dont know what Aspergers Syndrome Is Then.
NannaIsDead 1 month ago
@NannaIsDead considering my brother was diagnosed with it, yes, I do
ktodarling 1 month ago
@ktodarling No
MysteryCommentMan 2 weeks ago
dude... C'MON!! I was enjoying a chocolate muffin, and then i hear really brown poop?!! SERIOUSLY!! >__<
hAiMeHtAyLoR 2 months ago
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do
ketland2007 2 months ago
whenever i eat pizza i get diarrhea but i love pizza so i eat it anyways
tallyhoman911 2 months ago
WTF
ladydie1234 2 months ago
My girlfriend is allergic to cardboard apparently. Like if it touches her arms or anywhere on her skin that part of the skin will get severely red and swollen.
MaskedBlazer7 3 months ago
im allergict to dust
MrNikcccc 3 months ago
thanks
MrNikcccc 3 months ago
oily food.
andiesilly12 3 months ago
Chef Burrody (?) Some how i cant eat it with out getting upset stomach
AdmiralOfTheAir 3 months ago
i cant drink milk
maribroberg11 3 months ago
Peanuts =_=
Normababy1 3 months ago
i have the same problem </3
xXSunHomeXx 3 months ago
Maybe he has smellzyebutt problems
masterusdisasterus 3 months ago
i get a lot of corn in my poop
timcummingsqwerty 3 months ago
@timcummingsqwerty
dont eat so much corn 0.o
zimmiekimmie1 3 months ago
@zimmiekimmie1 the wierd thing is i dont
timcummingsqwerty 3 months ago
@timcummingsqwerty
...... ewwie lol
zimmiekimmie1 3 months ago
@zimmiekimmie1 i know weird aye.....i dont eat corn yet i can produce it.....i should start up a corn business..100% profit hahah
timcummingsqwerty 3 months ago
@timcummingsqwerty
hahaha i know huh x)
zimmiekimmie1 3 months ago
Grooooooooooossssssssssssss
JustNoodle 3 months ago
But I am allergic to a lot of eyeshadow, I have found 2 brands I can use, but I really want to buy dunes 47, les 4 ombres de Chanel, but I can`t =(
But I can use their nail varnish and lip products=))
tineeeable 4 months ago
I can eat anything... But i hear onions, galics and apple juice can do that....
And banans should help ^^
tineeeable 4 months ago
LOOOOOOL that's called irrital bowel greg ;)
veritaai 4 months ago
its not butt problems, its digestive.
MouthOfTheUnknown 4 months ago
EWWW!
Luvmariohatekikyo2 4 months ago
im alleric to eggs and seafood. i cant eat them. i lov the smell of eggs though! i cant smell seafood wen its beeing cooked. i hav a distane lov for eggs! xD
FluffyBunny3451 4 months ago
ugh lavender...wen i smell it make my nose super dry and den my throat gets all jhdffkxcvhnjfdhgsjk i dont know how to spell it but it fu**s me up i hate it
1mizzbabyblue 4 months ago
I am allergic to red food colouring. It makes my throat swell and my gums burn a bit of I eat it, god knows what would happen if it got in a cut or something. It sucks.
the17NC 4 months ago in playlist More videos from OnisionSpeaks
Ha.
bellamuerte057 4 months ago
Me? I'm not too allergic to anything. I can't eat seafood or I throw up (due to overeating one night, throwing up in a tent, then never being able to stomach it again), but I stopped eating it to be vegetarian. So, I guess nothing really.
FlyingSophisa 4 months ago
one time i pooped out bloody doodies every single day for about six months...... it hurt soooo bad. especially at school haha but im okay now:)i had a very very small hole ripped in my itestine i think, but im not sure....
MaddiMewMew 4 months ago
well i got proper bad hayfeaver and im allergic to blue smarties :( they are my favourate as well :'( brb im going to go cut myself cause im emo :( btw i like wolves
DTAgaming2012 4 months ago
@DTAgaming2012 .....?
gwenkilljoy 4 months ago
@gwenkilljoy "gigle" i just had a blue smartie now im freaking high i like wolves no trtles no wolves i like you.... :O jwnbvwqjbnrn o2
DTAgaming2012 4 months ago
why isnt he doing videos with smellzyeButt anymore?
habreezo 4 months ago
Ugh! Cats, I wish they were cute cuz the a-holes kill me. And the additives in gold jewelry, mostly nickel. I get all itchy and bumpy and hives and sneezy and I wanna scratch my sinuses till they bleed, its quite attractive lemme tell you.
missXmarie0990 4 months ago
I absolutely love how you describe your feces in detail with a pokerface.
YuriKitty42 4 months ago
You remind me of Mikey Way :3 Love you both!!!!!
MrMunuch 4 months ago
If have too much dairy or tea I get a stomach ache and sometimes runny crap (lol). I'm also allergic to flowers, trees, and grass. I'm allergic to dustmite feces. I'm allergic to colostrum.
metaldorksforever666 4 months ago
WTF?!? Onision is the weirdest youtuber i have ever watched, where the hell does he come up with this stuff???
ChristopherIsRyan 4 months ago
Cats could actually kill me. fuck
FMRfiveminuteridFMR 4 months ago
motherf***er... I wanted to learn more about how mushrooms give butt problems
xINVISIGOTHx 4 months ago 44
im allergic to cats, dogs, grass,trees,and animal hair
augustsunshine99 4 months ago
I laughed so hard at the beginning and I don't know why. "Hey! It's Onision and I have a question for- ...duh it's Onision..." oh my god
darbug01 4 months ago
cormstarch.makes.me breakout and I cant eat dairy
shanette420 5 months ago
I had this weird creamer thing at my aunts and it was like sugar free vanilla or something? And it tasted SOOOOOOO good. Until I sat on the toilet for half of the day. T_T
WhatsUpPuddingCupp 5 months ago
Lactose
krystinajo 5 months ago
Cats and lactose free for me :(
shoopdawhoop232 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
How in hell did Umineko bring me here... :|
JoKicksButtAndIsEpic 5 months ago
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JoKicksButtAndIsEpic 5 months ago
im alergic to cheep metal. i cant ware anything thats not a certain steel, silver or gold. no cheap julery for me. :p and i cant eat meat. its revolting to all of my sences and its been like that all 19 years of my life.
p.s. u have a beautiful smile. :)
SisterUchiha 5 months ago
im allergic to pollen and dust .. :P
TheCrazyInMe16 5 months ago
sausage is a no no for me
mayseiler12 5 months ago
red food dye!!!! its bad news!!!
Nfigue2 5 months ago
Im allergic to chocolate. It sucks. By chocolate I mean like cocoa. :(
magicisawesome2312 5 months ago
i was eating soup when i was watching this =_=
TheDakota1129 5 months ago 58
I'm allergic to penicillan. So some medicines I can't take which could be bad....
IamRenee2014 5 months ago
Im not allergic to anything XD GOOD !!
luv11300 5 months ago
I'm not allergic to anything but my friend is allergic to poptarts :O
awesomegod911 5 months ago
I was eating at the time I watched this........
Anime9vampiress 6 months ago
@Anime9vampiress I was eat strawberries, the story froze my hand until it was over lol.
Phenomenon58 5 months ago
Shell fish
no shrimp for me :(
summersun213 6 months ago
GROSS!!!!
abc123cupcake101789 6 months ago
I cant drink milk
Or anything dairy or yah tht happens to me like seconds after i drink or eat anything dairy
-__- its embarrassing
RoxelleTheGreat 6 months ago
Im mildly allergic to nuts allergic to musrooms allergic to tuna gladly and cats that eat tuna :P oh and dust severely
SerenaImara 6 months ago
I'm lactose intolerant. And I'm also allergic to egg whites, wheat, and mold. The lactose intolerance sucks the most because my favorite food group is Pasta. Worst favorite food to pick ever.
sk8rgurlrockz 6 months ago
umm im allergic to nuts and yeahh :L
ABI11295 6 months ago
lololol 1:25:
WonBotdfLove 6 months ago
lololo
WonBotdfLove 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA omg I am favouriting this video!!
awwtumbler11 6 months ago
Mountain Dew,any cheese,anything from Olive Garden, and any food that I usually don't eat almost daily upsets stomach or I'm stuck near a toilet for the next 2 hours): Horrible stuff):
PennyMoonshine 6 months ago
Omg I'm so sorry Greg, but that black guy came out of nowhere and scared me....
182LavaLamp 6 months ago
Haha so I can't drink 7 up or mountain dew...I get really sick and like puke everywhere! And I'm allergic to shrimp. I don't even eat meat but I can't be too close to shrimp or I'll get superrrr itchy and light headed!
XxwhoaitsmoexX 6 months ago
sausage gives me diarrhea
spencer2hamilton 7 months ago
I agree. He's way too comfortable with us. Good thing I don't have a problem with it!
jener98 7 months ago
Eating or drinking too much dairy products makes me almost shit my pants.
EddieTattoProduction 7 months ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha Oh my!
blondie5211 7 months ago
Wtf.
cliffandhally1 7 months ago
I'm allergic to bullshit, so that is why I've watched the majority of your videos, and keep watchin' :D
dylmeister3 7 months ago
lol olive garden my mom works there
antoniorocks969 7 months ago
Uhh. o.o
Daizy311 7 months ago
Greg, why?
onemoment2live 7 months ago
haha omg i just watched a video about poooooooooop
lovepuppy205 7 months ago
milk products, cant touch pineapple skin, cant touch potatos, suncreens, shampoo, some soaps, bi carb soda, gluten, nuts, dust, pollen, animal fur and hay....i think thats it :\ fml -.-
kittymercel 8 months ago
Me? I'm Allergic to Honey and i'm also Lactose intolerance...
97Scarygirl 8 months ago
uhmm for me its milk XD
chinesedude001 8 months ago
Damn you looked annoyed xD I hate it when you get random bouts of the icky poos, I get them when I eat too many pickles. Yeah. Pickles. I love them, but sometimes they don't love me. ;__;
Fuhlishiz 9 months ago
what the fuckety fuck did I just watch?
Poptart956801 9 months ago
@Poptart956801 lolol
onemoment2live 7 months ago
Onison is gay with a creepy fat dude called smelly butt? I'm fly with that I guess.
WorthyJimbo22 9 months ago
lol, well I can't eat too much of cheese soup :F I think I may be a little lactose intolerant, plus I'm allergic to the glue on band aids, like if I leave a certain kind of band aid on it leaves little bumps where the glue part was.
Tygerlily179 9 months ago
ew wtf dude.
tila130 9 months ago
Clams...I'm allergic to clams....I puke like crazy...Not very pretty at all.... :\
flower69456 9 months ago
diarrhea-ie?
TboneSTEAK111 9 months ago
OMG!!!! onision i am elergic to mushrooms too!!!!! wow
nana216216 9 months ago
e__o youre such a negative dick
ColdHardPlasticFlesh 10 months ago
@ColdHardPlasticFlesh Hatuhrr. like, stop hating.
delaneyfosho 9 months ago
@delaneyfosho haters gonna hate, deal with it.
ColdHardPlasticFlesh 9 months ago
Gatorade does things to my rectum that should never be spoken.
DismallyHopeless 10 months ago
I do not know if I commented on this or not. If not, I am allergic to Vick's Vapo Rub.
GabrielleBiggs 10 months ago
shrimp,uuuuggh if i eat it I get really sick and throw up for the next 2 days
purebloodguardianpro 10 months ago
I'm alergic to grass.
Talk about sad alergies.
:(
No shoeless walks through freshly cut grass for me.
Good thing there is such a thing as sand. Its a good consolation prize.
ZophiaMei 10 months ago
i Love onisions laugh <33333!!!!! 1:25 !!!!!!!!!
TheShaneDawsonFan11 10 months ago 2
you always act all pissed when someone does some thing like at 0:47 are you actually mad or is that just acting?
visitor44534 10 months ago
green food dye? and expired pepperoni
ADDrific 10 months ago
im not allergic to anything lol
TheCardGuy521 10 months ago
im allergic to fish
92BooBinky 10 months ago
Fried food screws me all up dude, why must it be so good!?
ErikaResponding 11 months ago
Penicillin and fat (animal meat)
gothbabii188 11 months ago
I'm allergic to SYB and just watching his vids gives me a horrible diarrhea. xD
KeshasPartypooper 11 months ago
SmellzYeButt probly saved us from a very horrifying story.
ashowiscool 11 months ago
very nice i .love your eyes
LadyEvalon 11 months ago
Im allergic to milk and amoxicilyn and maybe fish
ricitrussarah 11 months ago
Funny!
bknyteach 11 months ago
Was that Black Shay Carl?
BritishArgue 11 months ago 2
Didn't he act in the same angry, annoyed way whenever Skye interrupted him? Maybe this is why Onision can't maintain relationships or friendships...
socca1923 11 months ago
Welcome to taco aizen, may i take your order? mabey you would like some espada nachos, or some huecho mundo burritoes, thank you for stopping by.
girsbuddy 11 months ago
Oh my god.... this happen to me today too.
XxDumbleDorexX 11 months ago
The first 30 seconds I was like interesting. :)
RLKNachosnQueso 11 months ago
LOL at the first 10 seconds lol
yankeepunk3000 11 months ago
Finally someone with perfect Aizen hair!!! Lol!
EdwinR890 11 months ago
"It feels like your masturbating my arms."
extist43 11 months ago 3
When ever I drink a lot of bud heavy or pbr I tend to encounter a similar phenomenon, to which I later learned has been dubbed "bud mud"
leftylucy123 11 months ago
SmellZyeButt maybe gave you butt problems...?
TheFaceSoap 11 months ago 62
Lucky me I'm not allergic to anything I've come across so far but I've been away from the flesh long enough to probably have a bad reaction to it.
MrEllisRedding 11 months ago
I seem to be allergic to butterscotch biscuits, my throat drys up and turns to sandpaper when i eat them.
ichoosecaity 11 months ago
Hmm,, Idk Go to a hospital
ILuvConverse197 11 months ago
I like pizza
DaSassyDanca 11 months ago
I don't have any but I never ate lobster or crab
MiaDepRockRionII 11 months ago
Lmfao x)
AlixMurder 11 months ago
i cant eat peanuts without dying
danthman92 11 months ago
now THAT'S a good friend =)
suzitobi350 11 months ago
xD Ahh...glad I wasn't eating while watching this. Butt...dairy! Milk more specifically...but I love dairy. Too bad milk doesn't love me...curse lactose-intolerance! >.<
kiyokoha 11 months ago
AHHAHAHAHAH!! XD
<3
TheJMarie15 11 months ago
Caffeine...yes, doctor told me.
SavannahMichelleeeee 11 months ago
ITS SMELLZYEBUTT WATCH MY CHANNEL! xD I'm allergic to tomatoes. Well not offically, its probably just it my mind... but everytime I eat or smell one I throw up o.o literally.
AddictedToMusicxox 11 months ago
Anything with a lot of grease, sausage, fast food, hotdogs....
whitewolfdemon14 11 months ago
Egad!
HappyIsFleeting 11 months ago
i'm pretty sure this was just a ploy to get us to watch his channel.
pitsiflyable 11 months ago
Diarrhea...cha cha cha.
Coke makes me a lil constipated....it sucks.
Shadow554 11 months ago 2