The Soup: Happy Birthday, Hef!

[MsJustinbieberlove88]

IM A BOAT CAPTAIN! Gotta Love Joel Mchale :)

[TheAliceOfShredd]

Ahahaha his "IIIII'm a boat captainnn" reminds me of his "I'd love a reference frommm this centuryyyy" dance

[IAmThePumaMan]

Joel Mchale has the best hair transplant ever.

[MrDryose]

why would 2 people dislike this video? lol is so funny!!

[GhostFearMe]

never get tired of the Boat Captain skit xD

[STRAIGHTJACKITTV]

Happy b-day Hef.... check out our Youtube Kendra Videos. You will not want to miss out on these gems!

[RainbowGoodfellow]

IIIII'mmmmm a boat captain!

[Jellybeaner1991]

God. Has been good to Hef. Lmao.

[Substantive64]

Not the one in Heaven,but some God....

[SickBritKid]

I loved the inclusion of Toddlers and Tiaras...

Perfect.

[AnnoyingOpinions]

What an asshole.

[AnnoyingOpinions]

@AnnoyingOpinions The playboy guy not the Soup guy.

[BlueFireMai]

i love how joel mchale always does the boat captain dance, when he mentions Hue

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[pakibukas]

hugh is an old dick!!

[KVrael15]

I want on the Captains boat. they have fun crewmates XD

[FaganRoberts]

Happy Birthday Hef! You disgusting old gun grabbing socialist.

[fpfarto259]

"i am a boat captain" =D

[Ah5ha]

Brilliant!!!

[HisPrettyButterfly]

LOL Awesome! ^__^ He really is old, isn't he? Viagra does wonders, I guess. lol

[NickVlaze]

@HisPrettyButterfly no, it's all natural. trust me

[bigd69er]

@HisPrettyButterfly yea viagra.....you would know

[HisPrettyButterfly]

@bigd69er It's just a guess. I'm a 20 year old female, I have no need for it. =]

[bigd69er]

@bigd69er are you sure......better check again........well if you can see it...

[sensuelz]

flintstone reunion..LOL

[luckydog719]

im a boat captain!!

[Samatarou200]

lol nice baby pictures and his class mates are awesome love his kids his future girlfriends are hot (for tots in tiaras judges)

[MELODYMILLAAA]

haha my uncle tapes this show. he is Tom mcnamara. Joel talks to him on the soup somtimes and somtimes hes even in view of the camera! :)

[goheklikaplunco]

Haha the exclusive baby pictures are cave drawings! Joel is too hilarious!

[Lionel0008]

aye a boat capt'n...LOL

[hotpopcorncake]

Hef is like whoaaa dude where my prunes juice!!

[Fern112233]

the future girlfriends HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[prettygrl222]

lol the future girlfriends....

[Darkartwarlock]

LOL

[prettycrystal23]

this is freakin hilarious..lmao...& for a while there i actually thought it was an E! special..until i noticed it was just a joke..lol...good one joel!!

[myasshole69]

Did Caveman Zombies have Birthdays?

Well you learn new thing everyday!!!

[SugarStrangler]

lmao look his private office xD

[Anarion18]

I'm surprised that old geezer hasn't gotten aids from all of those poor blonde idiots who are required to sleep with him to get in the cover of the mag.

lol. dumbasses.

[nataliamo12]

@Anarion18 omg you're sooo right

[SATURDAYateSUNDAY]

@Anarion18 maybe viagra is the cure for aids??

[junmengo]

@SATURDAYateSUNDAY what? say what?

[SATURDAYateSUNDAY]

@junmengo lol if you dont get the joke thats just sad lol

[bigd69er]

@Anarion18 you dont have enough class to wipe his old wrinkled asshole let alone his taint..........tell ya what start with mine..

[Anarion18]

@bigd69er fuck you. since you think he is a "classy" old geezer, why don't you do it? by the way you're replying to me, it seems you know how to do it. fucking ass kissing idiot. get the fuck off of youtube with your bullshit.

[bigd69er]

@Anarion18 go let your uncle suck your tits.......ah yea i know about that, bye pumpkin tits..........god bless

[Anarion18]

@bigd69er pumpkin tits?? lol. dumb ass faggot little bitch. thats the best you got, eh? lol

[FaganRoberts]

@Anarion18 Most AIDS virus cases are not transmitted through heterosexual sex.

[RenIchigoku]

@FaganRoberts WRONG, where are your getting that info from? actually MOST cases of AIDS have been diagnosed between heterosexual couples, research

[FaganRoberts]

@RenIchigoku You wishing again. Wishing doesn't make it so. AIDS virus transmission loves blood and broken tissues. You get this with IV drug use and homosexual sex. 80% + of AIDS cases in the US involve these types, along w/ women having sex w/ bi-sexual or IV druggie men. Stop reading socio-political propaganda and do some unbiased research. It's easy, if you're fearless. Stop squeeling. They didn't call it the "gay plague" for nothing!

[RenIchigoku]

@FaganRoberts you're just homophobic, why don't you show me where are your getting your info from? do you think that heterosexual sex doesn't involve blood and broken tissues? you're WRONG, the first cases of AIDS known in humans were from 'gay people' because it was at the time of this sex revolution were everyone could fuck everyone, there were no thing as "straight people" they weren't totally gay or straight, it was bisexual people, the thing is, straight people identify bi persons as gay

[FaganRoberts]

@RenIchigoku Aaaah, you're squeeling again. "Homophobia" is just a term used by frustrated homosexuals against ANYONE who doesn't agree w/ their special rights agenda, or in this case, tells the truth about AIDS. Factoid: It is a myth that the AIDS virus is poised to break out or is a threat among non-IV drug using heterosexuals. It's a political disease, unfortunately. Check out, "The myth of heterosexual AIDS", by Fumento. His analysis has even approved by the liberal WHO.Don't be delusional

[RenIchigoku]

@FaganRoberts lol, you think you can act like if you're right all the time just by antagonizing people? i've seen that attitude before dude, you just know you're wrong and you really want a reason to hate on gay people, just by giving out an analisis by some dude on a book doesn't mean it's accurate, anyone can read shit, just like you. is obvious that i'm wasting my time trying to get to talk with you, i just hope you keep yourself healthy and less judgemental, it's 2010. peace.

[FaganRoberts]

@RenIchigoku Bear in mind, YOU stand a much better chance of staying healthy if you play with the girls instead of the boys. Peace out!

[RenIchigoku]

@FaganRoberts yah, whatever

[TheKyawl]

@FaganRoberts

I'll be sure to tell my non-IV drug using heterosexual friend that his AIDS are a myth. I'm sure he'll be pleased to hear that.

[FaganRoberts]

@TheKyawl If in fact what you're saying is true he may take, strangely enough, some pleasure in knowing he's the rare one among the uncommon. If it has any consolation value indeed go for it. But enjoying such things would be rather odd, don't you think? You should get to know your friend a bit better, I'd say.

[prettygrl222]

@Anarion18 do they really sleep with him?

[Anarion18]

@prettygrl222 yes

[prettygrl222]

@Anarion18 omg...and their like 18...what did their parents do with them:O

[Anarion18]

@prettygrl222 lol. yep. there are some 18 year old playmates. they are poor. and hef tells them that its ok to have sex with him because he is going to make them rich.

[prettygrl222]

@Anarion18 that is a messed up old man...

[holycrapno]

@prettygrl222 no, they just sleep next to him...

[prettygrl222]

@holycrapno well i just cant understand why

[frankwahl]

@Anarion18 your just jealous

[1FujiEijiLVR]

that would be crazy for his birthday^^

[Blehish97]

ROFL

[Shadownight950]

hahahahahahahahahxD

[phanfinger]

lol

[skoobdaer]

Funny

[pisces38]

Hef's high school classmate seems down to earth lol

[holycrapno]

@pisces38 hahaha

[therooster83091]

i wish i was a boat capt

[Ryuu54]

nice

[MissChristineMarie]

ROFL! XD

[biolizard131]

LOL!

[jmpms]

LMAO!

[XHWrestling]

hahahaha so funny