Chris Crocker is a human!

[hiddilydoobaaanee]

Candy canes

[cutegirlheregotswag]

chris i listen cuz i was listening to you while on tumblr and finsih this video UR video and u be mean by saying i have no life not nice :(

[avertnot]

O.O i want to see more?

[iKristene]

WTF

[MommaB2011]

IS THIS REALY CHRIS?

[crystalmchotness920]

0:19-0:44 wtf?!

[kp23productions]

yeah this is pretty scary...

[cakeworm007]

is it just me or does ay the end of this video Chris is kinda hot?

[pjd12093]

lmao give me your energy!!!! :)

[SummerSmileezzz]

); u scared me



[AnonymousPeople6]

507 people can't stick their tongue out really fast. Or can't go like this. HOHOHAHASEEHBLAHHHAAGAJA. XP

[schwydlen13]

DEAR HATERS. what did he just say in this video? that hes getting to you because your sitting here making a fuckin comment.if you dont like chris why the fuck are you sitting here watching his videos just to attempt at insulting himyall are fucking stupid, all youre doing is giving him all the VIEWS he deserves. all you haters are actually supporting him. xD so please continue being a dumbass and watching peoples videos just to hate on them, cuz your still giving them your time and effort..(:

[schwydlen13]

youre so domatic, victimatic,

and btw i wanna saramic tattoo.

[EpicTubeTroll]

This faggot is the best vid troll found to date. He doest even need drug stimulation in order to troll effectively for the lulz which makes it all the better, however he still practises faggotry which is an abomination in the eyes of jesus christ our lord and savior.

[TheMeganbird]

compooter

[1ceC0ld77]

HAHAHEHEHOOHOOHAHEHEHAHEHAHOOH­EHAHOHEHEHA!

You just got yourself one fancy new dislike.

[purplefeistygirl820]

well i am 12 and school was out today so yeah! btw i love you

[Chanellevenes92]

Oh my god!!!! I absolutely loved this video!!!!!!! You are so entertaining because your so real! Your crazy and open about it, good on you!!!!!!!

[1992ilikepie]

EvulDali Chris crocker isn't on drugs bitch!! I think >.> Oh well.

Deal with it.

And wh doesn't lve crazy people? Sometimes I sing adele songs to Hello Kitty when it comes on tv.

[Rain0npaTHmentsLOVE]

December 7th is my birthday! haha love your videos Chris you give me insperation to be myself! and you stole my birthday.... but we can get over that. ;p <3

[joaozittoo]

locao! hehehe muito lindo!

[aubreyml4]

This guy is fucking crazy.

[conboyist1]

i laughet

[MrCrayEgg]

Bravo ! :)

[TheMhnkuhnkuh]

Whoa Im speechless

[revision2011]

Chris why are you doing Nicki Minaj? Or was it Nicki that swagger jacked you?

[myluckystarsx]

pissing myself laughing LOL.

[punkproperty18]

Your views are getting smaller.. who knew.

[The90MinuteBlonde]

Haha if you think that's what cocaine does to you then a)you missed the point of the video and b)you've clearly never done cocaine

[EvulDali]

@The90MinuteBlonde I do not know what the point of this video is. I ran into in by accident while surfin. What i can tell you tho is that i have recognize a number of physical indicators and ticks that are very characteristic of cocaine abuse. I say this after treating many patients. The fact that cocaine did not have a similar efect on you does not mean that it will affect everyone the same. This young man is a heavy user and has suffered serious damage by this drug. Seek help!

[EvulDali]

And this is why cocaine is illegal.....

[lezbehonestalyssa]

"some people say its like a little arm, but sometimes I talk to it and it has like a really big imagination." lmfao, made my life.

[GreatFreakOfNature]

I don't know if I love you. But I'm going to anyways.

[YourEternalReward]

That girl that keeps interupting is annoying as hell :I

[Sims2gurl1]

I love you... That's all I can think to say right now... That's just how lost for words this made me... So... Yea... I love you! :D

[shado67th]

I talk to computers, not people :p haha.

[Orthropox14]

chris, you are FUCKING AWESOME.

[RissyRuby20089]

Omg ur really funny and hae awesome points to all ur videos keep up the good work

[kdai2012]

The "dude" part sounds like my boyfriend, and 9:02 sounds like my retarded ex. xD

[greenbluepinkpurple]

XD LOVE YA!



[cassia781]

@ 9:04 he sounds like John travolta in hairspray

[cassia781]

What is skitsofrenia?

[orchdorkchick13]

9:04 sounds like john travolta in hairspray :P

[Sweety1703]

You are just showing the side of life most bitches would never ever show anyone else. its awesome

[sunnypaTradise]

I've watched this video probably like 15 times. Hahahaha. Thank you again Chris. Btw, anyone ever told you you look like Chris Evans in this video? Hot. <3

[ZackIronheart]

i act like that all the fucking time!!!!!!!!!!!

[Flickforus]

Shit wow chris crocker is hot as all fuck!

[shedevil211]

lmfao ur awesome lol

[Asthebombsdrop]

Who saw his face color fastly?

[JoannaLouisiana]

im not gonna lie... i lol'd several times through this video. the dudes pretty funny.. and i dont really even like him that much

[yyttroll]

Опять беснуется

[hunterbrooke]

<3 Cute xD i loved the redneck accent :P Sub!!!! :DDD

[delivermethatcomedy]

GO OUT AND BUY YOU A SON OF A BITCH WIG MUTHFUCKA.

hahahaha

[MasterxMorgan]

How is he sick?

[hayleybae14]

your smart funny an cute i love the way you r an u dnt give a fuk abt h8ters my saying is if ppl hate u its becuz ur pretty damn awesome an ur doing sumden rite

[flappy188]

you might look like a "BOY" BUT you still act like a BITCH, BITCH!

[LittleMissZackyVee]

CHRIS YOU ARE FRENZILY FANTASTIC

ILY <3

[Raiden738]

great video :) great message

[billymaysthekiller]

Oh God, he's an obvious attention whore. Look at him he is practically screaming "PLEASE! MORE ATTENTION!"

[Mikeota001]

and this is why we love you xD

[tommybriggs]

adverb of fast is fast not fastly dear !

[angel27119]

I was half expecting him to jump out at me.

:C

[NPeR1697]

wait.. wasn't this guy a girl before?

[UpsideDownTopHat]

I guessed that you were pretending to be Bill Cosby

[TheSteph1999]

.. Oh Shit ! Your Name IS Christopher Darren Cunningham :O !!!!!!!! Why'd You Switch To Chris Crocker? :D Not a bad Thing I Guess.



[SimpleCheeseGrater]

Hahaha I used to hate you but that was before I realised you were funny not annoying! But seriously what's wrong with you? hahahaha funny funny guy

[vpartworld]

Christ how can I be like you? Not that I mean to be selected to be born a man when your soul is woman...beautiful woman.

[darkmoon5600]

OMG For a minute there, I thought you were channeling Jim Varney.

[AndrewBell]

he's so high

[MissCherieB]

YOU TELL EM CHRIS

[MrDioncarrero]

"OMG, HE SAID ORANGE JUICE" X,D

[livyrocks101]

he is crazyy and i love his videos :) haha" there is a human stading next to me!"

[NawtyAngel911]

U stuck ur tongue out bcuz u luv vagina! Lol

[asna307]

YES you remind me of Jim Carrey!

[canniballuvr12]

............wow............

[awoo31279]

what the fuck did i just watch

[TheKryssycutie]

Chris, you always take me our of a bad mood, I love you

[dongallegos]

i used to be a women named chris crocker but then i took an arrow to the knee

[AyeSkyeTech]

i have a headache...

[AyeSkyeTech]

HE NEEDS AN EXORCISM!!

THE POWER OF CHRST COMPELS YOU THE POWER OF CHRST COMPELS YOU!!

[creatiu]

You're so creepy

[MsSaraCakes]

Omg is he on crack or something..this is seriously more annoying then fred and the annoying orange put together!!

[MsAwkwardTruth]

you sticking your tounge out because you are a LIZARD!? NO, aww :(

[ItzJustJessy]

You love life and we love you

[MariahIsSinging]

Hahaha, I walked out of my room, talked to my family for a while, and then came back. This was 5 min ago, the video is still playing, and I'm still laughing from all this stuff.

[KamarulTraneAriffin]

The girl with the purple tee. K i want her HAHA :D

[ColorfulBeautifulMe]

Well, after this video, I'm not really sure what to say because you took all the words from my mouth.. XD

[Singwalk12]

dick ! ur gay !

[petrucha1983]

Chris Crocker - "The Gay Eminem" - Shana Gagnon. (Huge compliment coming from me.

[jjfr911]

pmsl :S

[rivermegan]

lmfaooooooooooooooo

[picgin7]

i love you

[petermckracken]

OMG I totally didin't plan to watch this whole video, but I did cuz that shit was hilarious! I LOVE YOU

[DianaDesteny]

ahahahahahah I LOVE YOU<3 AHAHAH

[xoxmissmegandawnxox]

We watched the video to the end because we live u thanks fir the rude comment though

[sleeplesslife]

love it ;)

[MajoretteBedhead]

wait what.... You're gay now. Outrageous!

[DreamFar44]

What... The.... Fuck..

[hobosarecool12]

he said he found out that he was gay when he was 7 BUT before he said he came out of no gay closet he was born gay... :O

[TutteFlaske]

00:18

How fast can YOU turn red?

[fatdaddy1996]

He's actually quite smart. :P

[airbreaker0]

@fatdaddy1996 No he isn't. His videos are pointless and you can tell he is pretty unintelligent by the way he talks.

[petermckracken]

@airbreaker0 Yeah....Chris is actually extremely smart.

[fatdaddy1996]

He's so entertaining.

[ieatrice0407]

the girl looks like Savannah.

haha i thought it was her O__o or is it?

[corvallan152]

Chris is gay? are you sure.

[shadowzombie0]

I like it when your drunk Chris. Your funnier that way. XD

-Will

[IzCuteDoe]

Wait... IS THIS GUY GAY?

[Kristinmdalen]

you're the best! 

[expedion]

I see that he's drunk on this video

[LD254vids]

im your fan imma always watch your videos :)

[rikasalvador]

you're so raw, i fucking love it.

[bollylollyholly]

HAHA what a retard.

[alexandra19225]

At like 0:30 his face turns red

[MrKry]

He does get scary after a while xD

[horsegirl517340]

you are the boy version of me.... why can't there be straight boys like you....

[ZJRokz]

omfg ahahahahahahahahaha LMAO!!!!

[AliRabbittBieber]

LMFAO you're like mah best fraaand <3

[xionwalker]

your not crazy your insane XD lmao

[moriah93ohio]

Yes, I watched this whole thing...I have no life lol

[pitcaptainworthy]

ahahaha, i love you chris. i'm a minute in and laughing my ass off, i'm crying.

[ronzieakabella]

lol ur sleeves r uneven its very distracting.

[ronzieakabella]

lol ur sleeves r uneven its very distracting.

[GraceEcholsMusic]

I'm Scared 

[LilyLoveLaugh]

anyone notice one sleeve is shorter than the other? :P chris, you are God for real :D

[carneygal03]

The whole video I was focusing on how one of his shirt sleeves is longer than the other.

[allylovesvball2410]

i luv u. ya crazy<3

[HaAntics]

That bitch who keeps popping up is really getting on my nerves

[77snowdog77]

how did u know u were gay

[CutieAlyssa2011]

Haha my names Alyssa toooooo(: yur hilarious btw(:

[EzraiilOsafetyOtube]

000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000

chris corck never been suck... his life changes is the best thing that i've been seeing since all these 4 years...

how he was and how he is now each moment has been something that i'll never miss

i've wished since 3 years to get in touch with him at least once... but all what i have is wishes

would u guys thumb 4 me at least once

000000000000000000

[allysabc]

my name is allysa too!!! like the girl that burped at 05:41

[MrWeegee21]

YOU SUCK

[motherroach1]

i love this so much!!!!! <3 <3 <3

[ashmariej]

You are so funny. Lemme suck yo dick.

[kkianakittty21]

I. Love. You!

[xxVixTHEvixenxx]

I flipping love your and your gorgeous XD



[mrbrightsiiide]

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS.

[mrbrightsiiide]

He reminds me of Jim Carrey.

[Hihi10011]

ur weird..in the good way. :)

[ForSubscribing]

Oh good...

[100JBspecial1on1]

You're the fuckin' best! :)

[Feberizo1]

wait, wtf i thought this guy was a tranny lol

[webkinzgirl008]

Wait... THIS IS CHRIS..?

[Raventhesim]

@webkinzgirl008 THe guy who made Leave Britney alone... Yes =))

[Miomega122]

This is the first time I've seen you since 2008, and I love you now more than ever.

[RH1169]

Thumbs up for human race! (we're screwed)

[leahslullabye]

There's a difference between Schizophrenia and DID

[taylordurocher3591]

i watched the whole thing bc i love you christopher get ova it muthafucka

[Torilol135]

Your insane but I <3 you. Jeez you were a really pretty girl but your a hot guy, i can't decide which one I like better..to bad your gay =/

[Cella100594]

at the end he sounds like moaning myrtle from harry potter....

[pkmn7777777]

he's finally a guy, and hot at that. but still bat shit crazy. no me gusta.

[kiriconan]

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER HAIR? ...

[johngreat1000]

The girl at 00:02 is hot. lol

[gagagleefan]

you are everyone's favourite gay

[mrcoolycool100]

was you bron a girl you dont look gay but you sound sooo fucking gay

[OhheyLucy]

@mrcoolycool100 you sound soooo fucking gay was you bron a girl?

[abejareina1989]

Chris you're fuckin crazy... Chris you're fuckin brilliant... Chris you're fuckin crazy... Chris you're fuckin brilliant... Chris you're fuckin crazy... Chris you're fuckin brilliant... Chris you're fuckin crazy... Chris you're fuckin brilliant... Chris you're fuckin crazy... Chris you're fuckin brilliant... Chris you're fuckin crazy... Chris you're fuckin brilliant... Chris you're fuckin crazy... Chris you're fuckin brilliant... Chris you're fuckin crazy... Chris you're fuckin brilliant... LOL

[XanderDesignStudios]

Last time i've seen you,you were looking like a failure born girl,now all you need is some muscles.

[Eggmaster2029]

I question if he's 'acting' gay, or is actually gay.

[ageofgrim]

you look straight as fuck in this video. Try to be straight like every other normal man please. thanks.

[XLittleMissAmazingX]

@ageofgrim You're a bit of a cunt aren't you?

[Super123Xxxxxxx]

@itchriscrocker You're hot.

[explodingtacoinc]

I want to punch this man in the face. He acts like an 8 year old trying to be funny.

[Bahbahbah77]

what the fuck?

[HollylovesMark]

THE FUCK? YOU'RE CHRIS CROCKER? D: YOU'VE CHANGED!

[George0Wisdom]

I like watch your YouTube channel to see how to be a human. Not that I'm not human. Tho the consciousness within me is not.

It has existed within many forms, since before the earth existed. It usually just observes the creature/piece of earth without interacting. Tho with the great many ways of communicating. I it can pretty much say anything and doing anything without causing to much attention.

I it enjoys your journey thought life and looks forward to more of you life experiences.

J.

[tuftuf654]

is it a girl.. is it a homosexual...no its chris crocker turning to a man

[Mekebek]

what the fuck?

[jhaYLoCcO]

omg what happened to you? you look........... handsome

[MissTahliaJade]

You need to voice cartoon characters, seriously. You're so good at changing your voice. I can hear you on Family Guy or something lol. You're perfect. <3

[shesgotbrowneyes]

HAHAHAHAHA, wtf just happened..

[sWeeTypWinCess]

ONE THING : YOUR HOT..

[XamoebabrainX]

i watched the entire video. still love you, chris. no fucks given.

[xBMWclan]

does he act this ? and why does he have lipstick?